Nephew Tommy Prank Call-Can I Have Your Kidneys

[lbrown4327]

The beginning is so sweet...walk with me....and then..... It sounds like we are we are praying for the wrong son of B**tch this evening! I love this prank! I wish I knew Mr. Conley! I love him!! too funny!!

[jjjones72]

Guess he gne bac 2his old ways! lol

[rudolph11000]

the man was sanctified until Tommy ask for that Kidney "THEN" he became a man of Uncircumsized Lips he got to cussing like 40 going north I always said dont act one way in church then act another way at home (at church acting holier that thou) just be yourself because "People is people" it is what it is, that was the best one I've heard so far and Ricky Smiley prank calls Crispy Creme Donuts 1 more Nephew Tommy Trapped in the Closet

[KINGKP100]

Man I was listen to this on the train and I was laughing hard as hell People was looking at me crazy as hell I almost fell outta my seat from laughing so hard at this!!!!!

[LivinLavish843]

What is it gonna hurt if u already open and laying on the table?

Ain't gon hurt a motherfucking thing cause u aint getting my kidneys man! Aint gon hurt shit. ROTFLMBO!!!

[theonlyEYEBROWKING]

Church folks is real lol

[tina4072]

Omg lol that was funny

[beedotgeedot]

"..Well you already gone be layin there open.."

"Aw hell naw, it sound like we prayin fuh da wrong sonovabitch this evenin!"

LMAO!!!!!

[blackscythe99]

Did he say wrong separate business or did he say son of bitch I can't tell

[PreciousBlaqDiamond]

@blackscythe99 SOB

[darkbrownblack]

Thats why I don't go to church. Bunch of fake ass people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[SEEKIN4BENEFIT]

i'd be damn if you gon call me and talk me outta one of my kidneys lol

[anonymouslyrics]

I kinda get the impression that Brother Conley is a short dark man with a bad temper. He probably favors the little African guy that be dancing in church....Brother Franklin.

[lowkey4191]

Older church going ppl are hilarious when they get lmbo!

[MrKingjules]

Imma Put Led In Your Mutha Fuckin Ass...What?...Lord Forgive Me

[MrIndeeply]

NEPHEW TOMMY IS WRONG FOR THIS ONE LOL

[nevadakee1]

@MrIndeeply

[misstora23]

LOL HE SAID U TOO DAMN NEW



[angelvoices]

@misstora23 rofl

[anonymouslyrics]

Deacon whooo?? deacon Patterson...old people are funny as hell when they get mad and tommy sound like a preacher for real when he say"hold on to him"

[lovesluv618]

@anonymouslyrics That tickled me too!!!! Bro. Connelly was hilarious!

[Starr0809]

Lmbo!!! Boyyyy, my side is hurting now from laughing soooo hard.

[bgblkb]

My sides hurt from hurting so much, lmbo.

[mzjg2u]

hahahahahah!!!! lift his spirits? that brother done went way back! lololol

[misskindy]

They go from prayin to cussin each other out! Too crazy!

[drakebob17]

gotta love this show, he goes from friendly man of the lord to nigger in like 1 minute

[latonyalls]

OOOOOOMMMMMGGGGGGG!!!!!!...you too damn new fuck'n wit me

[blackandmild00]

@latonyalls lmfao!!!!!!

[3JGWRLD]

Lmao. ....... nicca stupid

[knoself]

"This aint no work of da Lord!"....lmao

[cjfennessful]

He said it sounds like we are praying for the wrong S.O.B this evening , lmbo..

[angelvoices]

@cjfennessful rofl

[PreciousBlaqDiamond]

@cjfennessful LLH Hilarious!!!

[Apexone]

LOLOLOL!!!! I'm cryin' over here.

[rosss1959]

Oh the "uncut" version. Boy Deac show put his religion on hold while he cussed Tommy out. THOROUGHLY/FULLY/AND COMPLETELY.

[angelvoices]

@rosss1959 rofl...uncut is right!!



[UwatchinQ]

I dont give a fuck what I said

[cjfennessful]

Walk With'em , lol

[blackandmild00]

@cjfennessful lmao too funny

[shaq52ko]

Lol he went from talkin bout the lord to cussin his ass out lol.

[bgw48]

Deacon wute-pack! WTH-LMBOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

[SEEKIN4BENEFIT]

@bgw48 your comment got me crying laughing i thought i was the only who noticed him stumbling on his name like that ahahaha "deacon whoot pattt?"

[bgw48]

Hold own a minet whatju say! Screaminnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnn lol!!!!

[MrJosh6496]

look like we prayin for the wrong son of a bitc this mornining aww mane dat waz too funny

[cool4skull]

lol...this ain't work of the lord...

[zuret9]

lord make that kidney 110%....excuse me Deacon....lol

[keeone81]

OMG!! I'm hooked & can't stop laughing at this prank!

[chitownredgirl]

Scuze me deacon!!

[therebirth2008]

Walk with it!!! lol Thank ya Lord,walk with it Jesus. Dey aint workin on nuttin but ma pancreas LOL!!!!!

[therebirth2008]

THIS IS SO DAMN FUNNY Praising the Lord through the prayer till he ask for that kidney cussin like a sailor DWL!!!! How will he live this one down his church folks are like DEACON!!!!

[keecar2956]

U say u new. U mighty new. Matta fact u too damn new lol this makes me laugh everyday

[1991Attitude]

This aint no work of the lawd lmfao hahahaha

[DDavid2320]

They already gone have you open. Oh now I'm open and layin on the damn table lol

[anonymouslyrics]

I love this prank,I listen to it everyday!

[anonymouslyrics]

You can kiss my ASS mister!! You can kiss my ass and get off my phone! Thats what chu can do!

[90sRnBmusyc]

He said towards the end his hear is power pating but I think he meant palpitating..LOL, too funny

[2Angelheart]

This is to funny, he looses his relgion real fast

[sabrinamusiq]

I'm rolling over here! Haaaaaaaaaaaa HA!

[Melissax1972]

This had my sides hurting, I almost fell out the bed laughing so

[skippdotson]

dis int no wrk of da lord..lol

[skippdotson]

dis aint no work of the lord.........

[dking809]

SHOOOTTT IIITTTT OOOOOUUUUUTTTTTTTTTT

[jvstarks]

I wish I can see you illbpuy lead up in yo ass

[degtha79er]

He went from being holy to cussing like a sailor!

[anonymouslyrics]

is anybody else laughing at 3:47 when tommy starts stuttering??? I am..lol

[FastNewEdge]

I need to call the Pastor.. Theres some BS going on here!

[TheTrecea]

CTFU!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!! Deacon went off hold on hold u say u new u mighty damn new!!!!

[EricVJ195]

WOW!!! Very funny!! Just laughed my $#@ off!!!

[geto322003]

wow,deacon going off ,a deacon using this kinda language wow, um um um smh,

[jvstarks]

Lmao

[1ptate]

FLATLINE......................­....

[jamaicanswagg1876]

DAmn Deacon takeing off LMFAO!!!

[lordvoldamort666]

I laughed so hard I need a kidney....." what did you say....a kidney!?!?......lol you crazy as hell!!!"

[Sexy2008Shannon]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[agaguerrero1]

This Deacon is cussin up a storm, LOL.

[RaraLovinIt]

Yu can kiss my ass ! He was not playin! :)

[fitzrapid]

"Oh hell No! I think we're praying for the wrong son of a bitch this evening"

[bekkiboop100]

THIS Z THE BEST!!!! I CRY EVERYTIME I LISTEN 2 THIS....."WALK W/HIM LORD"...LOVE'S IT.....

[MsAlwaysALady1]

This is the best one by far!! My side is hurting from laughing so hard...God is not through with him yet, lmbo

[dollarbill29992YAHOO]

the old man said " if i get close to u , ill put some lead on im ur mferin ass . pops a beast ... trap star inc.....

[bgblkb]

I hurt my goddamn self laughing so hard!!!

[NinaSimoneDC]

ROTFL This man is off the hook ...we can shoot it out ... you can kiss you a$% and get off my phone ... ROTFL ...

[rondar623]

Wow, this is embarassing! I am not his saviour, but this man needs to go back and do his first works over. This is the difference between those who are just religious and those who truly have a relationship with christ! I can't even explain this one away!!

[kord0311]

this shit here got me in tears laughing lmao

[anonymouslyrics]

I heard the other edited version,but this one is way better! This is by far one Nephew Tommy's BEST pranks! Oh you aint heard a dam thing I said have you?? lmaooooooooo

[lashawnzmom]

im in tears laughin so hard

[XdiggathevOice]

Uh, Deacon Patterson?

[money23reggie]

I don't give a fuck what I said. LMAO



[laruthaab]

if i could get to you, i'd put led in your m-f-ing ass!!.. LMBO!!

[TheJaaytaay]

i cant breath im laughing soooooooo hard!!!!!! "Lord have mercy Jesus".....

[anonymouslyrics]

we can shoot it out! you won't feel a dam thing! lmaooooooooo

[bankmarie]

Lol Omg brother tommy you sound so for real you sound like a true preacher poor man thought it was a real prayer :(

[cinco6535]

BROTHER CONLEY A O.G HA HA LOL HE SAID IF I COULD GET TO YOU I'D PUT LEAD IN YO MOTHAPHUCKIN ASS....HA HA HA TOO FUNNY LAWD HAVE MERCY LOL TOMMY YOU THE BEST

[cinco6535]

U ALREADY GOIN BE LAYIN THERE OPEN HA HA LOL TOO FUNNY TOMMY YOU GOT IT BROTHER!!!

[jmurf420]

XD you sed they did the MRI..... I DONT GIVE A FUCK WUT I SED THEY DID MAN............. HILARIOUS

[meshelle77]

ill shoot dat bad kidney out!! CTFU!!!!

[cmnuet]

i need some jesus and a kidney

[eboyballer]

I'm Crying, laughing too hard!!!

[TheDeltagirl6]

"Oh Lawd, that girl, Have mercy, man you made use language I heard my neighbors use. I talking stopped talking like that a long time ago. Please forgive me. Have mercy ,my heart is pounding!!! Brother Conley went postal!! LOL!!

[RobynEstell1]

YOU CAN KISS MY ASS MR.!!! LMAO...

[greenrangerv1]

Wow this guy flips out. A good Christian here, cursing out and threatening to murder people.

[EMOUP7]

.. dis nigga twisted..

[renegado454]

For some reason I keep picturing Mr. Conley looking like Archbishop Desmond Tutu lol...

[FastNewEdge]

walk with me!!

[miss1984danielle]

Wow he backslid quick! Cursing and praising God at the same time SMH!

[BloodLineOfKings]

@miss1984danielle curse words are a man made thing, God don't know what a curse word is...

[miss1984danielle]

@BloodLineOfKings Your need to tell me this is???



[BloodLineOfKings]

@miss1984danielle because bitch you act like God gives a fuck about punk ass human day to day life

[miss1984danielle]

@BloodLineOfKings THANKS AND UR MOTHER IS THE BITCH FOR GIVING BIRTH TO UR DUMB ASS! NOW FUCK U AND HAVE A NICE DAY!!!!

[BloodLineOfKings]

@miss1984danielle I LOVE YOU

[krome411]

@BloodLineOfKings You're a moron. Simple as that

[BloodLineOfKings]

@krome411 why are you insulting me?



[krome411]

@BloodLineOfKings You contradict the idea of what god knows. A creator doesn't know what their creation has made? Pure ignorance and full of logical fallacies.

[BloodLineOfKings]

@krome411 so the creator care if a 'deacon" is on the phone "cursing"? I think not. God in the sense that they are talking about it isn't the creator just a myth.

[krome411]

@BloodLineOfKings You think not because you don't think. That's an oxymoron and it's not a myth because you can't fathom nor comprehend of the understanding of what god knows. Like I said you're a fool also do some research since we're the only beings on this earth that could actually speak even though animals do not have a voice box at all.

[BloodLineOfKings]

@krome411 nigga stfu... "animals" & "voice boxes"...since speaking is a form of communication....... animals communicate in a different way from human beings....so if you want to be all technical about the bullshit animals do speak. go play a video game you shoulda been nut stain.

[SistaWithRealHair]

this is my FAVORITE one!!!

[deion152002]

Say man all I'm saying is if you gonna be open and laying on the table what is it gone hurt...

OH Now you gonna tell me I'm open and laying on the damn table!!

 What Kind of a fuckin prayer are you in charge of MR?! LMAO LOL HAHA!!!!!!!!!!

[Cheriseingram2]

Omg this the funniest shit i've heard in a long time...i'm currently on my way to surgery and i feel really good after.listening to this...i have no fears because uncle Tommy made me laugh

[313dlo]

I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHAT I SAID! LMAO

[313dlo]

I DONT GIVE A FUCK..... LMAO

[MsAlleybooboo]

This was hilarious!!!

[28Doodi]

you already gon' be laying there open....what harm is it if you already open and laying there...you said you new, you mighty damn new, matter fact you to damn new...and you won't be at that church long.......cause if i ever get close to yo' ass...!

[KingFJames]

OH MY GOD, YOU DONE MADE ME USE WORD MY NEIGHBORS USE

[KingFJames]

WHAT KIND OF A FUCKING PRAYER YOU IN CHARGE OF. TOO FUNNY

[RESHUN85]

2222222222 FFFFFUUUUNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYY

[justice2068]

THIS IS TOO FUNNY....SMH

[MsKetica]

lmao this is to funny

[koffybrown1]

That wrong on so many levels..you see how good left and the bad just rolled in..lol

[angelvoices]

call me with some shit like that!!! lmao!!

[humbleyoself]

THE DECON JUST GOT DONE PRAYING AND TURN AROUND AND CUSSS

SOMEBODY SLAP OUT HA HA HA HA

[MrJustin0355]

OHH LORD!!!

[MrJustin0355]

you can kiss my ass Mr... you can kiss my ass and get off my phone thats what you can do!!!

[goddes2000]

This had me crying...lmfao

[mstaylorjames]

Praying one minute, CUSSIN' the next. That was quick! "What kind of a fucking prayer you in charge of, Mister?.....We can shoot that sum-a-bitch out I can tell you that."

[49er10]

This is funny as hell.........Tommy is the truth. "This aint no work of the Lord"...funny as hell

[Ken33ok]

LMAO!!

[TanRamirez325]

This had me in tears LMAO!!! How u call & pray 4 somebody who's ill then ask 4 their kidney? ROTFLMAO!!!

[mrs4life10]

Oh God I'm at work and this wake me right on up!! Too funny! My throat hurts! Lol!

[horndfrog51]

"i dnt giv a fuk what i said" "we can shoot it out" lol lmao

[Sleekish35]

"If I could get to ya I'd put lead in yo muthafuckin ass!

[Trealog31]

what kind of fuckin prayer u in charge of rotflmao



[Mizzangela85]

He said, "sounds like we prayin for the wrong son of a bitch' lol

[Mizzangela85]

lol lol i'm mad he stopped him in the middle of the prayer to correct him. #priceless

[Mizzangela85]

I think it was a bit much for him to pray for him!

[signofsatan]

i hope jesus saved him.

[78herekitty]

rofl..."hypocrite Christian"? He is human like the rest of us! Nephew Tommy is pure fun and he brings out the real in people. Thank you, vernaljr...keep 'em coming!

[avenuetalentdotcom]

Just because u go to church don't mean u can't still b human and go off. U online people always take things the wrong way. These jokes are funny n we all look forward to the next one. So just have fun.

[mommy3ts]

@avenuetalentdotcom yes the joke was funny but sad jesus is about change the sun n moon don't shine 2gether light is light  dark is dark what side is the man on

[mfynes]

i can nt believe a church man is cussing like this.

[Tubedoll]

hypocrite christian

[HavGunWillTrvl]

He is in the CHURCH lol? We praying for the wrong SOB. This deacon use more profanity than I have heard in many years on the street corner and he is in the church...what church? Let the Lord take care of me cause what you talkin bout aint got a damn thing to do with Jesus......Priceless Lord have mercy

[Bornedagain09]

dis to funny

[urckretparadise21]

MR. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!

[winterbarbie3]

Im tryin 2get well u callin on somebul shit

[winterbarbie3]

ROTFFLMASO 2funny

[cm426]

i'll put let in yo mutha fuckin ass! LOL 

[scooby1971]

Oh hell naw, it sound like we prayin for the wrong summa bitch this evening!

[mssexxyunique]

Lmfaoooo my damn stomach hurt

[bradford2361]

This is funny as hell!!!

[MrTony1540]

LMAO!!!!!

[HeadBanger357]

lmao he sed we praying for da wrong son of a bitch

[HeadBanger357]

Lmao he fucked Up The Prayer



[TheJolie177]

it look like prayin for the wrong son of a bitch today!!

[vrhem76]

"my heart is palpating now" oh god this is to funny LMAOOO

[ghosta25]

it look like we praying for the wrong sum bitch.

[Mikal27407]

Lmao... this is the best one so far... how did he stop the decon in the middle of the prayer

[mrsgregdabney]

OMG, thats funny!

[TheJolie177]

IF I CAN GET TO YA IMMA PUT LEAD UP YOUR MUTHAFUCKING ASS!!! LMAO!

[fgs317]

What harm is it if you already open and laying on the table lmmfao

[coldheartdzay23]

YU ANIT HEARD A WORD I CED LOL

[JamaicanNurse]

"Walk with me" lol

[PhoenixEdwards]

only shows that theres Christians...n ppl who SAY they Christian

[EmceeSlick4life]

hella funny

[svinnett]

"You runnin' a game! If I could git to ya, I'd put lead in yo muthafukin' ass!!!!!"