Family Guy - Allstate

[RenjiAbariZK13]

Get to a better state, State Farm!

[imadude113]

It woulda been funnier if the creature from the black lagoon came out and mauled him

[gtaclevelandcity]

Are you in good hands?

[MaxamillianArturo]

Another nigger president

[YourMainBro]

@MaxamillianArturo fucking racist cunt

[MaxamillianArturo]

@YourMainBro Hahahaha

[DontPanic42Towel]

Kermit: Yeah, it's back the way ya came *ch-chick*

[XGamingNerdX]

Are you in good hands? Haha! xD

[MrIvanKite]

Hey! Mace Windu is in a suit!

[HypnoSwag]

I don't know, I feel pretty threatened by him. He just leers at you...

[royals1985brett]

No, I really do like those commercials with the Black Guy. Even though hes just talking about Car insurance, i still listen

[planetary109]

Love the part where he says "Non-threatening black spokesperson" I just cracked up laughing!

[indyfan22k]

@planetary109 ME too !! LOL

[Badgaldinger]

@YouthStoner Bear Grylls!

[YouthStoner]

Day 12 searching for @endpoems comment, consitering drinking my own urine.

[radujko]

david fucking palmer!!!

[ValentineWolfe666]

heh, i think it woulda been better if Ryan O'Reilly had done something similar. eh, Ryan RULES! espescially as a thin sheet of ice lol! oh i could watch that over and over... if only i knew where to find the damned thing anymore. eh i fail at a lot... no i fail at everything.

[ForgottenOnex]

Obama?

[rawrleo33]

MEANWHILE, AT THE LEGION OF DOOM...

[TheBarfingCats]

And the search for endpoem begins

[chrisevslee13]

this right here is every allstate commercial

[bitchingood]

Are you in good hands?

[CycloneOsbourne2]

They didn't air this on tv but only on the CD.Due to copyright

[ValiantNoobTube]

David Palmer for the fucking win.

[TheHouseOfSlytherin]

-_-

[gaimafolife29]

@UnicornsRGhetto "an" arrow to the knee

[2010Atomix]

Are You in Good Hands

[ThisisSigma200]

its weird how people say white people are racist when these days black people make fun of our dick sizes and how "white people are puny"

[flipmode51]

@ThisisSigma200 that is so ignorant and untrue have u seen MANswers?

[ThisisSigma200]

@flipmode51 Vagina, there you go.

[Omgpankeks]

I'm offensive and I find this black.

[iHateThisShirt]

@Omgpankeks nope

[UncleSpankification]

I'm a non-threatening black spokesperson, and I'm offended.

[Degenerate94]

@CODWAL12DEN I use to take an arrow in the knee, then I stop playing skyrim.

[Techtronic91]

@weirdguy777 and @megabigboi9999, @endpoem is allowed an opinion the same as anyone else and you have made it obvious by your uncalled-for use of cursing that you have low self esteem and this is not the place to unload that. As for @megabigboi9999, you obviously have an issue with your sexuality that you need to deal with. Just remember, you brought this on yourself and a simple opinion does not warrant misteatment :P

[endpoem]

@mega You have to be gay to watch Glee? Then I can't watch it... Merry Christmas bro

[Dreadlocktopus]

That is Allstate's stand.

[robokilla586]

Are you in good hands?

[ThatsMrUniponyToYou]

Something about his voice is just so....

Non-threatening.

[Kannebas]

@ThatsMrUniponyToYou - Apparently you didn't see Major League. It's very bad to take Jobu's rum.

ಠ_ಠ

It's very bad...

[samsherbert]

Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there! With a new X Wing!

[CODWAL12DEN]

i used to have allstate, but then i got an arrow to the knee

[nrgman2014]

why dos the top comment have 666 likes?....well not anymore 667 likes hehehe

[videogamer172]

HE DIDNT SAY ARE YOU IN GOOD HANDS!!!!!!!

[SPARTAN9999999991]

@videogamer172 He didn't say you aren't either.

[MA5T3RCH33F131]

How did i get here from a Skrillex video?

[K1ll3rRaz0r]

Do you remember the time when you shot that Chinese woman? Or when you called the cops on the ice cream parlor when they forgot to put sprinkles on your ice cream? Allsate remembers. We will tell everyone

Now go buy some goldfish.

[digHeMan]

Left 4 Dead 2.

[Draco77x]

i got here from minecraft?

[flipmode51]

i dont understand the "non-threatening black person" bit?

[ikickz00]

@flipmode51 then ur black

[flipmode51]

@ikickz00 well no shit!...my comment is emphasizing how ignorant all these other comments are...the media and non-black society perceive "non threatening" as acting white or more like them. There are plenty of intelligent black people, many of whom have graduated from a 4 year college who speak just like snoop or jay-z...Get a fuckin clue!....and yes im black and your obiously either a self-hating black or a person who deep down thinks they are better than blacks..either way i dont give a shit.

[Manjencic]

@flipmode51 ok we obv fucking know that, we dont let family guy teach us our values and beleifs, go troll somewhere else

[flipmode51]

@Manjencic whoa! dont confuse yourself, one individual as representing every family guy fan across the planet. The truth is that many people DO indeed let the media shape their values and beliefs. Little kids watch family guy before they are exposed to other cultures and the only understanding they have of other cultures is what they see on the family guy or south park. No I dont believe the creators are racist but I do believe that these shows have an affect on racials perceptions in America.

[caitlinjhnsnx3]

@Manjencic i agree with you both..many people can appreciate the humor in this show though racism, undoubtedly, will always continue to be an issue.

[captainmorgan757]

@flipmode51 take a trip through the ghetto once.

[Masken1312]

@captainmorgan757 we got a zoo where i live, so no thx

[excalibur183]

@flipmode51 They're lampooning the Allstate spokesperson, who was cast, I would say, due to his voice.

[JE843TV]

THUMBS UP if you noticed he didnt say are you in good hands

[THEgrandPOOPbah]

This guy needs to be friends with Obama... Imagine how awesome that would be

[iLoveMy98CHEVY]

so i guess "Are you in good hands?" at the end would have been the straw that broke the camel's back for copyright infringement?

[nordor222]

DAM NATURE U SCARY

[endpoem]

@wierdguy777 Ok I will and congrats on being the first predictable response.

[endpoem]

Hey McFarlane try focusing on making funny material instead of trying to insult every demographic/thing.

[wierdguy777]

@endpoem dude just shut it i will admit sometimes family guy is offensive but if you dont like it go f@#$ yourself

[LiloPelakai]

@wierdguy777 mature, like a typical Family Guy fan

[MegaBigboi9999]

@endpoem shut up u dumb fuck if you dont like it go watch glee you gay boy

[banan14kab]

They should of gotten Dennis Hayesbert to voice this.

[mahamudkhan]

hold 7

[Andrew030599]

I used to have allstate......then I took an arrow to the knee

[TheGarbageQuiltGirl]

This show is too racist sometimes.

[Alastarr1]

@TheGarbageQuiltGirl I was about to say "This person is too stupid sometimes" Then I saw it was a girl, and I was like "ooooh, ok, makes sense now"

[RamirezRoyalty]

@TheGarbageQuiltGirl Allstate has a commercial with four black guys cursing and talking slang, yet this is edgy or even racist?! When my car insurrance is funnier then my cartoon shows there's a problem.

[Qaasim830]

How old is that nigga 58 He was on TV when I was 25 !!!!!!!!!

[swishola]

hmm.... not that funny

[kaham1993]

i never saw this one before

[Alastarr1]

Skyrim brought me here

[PoorKidEdits]

@Alastarr1 You're gonna take an arrow to the knee.

[renjikuchiki1]

my guess is they didn't air it because Allstate didn't want it to, so they probably threatened a lawsuit

[xKazolas]

Non-Threatening black spokesman =D

[bankofamer]

i used to land knee deep in trouble, then i took an arrow to the knee

[SwagginBoy]

ARE YOU IN GOOD HANDS???

[thewewguy8t88]

u know what i think would have been funny and awsome if they actully got dennes hesbert or whatever his name the guy who played president plamer in 24 to actully voice this scene.

[yeayeayea76]

I used to tell people how to spell and teach them correct grammar over the internet, then I took an arrow to the knee

[Trashcansam123]

@yeayeayea76 That joke used to be funny and new, then it took an arrow to the knee.

[majicman480]

I_ o I_

[CaptainAlliance]

Lol

[amidget159]

"So get All-State, so you'll have coverage from all sorts of mayhem. Like me."

That's how it goes, right?

[keshafureverrr]

thumbs up if it stoppedc at proffesional service

[nholt]

I just saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to Gieco

[dirtymushroom2]

ummm...in the thumbnail the dude was white

[masternachos]

Well, there are two likely reasons they didn't air it:

Time.

Using a 'real' company's name costs money.

[WestSide4Lyfe07]

@masternachos Using a 'real' company that is actually popular and making money's name would cost a pretty quarter.

[cyberruler5487]

who else is randomly going through Family Guy clips

[HydraWolf1]

@cyberruler5487 Your mother.

[yungmoney922]

@cyberruler5487 meeeeeeeeeeeeee

[abductodude]

@cyberruler5487 You got the ultimate top comment.

I hate you.

[johnnydrumcover]

Who else notices the carcass of the Gieco money guy in the background?

[undagrin]

@johnnydrumcover Thats an x-wing from star wars

[cwilsonvip]

@johnnydrumcover That's supposed to be the crashed car in the swamp. Duh.

[Sldrs64]

They need Mayhem now!!!!!!!!

[DesertDragon96]

Are you in good hands?

[axeinator147]

nigguh we need that down here in florida

[6969mayhem]

Im sorry i did not see this on something something darkside

[jakassme]

thumbs up if you came hear from a condom commerical

[roflcat100]

thumbs down if you hate people who insert thing to get thumbs up here (i dont want thumbs up so dont thumb me up thumb those people down)

[neji790]

He wasn't in good hands

[HighTrollerz]

did I just find a GOOD quality family guy clip that ISN'T in German!?

[LtAce150]

@HighTrollerz yes, yes you did

[snakesrule5]

@HighTrollerz check the sky for flying pigs. i think a miracle has occured.

[MrMagnarock]

@HighTrollerz yes..yes you did

[4everkyleandkatie]

are you in good hands cause if u arent ur dead

[BOBgoesBOOM]

David Palmer!!!

[MontanaHockey91]

I would like to hear a real good Dennis Haysbert impersonation.

[CousinStudios4]

speaking of non-threatening black spokesperson, did anyone notice that everyone on those Everest Institue commercials is black and yelling at the camera?

[ThatHauntFreak2]

@CousinStudios4

YES. So annoying!!! And you know right after they filmed the commercial, they went home and got high.

[CousinStudios4]

@ThatHauntFreak2 yeah, probably. because they never really 'made the call'

[LedWolf7]

trolling is like being justin bieber... you can try your hardest (or not) at what you do, travel everywhere see a bunch of different people good and bad. and have people say they hate your entire being. but in the end...WHO GIVES A FUCK?! This Is Youtube, Not jersey shore! the last thing I want to see when I come here, is a couple of kids Bitch at each other.

"non threatening black spokes person"

[LostMusicalMeanings]

@LedWolf7

But you forgot one thing,YOUTUBE IS ON THE INTERNET!!!

DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN

[LedWolf7]

@LostMusicalMeanings True True...look see how we agree

[MuRdOc123456]

I'm actually with Allstate.

[Pokeathlon]

The only thing funnier than the video is the children trying to troll. Go back to sucking mommy's nipple while its still warm.

[battousaicrescent]

*yawn*

[hghgsssssssfdddddddd]

lol there's a bunch of comments from little fat kids

[SeanDaPaulSeh]

I RUINED THE TOP COMMENT MUAHAHAHA

[wafflemonster8]

Hey........ SHUT UP.

VVVVVV

[dwpride]

@Cravingskies1 HAHAHA FAGGOT!!! ROFL!!!

[naughtydawg300]

22 people arent in good hands..

[Retrofanatic10]

All State's that stand , in good hands you are. Mhmm hmm hmm.

[WhyImAwsome]

ARE YOU IN GOOD HANDS :D

[ChristianATL2010]

Great Now i Have to Find telam92 Comment

[a13lom]

@ChristianATL2010 mind letting me know what he said? i don't want to scroll

[ChristianATL2010]

@a13lom it got deleted

[EnjoiCholder]

i like catz

[SOAD4593]

@EnjoiCholder ur not getting a thumbs up

[LOCKJAWVENOM]

Holy shit. I can’t find a video without trolls fighting it out these days! who givez ah crapp abbout gramer?? It really doesn't matter! All you people better stop fighting, because someday you WILL learn to love... but that might be when you're 86 years old in a death bed surrounded by loved ones. Life is short. Can we all just get along? Yes, I agree Telam is an asshole, he is a troll and he started this all. I really don't care if you respond to this because I'm LEAVING. Peace out.

[rothaga2]

@LOCKJAWVENOM

Grammar*

[dwpride]

@Blitzkrieg8492 faggot geek

[Cravingskies1]

@dwpride FAGGOT FAGGOT EW YOUR SO GAY YOU FAT UGLY HOMO! SUCK SOME MORE DICK YOU UGLY EMO FAGGOT!!!

[dwpride]

@Cravingskies1 get those dicks out your mouth

[Cravingskies1]

@dwpride I don't have dicks in my mouth

[dwpride]

@Cravingskies1 you would know faggot!!

[Cravingskies1]

@dwpride Obviously I would know, since there are no penises in my mouth. Jokes on you, faggot.

[ShadowsWrath0]

@Cravingskies1

ಠ_ಠ

...Excuse me, I have to go drink. A lot.

[Blitzkrieg8492]

@dwpride Kinda like this douche right here XD!!

[a13Xify]

@Blitzkrieg8492 haha i was hoeping they kould help me corekt my gramer

[g2geo94]

@a13Xify I think a lesson in spelling might be necessary first.

[reghin79]

@Blitzkrieg8492

I came here because the final two - three seasons of Family Guy were so immemorable that I can't tell which episode this clip belongs to.

[ascottcarter]

Look down there, at the f**ks I don't give..

[GOllumboy101]

"Are you in good hand?"

[Meatstick731]

Oh they left out the "are you in good hands?" part... just pointing that out.

[SixtyNineWoodstock]

On this day, 11/14/2011, there was a comment on this video that didn't have to do with grammar. And that would be this one. In other words, 11/14/2011- Not one shit was given on that day. Let us bow our heads in remembrance.

[illChypher]

this telam kid

[Vernonu9]

LMAO @ non threatening black person.

[josephpschuster]

19 people are not in good hands.

[GreenGearMood]

OMFG I'M SEARCHING IN THE COMMENTS BOX FOR SOMETHING THAT ISN'T RESPONSE TO ANOTHER COMMENT.

AND I FAILED.

[MrJulianclove]

@GreenGearMood found one! this one! lol

[RHVids100]

@GreenGearMood yep, but more people will just keep responding *trollface*