Woodman's Pal Machete versus Zombie Coconut

[inthisone4ya]

It is effective enough because that coconut looks like it's 3 times thicker than the human/zombie skull.



[nnothin2dobututube]

ARE YOU STUPID! ANY DAMAGE TO THE BRAIN (FIRST AND SECOND HIT) WOULD KILL THE ZOMBIE. THEY ARE NOT SUPERHUMAN THEY ARE A HUMAN WITH THE BASIC INSTINCT. IF A HUMAN FELT NO PAIN OR DID NOT HAVE A HEART TO SHOOT AT. YOU COULD KILL IT WITH ANY BLADE PENITRATION OR BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA. DOES THE HEAD EXPLODE ON A HUMAN IF YOU ARE SHOT BY SAY A 22 CAL? NO! BUT IT WOULD MOST LIKELY KILL YOU AND ZOMBIES DO NOT HAVE THE POWER TO HEAL THEMSELVES LIKE WE DO, CUT WITH A KNIFE THE WOUND SCABS A ZOMBIES DOESN'T

[ImEuanAndIGotsSkeelz]

all the people calling him weak are likely a bunch of idiots, you're meant to use the weight of the machete to do the work, see who gets the last laugh when all these macho tools kneecap themselves because they think you're meant to put all your strength behind the swing :P

[divinefart]

That is gonna bury its self in you knee, you will walk like a zombie , be careful, get injured campingsucks

[milldabeast519]

yea what the fuck u got some fat pussy swing n like a girl surprised it didnt fly out his hand

[nitewolf3369]

your just to week .

[TheSmackfan101]

@nitewolf3369 i believe you mean "weak"

[Raycheetah]

Those of us who wish to be well-prepared thank you for your diligent research efforts. =^[.]^=