Dub-Over: Beard

[linforcer]

If he kills polar bears with a nipple, isn't it bad for the other dude's beard to be a polar bear?

[Serious91Production]

"reference from video" form of compliment, verbally attack haters of said video.

and now i wait for the thumbs...

[PaulusCunctator]

@Serious91Production And not a single thumb was given that day.

[cybersteel8]

My pecs are chuck norris replicas

[emraunikar13]

my balls were trained by spartans and single handedly killed the persians

[karinosai]

My 5 o' clock shadow is a polar bear.

[pandagirl42087]

Maybe it's cause I'm tired or something, but I watched this whole thing with a completely straight face. I'm starting to think I should go back to smoking pot.

[pillowsinmypants]

@pandagirl42087 yes. yes you should

[skyhawk431]

I DEMAND MORE OF THESE VIDEOS!!! NOW!!!!!

[VanceMan200]

@skyhawk431 i demand many more too :D

[pyr0static]

Friggin hilarious.

[kadgi]

eventually i'll stop watching these. It's been 2 years now :(

[chrono996]

@kadgi you should stop lying to yourself... this will never get old lol

[drendedrater]

"Feel my pecks, you slut."

[diderr01]

52 people are house plants

[babagunoosh]

Native Americans in Tibet?

[stiven23]

@babagunoosh and cyclops with fruity names

[Armonis]

The non-bearded one sounded like Sulu.  D:

[jetsiol0]

@GHhog Whoa, thats so creative, howd you think of that? (/sarcasm)

[jetsiol0]

@GHhog Your originality is overwhelming.

[YTPisme]

what movie is this from.

[TheScrambles1]

@YTPisme nightmare city

[YTPisme]

Its my HOUSE PLANT

[tharwpoop]

"...feel my pecs you slut" omfg i pissed my self there.

[metalmonkey88]

HA HA HA!!!!

[Geno4444]

Thanks for the spoiler................

[dOOditskelly]

:D !

[shamirulhss]

wow "polar bear" win

[snozberriez]

"My beard was trained by the samurais."

"Samurais. Shit. My pecks were trained on the mountain TIbet by the Native American Indians and a cyclops named blueberry. Do you know what its like to live on the harsh cold of Tibet and live only on polar bears? Has your beard ever killed a polar bear with a mere nipple?"

"My beard, IS a polar bear."

[tharwpoop]

@snozberriez uhh... u do realize that i can watch the video and listen to it right?

[karinosai]

This is so awesome that I wouldn't doubt that people decided to grow beards after seeing it.

"You bet your saggy ass, old man. My beard was trained by the Samurai..."

[diderr01]

My beard IS a polar bear.

[JSCWhistler]

LOL, best thing ever...

[LangostaProductions]

I'm wearing a real beard

I really am

[kadgi]

Gotta stop watching this. Lawl everytime

[BioHazardPro1]

I want to hear more about the cyclops named blueberry :D

[yellowklayman]

lol

[blackangellife]

"My beard IS a polar bear." Win

[Raizo886]

@blackangellife Argument invalid

[blackangellife]

@Raizo886 You are confusing argument with statement. :)

[maxilo220]

samurai.....?shit...

[liraider]

So, basically, his beard loses.

[kickinphillysugar]

Haha. "My beard... IS a polar bear."

[DaniTheMusher]

this is fucking awesome :D

[prissboy91]

really? with only a nipple?

[Crim15]

They can cut glass when its cold enough..

[draeberkanin]

And when it "spit goes Clunk!" then they can cut steel.. and cellphone screens.

[Crim15]

I see you've had that problem..

[Waddleduck64]

you're a xkcd-reader?

[lillylilly179]

I love how he says "Blueberry" lol

Explosm is fucking awsome

[yuramike]

"I'm wearing a real beard!" lol that was so random yet amazing ^,.,^ very nice!

[Hedgehogs4Me]

That was epic. I'm still laughing as I'm writing this comment.

Absolutely spectacular.

[ichbinein123]

They are so hilarious those C&H Guys XD

[fuglybitch2]

"Yeah I pissed on my houseplant, it's MY houseplant! Got a problem? Feel my pecs you slut"

lmaaaooo

[maxair95]

explosm!

[M6o6r6d6o6]

This is the best thing since sex. Hell, I'd rather watch this for a minute than have sex for a minute! ALL HAIL POLAR BEAR BEARDS TRAINED BY SAMURAI!

[AlbertSergei]

"Yeah I pissed on my houseplant, it's MY houseplant! Got a problem? Feel my pecs you slut"

That is one of the best lines I have ever heard. Encore! Make more of these please!

[NeverTrevor]

hahaha! "has your beard ever slayed a polar bear with a mere nipple?!... my beard is a polar bear

[dokterbob]

"...and a cyclops named Blueberry..."

[BubbleBoyDreamPopper]

@dokterbob dont make fun of blueberry! hes a nice cyclops!

[angelgirl1992]

The bit about pissing on the house plant was kinda stupid, but the rest was hilarious! "My beard IS a Polar Bear!" xD That's brilliant!

[lordmufasa]

that was the funniest part noob

[pseudocaveman]

"My beard... IS a polar bear."

That's totally going to the title of one of my band's new songs.

[vicente321]

I wonder why naming songs random names is a trend for bands nowadays. :/

[pseudocaveman]

More or less, it's the whole "Why not?" attitude.

[sevenirishclubs]

win

[icommentshit]

holy shit this is beautiful!! make some more.. LOTS MORE!!

[Yodakitten]

ITS A POLAR BEARD.......bad pun, i know

[paintthetwndead]

explosm is and always will be the shit. When I was loling it only seemed right it was done by them.

[MyOverflow]

Holy crap a Polar bear Samurai. Bet his pecs weren't expecting that!

[Phillychi]

"my beard IS a polar bear!"

[listaman]

make more dub overs!

[KevlarMunkey112]

NEED MOAR!

Seriously make more, lol.

[Jono131]

LMAO "Feel my pecs you slut"

Sheer brilliance

[ponsdraft]

"I'm wearing a real beard" - Classic

[MirandaMembrane]

XD And a cyclops named Bluberry...

[JonoDreamSequence]

my beard is a polar bear

BITCHES!!!!!!11!1one1!!

[karinosai]

shit

[GallofaSwan]

"Feel my pecs you slut"

[SamuraiXoma]

you know that music at the end has got to be the most evil happy go lucky music ever...

oh ya, right.. almost forgot *ahem*

"my beard..... IS A POLAR BEAR"

[allenc0]

"You bet your saggy ass, old man. My beard was trained by the samurai."

[batman8447]

EXPLOSM RULES!...their comics are all classic, their dub-overs are the greatest, and their comic/movies are hilarious!...dont stop rolling out the gold guys!

[arikur]

"and a cyclopes named Blueberry."

[CouldntLikeUAnyLess]

Ah the screaming bear in the end really tops it off.

"You bet your saggy ass old man."

:D

[Yasimoula]

ROFLLLLLLLL OH THIS IS HILARIOUS

[Laur0sie]

This is ridiculously stupid. And I love it.

[Archy506]

kris sucks. all the other explosm guys rock.

[qsxdc]

Your a fag.

[EvanCo93]

LOL FAG

[sofiankrt]

LMFAO!!

[DurasDrum]

You're*

[karinosai]

shit

[camrenishot1]

...

*Eats foot*

[skankarette]

Ye I pissed on my house plant, its my house plant!! Got a problem? Feel my pecks you slut!

that has to be the best line...ive ever heard from a dub over!

[ThrashShredder]

HAHAHA

[annafonto]

LOL!

Has your beard ever slain a polar bear?

[sydney327]

my beard IS a polar bear!

[stuartie101]

I love how the general was trained in Tibet by native american indians!

[SupremeCleric]

i too am wearing a real beard!

[2FMradioInIreland]

If you like this visit my channel now!

[TrozReen]

Haha! Kris, once again you have proved that you rock!

<3 Explosm

[link4009]

I actually pissed myself Laughing xD

God damn you Explosm, you do that too often to me! I'm running out of pants T_T

[arikur]

"and a cyclopes named Blueberry."

[CaptainCornelious]

i wish i had a beard that was a polar bear

[gtm1707]

sry but this sucked. loved skinny dipping waaaaay better.

[Usagi666]

Omg, the last line killed me. XD I couldn't stop laughing.

[hurleysurfingco677]

sike, not that funny

[aceinc2]

lol go explosm luv ur comics

[bubthezombie]

Very Funny. Nightmare City, entertaing movie.

[Stasven]

Explosm make awesome stuff, excellent, excellent! :D

[Raginghobo]

My beard is actually Star Jone's pubic hair. I dare all to take on my beard.

[TheGreatPyro]

w00t i love anything from Cyanide and Happiness

[donttouchmycar]

best video ever

[thetrueskepsis]

ROFLMAO! I can't stop laughing... i try to stifle it but it doesn't work! HAHAHAHAHHA!

[tabingetlog999]

i love explosm

[kennyclone]

HAAHAHAAHAH thats awsome

[firespittinghobbit]

-dies- lmao.

[GoreLuxoria]

my beard is a polar bear lol

[favoritemustard]

Know I now how to get the womans... *smurkle*

[unrepentent]

Samurai? Shit. I want to see the sequel.

[FerretOverlord]

You bet your saggy ass, old man.

[superb0b]

poop

[manchaman88]

hahah Blueberry hahaha

did your beard ever slayed a polar bear with a mere nipple LMAO!!!

[PhoenixFelix47]

Hahaha! That was simply awesome.

[jeanguyrubber]

My beard is the Canada!

[gaeamil]

Well, my beard is a Yeti.  BEAT THAT!

[chumpee]

three thumbs up.

[pleasecheck]

hey guys u think u could get this stuff to go on like an ipod maybe? or do yall have that on yalls web site?

[sarahgoesrawrr]

I love how you used the zoo tycoon growl thing at the end. Hah, great job you guys.

[Hedgy57]

Lmfaootmwapmptb!!! (Lmfao on the moon with a purple monkey playing the banjo -- A response that is much greater than "Lmfao") I LOVED this video hahahaha

[taintedvisage]

This is the best video EVER... EVERRRR

[Quaarl]

Out of no where- "I'm wearing a real beard"

[VincentDarkVII]

"my beard is a polarbear"

LOL!!!

[xLayla]

"my beard is a polarbear" hey! an unexpected twist!

[AnExLife]

"has your beard ever slayed a polar bear with a mere nipple?" LOL, but ouch that must hurt...

[jeanguyrubber]

lmao, that was great!

[fuzzyhavoc]

"and a cyclops named Blueberry..."

where do you come up with this stuff??! XD

[Shadowqween]

lol

[narutosyko1189]

weird

[shindemon]

hmmm i love explosm. but this was kind of ehh.

i love the ending though.

MY BEARD IS A POLAR BEAR

[pandaman0529]

ex fuckin d

[afroturf1]

Is it an orange? - No! It's my nipple! - Can we play a differant game? -- No!

[fartenewt]

ummm...that blew

[CodyTheOwnlY]

haha yes!

[Iansullie]

please make more of these

[ShikaGaara]

XDDDDDDD

[lobo666gaara]

genius lmfao

[HectorSombrero]

I want that fucking credits song

[claudinne]

ajajajaja nice! hello from Dom.Rep!

[MandJfly]

hahahaha

[LabrosseOstrow]

omfg explosm i love youuuu

[xxLOVESDAVEGROHL]

rofl. i love explosm.

[BakuretsuKoinu]

Yes!! That was amazing

[JayLedford]

YOU SO CRAZY

[tunenaboricua]

XD you've got to be kidding me hahaha Native Americans in Tibet hahaha

[RicochetKing2113]

My beard is a polar bear!

[Katana711]

LMFAO, that was amazing!

[MonElisa]

WTF!!! xDD

[bochamockado]

That was great..."and a cyclops named blueberry" and "has your beard ever slain a polar with a meer nipple?"

[NightReconnaissance]

Ultimate fight of masculinity

[BriannaWentz]

<3 Kris.

[xbluedreamangel]

lol awsome i love you guys with passion. lol

[Supertaco117]

MY BEARD IS A POLAR BEAR TOO HOLY CRAP

[lunalove101]

haha i <3 u kris ;D

[JiloJello]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[EricStrifflerVids]

Haha awesome! :D

[AngelosLH]

my beard..IS a polar bear.

[SuperJammers]

ahahaha, absolutely terrible, but i love it!

[ds8181]

amazing dubbing. very funny too. :D

[liquidgrey]

lol native american indians.

like when tyra banks said "indians, east indians..." HAHA

[Nokel1]

awesome video ^_^

[Skrye13]

Oh...my god. BRILLIANT ^^

[flamento]

hahahahahahahahaha! thats so fuckin funny!