Assassin's Creed 2 some funny scenes

[KellyKellyMEGAFAN]

Hahahaha!! OMG!!!! LEOOOOO!!!! Two cute little gays!! Haha!! Ezio's face!! :D-3

[Gillian1Amberlight]

on a test about this game it said i was ezio after i got my results

[H0VENK0]

1:27 Best part in game i laugh so hard

[BlueBlackDragon24]

@Jagermesiter999 He was more like "Motheeeeeeeeer..." than "Mother." XD

[xXStUsMiLeYXx]

i like how ezio came up with the idea for lattes. the coffee scene rules :3

[imajanaeshun]

@xXStUsMiLeYXx what about "it's a me! MARIO!"

[vampireprincess0]

What's the name of the song you used in the start?

[purplemohawk96]

1 thing they didnt think about ezio's dad still has a ring finger

[thefinntribe]

fottiti



[TheJackal136]

You forgotten:

Teodora: My care makes man's heart grow firmer.

Ezio: Oh, right.

[sorinsorin13]

@Jagermesiter999 And

1: No more work

2: Drink all Day!

3:And whores!What? it's True.

[MusicBabeStar]

@Jagermesiter999 BEST SCENE!

[OpTicGaiden]

@Jagermesiter999 when i played the game i heard ezios mom said 'i meant beside vagines olololol

[conairspy77]

ezio was actually willing to cut his finger off...that ensure the commitment alright. Smart leonardo

[conairspy77]

ezio was actually willing to cut his finger off...that ensure the commitment alright

[LolzAngelxxxx]

wow his voice is so high pitched lol now its all deep and strong xx

[LolzAngelxxxx]

Ezio is cute in AC2 then drop dead gorgeous in ACB lol :P

[MusicBabeStar]

@LolzAngelxxxx We all love Ezio, come on! He is waaaayyy better than an prince charming, he's an assassin! (A cute one btw xD)

[LolzAngelxxxx]

@MusicBabeStar hehehe lol xx ;) so true gotta love him the wee babe

[themaskedtards]

fotitti



[TheLadyAuditore]

After 0:32 I killed both Duccio and his girlfriend...aww, what satisfaction that was! xD

[kittehcuttie13]

ezios face at the end *are you shitting me?!*

[CME1124]

Oh my god, I almost forgot how high pitched Ezio's voice used to be, lol. It is so deep in Brotherhood and Revelations.

[625georgebye]

Fottiti

[Greekgod1515]

FOTTITI WET NUTSACK

[lionelep1]

keep pressing 7 it looks so wrong

[logisysmax20]

@tevisboe234 and Italian is a spoken language...

[KillerEmrexD]

@Jagermesiter999 very funny :D

[logisysmax20]

@tevisboe234 I saw it on here and looked it up. Urban Dictionary said that it is one of the may ways to say fuck but literally says Go Fuck yourself.

[logisysmax20]

@tevisboe234 Actually it means " Go FUck Yourself"

[121Atreius]

I'm italian... it's too funny to see how american people speak italian...

[LordKazo1]

360p. We meet again.

[JstGoinForIt]

@MySmallwondervideos he punched the dude. it was one of those swift ones.

[TheJackal136]

Um, you forgot about when walking with Teodora and Antonio:

Teodora: Men's heart grow FURTHER with my care.

Ezio: Oh, right.

[beeniestudios]

Imagine if Leonardo accidently cut off Ezio's finger... :D

[RMGeneral]

@IIVeriterio do you realize that just adding an a at the begining of the word doest make it sound italuan?

[IlVeritiero]

why a-does these a-filio di puttana a-speak in a-Italian ogni now and then porca puttana?

Someone a-explain this stronzata to a-me!

[stevenhamlin1000]

you forgot the one where ezio said "your sister seamed quite satisfied with the handling i gave her earlier

[campuppy99]

*Leonardo misses*

Leo: oh shit I missed

Ezio: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU!!!

[Host00Die]

@tevisboe234 no. Fottiti is fuck yourself :P

[BaliwagJesse]

Altair's ghost : hehe Altair doesn't know he have to Cut off one of his finger XD

*leonardo Fakes it*

Altair's ghost : Why am i the only on sacrificing >.>

[Bumzicath]

@tevisboe234 Translation in the game is actucally go fuck yourself....

[inphasesith]

The knife leonardo is holding is one of the best in the game

[flaboy2013]

he sounds so much younger in this game

[96Deathmetal]

0:27 I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING XDDDXDXDXDXDXDDXD

[chonge]

Ezio's voice got deeper in Brotherhood... just noticed.

[oceonbabe]

In the first scene it sounds like the guys in the backround are bein raped LOL

[iamnotuke]

ezio's face was "thatwasntfunny"

[cookiemonst3r123]

i would more than likely shit myself ...leonardo did that i swear lol

[captain7falafel]

it's funny to know that Leonardo was trying to be funny!!

[AssassinAltair100]

FOTTITI! XD

[GUITARFREAK123345]

fottiti is fuck you not go fuck yourself

[ha10dud3]

Press 4 rapidly for fapping

[espana121]

screw 4! hold or keep pressing 7

[TheSuperDouches]

keep pressing 4 LOL

[ducksforever124]

hold 4 4 wank

[pioggi23]

so in English there are parts in Italian? cool XD

[robinschafie]

keep pressing 4 four masturbating

[TheManiacGamer]

"ma che ti piglia" means what is the matter

[TheManiacGamer]

wen i play this game i know all italian words because i am XD

[ReggaePandaVids]

Ezio: I do have outlets

Ezio's mother: Outlets besides vaginas XD

Best line in ac

[zach10168]

@ReggaePandaVids huh? never heard that one.

[LeafDaughterofAuron]

I love Ezio's face at the end, he's like 'Holy shit, my friend is insane'

[Comosiem]

Press 4 To see leonardo masturbating

[punkyfan]

awwww I love Ezio face at the end .. he looks so cute :3

[0MattAttack]

hit the key 5, 10 times then click the key 7, 5 times. and get a suprize

[NaziFrocioNigga]

0:26 "hey lurido pworko"

Italians with russan accent rule!

[hamsterattack227]

you forgot when they killed the guard leonardo says here put them with the others Ezio:Others?

[VampireChai7]

you must help him! that pretty face is his only asset!

[swordebrithil12]

@VampireChai7 Fottiti >_> =D

[VampireChai7]

LMFAOOOOOOOO eh FOTITI!

[SocksInMyRotini]

@tevisboe234 I always knew the phrase "fongul" to mean "f*ck you," but that's because my grandmother would say that when she got really frustrated. She was raised speaking Italian.

[FullmetalFrancy]

la pronuncia italiana di questo videogioco è stranissima XD

[Rinaldimanc]

press 2 and fedrerico says elephant

[KarstenOkk]

@tevisboe234 so what. it kinda means the same.

[haloplayer9392]

Where can I watch the rest of the last video?

[386manu94]

@haloplayer9392 watch the walkthroughs

[MrThespayro]

@haloplayer9392 buy the game!!!

[FREDFREDBURGER30197]

didnt ezio punch that guy because he cheated on his sister? wow wat a good brother lol

[KiroFan14]

@FREDFREDBURGER30197 yes, he did :D i wish i had a brother like him =P

[386manu94]

@tevisboe234 yeah. -.-'

[386manu94]

@tevisboe234 I know...

[distractiveman]

lol one with the hidden blade is funniest

[386manu94]

@jeythequeen hahaha si e vero xDD

[L0rdR3van]

I love it, did this game 3 times, it's way better than brotherhood!!!

[susu71]

i made a hidden blade

[Dazyl1608]

Lol I bet ezio's mind was saying "HOW THE F*** DID U FRIGHTEN ME. IM MEANT TO BE TOUGH BUT NOW IM A CHICKEN.... Dick head

[yangadoshi]

BORING!

[petster13]

Ahhh the young ezio<3

[rodney4158]

lol the look on ezio's face when leonardo missed the ring finger XD

[VampArtemis]

Leo <3 I wish I had a time machine to go meet him. ^_^

[MrPaulorico]

I also like the scene where Ezio meets his girlfriend and she is like we don't have much time and he says 'I only need a minute' soo funny

[Otobob]

leonardo is great for the ladies he likes to F*** ( reference to machinima )

[Klasdness]

Leonardo: All we need to do now is cut off your ring finger.

Ezio: o.o What?!

xD

[JiryuuZee]

Oh Leonardo, you're such a troll. <3

[FuriousNinja7]

AC fails at jokes and always will ==" so dry

[ZANEDUKE45]

Cazzo putana

[DiKilalaStudio]

@ZANEDUKE45 I Think you don't know italian ;)

[srry4beatinu]

if only ezio knew what leonardo did to him while he was sleeping..............

[Sancriswolffox]

LEONARDO IS GAY

[KrystalFox141]

lawl that part where Leonardo was gonna cut off is finger i too tought he was going to but then he didnt lawl

[FuriousNinja7]

@KrystalFox141 that comment was so funny an not at all obvious or irrelevant in other words WHO CARES xD

[PINOYGAMER360]

Whats The Title Of The Soung On The Start?

[386manu94]

@PINOYGAMER360 florence tarantella

[benknightprime]

WHAT!?!?!?!?!? what about when Ezio's mom says "Besides vaginas" that was hilarious

[TheFallenAngel6236]

LOL, at the end Ezio was either...

Ezio: I'm going to fucking kill you

,

That's not funny,

or

You're lucky you're cute.

[LilyWatersNLR]

@TheFallenAngel6236 i think it was you're lucky you're cute >.<

[soaringaegis]

Leo: We're gonna have to cut off your finger.

Ezio: o.O Fine, do it quick. >.<

Leo: *whack* LOL JK

[Nejitard2]

What? No mention of "IT'SA ME~, MARIO!~"?!

[Nat4Brendan]

Heh, imagine if he accidentally did cut his finger off.

[KyserOO7]

ezio after leonardo's shoking him...... LEONARDO... BUT FUCK YOU!!!!!! LOL XD

[zhetya]

"ezio my friend"

*punch*

is THAT what you called friend?

[wtfcool21]

Lol when his finer was going to "get cut",and when Leonardo said "I was only having fun,Ezio",when you look at Ezio,he's like "What the Fu?"

[dude444666444]

umm has anyone else noticed that leonardo didnt change his clothes for 30 years?!?!

[CatLoversRockwell]

@dude444666444 He probobly has MANY of the same outfit......

[KRIMZONMEKANISM]

@dude444666444 he's a genius!!! u don't question geniuses!! xD

[dude444666444]

@KRIMZONMEKANISM unless of course that genius smells like a rotten asshole...

[KRIMZONMEKANISM]

@dude444666444 hate much? lol xD

[dude444666444]

@KRIMZONMEKANISM lol nah... he just smells like doodoo... and did you know they made leonardo gay in one of the side missions in brotherhood? lmao

[KRIMZONMEKANISM]

@dude444666444 he WAS gay in real life, or at least he was considered to be a homosexual by almost all those who have studied his life in our time. after all, he had little contact with any woman at all, and he was an artist in a time in which the perfect and the beautiful was based off from the greek, and they (the greek) saw the human male as perfect and beautiful, so, it would not be strange that many artists during the renaissance are thought to be gay or at least bisexual.

[dude444666444]

@KRIMZONMEKANISM woah no need to flip out man... i thought it was just a rumor made up and i thought ubisoft was making fun of the rumor

[KRIMZONMEKANISM]

@dude444666444 nah i'm not flipping out, just informing :) i just emphasized the "WAS" so u would know that i wasn't joking :D

[dude444666444]

@KRIMZONMEKANISM oh ok then lol

[supersonic2394161]

Good lord leonardo looks ugly in brotherhood compared to AC2.

[Kami656]

;___; frederico I loved him <3

[TrippyPro]

Porn

[Invisodude]

altair is staring down from heaven going "WHAT? I HAD TO!! CUT HIS FUCKING FINGER OFF!!!"

[destroyerworlds]

@Invisodude Altiar wrote the codexs. So Altiar wrote the plans to improve the hidden blade.

[destroyerworlds]

@Invisodude Altiar wrote the codexs. So Altiar wrote the plans to improve the hidden blade so Ezio did not need his finger to be removed.

[flamedrag18]

0:50, getting pwned by leonardo da vinci is never a good thing lol

[1560tyon]

this reminds me when i missed the hug with leonardo :O i felt sad for the rest f the game i eve started again just so i could give him the hug lol

[eilyahjenee]

@1560tyon i did the exact same thing, then when I did hug him it was all i would talk about haha

[FlamingWarrior7]

my favorite part is were leonardo tricks ezio about losing his finger

[ezioassassain]

LOL EZIO GOES UP 2 GUY AND PUNCHES HIM IN THE FACE LOL

[Liberationgirl25]

Ezio's face is just priceless when Leonardo acts like he's gonna chop of his finger xDxDxD

[TheJoJoMonster]

Guy: "Ezio, my friend!" :D

Ezio: *punches* >:(

[Ezio1997]

Leoanedo best

[coolestrulest]

what about "its me mario"

[GuardianDawnAme]

1:33

AW!

I wanna hug him after making a face like that!

[XxIceQueen94xX]

I LOVE LEONARDO!!!!! <3<3

[386manu94]

@XxIceQueen94xX me too x3 XD

[TheRugbyfullback]

@XxIceQueen94xX you do know he was bisexual

[XxIceQueen94xX]

@TheRugbyfullback Sure I do xD I know everything about Leonardo =D But I don't care, I love him anyway XDXDXD

[hunterkiller9991]

@XxIceQueen94xX yea :D Leonardo comes in Assasin's creed brotherhood to :D

[draghetto93]

@XxIceQueen94xX Leonardo is gay lol

[deadlyponiezzzz]

@XxIceQueen94xX He's awsome right?

[ArchAngel4275]

@XxIceQueen94xX he seems like a retired carpeter LOL

[MisfitsChannel]

@XxIceQueen94xX

Sorry, he's gay. ;3

[XxIceQueen94xX]

@MisfitsChannel That's not a problem.... xD

[MusicCkicken]

@XxIceQueen94xX Me too :) But can't belive I didn't hug him on the huggin thing :(

[zhetya]

@XxIceQueen94xX too bad he likes men

[TheMachi119]

@XxIceQueen94xX in assassin's creed brotherhood leonardo gives u to understand tht he is gay...

[SoonToBeAwesome]

It's-a me, Mario!

[ParanoidToaster]

"I just only joking, Ezio..."

"@___@"

[xoCloeBabyox]

LMAO at 1:32 you can tell ezios thinking :

u fuck job

xDD

[xoCloeBabyox]

theres nothing wrong with having a crush on ezio

i do

LMAO

oh come on

even tho hes a game characther hes sure damn smexii xD

[MadameParanoia]

This is a bit out of context, but what's that tiny song snippet you used in the beginning? I know it's from the Carnevale scene, but I can't seem to find it anywhere.

[386manu94]

@MadameParanoia it's called Florence Tarantella

[LunarNightshade722]

lol Fotiti

[imagineaboringlife]

It's like a fan vid or something, do you have a crush on ezio?

[386manu94]

@imagineaboringlife no o0 XD I'm not that kind of girl XD

[Flaaneh]

@386manu94 Whats wrong on having a crush on ezio ? >_>

[kibaasaiki]

@imagineaboringlife DUDE, I have a crush on Ezio! It's completly normal... I mean.. it's EZIO. What would one expect?

[OsamaBinLooney]

@kibaasaiki i think leonardo has a crush on ezio too "wink" "wink"

[IMxAxGINGER]

Where was the scene: Mom: "You need more outlets." Ezio: "I have plenty of outlets." Mom: "I mean other than vaginas!"

[SlakeDragon]

@IMxAxGINGER MOTHER! B|

xDDDD

[TheRainbowKillerz]

@IMxAxGINGER That was a rofl sezire moment

[PoncaGamerGirl]

OMG!!! the first time i played this when leonardo said that he had 2 remove da ring fingeer. then Ezio laided dwn his finger i was bout to cover my eyes then found out Leonardo was just messin wid him. i screamed ," OMG!! DONT DO THAT LEONARDO!!" it was funny but it was scary man!! really funny vid btw!!

[386manu94]

@PoncaGamerGirl thanks :)