Shit Atheists Say - Part 1

[KatcalledHepzi]

one time i touched my friends cross and my skin melted over it.

[DrLuciferz]

Occupy Vatican!!! Sign me up

I will swim across the Atlantic if I have no money for airplanes

[TheShaitanjr]

Gentlemen, you really believe this shit? LOL, I love this video

[writerchic789]

1. That made me smile :)

2. He is very, very attractive :)

[funkadelicdudet]

"I'd like to acknowlede all the farmers and truck drivers who made this food possible" WIN!!

[woodwindvista]

Love!

[FrancesGeraldine]

I'm a physics major with a minor in chemistry and a christian. I think its funny how so many people believe in science because they believe its fact. Science itself is theoretical, ask a scientist

[secular555]

@FrancesGeraldine What's an event horizon?

[FrancesGeraldine]

@secular555 in what context?

[secular555]

@FrancesGeraldine Event horizon of a black hole.

[XpeanutttX]

"Buddha? Was an atheist. TRUE STORY." I'm a Buddhist, still found that hilarious.

[ThePortialanyon]

love it!!

[lalitmohanchawla]

"I'd like to acknowledge all the truck drivers,all the farm workers and everyone who made this food possible."

Amen.

[eltigre1201]

he picked Dawkins over sex that shits funny!!!!!!!!!!! come to think about idk what i would do 

[pistolpackintim]

I may or may not have turned down intimate activities to read Hitchens...LOL

[hemleygonzalez]

@Ohyewildthong Nope, just atheists making fun of ourselves :)

[MrNickjrich]

@hemleygonzalez lol nice

[Ohyewildthong]

@hemleygonzalez Poe's law applies then.

[NsrSince01]

I'm not praying. I'm not praying!

[TitsMcFathom]

Lol, I totally do the acknowledging the farmers thing.

[richardb2837]

Nicr

[fall4fellatio]

You're hot dude

[gunslingerx914]

hahhaha wow atheists are so funnyyy

[espakor]

I'm cool with Christians wearing crosses on their necks, i find that amusing. But Catholics wear crosses with a tortured human on it and kiss it every time they eat. I find them patently disgusting and inhuman.

[Holrom]

@espakor A cross and a crucifix both serve as the same reminder. Yes, it's an instrument of torture and death, but the whole point for Christians is that Jesus transformed it into an instrument of salvation and life. Signs of reverence are a response to love and sacrifice, not torture. It can also be a way of trying to acknowledge that pain like you would for any suffering loved one. If anyone were wearing it to revel in the torture, that would indeed be disgusting and inhuman.

[Hjorlejf]

[reading a Bible]

"HOLY SHIT"

[feal1]

great stuff

[woodwindvista]

Excellent!

[ArkanumFour]

Nice work broseph.

[ItsSandyCheeks]

lmao good one

[Ancientgoth]

but where the devil is part 2?

[MetalxDave]

"Have you seen my copy of The God Delusion?"

"Yep."

Good stuff haha

[nineskatonic]

I scream church inside a church. Is that normal?

[Tashawnmc1]

"shh!" " i'm not praying!" dude i totally do that! X) SUBSCRIBED

[wjacobs1571]

I've actually said the churches are a perfectly good waste of real estate a million times. On the other hand, I have not replaced jesus with Dawkins.

[nakulhifi]

Nice man!

[hiimthedevil13]

I'm an atheist, and I approve this message.

[chrissie1122]

Can he get any yummier?!?! Delish!!!! Love the 'I'm not praying LOL!" Bible in fiction & telling the churchies to donate to a real cause, say... Responsible charity ;)

[MightyMikeT]

Hahhaha Great one Hemley !



[vatocatova]

Hemley. One word. Brilliant!

[sourjyasingh]

EPIC !

[skeptical1001]

Don't feed the trolls, people.

[kingcroak]

''I'm not praying'' Oh my, I used to do that. Oh, why? XD

[heicart]

Reading the Bible and saying "Holy shit!"--that part made me chuckle.

[AxeHomeless]

pretty dead on, not bad.



[melissa19591]

Agreed. Dude IS hot. And unbelievably smart.

Get it? "Unbelievably"? Ha. I'm such a funny Atheist girl. :-)

[kas7145]

I LOVE this. The rapid fire between like 1:30 and 1:35 is hysterical. I have to admit I have a similar reaction as he does in the end when I pass a crucifix (it took me four tries to spell that right). They're creepy!

[HaYourSelf]

I love the prayer part, it's hilarious! xD

[QKlilx]

Needs more "listen." lol

[sourjyasingh]

:O Good gracious Lord! :P :P

[AbsolutBex]

So very , very true!

[TheAtheologian]

I liked the part where he read the Bible and said holy shit.

[greenirishgirl23]

‎"Please turn that down, I'm trying to read some Hitchens..." this is the funniest thing I've seen in ages!

[jaynietiglao]

dude you're hot

[blueteam796]

You forgot putting the bible in the fiction section

[karim9010]

nice!

[lonewolfintj]

Yep, I say lots of those things myself. I especially loves the scene where the guy pauses, gives his neighbor a highly-dubious look, and says "come on, you really believe that shit?" I said that to someone myself, just last night. Some dork was challenging me to prove his favorite god doesn't exist. I said "Come on, you really believe that shit? If so, the burden of proof is on you. *You* are the one claiming your god exists; *you* prove it. If you can't, sorry, your god doesn't exist."

[Sc0ttPrian]

absolutely love it.

[nyrucon]

Me encanto Pelusin jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[1teritucker]

You are a delightful creature and I sooooooo appreciate your humor Hemley. TTT

[24mlc]

I'm not praying, I'm not praying!

[HeatherJamaal]

Love it Hemley!!! :)

[Lombokstrait1]

the vatican is amazing. They are master of hoarding shit. Very Hey-zeus.

[Lombokstrait1]

What is the shit Priests say when they are chasing little children?

[BellaDolce]

I love the focus on Richard Dawkins! I actually MIGHT go to a Dawkins conference if one ever occurred in Greece (US ex-pat living in Athens).

Oh ... and this is one of the most tastefully executed "Shit ---- Say" video I've seen. :)