Opie and Anthony: Chris Chan

[dxjrules5]

I wonder if they knew they sounded like Chris when they were talking about Asperger's syndrome.

[tstruss912]

Chris Chan's rainman impression: Four million and thirty two...definitely four million and thirty two sperm.

[Toyman1982]

Yep. if you collect action figures, video games... comic books... or you do ANYTHING besides drink, and fuck cheap women you are infact a nerd and do not deserve to live. makes perfect sense!

[TomMSTie1138]

O&A making fun of Chris Chan? I can now die happy.

[hobbit4571]

if i had a penny for every time Chris Chan studdered in his life time i'd have my own business going

[TheFeedback]

@hobbit4571 You'd be retired in Florida right now, even if you aren't 30 years old yet.

[bearandwoot]

nice thick load

[SkitsNdip]

WONDER SHOWZEN!!! :D

[LisaChuUK]

He recycles his own semen... Riigghhhttt...

[KidMoon23]

@LisaChuUK Look up Chris Chan, there's video of him doing pretty graphic stuff, tons of evidence.

[dudewutyeah]

He isn't a kid he's almost 30

[BinaryRaven]

@dudewutyeah He will be, in fact, in less than a month.

[bogmoviestudios]

I'm convinced at this point he's like Andy Kaufman, trolling everyone else. He's the only one in on the joke. I really don't want to think he actually believes the stuff he says, because that is just too horrible to contemplate.

[smile221]

Chris would be so mad if he heard he mistook it for an xbox controller

[FilmCreatureCom]

Hitler would never have stood for this. Was there a German kid with Down Syndrome that survived the holocaust? Oh yeah, Gene Simmons.

[heatbucspies55]

Christ, any chance this guy has that sense of humor where they try to make it sound like they are completely serious, but they aren't?

[emporernanner]

opie anthony and /b/ the best combo evar!



[CalifornianEmperor]

If only they knew...

If only they knew the full horror...

[anonUK]

@CalifornianEmperor

How do you know the full horror? Are you in the room with him while he's having a w*nk while at the same time drawing his cartoons and plotting revenge on the world? And they say autistic people can't multitask.

[ThatClassicGreyBox]

I have asbergers syndrome, and found the whole joke "who would name a disease that?" joke... I just... Found it... HILARIOUS!! 

You just earned a subscriber! 

[MrShitheel]

I bet he recycles his poop too.

[TheKinkyKook]

why haven't I found this earlier

[anonUK]

Very few autistic people are that mental, or that sexually fixated. If you've ever seen his cartoons, you'll know just how perverted and porn obsessed (yet at the same time how incompetent) he really is. The man attracts bullies like moths to a lightbulb and is completely unable to change his behaviour or his outlook to help those who would want to help society accommodate to people like him. He is like no other human being on earth- and yet, being the way he is, he brings shame on millions.

[ParakoopaPete]

HEXBOX CONTROL!? SLANDEROUS TROLLS!

[ApacheMan2K]

@ParakoopaPete That reminds me of the song you should find here on YouTube. Just type in "curse you slanderous trolls".

[ParakoopaPete]

Little Jimmy Hill?

[Yoshigodguy]

it took them till july 2011 to find out about this.

[BunrakukenIII]

Chris requires protein! 

[ApacheMan2K]

I happen to be a victim of Asperger's syndrome, and I know for a fact that this manchild -- wait, I'm sorry. ManBABY -- gives other autistic people like me a bad name. A very bad name.

[superarmysoldier12]

@ApacheMan2K lulz. I have aspergers and I'm nothing like this fag.

[BunrakukenIII]

Sociopathic multiple murderers are nothing like this fag... :)

[TwinUzis]

@ApacheMan2K

I know. I don't even admit I have Aspergers anymore.

[LisaChuUK]

@ApacheMan2K Aspergers and autism are different things...

[ApacheMan2K]

@LisaChuUK Let's not start any arguments, please.

[Toyman1982]

@ApacheMan2K nope, your a fucking retarded sack of shit just like he is.

[ApacheMan2K]

@Toyman1982 Is that what you have to say to anyone else who is autistic?

[SuperStrik9]

Chan (being the retard asspie he is) should do the world a favor and commit suicide/get killed in jail. He is nothing more than a leach on society and if in jail the one thing he has going for him (source of lulz) will be no more (except in reruns). He has served his purpose and like anything else that has passed it's expiry date, should be rid of its existence. If not in jail he should still be killed for being an asspie. We have enough footage of chan for future gens to get lulz anyway.

[SESdisciple]

"X-Box controller?" Ohh, the irony.

[3234718]

Why Powdered Toast Man? Not that I'm complaining.

[thejoebuck86]

@Fanofcartoons1994 He's a 29 year old autistic virgin who lives with his mom and doesn't have a job. He came to the attention of the Internet about 4 years ago, after he started working on his webcomic Sonichu. He's done numerous things to get the attention of trolls; from sending death threats to people who mock him, to falling for several fake girlfriends, to making terrible covers of songs. You can learn more about him on the CWCki.

[Fanofcartoons1994]

Who is this "Chris Chan" guy? Never heard of him before.

[Knoxerboy101]

@Fanofcartoons1994

The less you know of him, the better. Its all a sad/funny story about a autistic man child who's made a fool of himself on the internet, a house that would make regular viewers of hoarders cringe, and disgusting sexual fantasies. He's most likely going to jail tomorrow with his mother.

[superkeijikun]

"Oh, god dammit, Jimmy!"

[SuperWonderBRED]

He mixes his own baby gravy with orange fanta to dilute it a bit. Not to mention the anal beeds and dildo he has that he uses on his self. Oh and he also a cross dresser now he is a very weird autistic Virginian that needs to be removed from the internet or just left there for us to lol at. Honestly he is most likely the most elaborate troll to ever surface on the internet.

[mysticblade35]

@SuperWonderBRED He's also likely to go to prison soon.

[SuperWonderBRED]

@SuperWonderBRED yeah assaulting and doing a hit and run on the guy at gameplace will make that happen

[anonUK]

@mysticblade35

What for? He only really harms himself- everyone he stalks, either on the Internet or IRL knows he's far too ineffective and ineffectual to actually pose a threat.This may be because, unlike many of those with Aspergers, he's actually a bit stupid and instead of learning from his mistakes, he is condemned to repeat them in public on a constant basis and beam them round the world via webcam.

[TonyBMan]

woot 4:40 REN AND STIMPY FTW!!!!

[kicktheinternets]

@Pokerstiend

i invented YouTube, hoo hoo hoo. tell 'em Fred!

[KingWildCAN]

@kicktheinternets I invented language, hoo hoo

[rqbuchanan]

This is the mere tip of an enormous, fetid mountain of Asperger's Syndrome, encroaching baldness, virginity, obsessive interests, hilariously bad artwork, transvestism, unparalleled dorkiness, psychotic conniption fits, Christianity and an inevitable heart attack. CWC cannot be summarily explained to the uninitiated.

[biospherearcadia]

"At a toy store?" I lol'd

[WelfareScumRetard]

What would Opie and Anthony say about Rootbrian? Rootbrian is an even bigger failure at life than Chrissy could ever be.

[ToruKun1]

I'm surprised it took them so long to find Chris-chan.

[DaveRocky27]

Couldn't decide if I was grossed out or turned on.

[superkeijikun]

I ate a balogna sandwich whole watching. I never felt like I was gonna vomit. Is that a bad thing?

[nosorab3]

3:54 OH GOD DAMMIT JIMMY!! lol Some people ask why is chris-chan so fat? Some ask why is chris-chan so stupid? Some ask why is chris-chan such a fucking waste of carbon?! Not me. I ask 'why is chris-chan?!' Why are you?! TELL ME, CHRIS!! WHY ARE YOU ANYTHING?! *ahem* I hear he's going to jail for trespassing/assault/hit-and-ru­n.

[sl0wm0]

O&A are such idiots. Why do they pretend they've never heard of assburgers when they've made fun of it before?

[InsaneBillykane]

Wonder Shozen...Yaeeee!

[Dan88CG]

This is repugnant

[TailsFan23]

I'm going to throw up.

No seriously. I just had some mother fucking Toaster Strudel. That is not gonna taste good coming back up.

[JNathanK2011]

@TailsFan23 Pussy... I can probably watch scat porn and open colon surgery while eating teriyake beef and drinking fifth of Bailey's Irish cream and not throw up. Just imagine, after a long furious butt fucking, a guy's lover passionately squating their throbbing anus on his lips and unloading an ass load of shit and his own semen (that he put there himself), into his face. I bet you'd throw up trying to suck the caramelized, sugar glaze drenched chunks of beef down your throat, wouldn't you?

[TailsFan23]

@JNathanK2011 Um, okay one: That's just really messed up.

two: So what if I'm not as "tough" as you? It doesn't matter. You're probably just trying to find something to bitch about.

[JNathanK2011]

@TailsFan23 No, I'm just messing with you. I don't think I'm that tough. I just wanted to gross out some random person on the internet with the slim hope of inciting their gastro-intestinal tract into projectile vomiting all over their monitor.

[TailsFan23]

@JNathanK2011 LOL Good show, sir. ;D

[Okin17]

Jesus Opie you make it sound like every nerd is a Cumguzzling Autistic!

[CinnabonChan]

The idea of Chris Chan drinking his own jizz after whacking off makes me wanna vomit.

Chris Chan should be used in "pray away the gay camps". I'm gay, and Chris Chan is coming dangerously close to putting me off all men forever.

[BigJuicyx3]

"I tried some diapers, and it was... They were ok..."

AND THE LORD SAID TRY THE DIAPERS AND IT WAS GOOD.

[SeanStrife]

@kicktheinternets It's over 10,000 views.  Get on it, lazy ass.

[ThatDudeWithTheCap1]

Nope, this guy is 29!

[Shadoboy]

Powdered Toast Man pretty much sumed up my reaction to it all.

[PatchesJohnson]

This dude? sounds just like that dude? Timmy that was eaten by a bear.

[AmericanBadass44]

I've got aspergers and I'm nowhere near on the same level of dysfunction as this Christian Weston Chandler guy

[tfraud]

@AmericanBadass44 I display some of the symptoms of aspergers. I'm not ashamed of that. But, I think this guy uses it as an excuse to get attention. To me, he's a fake. He's only exploiting himself for more ridicule. If I met him face to face, I'd probably punch him in the face.

[dontcommentmehoe]

@tfraud That caller got it wrong. Chris Chan is autistic, and he hates people with aspergers.

[tfraud]

He "claims" to be autistic. It is pretty disgusting to listen about his jizz drinking. *gag* *puke*

[EricLynchSucks]

Whose hairy pussy did Bobo leave his dick juice in? Eck..

[BootyFister]

I JUST MASTURBATED TO THIS VIDEO.

[TigerPimp666]

you say 20 but he is 30 year old now lol

[Kelthire]

I was watching this video while eating my lunch and I nearly puked at the drinking semen from a cup part

[Ganymedeio]

@Kelthire Shit, you and me both. I had to set my casserole aside.

[Kelthire]

I can't stand Chris going "uhh...uhh...uhh" in all his video.

He's such an epic fail even nerds and basement dwellers have more meaningful lives than him

[LogSNES]

I'm eating tuna and rolls with orange juice, I'm about to puke my guts out lol

[TheLayneMeyer]

Danny @5:52...some message board...Rules 1 & 2 ;)

[kicktheinternets]

whose duck is more fucked up: Chris-Chan's or Bobo's?

[psychobob35]

he's like sam x10

[kicktheinternets]

@psychobob35

CWC is a mix-up of Sam and E-Rock, but with more fat...

[405OklahomaBrewing]

Where does this cum eater live?

[SirRobertDole2]

"seems a little effeminate" ant says. Wait until they see tomgirl.

[Demendred1605]

Oh, by the way, thanks for this upload, I was trying to find this. This is how I first heard of the manchild

[Demendred1605]

This Chris-chan is something else

[CokeDrkrNotSnrtr]

Wait til they get to the Tomgirl phase and see him "digging up" a grave

[PizzaguylolXD]

I love that O&A will comment on fucking anything. Best radio show in the world.

[TheCDVigil]

Well it's about time O&A gave some commentary on Chris Chan!

[RocketeerAndRoll]

This traumatized me.

[5amGordon]

Chris Chan could have been a 2 hour bit.

[kicktheinternets]

@5amGordon

oh yeah. stuff about him would be "radio silver", like retards, and other stuff the b-b-b-boys stumble upon

[jhohcable]

This is basically anyone who likes pokemon. 8)

[dogshittaco24]

"I recycle... so I don't lose any unborn children"-

See this is what reading too much fiction will do to people. Damn Bible...

[AvengingDudikoff]

Chris-Chan will listen to Lil Jimmy's jokes and take it as advice. 

[Athhippie]

Chris Chan is a cum eater!

Never heard of this weirdo. And now I am both glad and horrified that i know what this thing is.

[FilmCreatureCom]

Honestly, this guy is Jim Norton minus the comedy lol. We give Norton a pass for talking about his nasty habits but this guy is a nobody so it's 10x creepier lol.

[MrGligleglog]

first O&A video that ever made me gag, jesus jimmy your brilliantly disgusting

[yermomsboxx]

They didn't even get into his elbow-dick.

[ReximFavor]

I love O&A but there's no excuse for stumbling upon chris chan this late. This is a very old internet thing. We're talking ancient. People were talking about chris chan when the Earth was a boiling filament of gas.

[kicktheinternets]

@ReximFavor

the O&A segment was on 5/27/2009. noone had this clip up on YT. BUT WAIT, THERES MORE, CWC uploaded 3 new videos a few days ago. there is a sign that he is back on the interbutts

[interiorcrock]

@ReximFavor Does it matter who discovers it when? Really?

[omgwtfitssteve]

I wonder what they would think of ulililia. Because I still don't know what the fuck to think

[ConspectuMortis]

I'm surprised they haven't went through the entire saga that is CWC, that's hours of entertainment by itself, the guy is fascinating. Fucking disturbing, but fascinating nonetheless.

[DatFatPat]

Anymore O&A videos on Chris Chan?

[kicktheinternets]

@DatFatPat

i dont know.

[brb1006]

@kicktheinternets You can find the pics on the CWCki aka Sonichu.com .

[kicktheinternets]

@brb1006

been there. done that. the CWCki nevar gave this video its article in there...

[brb1006]

@kicktheinternets I know, btw did you see his orange soda and shower video and the doll video? I love to see you guys do reactions to them.

[kicktheinternets]

@brb1006

seen that video. i have seen every video that CWC has made. i would love to see the b-b-b-boys reaction seeing some autistic mongoloid drinking cum and orange fanta. Bawby Kelly will throw up just by the sound of it...

[MasterEm243]

@DatFatPat No, they never mentioned him again.

[TheLayneMeyer]

Somebody get O&A to discover youtube's Fatman. Christopher Paul Whitney, currently on the account fatmanisback2011. youtube account fatmanmirrorsagain has the archives, would be the ultimate to hear the bbboys take on the supreme!

[GentryJ20]

o&a and 4chan... the crossover of my dreams

[BrendanIsCool]

@GentryJ20 I'm so jelly

[kicktheinternets]

@GentryJ20

better thn 4chan and tumbeler...

[SclafaniBagni]

LMAO is that Stu Pickles??? hahahha

[kicktheinternets]

@SclafaniBagni

yep

[jmo18799]

You sure this isn't BoBo?

[kicktheinternets]

@jmo18799

tss 100 plus 2 percent or sumthin tss

[jmo18799]

@kicktheinternets Lmao Chip...I know it wasn't bobo tss I was being an ass that was wise or sumthin tss.

[kicktheinternets]

@jmo18799

its all cool bro. imagine if Bawby Kelly was on that day, he would of threw up just by the thought of CWC eating his own jizz

[jmo18799]

@kicktheinternets Janitors would of been working overtime that day..He would of filled that fucking trash can within mins lol.

[kicktheinternets]

@jmo18799

spoken like a true pest!

[stryder414]

cum eating retard

[Tagemandbagem]

lol fucking awesome. Chris Chan is a font of lulz. Go find the video of his house that he made. Unreal.

[PercyMcQueen11]

@Tagemandbagem i'd fuck him

[Rirrron]

oh fuck yes, opie and anthony and chris chan, best day EVER

[erixmix]

JULAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Torgo1000]

"Christian Weston Chandler stinks and I don't like him!"