Louis CK CHewed UP is in stores Dec. 16th!

[chanwest]

I was blushing the entire time

[imadude113]

louis ck is the only dude who can talk about nothing and make it hilarious.

[CrackThoseClaws]

Thumbs up if you're a straight guy and still masturbate to Louis CK once in a while.

[drumgroovy]

I've seen it online for free... but hell, I'm gonna buy it anyway. GENUIS CAN'T BE BOUGHT... but geniuses need to fuckin' eat.

I hope you got a tan in Kuwait. You fuckin' need one. Just a little, don't go all Snookie on us mmkay?

[Jaysus777Live]

I hit a deer in the head with a rock today louie just for you!

[EvilDanzig]

"Fucking cock" 

[BrolikHuman]

Buy CK's DVD or i'll hold you down one at a time and let him ass rape you!!

[gaz2206]

wtf i live in fucking croatia. i'll torrent that shit for free. still love you louis :))

[MrBadApple999]

sorry louis, we all watched it online. haha

[sweatpants1212]

lol dude's hilarious

[mrionomercy]

Louis, are you nervous? hahaha you seem to feel awkward to talk to camera XD

[Suley52]

im going to download that shit muahaha, love you louiaaaayyy

[EmeraldElf]

Love you Louis.

[Sunscab14]

I didn't know that you did youtube videos about 2 years ago!! SUBSCRIBE

[Menegoth]

Ehh, I'll just download them. :D

[dudephatal]

its like ur video chatting wit him! fucking weird!!!!!!!!!!!

[popesnose]

Come to Nelson, BC in shitty Canada; lots of smelly hippies here.

[RetroRepair]

Thumbs up if you thought you got an email @0:26

[beeerye81]

@RetroRepair Goddammit.

[TheEvilCouncill]

You sound like my fucking father when he leaves a voicemail.

[haribo687]

"....fuckin ASSHOLE" *throws CD* Hahaha

[penisfuckeye]

It felt like he looked into my soul at the end.......weird.

[penisfuckeye]

Nice shirt XD



[MehBlah2008]

I saw this guy for the fist time ever on Lopez Tonight. I would totally buy all his crap, but I can't find it at the stores.

[CplJoebot]

Dirty Conan O'Brien is funny! :-D

[hoony915]

2 year anniversary TODAY

[xAlexandriaMozzx]

gotta love how he keeps stumbling on his words.

Awww. bless you Louis hehehe

[Panasper]

you understand that much, do ya?

[simplystatic]

woohooo heard that mac email!

[Beornegard]

If you ever do a tour in Europe, come to Norway, Oslo!! Please! 

[pakattack69]

u r a really funny white man.....cracker.

[BsmJahsh]

@pakattack69 hey - don't call my nigga a cracker

[Tyme2Die]

@pakattack69

He's actually half mexican.

[StephenJTatum]

Too broke at the moment to buy this but I saw the special last night for the first time in choppy quality and horrible sound on someone's channel and I still feel like I owe you a hundred bucks just for checking it out.

Either way, it made my night. Thanks for all the laughs.

Best wishes,

-Stephen

[anetchi]

I think I love him as much as he hates himself. or seems to hate himself. I don't know you but I love you Louis Ck! I declare it to the youtube people! And to you of course. Thank you for what you do, you make my miserable life less bad

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[AmongWarJosef]

ur such an awkward person louis....i love you man!....oh yea and ur new show on fx...i love it but the fuckin title song gets stuck in my head haha

[DatSkinnyKid]

Louie!!!! hahahahaha

[iamstupid32]

first comic i saw live and the show was soooo awesome.....my face hurt from laughing and i had no tears left!!!!!

[guitar0wnz]

he always looks self conscious when he's just talking

[AntonioJose1135]

FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!­!!!!!!! HOW DID U COME TO PHILLY AND I NEVER KNEW ABOUT IT!!

[quinnjet21]

@AntonioJose1135 when was he in philly?

[AntonioJose1135]

I downloaded the CD off of the Zune Marketplace.. effin hilarious!!!

[stewage]

hahahaha i can't stop laughing at 5:55

[invisinerd]

You are fat and ginger and perhaps the funniest person alive. God damn it.

[Theprettygentleman]

haha i lost it when louis threw the cd at the wall shit your the man :)

[jakespick]

*throws cd* cock.

[yebber123]

people that talk in plural third person should die....of AIDS haha

[pirodas]

louis u rock but your tree back there sucks, muy cabron jaja

[television321man]

On the North Hampton thing: Seriously...you can't escape the odor of nag champa, pot, and unwashed clothing...but I'm in central MA........where you can't escape crack and violence...so I guess North Hampton for the win.

[sinful3879]

Jdell, good thing Louis is funny enough to make up for what you thought would be clever to say.

[daire268]

Did you really need to take 08:22 to sell me your shitty DVD that I have seen a million times in clips on youtube already for free???

Yes, yes you did. Because I still plan on buying it.......later.

[andrewm153351]

hahaha when he made fun of himself cracking his voice, i laughed for like 5 minutes.

[jbyork]

Please come back to Louisville! I can't believe I missed you! You're the best!

And you're totally right: there can't be more than one comedy club in Louisville!

[Jdell84]

Dude I bought your stuff and it sucked asss man i mean come on your a fucking loser SUCK A FAT COCK A WORTHELESS PEACE OF SHIT SHINE YOUR BALD FUCKING HEAD DICK WEED GOD I FUCKING HaTE YOU WAIT TILL I SEE YOU LIVE MAN IM GONNA BLOW YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF hahahahahha im just kidding man i love your shit keep it up haha

[FreddoX1]

I downloaded your shit, it's awesome and free.

Suck on it!

[Philfa]

Your self-loathing warms my heart.

[davidaxman]

I like you so much. I won't throw any shoes, promise. Please come to Sweden again, I absolutely loved it.

[Kaanin]

Your so goddamn awkward. Godbless you louie.

[BrolikHuman]

@Kaanin He's real, not a phony reading a script.

[exiledavatar]

lol simple great, ty for being more awkward then me.

Oh and i bought your shit, its good!

[jazzwing]

"LOL" @ high pitched "CD"!!

[JacksInn]

I don't understand why I keep reading shitty comments on youtube that have nothing to do with the video.

[pfive]

@JacksInn like that one...dagnabit

[drefil10]

you ass holes thata are talking so bad just cuz he is self promoting...

that is beeing smart...

and he is just one of the best comedians that you can find, just becuse you dont like the guy dont talk without know what you are saying...

this man can make a joke out off anything...

louis you rule... this ass holes below that have the poor comment vote just dont know what they are saying...

[simonejp91]

self promotion sucks nigger lips

[AnimalTortureMustEnd]

"i hate myself... alot"

dear jesus on the shitty cross louis. Forgive yourself.

[JunqueFood99]

i wanna do louis <3

[ballsdeepinyoursis]

louis, im not entirely sure that all of these comments pertain directly to your video.

[moakley]

so when i buy this who gets the money Louis or his wife?

[elleniris]

when it comes to retarded exchanges between youtube comments.... yes.

quit quoting me... i know what i typed, you ain't gotta repeat it. it's annoying.... and you are annoying too.

[pyrorar]

You know.. I can see you saying that you know what you typed, but I'm having a hard time believing that right about now..  Maybe you could ask your customers to be a little more gentle, or else you will have to start charging double for blowjobs because the brain damage is clearly starting to set in. For the mean time, try to stop blatantly contradicting yourself within the same breath.

SOMEBODY HAND ME A FUCKING TROPHY OR SOMETHING

I AM THE YOUTUBE ARGUMENT KING!!!!!

[elleniris]

are you being sarcastic? .... liek making fun of yourslef for arguing on youtube? causei hope so... it is a pretty dumb/ lame thing to be or to be proud of... i didn't read all of your above comment... only the words in caps. hahaha you are a ridiculous person who sux

[BlakeTahoe]

@pyrorar how about if i hand you the "Fag of Forever award"?

[elleniris]

i'll fuck ya.

hey, where in kansas city? kansas city sux

[pyrorar]

you realise this was taped over 8 months ago right?

But hey thanks for letting everyone know you're a slut anyway

[elleniris]

??? yeah i did realiZe that! derppp. i didn't expect anyone to answer... i was just kinda curious as to where he went.... what is wrong with you?.... i was obviously kidding.. U R DUMB and spelled realize wrong and you are a jerk for no reason other than you fact that you want to make yourself feel better about yourself by ...... being weirdly mean over internet comments?. tehe hhehehe

[pyrorar]

Maybe if you payed more attention in school instead of thinking about sucking off the entire football team at once like the slut you are, you'd know that there is more than just 1 accepted spelling of the word "realise".

But thanks for coming out to play anyway, better luck next time.

[elleniris]

HEY~! I GOT STRAIGHT A'S! WHIILE SUCKING OFF THE WHOLE FOOTBALL TEAM> i am a multi tasker and can do anything i put my mind to... or anything i put my mouth to! HAHAKJHKAJHKAJHAJHSDAHA

U SUCK

and just cause there are more than one way of spelling things doesn't mean that one way is dumber than the other... you spelled it the retarded way thinking it would make you look cool!

thanks for playing U LOSE

[pyrorar]

>>just cause there are more than one way of spelling things doesn't mean that one way is dumber than the other

>>you spelled it the retarded way

Umm..... what??? LOL pwnt

[elleniris]

i know.. i saw that after i typed it but if you can't tell i am not taking this seriously or putting a bunch of thought into it. PPFFFFFT

[pyrorar]

>>i am not .... putting a bunch of thought into it

Yeah don't worry. We can tell.

You do that pretty often don't you?

[Fishstix9000]

HEY BUDDY SUCK A BAG OF DICKS!

[ncoldblood]

like...the side of the bag?...individually?...i dun get it...

[P00P0STER0US]

I support your commercial endeavor though I'd prefer a coupon to be inserted in each dvd sleeve for clothes detergent so we can wash the pee out of our pants.

[3asa3isso]

Your the best!!! Come to WINDSOR, Ontario!!! otherwise, will see you in London on Oct 1st 2009.

[siroos7]

Louis is the best!

Is that really his house?

[SwedishviKingohnoes]

"In March I'm gonna be on Friday, November 6th........fuckin' ASShole"

[SwedishviKingohnoes]

pause at 6:01

LOL!!!!!!

[lodeko]

Hahaha, plural 3rd person? It's just plural, it stays in 1st person. :'). But nice vid.

[GruntyAssassin2]

I illegally downloaded both and your Shameless one too.

Shit's awesome.

[BlackRainGraffiti]

lmfao!

You posted that and this video. Hilarious! Respect.

[darkstarfear]

why the hell would you say that

[GruntyAssassin2]

Why?

Fuck you, that's why.

[defleppard0717]

dude, BUY THEM!!! he's soo funny, support the BEST COMEDIAN EVER so that he will still do more and more and more hbo specials!

[BenLaserLove]

I don't think Louis minds you doing that too much, he's getting the word out. I did it, and I intend to buy the DVDs soon enough.

[GruntyAssassin2]

Are you retarded?

[BenLaserLove]

well YEAH

[ctcraam]

Hahaha, I bought this in 08, I just randomly found it and used my birthday money on it ( Yes the 16th is my birthday) SO GLAD I DID.

Go buy it right now! Seriously! This man might be one of the funniest comedians I have ever seen on DVD!

And louis if you read this COME BACK TO BOSTON.

[macheteready]

i liked when you chucked that cd at the wall. haheh

[LA2SFkoreanguy]

such a underrated comic! should be getting seinfeld money! also, you should have your own radio show (great radio voice).

[ChappaMan17]

duuuuude i'm so buying chewed up at best buy

[yourroaddog]

you are freeking funny dude!!

lucky louie was great

[Blundetto]

YOU RULE LOUIE UR MY IDOL !!!!!!!!!!

[909540]

famous writerman and comic legend ought to check out butteryass donovan.

[909540]

view all 267 comments or some shit?

who wants to read what a bunch of half literate retards haslve to say? All i wanna do is spray them truth bombs out on the airwaves son. Usin some magical pixilmilat'n technology, you got the oppotunity to read this. Thats it, so hit me up with them thumbs son! Even them downward ones means someone read this.

[chowchow3000]

I am in love with you, sir.

[NelsonTheReaper]

Your speech is all over the place in this video. I think it makes you even better as a person for some strange reason.

[EntertainingMirage]

"Oh god, I hate myself...

A lot."

[y2xg]

I heard him get an e-mail on his iphone. ha. nice.

[squ1sh]

"Come see me live"

As opposed to seeing you dead? You going to be doing a funeral soon?

[trashmedium]

you're an idiot.

[DangerouslySkeptical]

ho..man

that was a knee slapper

[phillyfan345]

moron

[mikeythevegan]

shit joke

[squ1sh]

I was hoping for LouisCK to make fun of me, not the you losers. I have failed.

[Davimus]

Come to the Pacific Northwest! For all the people in Oregon, Idaho, Montana, Washington, British Columbia and Alberta need to see you before the year ends or we'll just bitch and moan.

You're always funny and we're always ready to see you.

[SearchingYT]

2:30  lol

[samus1421]

5:59 hahahahaha

[chawk111]

Louis CK was a Late Night w/ Conan O'Brien writer had here I believe he's wearing a Late Night t-shirt and I'd like to cut all of his skin off and graft it to my dog...

[Juandisimo]

WTF?

[zoddie]

lots of smelly hippies

[Blistexio]

Make love to me. DO IT FAGGOT!

[wikkakillaman]

lul lul lul lul lul

WARNING WARNING, WE HAVE A SERIOUS INCIDENT AT 1:15, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. LOUIS C.K. HAD A "VOX FAIL" AT 1:15. I REPEAT LOUIS CK HAD A "VOX FAIL" AT 1:15

THAT IS ALL

[lsdsexmetal6]

You're the man Lou

[STm0vies]

best comedian alive

[Splangy1]

jeez that was over 8 min of hurt

[helnorm]

louis ck is the funniest comedian ever

[dundermifflin7]

Holy shit.

How'd you get a copy of the DVD before it was released in stores!?

[djordan22]

jesus.

[funkwurm]

Seriously, you probably got the guy thinking "Jesus provides DVD's before their released? That's awesome, Jesus rules, I'ma pray for all the Girls Gone Wild series yet to be released first thing tonight!"

[DoobStyles]

Bryce Jordan Center State College Pa...

[wildredrose99]

PLEASE COME TO TORONTO!

[corporateceo]

Dude, your standup is fucking hilarious. I saw you for the first time when someone sent me a link to 'your Why' skit on YouTube. Yes, some fucking asshole had pirated your stuff on YT, you should sue that guy into the ground. :-) Now I'm going to buy your video and get tickets to your show in Montreal this July.

[HxCDOOM]

HOLY SHIT the Berklee Performance Center?

How did I miss that?

[Z3fon]

hahaahahaha

[aboalqasm]

come to denver man

[la7alha]

I laughed so hard when I watched "shameless" on youtube. I hope you will stop hating yourself (and others) funny as it may be on stage. I loved!!! the animation about your dad. I love your honesty... GOOD LUCK!

[copicrox]

Louis youre my hero lol, i love your material....youre coming to Royal Oak,MI in april i think, and i'm definitely coming to see you

[zombiekid16]

lol your alot like me, personaly what you've told :P

[chrisingoodcompany]

" are they all like that?" *walks back to check* lol i love it.

[kellyb4]

I love you Louis! You make me laugh the hardest. Please come to Seattle!

[coldrespt]

Louis CK, Thank you for being Real.

love from Canada.

[osmanthus888]

Louis CK is the Frankie Boyle of North America.

Or, Boyle is the Louis of Scotland. Or something.

Either way, they're both my faves

[Freedom9531]

you're the best louis,

love you,

from canada

[gorilagangsta]

0:20 he hates himself...lol

[MusicJew158]

Look smelly hippies laugh

[unholyrelish]

nice omega

[xXBrockSamsonXx]

should die of... umm....aids..?

lmao

[lPureGamerl]

ROFL just through ur dvd

[Slides2006]

Thanks for NJ shout out!

[kpride220]

i will do as you command. Looking foward to your "Hilarious" show at the Wiltern on March 27th

[hellsingorg2]

so wait.... you teach me that i can down load shit on the internet.... and you expect me to get off my fat ass for an hour to buy the shitty dvd and cd....yeah right. go fuck your self.

nah just kidding i own both.

but seriously though... your a fag. =D

(not really. in reality i have you posted on my wall, and i have me and a few of my drunk buddy's just beat off to a poster of you before we play cards)

[Beecels]

thats just ...terrific

id totally drunken beat off to a Louis C.k poster

[sowhatbread]

Tits or GTFO

[asp5]

Just bought the DVD version.

Keep up the great work! Hoping to see Hilarious on DVD at some point soon, too.

[ToiletVlog]

I was gonna write something nasty, but you're too likable, and your schtick is good.

[mahdogzbite]

Man, I also bought it on iTunes (and I'm from Oslo, Norway like you).

I seemlessly added the 3 bonus tracks to the whole show and the whole CD is now one long mp3 file.

[StSIZpanX]

got it on itunes! thanks for being the worlds funniest. laughs from norway:p

[unfurth]

hail louis ck.

america's greatest natural resource.

even better than clean coal.

[Discharg3]

I'm going to pirate every thing you've worked hard for in your life.

[MorroWolf]

shameless promotion louis but god love you hahaha

hope you continue doing what you do cause we love it

[KoolguyGT500]

The best part was sitting here and watching you do that.

[bballdude452254]

i was there in boston

[arbelm1]

when are you gonna come to Los Angeles Louis?

[fsupark]

I can't wait to attend your show when you come back to FL in March! Chewed was definitely worth the investment. I hope you have an Asian joke in your Hilarious material when down here.

[MusicJew158]

Hey Louis Ck I love your comedy and I am glad you showed Bill Donohue to be a hypocrite on this O and A clip I viewed. That guy is a douchebag

[AzureSky317]

I'm going to try to see you in madison WI. You always have really good material

1:17

fucking hillaarriouss!!!

i always mock myself after my vocals fuck me over like that.

(and)

"IN MARCH, IMA B AT FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 6TH.."

made me LOL!

your a comedian that just keeps on giving..

i just can't get over that i've found a comdedian that i can enjoy for the rest of my life.. and i'm only 17!!

thanks alot, much love.

Armani.