Brotherhood 2.0: January 26, 2007

[lookingformybluebox]

"I want to have a little army of babies...."

I hope an army of nerds will suffice, John.

[456puff]

As soon as John said "I want to have a baby!" all I could think was "Wait a few years John. It's going to happen sooner then you think."

[samdowzer]

It's weird how incredibly happy I got when he mentioned Pam and Jim hooking up on The Office... 2 fandoms coming together awww

[RyanMurphyTube]

Incredible, I feel nerdier...

[thesoftballswimmer]

Yes!!! Ninjas!!!

[RyanMurphyTube]

@thesoftballswimmer Yeeeesss! :)

[InkFlavourJelly]

Don't worry John, you get to have a baby that is as adorable as an army of babies combined! AND he can say "awesome"!

[CunnininnuC]

spoiler alert, you don't fit a baby in that apartment

[WOWretardedfriends]

I love that quote, yes yes yes. Thank you, John.

[WhatsUpUrSphincter]

You do have a baby, John. His name is Henry, and he is, in fact, adorable. Actually, he's THE CUTEST PERSON TO EVER COME INTO EXISTENCE EVER!!!

DFTBA. Love you all. (Especially Henry.)

[DWphan]

hey, look its the first question tuesday! exept its on somethingday, im not sure wich

[WTBman2011]

Does this mean Rebecca Black knows more about time than John?

[TeriTheTrekkie]

John and babies!!! :D so adorkable!

[peerieweirdo]

The "good morning Hank!"'s are definitely more enthusiastic now!

[sciencenerd111]

i live in north carolina hank....

[muffinsofjustice]

I want like an army of little babies.



[iChakram]

John: In the future, you will have an adorable baby named Henry!

[GregReviewsWell]

yesterday was Thursday, Thursday, today it is Thursday, Thursday. We we we in a time warp, we in a time warp, we gunna be on Thursday forever

[DysfunctionalCrayon]

@GregReviewsWell Thursday, Thursday, everyday it's Thursday. Everybody wishin' we still had weekends.

[oh9ah6]

The first crowd greeting.

[TheHyperTheory]

6 people just don't get it.

[thisisnotHolly]

Urrgh I wish I could have seen The Cure

[NerdyArtsGeek]

WRONG, JOHN! THE HUMANOID SPECIES OF CREATURE THAT REFERS TO ITSELF AS A JUGGALO ALSO REFERS TO ITS HUMANOID PEERS AS 'NINJAS'. THEREFORE, THE CORRECT ANSWER IS PIRATES!

[wolfmoonharvest]

Yeti hand!

[spacexhopper]

Watching this video in retrospect in 2011 with the whole 'What comes after Thursday?' and John wanting a baby is so amusing to me ^_^

[wintermoons1215]

Dear Past John, In 5 years you will have one of those babies you so wished for. His name will be Henry Green and he will be adorable. I suggest you start learning the lyrics to nursery rhymes now.

[dftbawolf]

@wintermoons1215 yes but he had we wouldnt have adorable baby is adorable were he sings to hennry. and says he will buy him a island and supper power and other great stuff.

[sereinrio3]

Ninjas!

[mitdylan]

I was half expecting him to say that ambrosia was milk and vodka...

[AubNoelle]

Goodness, it seems like the Yeti is all over these old videos--her hands/voice/other random contributions, etc.

[shamidkpzd]

"Ice cream that's made out of air and human hope." I laughed so hard.

[KoolThing14]

Haha, He wanted a baby eh? If he only knew the adorableness that would come...

[CuteSmokes]

I think it's interesting that John describes ice cream as made of air and human hope. In Paper Towns, the car was made of human hope, too :) Cool, cool.

[ML3bee]

I just realized... the brothers look alike!

[beckyjade15]

yesterday was thursday, thursday, today it is friday, friday...

[Silverballoons]

No, he doesn't want an army of babies, he wants a miniature soccer team :)

[masonman1222]

watching them all! first of today

[dannerzme]

Oobi!!

[Aresman70]

Yes! John Green likes The Office! My life is complete!

[shereah]

Dear past John, You have a baby! His name is Henry!

[AerinDimensa75]

Guess what past John! You have a baby!!!!

[twilightnerds]

I'm reading the blind assassin right now! Yay!

[ShannonIsJammin]

John's baby rant makes me go AWWW.

[123longlive]

is that the hand of... the yeti?

[SusannnGrr]

Comparing this greeting to the vidcon greeting... big difference.

[WolfSeer16]

If only they had Rebecca Black to tell them what day it is.

[giraffelovejl]

John is the only person in the universe who would benefit from listening to Rebecca Black...

[OhHiAndie]

1:54 made me LOL. Totally reminded me of the Taco Bell scene from Mean Girls. XDDD

[NiNJack]

yesterday was thursdayyy...... it's friday! gotta get down.

[ajaandkimmy]

N...North Carolina?!? I LIVE there! It is definitely pretty awesome here, but wow. I didn't know John liked it so much. Why doesn't he live here then?! It would make my life so much easier.

[CarolineTheAwesome]

Yesterday was Thursday (Thursday)

Today it is Friday (Friday)

We we we so excited. We so excited. We're gonna have a ball today.

Tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

[MrMinVik]

YESTERDAY WAS THURSDAY

:ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooo

[musicluv922]

you watch the office?

....

I love you so much right now.

[kimialicee]

dear god.

repetition of the word 'Friday',

discussion of the days of the week,

"wake up in the morning".

Rebecca Black, damn it.

[FrogShapedEraser32]

If you did have the power of time travel, you would be able to actually make the evil baby orphanage...

[EmiliaChambers]

Dear Past John,

You'll be ecstatic to know you now have a child. I know, amazing right? And don't worry you don't put him under the bed either. His name is Henry, he's adorable, he's got your poof, & he likes to say 'Hi'. The NerdFighters, which is what you & Hank name your loyal fan base, love him to death. You and the Yeti make the cutest baby ever so don't worry.

Lessthanthree,

A Faithful NerdFighter

P.S. Henry attacks your face at some point in the future too. Don't worry, it's adorable.

[weirdguy8787]

I think John Green is actually just moving through time very slowly.

In 2007, it was always Thursday.

Now, in 2011, it's always Friday.

I'm waiting for Saturday to come. Maybe in early 2013?

[ReKrisB]

Omg, I wanna guy that gung-ho about babies. Lol. I love his answers XD

[ShaintheWolfman]

Too bad they didn't have Rebecca Black a few years ago. Maybe John would know what comes after Thursday.

[HPheroette]

@ShaintheWolfman LMAO as soon as I started this video I started singing "It's friday"! LMAO so glad I'm not the only one who thought this!

[13cmwright99]

lucky, you got to see the cure for your first concert, i had to go see the frickin philharmonic :(

[puppyluveromg]

John Green: fucking with rebecca black's theory of the days.

[ShaddapaYoFace]

@puppyluveromg Yesterday was Thursday...today it was thursday...tomorrow is thursday...and thursday comes afterwards =D John has invented a world without Rebecca Black, as Friday would not exist!

[KingZuds]

Beginning of video = inspiration for Rebecca Black song

[jwktje]

ITS FRIDAY!

[muffin2413]

Oh my god, John ships Jim and Pam?! I am in love. :3

[knate44]

Robert Smith has some pretty insane puff levels...

[butterflyinwinter]

I actually know the poem by T.S. Elliott. We did in in class when I was in England and I loved it ever since. Especially that last line John just quoted.

[ganiisness]

thanks past John for making Friday stuck in my head..

[MJforever008]

"regular freakin' ice-cream insted of like ice cream that's made out of air and human hope."

I loughed so hard!! 1:30 :D :D

[shybutsecretlyinsane]

Pam and Jim!

[MotionCitySoundtrac2]

Ha, rebecca black didn't teach you guys that if yesterday was thursday, today is friday xD you guys are lucky to not see that

[ohhelloindie]

oh my god. FRIDAY.

[FrenchthellamaDFTBA7]

@holycow818181

I couldn't stop thinking about that song threw this video it was terribly annoying

[holycow818181]

Watching this in 2011, I can't hear the phrase "Yesterday was Thursday" without mentally completing it "To-day it is Fri-day, we we we so excited," etc.

[maat369]

awe, I wish we could see more than just fleeting glimpses of the Yeti. she sounds so pretty.

[Testoasteron]

I always thought ambrosia was Vodka+Milk?

[LittleSelfia]

Being a new Nerdfighter and seeing Henry before John was a father, no one can fathom how adorable I thought 0:59 was. The "awe' noises I made in adoration.... SO CUTE. :D

[LifeMustard]

First concert in 9th grade? I'm in 10th and still haven't been to one...

[theupperdec]

wow lol the cure. nice

[luchilenium]

@cewfms6 I don't think past John would approve of this future comment.

But yea, I'll admit, I thought the exact same thing :P

[MunchVids]

i love watching these old videos and seeing comments from not to long ago :)

[luchilenium]

@MunchVids You read my mind.

[emmielociraptor]

Greetings from the English branch of Nerdfighteria! In the UK, Ambrosia is a brand based in Devon that makes custard and various other tinned dairy based desserts. Their tagline is "Devon knows how they make it so creamy....in your pants"

Anyway my point was that ambrosia tastes like custard. But not custard that has been in your pants.

[TheHatOfDestiny]

NINJAS!!

YEAH!

SO USING THIS IN THE ARGUMENT I'M HAVING WITH MY FRIEND!!!

[TehNickMeh]

Rebecca Black stole the beginning of this video...

[abvp257]

@TehNickMeh lmao... epic.

[FlargTheKitty]

I LOVE The Cure!!! It makes me happy that you love them too!!

[sabbathmcfreely]

ninjas because niinjas have one third of a youtube sticom. pirates don't have a third of a youtube show! also, their money comes in scads.

[sabbathmcfreely]

ninjas because niinjas have one third of a youtube sticom. pirates don't have a third of a youtube show!

[lemonice2700]

"Regular fricken ice cream instead of ice cream made out of air and human hope"

I love you John XD

[ernie9224]

If only Rebecca Black's video had come out before this, he would've known what day it was.

[Tripp426]

1:52 haha

[MJlover3307]

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[lemonice2700]

@MJlover3307 I concur!!!

[Exayevie]

I actually started answering the questions to Hank's survey when I watched it... John and I used the very same quote for "how will humans go extinct?" :D

[Purplebow545]

YAYYYYY you want to live in my state!!!!:DD

[AndrewTheChannel]

Wow... John was like a Rabbity when it came to kids..

[chelseariffic]

It still kills me when I got back and watch the first few seasons of The Office before Jim and Pam are together.

[firefox112233445566]

YAY HENRY, also in the video game deus ex, the antidote is called ambrosia and there all fighting over it, its funny :D :D :D

[firefox112233445566]

YAAAY HENRY

[SteveieRay98]

by b day

[pendragonmalasia]

0.o Ive seen both Yeti Hands, and heard her voice... CONSPIRACY THEORY TIME!

[Nani101]

And almost exactly 3 years afterwards, along came Henry Green!!

[Meredithpm13]

I love that you love Pam and Jim

[pinkyb27983]

If John moved to NC, I would faint from happiness!

[JessieLightyear]

Dear Past John,

I'd like you to meet a boy named Henry Green. Meet me in Indiana on January 20, 2010.

Sincerely,

Future John

[GoCubs3425]

TS ELIOT REFERENCE. I love this

[KrustyFrank27]

Somebody named Margo called me right in the middle of this video.

[xlalaxlala]

Ice cream made out of air and human hope. LMAO. <3 You've always been funny.

[doodsrslyWTF]

"Regular frickin' ice cream."

[Vlikeshugs]

Ohmigod, its the yeti's hand!

[aukluk]

The Blind Assassin is one of my favorite books :)

[everydayandrew88]

is that the yeti's hand?

[TrollinTheInterwebz]

I just paused the video and did a little dance. John watches The Office.

One more thing that makes me dance.

[bandnerd29316]

I'm originally from North Carolina!!!! My favorite state by far!

[XkittykatkidX]

I wonder if John would rethink that 'i want 16 babies' now he has Henry...

[juhesihcaaa]

I want that invisibility cloak.

[tlc30001]

Omg my bday is jan 26 :D

[TheNeiraaa]

@tlc30001 Mine too:D

[DatAznGrls]

little did he know about henry green :]

[trailofinklings]

Is that an IRIS dvd in the background?

Like, Korean Drama?

Because that would make my day.

[never1mind0stupid]

Here's a quote by Kurt Vonnegut about babies:

“Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies — ‘God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.’ ”

Okay, so maybe it was FOR babies.

I just thought you might like it.

[delusionaldiminutive]

Is John's wife Sarah "The Yeti"? Is that a pet name he has for her?

[DanPF9]

LOOKING FOR ALASKA, IN YOUR PANTS!

[datWilddRedhead]

is that saying ambrosia actually tastes good??

[KraZyRuskieFilms]

heres a small list i thought of for the In you pants thing...

Brave New World In Your Pants

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy In Your Pants

The Hunt For Red October In Your Pants

One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich In Your Pants

[ManGoesGood]

North Carolina is actually pretty amazing. But I haven't been to Asheville yet. I live in Raleigh

[MarioCort]

20 vid cmnt

[xoiheartmangosxo]

yay! The Office!

[stickyjam1]

my birthday!

[CupcakeRamenCoffee]

@sebentytoo ahahaha!

[elefantenreise]

HENRY GREEN IS BORN ALREADY :)

[an0nim0u51]

And now he has a baby! Yay Henry Green!

[MermaidAntihero1988]

Awesome!! The Cure, Yeah!! :D

[mail12345100]

@supercakelover : lol thats awesome

[SuperCakelover]

in fact...

The Magician's Newphew....in your pants

Prince Caspian....in your pants

and

The Silver Serpent.....in your pants

[SuperCakelover]

The lion, The witch and The wardrobe....in your pants.

[Listersmate2]

Makes me want to read: "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy in my pants!"

[gregzombie819]

The Cure! Lol.

[SebentyToo]

One kid down, 15 more to go.

[climbordie7]

ahahaha air and human hope ice cream! I feel your pain.

[goodmight34]

You are a big fan of the short stories of Margo Lannegan(sp). Gee, I wonder how Margo Roth Spiegelman got her name? :)

[cbp743]

"I don't enjoy brushing my teeth." past john will regret this statement in the future.

[MusicalMadElzEfron]

Ironic that you used the phrase "as you can see" when referring to being invisibility. Yay.

[EmilyLikesStarfish]

i agree, defiantly ninjas :)

[alternativexrainbow]

lovely bones....in your pants.

[VampireHedgehog]

u r geting a baby

[zerokiana]

Oh My GOSH! YES!!! Congratulations!

[ifibreak]

And almost exactly 3 years later (January 20th, 2009 according to the latest vlogbrother video) John Green will have a baby! Well Sarah (The Yeti) will. Yay! =)

[fantasmaglorious]

YOU ARE HAVING A BABY!!!!!!!! congrats :D

[PadfootLivesFree]

Haha another amazing vid. XD And just to put in my 2 cents... NINJAS ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN PIRATES!

[ochoa830]

ice cream made out of air and human hope CLASSIC!

[TheAnonymousViewer]

If you had sixteen babies and named them all Katherine, you would have an abundance of Katherines... sorry. :D

[sunshinegirl2209]

this was made the day before my 20th birthday

[whateverisright48]

".... ice cream made of air and human hope."

LOL!!!

[chaynsaw21]

It's true. People are the cancer of the planet. =(

[nerdgirldrwhofreak]

I Love The Cure!!!!!

DFTBA!!!

[annabuckley012]

We'd love to have you call NC home!

[carolinesnewman]

John Green..little did you know that your survey puppet would precede the money you could be saving with Geico.

you are a true innovator

and to answer the question i know you are asking yourself, yes i did research my claim to verify it. The remake of Somebody's Watchin me was recorded exclusively for the Geico advertising campaign in 2009. 2 years after john green's innovative sock puppets: john:1 geico: 0

[MewBecki]

Very cute. Sorry you don't have a baby yet but at least there's the Dread Pirate Fireball Wilson Roberts. And would it be okay if I used this survey?

[acdcfan7]

attention past john- pam is pregnant with jim ya!

[superbubbleaquapower]

What exactly IS ambrosia? Never asked.

[CuteHoot5706]

ice cream made out of air and human hope...yea.....thats about it.

[OneWickedGryffindor]

"And Pam and Jim hook up"

Okay, that made my morning. Seriously.

[sarcasticAzn77]

The Office is so awesome.

[GrapefruitBubbly]

omg! i love the office!!!!

[anAbundanceOfAmys]

Kurt Vonnegut! I love him! Cat's Cradle is one of my all time favorite books.

[rasselas16]

Baby :)

John needs a baby.

He should adopt one from Nepal.

[scienceblonde19]

oh man.. he said he wanted a baby :O wow the yeti must be all powerful if she can resist that..

[elliebiskeyy]

i LOVE the office too!

[elliebiskeyy]

haha NINJAS!