Bez's Madchester Anthems - Non TV version

[mrrobblack]

What a tool. Parents probably changed their identity....

[topodeoro2]

What´s the song between 0:08 and 0:15??....after charlatans the only I know video. Just the audio ( i want).....as video appears happy mondays.This song is really driving me mad!

[eebee323]

@topodeoro2 stone roses she bangs the drums

[eebee323]

@topodeoro2 there's actually 2 songs i think

[specialgravy]

what a cool bastard....

[bigman44678]

Call the fuckin cop's !-)

[ftfc92]

Whats the song between 0.13 and 0.15? its driving me mad!

[Afrimoo]

@ftfc92

It's Come Home by James

[UNITEWAD]

What was you doing behind that car! Ha Peace Out Bro! ,,,,,,,,,, DJ(UNITE)MC -- UK.

[jpholmes7]

why is groovy train by the farm playing in the background when theyre scouse?

[xual235]

The man doesn't need help. He is living it without any baggage on his back.. When we are all near death and listing our achievements, like knob nerds, he'll be smiling.

[paulgallagher13]

The man is clearly out of his head on drugs and needs help but this is very funny, and dare I say it, somewhat endearing, albeit in a manic, intense, hyper manner.

[wintersnow49]

Anyone buy the album

[Bussupyomom2008]

@wintersnow49 I had a copy of it a few years back, One of the disc got robbed though....Good album though.

[chlovful]

Fuck !!!!! bez is a stuttering mother fucker!! (fu fu fu fu fucking madchester albumssssssssss)

[pauljames51]

bez ya twat tell that fat cunt ryder if patyt evar sees is ugly face he will do the deed

[soulandmotown]

anyone who says he is a cunt but still respects him doesnt respect him at all! Bez is Bez and he has 'the balls' to say whatever he fuckin wants! BEZ I SALUTE YOU!

[ifedthehorse]

This video always makes me laugh. The director was probably happy Bez managed to come across endearingly inept on the first take.

[JokerJim007]

i love this cunt

[manny1974uk]

there a bit of baz in all of us

thats why our melons are always twisted man!!!!

[88Eoghan]

@manny1974uk It's "Bez". But I agree, you've got to twist your melons

[willieturnip]

@manny1974uk It's Bez you silly cunt. The only bit of Bez thats ever been in you is his cock in your mouth.

[kc768]

I hope he's doing alright. I know he's having money woes, but I hope it's not too serious. Stay straight Bez.

[88Eoghan]

@kc768 STAY STRAIGHT?!?! Haha Bez was never straignt man that's not how he rolls, he is as mad as a hatter and always will be!

[Nik07z]

What is the first song, i have completley gone blank.

[voltron1971]

@Nik07z 'Step On' Happy Mondays from Pills, Thrills and Bellyaches

[Nik07z]

@voltron1971 Found out already, but cheers.

[1blondietuco1]

that was probably the funiest 30 seconds of my life.....legend!

[prideofengland09]

hey bez!!.. hahahaha!!!! mad BEZZZZZZ

[sujitd]

This is BEZ. These are his Madchester Anthems. CALL THE FOOKING COPS!

[olliet101]

CALL THE FUCKING COPS!

[spunkbubbleable]

bez's fuckin king man!!!! manchester massive!!!

[sinky101]

what kind of person wouldn't like this?

[cookiemonstaman1]

i want it !

[cookiemonstaman1]

ahahahahahah fuckin hero

[MrSPiRitualized]

OnfireUK, here's an idea, stay away you'll hate it, it's probably too fun for you. More room for us to live a bit.

[rabbiemunro]

0:10-0:14

[sculli722]

i wonder what he's on something strong by the looks of things

[willieturnip]

@sculli722 Whatever it is want it.

[topodeoro2]

What´s the song after the "only I know" by the Charlatans ????

[longlivetheroses]

its the stone roses she bangs the drums =p

[fujifour]

hahahahaha this is bangin

[classAgaz]

legendary twat.

[RolexTharsus]

Job's a good un

[oscar3422]

what is song 0 17

[hawksrl]

@oscar3422 the farm groovy train

[bakartkung5]

come home by james

[oscar3422]

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[Kemixx]

saw bez last night in a club in manchester. legend!

[PukkaTucker]

bez is a hero!

[zuton100]

bez is great funny oh its pound and pence

[bohsblur]

mooooooooooo! inspirals madchesters

finest...

[Rainbowrdr]

I love Bez make me laff soo much!! espesh on Celb big bro! Got that album brings loads of memorys back!!

[bazmail]

what a washed up talentless douchebag. i remember him back in the day, he was just the hired dancer the the happy mondays.

It reminds me of old geezers trying to relive their youth and connect with "youngsters" in order to sell them products. That Iggy Pop insurance ad springs to mind.

[tedsafuckinkid]

fuck you. he doesnt try to connect with anyone, hes a hard partyin drug addled mad fuck and hes reliving the good times and the good music.

[bazmail]

"hes a hard partyin drug addled mad fuck"?

No he's not. He's on a low budget ad hustling for nickels and dimes rhyming off all his old catchphrases in the hope that it inspires nostalgia in people with below average intelligence. Guess you fit the bill, sucker.

[badger09876]

hustling for nickles and dimes??? we don't use that currency over her u fuckin retard!

bez is a decent bloke. I have met him and done security for him so I have room to speak were as you know nothing.

[bazmail]

lolz and there I was trying to have an intelligent conversation with a fucking doorman. pffft wel that's 3 minutes i'll never get back.

good luck bez fan.

[rapidcombo]

how the fuck can u take the piss out of anyone?? hahaha U ARE A FUCKIN YANK LOL an inbred redneck that has spastic kids off his sister u sick backward retard

[bazmail]

Swing and a miss retard. I'm British and was actually at the Manc Hacienda in the early 90s and saw a lot of these guys in the flesh. Stone Roses > Happy Mondays. Bez is a fucknut with the IQ of a spoon who is desperate for money now. Thats why he did this ad. Just a note, stop assuming everyone on the web is a yank.

[rapidcombo]

i don't asume everyone on the net is a yank, i asumed u were a yank cos u said nickles and dimes u fucking tool lol why would say that if were are british u complete KNOB

[bazmail]

Right and Brits can't say that? lol. You are a fucking oxygen thief. Kill yourself.

[rapidcombo]

wat? hahaha why the fuck would u say that if your not american? it makes no sense u fucking weirdo

[DrChalkwithering]

Were you born a bell-end, or is there a course you have to go on?

[supaXxXfli]

lmao oxygen thief

[88Eoghan]

Fail.

[amishcar]

Bez is great and so is OHIO.

[sammythemod]

"Call the fooking cops!"

[HullBloke1313]

Bez.  What a fucking waste of space.

King Chav.

[apfelmann2000]

yeah

[nuclearnight]

LOL OMG.

[nino5ugljesa]

i´ts the best fucking compilation tape ever !!!!!!!!! :)))))))

[emilyjellybellyleaf]

I whole heartedly agree!

[river194145]

Like it or not, he is very much part of modern culture and what shaped the Madchester days of the 90s. Ahh good times. Bez, fookin top man. Jobsagoodun.

[vegunited06]

FUCK BEZ

[UsualMike]

I'd buy that album.

[kkkillerz]

What's the 5th song that plays?

[PrincessVioletWeasel]

'Groovy Train' by The Farm. It was out in 1990.

[kkkillerz]

Ahh, thanks a lot! :)

[salmonico]

GOD.

[jewelmylove16]

fookin mad for madchester! loved me joe bloggs jeans more than ought!

[kinkladze07]

He`s the only fookin Munich to give me a smile !!! £840`000`000 mil in debt, give your ed a shake, we got the shexy sheike baby !!!

[Parry1990]

hahaha dont even support city you bell end and i am watching this video to laugh at him for being a dirty spoon burner

[nicolasperezgatti]

Fucking crazy!! nice video! cheers mad!!!!

[cheryltweedyismint]

Hes got famous of bein that 'Talentless fuckin munich' as you put it ! Get a fuckin life, If you dont like Bez then why are you watching his vids ? And dont be comin on here callin people fuckin Munichs, Im takin it your a dirty blue scum bag ?

Bez = LEGEND

[emilyjellybellyleaf]

woah whats yr beef?

bez is a legend

[marcston91]

That is the best thing i have ever seen in my life!

[sam1ob]

what is the first song?

[livershot]

the guy wrote a book called " freaky dancin" about his life and the happy mondays. he cant be too messed up if he can do that

[psims909]

it was written by his girlfriend.....

[Millsy2forever]

lol he is a true ledgend man !!! CALL THA FUCKING COPS !

[Gefilta]

he's sold me, where can I get it? Fookin mad for it.

[88Eoghan]

Don't fucking go there then!

[theold2007]

call the fuckin cops!

[ripstoneroses]

what drugs as bez actually done??

[cheryltweedyismint]

He's done the lot are kid !

Cant you tell ?

[Sesquipedaliantique]

This fool be trippin' balls. Why would you want it any other way?

[tjodolF2]

What hasn't he done? They used to try their drugs out on keyboard player Mooze, and if they didn't like the effect they had on him, they wouldn't take them, so there are actually some of the most unpleasant and damaging drugs Bez has not done, believe it or not.

[ripstoneroses]

hahaha class, what a time too live in life, ime only 15 but ime fuckin well into madchester man bin fuckin brainwashed n that

[nicck]

You think everyone those days spoke like Bez? Christ...

[AgentIndiePop]

Haha!

Bez you fucking legend!

Best video in the entire world ever made. Ever!

[Oreztar]

Hahahaha, bless him!

[cydonia2012]

kick it BEZ ur the true manc of manchester - kick out the arseholes

[SirRudy93]

Bez is a fucking legend!!, he's a fucking nutter :D

[dmastin94]

what song at 18 seconds?

[bobmorrice]

groovy train by the farm

[Mattyboy02]

met him once back stage at a pogues gig, one weird stare, the only time id seen a stre like that was from a who had just been released after 15 years.

[cheryltweedyismint]

Bez you Fuckin Legend......He's off his Tree while doin that advert ;)

[Jordan0715]

bez you are a fuckin legend!!!

MANCHESTER NA NA NA

[Azkrav47]

BEZ IS THE FUCKING GOD

[2coinlove]

mind fuck

[hewitt83]

I'd like to hit Bez right in the gut.

[b533419]

Why?

[keithslum]

hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

[yallnome06]

he int a druggie!, oh wait a sec...

yeh i was suspicious

[obzerver08]

I can't stop watching this1 best ad ever:)

[chrissyq]

bez has taken so many drugs he has reached a constant state of intoxication, we can only look up to this man

[eastons11]

oh yeah wot a guy i would luv 2 av a gud sesh wi him god it wud b leathal if i ad 1 wish b4 i went wud b 2 meet bez

[DMoots]

Haha "Call The fuking cops!!!" Lol amazing!

[asabola]

The world has a place for the Bez's, the Steve-O's, etc.

[musime]

A mind is a terrible thing to waste

[Waxthumper]

Music is a beautiful thing to create.. or be part of.

[gdub12345]

lol that comment bout him not being "hench" Bez is a legend, the happy mondays were and always will be fucking quality, better than all the shite they play on the tv channels n radio today, rnb/grime n all that.

[88Eoghan]

Hell yes it is, you have to love Madchester

[JayTheSex]

He's just smoked a load of crack

[OnfireUK]

so what he's just some chav mans not raw or hench mans not reppin de real gunchester

[88Eoghan]

Come again?

[OnfireUK]

Well this is strange, I can't seem to recollect ever watching this video before. Upon reflection however, I would say that this probably depicts your common working class cretin that resides in Manchester quite accurately.

[RRH25]

you vile cretinous cunt. You have la roux as one of your hot pics.....so I suggest you jog on....off you pop

[OnfireUK]

haha bellend

[RRH25]

nice 'comeback' you pathetic moron.

[OnfireUK]

what a joka

[RRH25]

You're a clown of the highest order and have proved it with your pathetic comments. Please apologise.

[dancoy09]

haha legend

[DrChalkwithering]

It does, I'm afraid.

[tjodolF2]

Fookin ell, mate.

[andyjdking]

Shame Manchester doesnt now have the same 'spark' that it once had

[salfordsredarmy]

Yes Bez!! Typical Salford lad off his ed haha!! SALFORD SALFORD!!

[sewitt60]

Haha, look at his face at the end. Bez is fucking mental!

[vegunited06]

better than that nu-rave fad shit from a year or so go back!

[evavigo]

joooooder el tio!!!!

[pinheadsen]

he's fucked!

[TALIBANBOYOreturns]

Bez - what a fucking herbert

[emimzaa]

lol

[littleronuk]

He's a fuckin legend!!

[steve74100]

I think he may have consumed an illegal substance in the past...just a wild guess.

[hirotobarcelona]

well if he has not, that's even worse.

[leevidz2007]

bez rules, he made a fortune from nothing an he might of ended up in debt but i bet he had fun spending his cash or snorting it?

[hattonkeith]

sick twat, i look like bez, but my behavior is much worse!

[lostit2bostik]

lmao!

CALL THE FOOKING COPS!

[patocantrell]

ajajajaj, Bez Rules!! YEAH!!!

[bippa99]

SELL OUT !

[cheyennebritbrat]

koff ftwelve....why you lookin then uh uh???

[ftwelve12]

Him and Ryder are fucking repulsive

[bonglewongle]

why

[dommo808]

not a car salesman but went on big brother to pay off his debts

[Nemie125]

Good ole Bez! The HM were such a brilliant band "back in the day" - great time, great music.

[emilyjellybellyleaf]

Bez is God!

What a legend :)

[excepter]

I read this man's autobiography, including the chapter in which he eats a bag of crisps and takes the bus.

[mmmindcontrol]

bez you have put me off drugs for life mate. Your single neurone isn't working properly, then again it never did.

[Eddi91]

I love this man. Ahahha

[morelly]

has he become a used car salesman? this is embarrassing.

[pudboy123456]

No way - this is Bez doing what he does best - being a car wreck not a car salesman and he is damned proud of it - thats cool with me

[bonglewongle]

seriously is that his job know.

[Darkprince561985]

hahaha i remember this guy, gawd wat a twat he is.

[mrsdodds]

*bows down* Bez yer a fucking god! :)

[JaceWazHere]

I love this commercial! Go Bez go! xD

[TheAmatureSpaceman]

does that album have the song that goes .. " your'e twisting my melon man ! " .. or something like that haha ! .. if so what is that song called ? :D

[zomfgguise]

Right here's something mad. Now i'm gonna go a bit crazy here and just throw this in the open. Just my two cents y'know. Why don't you try... and get this... searching.... "TWISTING MY MELON MAN LYRICS".

[Chazfixuplooksharp]

haha its happy mondays- step on, what a tune!

[SMIGSMITH]

you probably already know by now, but if not the track is 'STEP ON' by Happy Mondays. A Fucking Classic!!!

[reddevil70]

COOL AS FUCK ! MAD 4 IT !! I LOVE MADCHESTER >>>THE ACCENTS THE MUSIC AND UTD THE BIGGEST CLUB IN WORLD !! and im from SCARBOROUGH xxx

[pudboy123456]

yeah that explains why you are a MAN U fan too

right about bez though top bloke - i watched this 7 times now and abouts to again - he is the man

[crockettobaggio]

Frankly proffesor, you're a twat. And a very sick one at that. I wish people like you would hurry up and decay ie fuck off and die and stop littering youtube with your shite.