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  • @jmcdowell706

    get over yourself? is this irrelevant insult day?

  • That is amazing.

  • Cover me your cupboard Dalek!

  • i'm crying with laughter

  • 'Cover up your coloured child'- hahahahahaha, briliant :)

  • Honestly, that is some of the worst singing I have ever heard! She seems to yodelling unintentionally.

  • to be honest she sounded pretty much exactly like this. i couldn't understand a fucking word she sang.

  • Corned Beef<3

  • I Love diana vickers but I almost wet myself watching this LOL

  • Omg!! Thats hilarious!!

  • this made me laugh so much :)

  • I love 1:14, it's like she saying "Aww the crazy girl is singing again!"

  • @Android18uk eh?

  • I'm talking about Cheryl Cole.

  • I meant 0:14

  • So apt! Excellent :D

  • LMAO!!!!!! This is so great but does anoyne know where the "Everbody hurts version of this is? I think it might be called Gnome or something.

  • I've been trying to find that aswell, haha

  • as much as i love diana...

    THAT WAS WELL FUNNY

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • hahahahahahhaa

    SO FUNNY LOL

    cheryl and diana are deluded

  • this is well funny, why can't people get a life and see the funny side of all this? instead of taking it seriously and saying that diana vickers is a good singer when she's clearly not

  • Excellent video, glad I'm not the only one who realises she can't carry a note in a bucket.

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  • HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Oh my god. this is funny. i particularly like the fact that half the people who watched this genuinely thought you didnt know the words to it! "cover up your coloured child"

    diana vickers is racist, who knew.

    and anyway she was my favourite... but lol. lol alot. xx

  • errr nay :@

  • not really very funny though...

    you just look like a fucking twat

  • so pathetic

    diana vickers is great :D

    x

  • Huge fan of hers but it gave me a lol :)

  • very funny Dan!!!!

  • these videos aren't mockingly

    they are just for entertainment

    also i think she is the greatest singer in the world

  • LOL

  • omg sad pathtic teats

  • Even tho I loveee Diana Vickers

  • slag whore sucks dick

  • HAHA CORND BEEF HAHA HILAROUS HAHA :L

  • What were you listening to?

  • lol what a spaz

  • lol

  • You have hearing problems mate

  • Corned beef. Lol.

    She truely was the worst singer in that whole show.

  • actually she was the best id like to see you try!!

  • i dont need to try because i know i'm a terrible singer but i'm still free to comment. Lol you were joking about her being the best, right?

  • shut up its nuffin like what she is sayin

    dik ed

  • Lol Hannah Montana Fan, wooh you're cool!

  • yous are fucking dickheeds hoo dinny have a fucking life making up this shit video but i have to admit it is a wee bit funny but i love diana vickiers and she will always have a beter life then you ,

    sorry for my shite patter but its not as shite as your life :)

  • several weeks ago i said i couldn't get the image of Diana singing "Corned beef! I'm a lion! Corned beef!" out of my head...and it's still there! xD

    whoever thought of doing this is nothing short of a genius!

  • :L SO FUKIN FUNNY

  • CORNED BEEF! lol

  • LOL

    Corned beef!! XD

    Is he gay or not?

    LMAO.

  • haha corned beef, i will always sing that whenever i hear this now!

  • priccccccccccccccccccccccccccc­ccccccks

  • the corned beef part went pretty well but what was up with 0:38 it sounded nothing like what you put :L

  • corned beef!

  • lmao...Corned beef. Excellent

  • lol

  • of all the Diana subtitle madness, this is definitly the best! well done

  • corned beef lol

  • joka :]

  • LMAO, Corned beef! Classic

  • LMAO legend!

  • "Is he gay or not?" lmao XD

  • Got an email to watch this, very good, almost as funny as freddie mercury 1975

  • absolutely hilarious....i larfed till i cried. more please, and make it longer....i especially like 'colour me a carp'!!!!

  • Cover up your coloured child! So funny!

  • nice work, especially on the corned beef! bit. funny shit.

  • That is frigging funny! Make a longer one please.

  • Excellent!

    Corned Beef ..... haaaaa

  • Hahahaha

  • Diana sucks eggs!

  • u r awesome

  • Corned Beef LMAO

  • everybody i have made this video in my own interpretation but it has the whole song so click my name and watch it

  • "Cover up your coloured child"  haha i've never laughed so much!!

  • very funny

    she was a load of shit anyway

  • how about listen to blondie, and see if you can interpret the lyrics any better.this is how it's sang, and she did a really good job.

    it's not even funny

  • No it's not funny.............it's hilarious!

    It just points out how hopeless this bare footed (same gimmick week in week out YAWN YAWN) screeching bint was!

  • it doesn't even sound like any of them word's, silly bastard.

  • What video are you watching? Sounds exactly like what she is saying. Good video mate lol. Finally shes out.

  • I LOVED this performance, but this is funny :p 'Corned Beef, im a lion' hahahaha :D

  • ha ha very good. sounds just what she is saying.

  • that was the best thing ever!!! hahaha nearly cried with laughter

  • Love it :)

  • This years final is going too be even worse then the X Factor series 1 final!

    Yes like a unnamed judge on the X Factor panel said "we could have a train wreck on our hands" which is 100% true I blame the unoriginal fans who want the same old boring final every time!

    Diana,Laura and austin should have been the final three this year because their all original

    JLS are getting the sympathy vote!

    THEIR EVEN WORSE THEN ANDY ABERHAM IN SERIES 2 OF X FACTOR!

    JLS = the next steve brookstine

  • How? Wierdo!

  • omg, get a fucking life! People dont like different people with different voices. you just like the same stuff, get a grip! She was favourite up until a week ago when Alex sang Listen. So it tells you that you guys dont know alot about different things.

  • She's a stupid ott little bitch.

    And what a fake voice. It's layed on sooo thick it's not funny.

    Dumb tart

  • Agree !

  • "cover up your coloured child" xD this has been going about my head for ages now lol

  • That' a bit mean!

  • epic vid brah

  • lol dis is mint i lyk itxx

  • dan you really are the man

  • great

  • The cockroach Diana is useless. That's the funniest thing I've ever seen!

  • i love diana but this is funny

  • sad.

    she's awesome.

  • LOVE IT!! haha!! great vid!!

  • Search 'Diana Vickers Subtitled' to hear my interpretation of "I'm Not a Gull...um, I mean 'Girl'"!

  • hee heee, these are great, I like her but they crack me up

  • ahahahah

  • corned beef.. i liked diana vickers buh that made me laugh a little

  • funny!!!haha!!is he gay or noy????haha!!!diana is the best!!!!diana for win!!!

  • corned beef rofl. i dont actually know what shes saying its like a foreign language get her out lol

  • cornbeef hahahaha i hate this girl, lily allen spoke out about it im glad a indie perosn spoke about it cause shes, tryna be indie and she sucks she is soo fake

  • LMFAOOO "Cover up your coloured child"

  • C my DIANA vid xxx wiv or without u

  • Cover up your coloured child

    :O THIS IS A SECRET MESSAGE

  • loved it its so funny

  • The subtitles match the 'words' she's cawing! Made me laugh for a bit this!

  • As if Diana is a racist!! Cover up your coloured child. Lol

  • It seriously is so funny! She definately sounds like she says CORNED BEEF, I'm a lion! And especially the cover up your coloured child. LMFAO!!! I don't even know (or care) what she really does sing. Corned Beef is the running joke with my friends now - we just randomly scream CORNED BEEF in public placed! Keep these videos coming!!!!!!

  • hahahaha i love it. its actually funny how shite she is =D

  • Very funny, very well parodied, thumbs up

  • Problem is she seems to constantly forget that there are consonants in the english language. She just makes the vowel sounds and throws in the occassional consonant when she thinks she can manage it. If you listen to the line which should be "climb up on my colour chart, i know where your coming from" (or very near to that) her lyrics are entirely indeciferable. Problem is she has listened SO much to Damien Rice (who by her own admission is her idol) and she has basically "stolen" his voice.

  • some on here must be retards if they understand her as she sounds like one

  • you can hear Subtitles? amazing!

  • lmao

  • You mean they look nothing like what she's saying, but yes they do.

  • Are you an idiot?

  • Lmfao

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!

  • lmao

    she sounds like a retard

  • very funny!

  • soo innacurate funny but doesn't make any sense i mean its kinda obvious that its call me not corned beef...

  • love it!!

  • I don't really think she sounds anything like the subtitles :S maybe it's just because i know the song quite well or because i love Diana but i can understand her perfectly lol

  • This is brilliant! I Love it.

    But now I've got a sudden craving for corned beef in egg salad!

  • She's deffo a special needs child. TIMMEH!

    I still would tho.

  • i think that is great, hahaha corned beef

  • oh lord, corned beef!!! keep them coming!!

  • Lmfao.

  • amazing video

    i dont care how much some of you hate her but even you must admit she was amazing in that song

  • Lol I meant hysterical!! I am laughing that much I can't spell!

  • I hope I am not the only person who find this absolutely hyserical! Corned Beef!!!

  • funny and true, good video.

  • CORNED BEEF!! LMAO

  • Haha! Thatss so funny!!!

  • Hahahahaha

  • brilliant!

  • LMAO!!!! That was SO perfect, I cannot stand her voice and her slurring style, she is SO spaced out, can you imagine her high? I'm an American and I follow the show every week on YT with my British boyfriend. We don't get what all the fuss is about Diana.

    As a professional singer I can tell you she is singing SO wrong, it isn't even funny. In 10 years she will have no voice for "singing".

    This video makes me want to make a midnight run to the local deli for a Corned Beef sandwich!

  • This is brilliant! It's true about her diction, you can't actually understand a word she's saying and she's out of tune half the time. Diana out this week, Alex to win B-)

  • Lmao get the retard who cant sing out!!

  • I dont like her

    But 'retard' is a bit harsh

  • LMAO! Going on my faves straight away, CORNED BEEF!

  • That Was Funny.

    I LOVE Her hough

    x

  • i love diana but that is funnyyyyy. 'hugh can't comb is he gay or not' had me crying

  • Soo funny! It's true, you can never understand what she's saying. Have fun listening to an album full of that!

  • Funny! hahaha I love this!!

  • Thank god

    I thought I was the only one that couldn't understand her

  • This was actually her best performance so far, imo. But I still can't understand half of what she's singing, so thanks for the very helpful subtitles. ;o

  • Hahahahaha that was brilliant! Fair play that was a superb translation.

  • so true!! can never understand what shes singing

  • Haha! This is excellent!!

  • I love how this isn't funny at all

  • No, it's not. That's why this is funny.

    Keep up.

  • yes it is. its called call me. look it up.

    jesus christ, whats the hoohah with hating diana?

  • The song Diana is attempting to sing is called "Call Me". What she is ACTUALLY singing is not clear. Hence: humour.

    I can't speak for everyone, but the reason that I hate Diana is because she's stayed in the competition over more talented acts based on this false notion that she's unique. That term has been used to draw the wool over people's eyes and blind them to the fact that she's a gimmick with a wayward hand who can't sing.

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    THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!! HAHAH!!!

    I joined a Dian Hate Group ;)

  • Haha this is hilarious. i dont get the hype with her. i understand shes different but she isnt as amazing as everyone has been saying. shes starting to get on my nerves. I hope hope hope she doesnt win. - even if she doesn't you know Simon's gunna give her a damn record deal.

  • i love diana but...

    CORNED BEEF HILARIOUS

  • Fuck off. She's amazing, i found this funny though. im not easily offended by jokes.

  • The only thing she will win on x factor is a brush & straighteners! Maybe even a free wash haha

  • don't forget shoes ^_^

  • CLOSE YOUR LEGS GIRL!!!!

  • HAHHA I KNOW!

  • haha, fuckin classic.

    I love this.

    she is utter shite.

    sorry but how the hell did the great british talent stoop to this?

    lmao. its fixed.

    if she wins i wont watch x factor again.

  • LMFAO this girl is such a disgrace im so glad simon mentioned last night that she may be in trouble.. he must have been reading in the papers how people are starting to get fed up of her and hopefully, just hopefully, may not make her win after all

  • Brilliant!! it's time for this girl to go.

  • Hahahahha, LOVE IT!

  • CORNED BEEF!

    legand

  • CORNED BEEF!

    She needs to GO!

  • Corned beef hahahahaha!Excellent!