My name is Dick

[ezezez35]

the guy with the sunglasses it is the crasiest guy i ever saw in my life...

[caseyausherman]

LOL he's hilarious! I wish he had more screen time! He was one of the best parts of the movie!

[2k11bruno]

this is actually the most funniest video EVER!!!!

[BigOldMrKnish]

that's one way to make an exit.

[pillarsofserpents]

This actor is so unknown. And that is a crime. Because he's so great (and I'm not just saying that because this is a funny scene/good movie). He really is awesome.

[SVandBB]

TeeHee xP

[funessn1]

Cuz you gotta have faith!

[ElCanalDelMysterio]

behave

[flygun32]

everytime school starts to really suck, this video gets me going again. CLAAAAASSSSSIC

[PshIamLucifer]

0:48 lololololol

[akabigdaddy100]

this guys saying, fuck you rich ass pompus society. totally agreed. +} humans are humans, get over it.

[SW33TBR33ZY]

@vsbp LOL, thats her mother. but yes, gingers are major whores.

[JazzeandSimon]

Ian Somerhalder <3

[mark24402]

hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah­a

[bellarz]

classic



[luislehder]

haha well Dick looks a lot like Bret Easton Ellis in that scene

[lostalex77]

My name is Cock.

[DarkAngel100101]

his name is Russell Sams. great actor by the way but he doesn't have the recognition he deserves!!!!

[mart270]

Well FUCK YOUUUUUUUU!

And FUCK YOU, And FUCK YOU, And FUCK YOU PRETTY BOY!!!!!!!!!!!

And FUCK YOU ALL VERY MUCH!

[RemusLupo]

seriously....stop asking the drunk guy questions...sometimes people dont learn.

[hamsterboy959]

FUCK you all very much XD

[purplemastermind]

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL LMAO!!!

[osiris8605]

So gay

[BroomDancer2000]

i couldn't breathe the first time i watched this scene! omg!! CLASSIC!

No no no, I will Not leave the table Noooo!!!! haha!

[DessyColdplayHoe]

Gang banging 1 0 1 free bass tutorial..

and oral sex work shop.. lol

Gotta love it..

[martynassukamera]

Its Dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[HorrORFan31191]

great movie.



[FlatOutFucked]

"and fuck yoouuuuuuu prettty boy!"

Such a great scene in the film and the novel. I even laughed when I read it. haha

[dragonizk]

i stopped watching the movie after this scene..... and wound it back again and again for about a twenty times. I never get tired of this scene! it's the best ever!

[uRbattyboy]

LOOOOLLLLL!!!

[Olla181]

LOL that was funny hahahaha

[SkinnyHotFamousRich]

this scene is epic ! ahaha ! basically the whole movie is sick.

''And fuck you all very much!''

He is my soulmate! I act simillar in public.

Not very mature ahaha

[AClumsyCardhouse]

Agreed!

Bang gang 101! LOL.

[designerkitten]

LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is my favourite scene out of every movie ive ever watched

[splitenzfreak1980]

2:07 - 2:22 and 2:25 - 2:28, I nearly died laughing! "Fuck YOUUUU!" Absolute gold!

[chekopacheko]

Have a good one!!!!!!! lol, love this scene

[jesiipaige]

I loveee this movie. XD

[darkman199011]

it's suck's cooooooooockckckck

[billygoyboyII]

@darkman199011 Funniest line in the movie!

[billygoyboyIII]

@darkman199011 Funniest line in the movie!

[originalprankster889]

see description to see name of movie

[gettsenia]

its this a movieee ??? wich movie is it ??? lol

[xxjennydxx]

The Rules Of Attraction

[nic0LE21]

and fuck you all very much! hahaha

[redbullhead]

Words cannot explain how much I love this movie and this scene.

There's been a parallel shift of personality in my life since I first watched it all those years ago.

[effingreat]

@redbullhead "paradigm shift" is the term you're looking for ;)

[felpalla]

this clip is awesome ^^

[DARKSNT13]

it's Dickitaga

[monosound81]

It;s DICK!!!

[crazycris707]

i love this movie

[lolitadrame]

dickkididuda.

[PhilipGuevara1990]

Haven't seen this since it came out. Funny stuff.

[Spike1885]

LOL. so much like me. at times. cept I might be thinking that or.. if I'm really annoyed I'd probally say it, then my mother would kill me... littearly.. and probally get my stupid name she gave me on my tombstone.

[dnbonne]

It's DICK!

[abcdefggghi]

This totally reminds me of my neighbor, Josh. lol

[tiffani187]

gang bang 101....oral sex workshop..

[SebZoso]

LOL. Ciggy...

[0NEVERHIDE0]

i have to say, i randomly came across this movie on tv once, and richard, sorry, DICK was my favourite character :P

[Butt3rz691]

thts shit is mad funny

[hikaru678]

who's this actor? not Ian, the fucked up one?

[shannongurl992]

Russell Sams

[labrabear]

ive seen this like 50 times and i just noticed the shitty piano playing in the background

[jbbeatle]

I have wathed this scene on the dvd about 30 times---gosh I wish I had the nerve to do something that awful in fron of my mother and her friends!!!

[gorbochevy]

so fucking obnoxious but sooooo fucking funny

[worthtalker]

WAT MOVIE IS THIS FROM?????

[GMR619]

the rules of attraction.

[GMR619]

sucks CAAAAACK.

[mart270]

Well FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCC­CKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUU­UUUUUU. And FUCK YOU. And FUCK YOU PRETTY BOY!!!!!!!! And FUCK YOU all very much!!!!!!!

[froggiejoggie]

This scene happen to be my all time favorite because this guy played so well to this role where he sounded so hilarious when he had to say to all people. Well as for Dick and not for Richard.

I honesty think he a great actor. If i were to direct a movie and need someone like him, I'd pick him in good roles.

[ShiverWhite]

great XDDDDD

[madmikeF]

LOL. That was hilarious.

[moonrice555]

He's right, though. College DOES suck cock.

[madmikeF]

Yeah and homework really sucks.

[moonrice555]

Amen!

[tinafallet]

this is very LOL. haha like this scene

[lauraiveswelch]

ahahahahahahahaha!

[emogurl03]

LOL.....this scene always makes me laugh =D He is funny. Does dick/richard come on any other movies i think he's HOT!!!

[XInvida]

Hah! I came on Youtube to see if this clip of the movie was here. Tada. This scene makes me giggle.

[Seannaholic]

I love this movie haha "Its Dick!"

[lamehelpline]

yeah! seriously this was the best part of the movie...also when that chick killed herself!

[brutalhowl]

this film was awesome, but that 3mins stole it!

[foxpawz]

hahahaha i love it when ppl just go crazies.

[BrentleChaos]

hahahhahhahahaahaha god dammit i love this scene SOOOO much! epic shit right here! this movie is so amazing.

[towerofdave]

wellll fuck YOUUUUUUUUUUUU and uck YOUUUUUUUUU and FUCK YOOOOOUUUUU PRETTY BOY!!

[KnivesMonroe]

Boone and Locke's mother? wtf!!!

[Jatelover]

Hahaha, yeah I konw. lol.

[billydeeuk]

Who is Richard's mother?

[LambdaBoi]

Hideous overacting. If he pulled back just a little, this would've been sublime. Subtleties make it so much funnier.

[LickMyCuntMoFo]

I call my son Richard, Dick.......

[emo777monster]

fucking hilarious! one of the best scenes of all time!

[4EVERCHELSEA]

SUCKS COCK!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!

[biedronkasrajducha]

Have a good one! xD

[emileetracy]

this actor NAILED the scene.

i'm a HUGE Bret Easton Ellis fan... and Dick was cast perfectly.

[replikant0101]

is that ryan phillipe?

[ineeddrlove]

HAH HA HAH HA that was funny. and who is that guy with the "eyebrows".

[bishalkt]

ian somerhalder from "lost"

[ultravirgin]

are u talking about the one who he referred to as pretty boy? if so, i think his anme is like ian somerhalder or something

[reverendrex]

Easily the funniest scene in the film

[maxfrisch23]

diiiick. you heard me! dick!

[TemplarReturns]

It sucks coooooooooooock.

[dracoman325]

lol that was awsome!!!! and dick is so f'n hot!

[G9saywhat]

hahaha i love this scene so much.

Dick did an awesome job

Great movie.

[shotgunangel13]

He's my hero!

[Bl4ckM4gic037]

mmm..ciggy. lol i watch this when i need cheering up.

[UROXZMYSOXZ]

ohh me too.

and I also cheer people up by saying...

"Its sucks cocckkkkkkk k k k!"

[kalebt]

dick is hot

[onesexyjock]

Ian looks so pretty with his long eyelashes!

[UROXZMYSOXZ]

KAITLYN S. if you are watching...

I lookforawrd to more reciting these lines in drama class!!!! HAHAHAH

=) it sucks cocccccccccccccccccckk k k k

hahaha

[candyman200300]

delicious!!!!!!! loved it!=))))))

[carltoncuse]

amazing!

[graceslickiscool]

holy shit dick is crazy.

[Sladey69]

Was my favourite book at uni - loved the film too. This scene had me on my knees in the cinema I was laughing so much. My mate, who was with me, disowned my bad self!

[UROXZMYSOXZ]

ahh jezz I LOVE this part! It make the movie!

=) favorie part fersuree!

[Kiishu123]

I would like to read and see how the author described it in the book.Not as good as this I think

[bitchass55555]

Not what I expected from the book. Overacting.

[DaViDoOBDG]

hahahaha

[janniaa]

love this scene :D :D

[4Loki]

hilarious, love it

[jaysummer]

IT SUCKS COOOOOOOOOCK!!!!!!

[jamesbrennand]

that's the best part =D

[acetvr6]

lol

[drankthemilkup2]

this is amazing..

[LSD25Girl]

hes such an asshole gay guy lol :D

[LSD25Girl]

too funnyy

[kalebt]

i liked it and i thought it was really funny

[bitchass55555]

I just finished reading that passage, and I have to say: this is not how I imagined Richard to act. This was terrible. Overacting.

[STEAKEGGSANDCHIPS]

brilliant

[duty22]

jaja 'dick' was brilliant in this jaja- like his sarcasm...jaja

[NeverDieAgain79]

@ 1:39-41:

"Well...how are you liking that, 'Dick'?" [Sips from straw in semisexual-looking way]

[ghosties]

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­Y? no gasp no gasp no gasp no gasp no

[alexapetersen]

lol. i love dick.

i'd tap it.

[codebreaker2001]

They should do a sequel that follows just Dick. Seriously, he's a memoriable character, even for two scenes.

[TheVampiressAngel]

lol i totally agree Dick is such a funny character!

[cloudiance]

* randombly bangs the next table* Have a good one!!

[TralalaDooDaDoo]

best

[ccdoesitbetter]

lol I never get sick of this video, FUCK YOU PRETTY BOY!

[325e36]

i almost shit my pants the first time i saw this scene:D so fun it's sick:D

[djpakovega]

Well..... fuck uuUUuUuUuUUuuUUUUUUUUUU

[supremevilbeing]

lmfao

[tiffani187]

best scene in movie....and fuck u all very much!

[skinwalkerxxx]

I laughed so hard on that scene when I saw that film. I was like "is this guy insane, depressed, high or all of it that he has to show his gayness for all to see"

[ladichucktaylor]

IT SUCKS COCK!!!!!!!LMAO!!!!!8O

[amatoanima]

AH I LOVE THIS!

DUDE this guy has one of the best Monologues EVER.

[ZooeyLight]

Hahah!

[ahutsonsooner]

free base tutorial

[jlward86]

And FUCK YOU AAALLL VERY MUCH!!!

[dpollice]

i absolutely have to read the book.recently i was flipping a bit through "The Informers" and the two mothers in this scene reminded me of some parents in the book, who were actually shocked by their children's behaviour but just too full of valium and other pills to care. Bret Easton Ellis at his best!

[clariSHINEtt]

I will nooooot leaveeeee the tableeeeeeee!!!!

LMAO! ;) jajaja

[rdobnja]

and fuck you pretty boy

[Bondbitch]

Whhhhhyyyy.

[BachFong11]

Best scene in entire movie..

[Bondbitch]

Agreed!

[dirtybootssamantha]

best scene in the film.

[Mveculous]

it sucks coooooooooooock.

[svgjen]

This is the funniest scene ever. It never gets old.

To anyone asking why or not getting this part, it's Bret Easton Ellis, there's no point, stop looking! Accepting it is much easier on the brain.

And yes he's drunk and the mothers are horrified by his behaviour even though they're popping pills like candy. It's ironic.

[username42936432]

Excellent.

[marizzle820]

my name is dick!

[watanabe3435]

ciggy

[lawlnyc]

lol i love this scene. it's the best.

[reservoir]

I do like it too but I dont get the point... I mean... why they include this guy (Dick) in the movie :S

[kacekace]

takes a real man to play dick..i havent watched this movie before and someone should upload this whole movie here..what is this scene abt?

[florinx2007]

F**k you all very much! hehehehe!

[phoonie]

"it sucks cooooooooooock!"

haha. genius.

[Serpico69]

"oral sex workshop..." best scene from the entire movie

[jxwz]

dick that is a cool ass name

the name is gay but is cool

[excorcist85]

best scene ever!!!!!!

[pyropower]

i never got this part. whats wrong with dick

[Seylin]

He's drunk.

[nickboy333]

I never understood if the 2 women are actually laughing with him or are honestly bothered

[Serpico69]

I always thought they were actually bothered by him, both in the book as in the movie