You're Not Funny.

[myfuzzyballs9]

I FUCKING SHIT MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!! WT-FORK?

[PrincessZeldaxLink]

@qtpie4ev759 me too!

[MrTromboner2]

yep i just shit myself

[qtpie4ev759]

I remember when I was an innocent 6th grader, and then I listened to this non-stop, and was able to recite this off of the top of my head, and then started swearing.

[PizzaPiea]

My dad is one of those types of people.. And I laugh, cause I FEEL like I have to. -.-

[murphydpeace]

wth did his friend say?

[MrThatkorean]

I do that all the time

[Knusperschoklis]

this is what grind my gears!

[Pitbull5445]

oh FLuffee, will your coffee EVER taste good?

[d0mdomshop]

i do that 2 teachers

[orangesodaboy1]

who laaughed at non funny dude joke cuz it was so stupid

[MyThirdUserAccount]

INTERNET FIGHTZ!!! i wanna play tooo

opening insult: Poppycock.

[killerr721]

at 2:11 fluffee farts (use head phones)

[killerr721]

im waring shorts not pants

[kitlow91]

hahaha!!!! 2:20 is haaa-larious!!

[chendrim197]

2:28 his tounge looks like a dick..... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[EliteGamer1997]

@chendrim197 You're not funny. *SERIOUS FACE*

[chendrim197]

@EliteGamer1997 your not funny either you fucken moron

[EliteGamer1997]

@chendrim197 I wasn't trying to be. Who's the moron now... Oh, and you spelled "you're" wrong and "fucking" wrong....

[chendrim197]

@EliteGamer1997 dude your a fucken idiot im not writing a fuckin esay im talkin to some fag on youtube 

[EliteGamer1997]

@chendrim197 So why do you only talk like a real person when you're writing an essay? Why not do it all the time so it at least seems like you're smarter than a four year old?

[chendrim197]

@EliteGamer1997 to save time no duh........

[EliteGamer1997]

@chendrim197 Well what are you gonna do with those extra 2 seconds?

[chendrim197]

@EliteGamer1997 fuck a girl

[EliteGamer1997]

@chendrim197 Whats the matter? Can't stand being shown up by somebody? You mad because your mother can't hold your hand right now? It's alright. Oh wait, no it's not.

[chendrim197]

@EliteGamer1997 dude your a fucken cock sucker first of all my mom is disabled second of all im twelve third of all i did not get ' shown up'

[EliteGamer1997]

@chendrim197 So, because your mother is disabled you want me to feel bad for you? I don't. For her I do, but not for you. And you want me to feel bad becasue you're only twelve? No, maybe next time you shouldn't start something you can't finish. Oh, and yes. You did get 'shown up.'

[chendrim197]

@EliteGamer1997 i dont think i know anyone in the world that says 'shown up' anymore. btw i dont want you to feel bad about my mother i said that because your ignorent ass told me 'You mad because your mother can't hold your hand right now?'

and you should feel like a fucken idiot trying to diss a twelve year old cause your probly a 37 year old low life. Oh and how does it feel to be 'shown up' by a twelve year old.

[EliteGamer1997]

@chendrim197 I'm fourteen. And how does it feel to have a retarded mother?

[chendrim197]

@EliteGamer1997 really.......

[chendrim197]

@EliteGamer1997 Your fucken insensitive! Its not her fault you piece of shit dont you understand what could she fucken do about it she was born with it. You should not judge people if they have a problem that they cant control.

[chendrim197]

@EliteGamer1997 you should be ashamed of yourself. I dont give a fuck what you say about me.But how do you have the heart to pick on a women who had to go threw a war and walk for 7 days strait while being 6 months pregnant.Who also could not go to school ever because of her disablitity. SHAME i dont want you to feel bad but i hella dont want you to her retarded.YOU BETTER BE PRAYING THE REST OF YOUR FUCKEN LIFE BECAUSE THIS WILL ABOVE ANYTHING WILL TAKE YOU TO HELL!

[EliteGamer1997]

@chendrim197 This all could have been avoided.

[bpomatto]

@EliteGamer1997 you are fucking sad my friend you really are you make fun of kids IM FUCKING 40 AND I DON'T LIKE THIS besides SHUT UP ALREADY and leave chendrim197 alone k 14 year old now GET OFF YouTube and rethink your life

[EliteGamer1997]

@bpomatto Maybe you should get off Youtube and get laid.

[bpomatto]

@EliteGamer1997 you win this round....

[EliteGamer1997]

@bpomatto Thank you, now are we done? Because I get nothing out of this and I would like to stop.....

[bpomatto]

@EliteGamer1997 yes

[EliteGamer1997]

@EliteGamer1997 Ahh, thank you. Now i can go do something besides make fun of little kids, which I hate to do, like actually watch a video.

[sparklypompoms]

2:20 He looks like a bunny! <3

[migueledwards47]

0:07 really creep me right the fuck out no shit lmfao

[Docterdave1010]

@pokexpert2000 it was a joke dude. Lighten up. It wasn't even supposed to be that funny. So don't say "you're not funny" you will not be laughing later on.

[3000awesome1]

UR NOT FUNNY JUST SHUT UP

[Docterdave1010]

YOURE NOT FUNNY.

[pokexpert2000]

@Docterdave1010 shut the hell up.just dont laugh

[SpongebobsABoss]

ahahahahahhaahaahahhaahaahahaa­hhaahaaa your videos are hilarious! I'm trying to eat lucky charms but that isnt very easy while watching one of your videos :D

[vincemartinez60]

i know what u mean

[iluvgirr87]

LOL im not funny but know it im only funny cuz i make a fool outta mu self mi like tripping or falling or acting retarded LOL I LUV YUHH

[anewM3THOD]

how did fluffee know when to pull the phone away?

[renkdreas101]

I TOTALLY HATE THAT!!!!!!!!!! i ESPECIALLY HATE WHEN I MAKE A FUNNY JOKE AND THE GUY JUST SAYS THE SAME EXACT THING AND STARTS LAUGHING.IM LIKE: "funny joke"

and the guys like "funny joke PENIS" and i just look at him and he won't stop laughing. thumbs up if this happened to you

[FonixFire]

I hate people who have a funny laff and when u laff at there laff they thank ur laffing at there joke

[dorkwithoutafork]

I'm one of these people.

[littlebitwonky]

fluffay is da shit

[golbert1993]

ur not funny

[thehornetsbig3]

i didnt laugh #NIGGAFACE. ha i bet this comment will get more laughs then this gay ass video.

[3metal4life1]

@thehornetsbig3 ummm no fluffee is funnier.

[PrayAngelicDemon]

That moment when you use your right hand to slap someone but you hit their face with your left hand... 1:20

[EPICTRANSFUSION]

dont look at this comment your missing the video

[TehPersianKid]

i had a boner in the beginning of the video, then i was the lady... now my boner is gone

[TravisRunecaper]

122 people arnt funny

[BoredumBringsTalent]

2:26, nuff said

[thbegbergf]

wtf fluffee

[octivenote]

ahhhh :,( I feel warm stuff in my trousers...

[ryankanera2]

OMG the second made me shit again

[ashleighmartin09]

Good thing I was looking at the comments when the freaky lady popped up......

[ManlyHamster1]

@ashleighmartin09 xD same

[bleedmeh2death]

@ashleighmartin09 how did u kno it was a freaky lady then

[123ArcticIce321]

@ashleighmartin09 45trew32 lol i was just reading your comment when it popped up :<)

[TheJashinTV]

the scream scared me tho

[ELBON6]

i didnt scare me it was just a fat bitch

[guesswhatiforgot]

hahhah dont change ur intro!!

[144missylove]

i love your intro so you shouldn't change it :)

[mjnzac]

what did FLuffee's friend say?

[rocko439]

Me and my friend where watching this and right we he was calling his friends phone rang :0

[Ariakas7708]

1:58 neds a "cold as Ice" replay :D

[lordn35]

hate it when top comment start with "thumbs up if..." like jessus hungry shut up top comments are awsome . "thumbs up if..." u agree

[SmartBella8]

Fuck you fluffeee. I'm crying that black guy scared the he'll out of me and I fell of my bed. U horrible.I am cracking up man.

[xxxTheDoomxxx]

We should go on chat roulette and have people tell us jokes, then be like, *WTF FACE* "You're not funny."(:

[WillRemainUknown]

The joke his friend made was:

"Wanna hear a dirty joke?

a boy fell in the mud now that's a dirty joke haha."

[wolfcassy2010]

theres this gurl at my school and she doesnt like me so she talkes shit about my boyfriend and i and she comes up to me sometimes and calls me a whore and then laughs... i want to laugh because shes talking shit to the people that are on my side so when she leaves everyone breaks out laughing i love it!!!! she needs to leave me be...:P (or get hit by a bus....jk)

[ImTotallyDrawn]

but i cant do that to myself

[Mrnotagenius]

At the start of the video, i guess im lucky for deciding to read the top comments before the video was playing. No, they didnt tell me about the screamer. I was SO interested in the comments it didnt scare me too much.

[ImTheSupahNinja]

i would so make that face at my friends and say 'your not funny' but i cant..theyll have the 'wtf' face and ill smile XD

[eonalate112]

I hate how the top comment on this video ends with "Thumbs up if..."

[koldciller991]

look at this pen its pointy like my penis

[cd2cazk]

That guys tongue looks like a penis look at it at 2:30 and pause it and look at his tongue.

[mufasa404]

oh young fluffee :3

[NCRRanger108]

@mufasa404 he looked so different compare this to his latest video

[sssSaramikeyzzz]

what was the joke?

[mybeingrandom]

This was uploaded on my birthday :)

[RyanBuczekk]

i sooo called both of those



[2iluvselenagomez]

Ooohh i love fluffee! Hes hilarious!!!! Ahaha but yes i do know one of those people :| ......and I had nooo idea what your friend said o.O

[Andrianka12]

im the person that laughs while telling the joke :S i cant help it :(

[xBrandon2236x]

your wicked

[WillRemainUknown]

His epic face "you're not funny". lol

[L3XAY]

Fluffee i have to tell ya I FREAKING LOVE YOU seriously though your videos are hilarious, and yes he laughed after. xD wow

[EpicPandaBear1]

i tried the whole "fuck u" face when my non-funny friend person who isnt rlly a friend person......yeah shut up........ and i got hit in the arm BAD FLUFFEE >:o

[ellebolle1]

The intro made me cry. During the video I pulld myself together, but then you made me cry again.

[xoxopuppies12xoxo]

It's kind of rude, i laugh cuz I wana be polite

[spencerreidfan01]

i think your really funny and really cute i hate to say it but ur funnier then jim carrey

[joehsimpson]

i had a friend who copied all my jokes and sometimes made up his on material but very rarely and this one time he did his mum and my mum faked a laugh and he was like i should be a comedian its funny how they want to be funny but they aren't

[TheGoogoospider]

AH AHH AHHHHHHHHHH

[samcheslyn]

good lad. i enjoyed watching your expressions and opinions. who noes how i got here xxxx\

[gall140]

literally shat myself at the intro.

[chocomintpaste]

thank you i had a heart attack 

[eeg10]

Man, I actually thought the pen thing was pretty funny.

[princesskellyk]

the beggining wasnt really scary and then i got freaked out at the end

[lightThatcherry]

haha fluffy even when you tried making that lame pencil penis joke...it sounded so fucking hilarious..

[RiskDisk23]

Seriously change ur pants you smelll like shit LMAO

[luckystar123451]

OH MY FUCKING GOD ROSIE SHAVE YOUR CHEST YOU MAN THING BITCH WHORE MALE PROSTITUTE SLUT GROSS OMFG THATS SCARRING! :P

[df57524]

thats weird when he said NO and i thought he was gonna slap him with his right hand but instead he slaped him with his left hand XD

[mermaids4ever00]

your so fucking funny

[TheAlexandra211]

This taste like liquid shit! Lmao xD

[saintrykon]

well...i feel worse now

[sephirothD2]

It's funny, I've been using the same pants 3 days ago, maybe he is right. Maybe I should change my pants...

[JayBlaze69420]

How'd he slap himself?!

[Sidhu03]

anybody know what his friend said on the phone?

[benwolfe3500]

I'd like tonsay that to my priest.

[deadguy775]

right hand turns into left hand during middle of slap! YEEEEEEAAAAAA!!!

[rista34]

im totally the guy that isnt funny because he laughs so hard at his jokes that he cant finish then

[nitrojoe9]

the problem is after you tell them they arent funny, they always say the same thing. oh come on im funny that was hilarious

[HungryForSomeHommus]

I hate how the top comments start with "thumbs up if..."

[Meliekmilkz]

@HungryForSomeHommus The irony is strong with this one.JK

[policepoo1]

@HungryForSomeHommus Thumbs up if you agree... oh wait

[LittleMINTY69]

@HungryForSomeHommus I love how you didnt say thumbs up if before hate how :D

[xxx772255]

@HungryForSomeHommus hey one ended like that! That's a good start.

[STUNTMAN360IVANM]

wut did his friend say

[xSmellTheRainbowx]

1:09 i totally used tha phrase on my friend when she told me a horrible joke, the same way fluffeesaid it! :D

haha...haha...thats a gooood one o-o

[ghetto127erick]

0:07 R.I.P earphones.

[lizyah1]

im not changing pants there spongebob and there my pj`s

[montagemayhem555]

swings right arm and gets hit by a left hand. WHAT?!

[Puglover122]

Wait. People though this blonde wig was his hair? That is funny!

[maniakoule]

at 1:06 he says "MY PENIS!!" 

[halogod62]

YOU DON LIKE MY COKA COLA PANTS! FUCK YOU!!!!! lol jk i do love these coka cola pants tho >:3 so dont fuck with them

[phillips5130]

hange yo intro man ....make it more scarier pal

[MsZeeDoubleU]

he lifted his right arm, and then slapped himself with his left!

[IJJosh]

how did he smack himself

[tadaki7]

hahahaha, "you're not funny." XD

[PS3LAND]

@tadaki7 yes he is.

[MadGameBoy]

wow where did all these videos come from?

[Showbert1]

Yes He Did Laugh

[zombiehead911]

Thumbs up if you think you need to change my pants

[kimy75390]

lol i bet his friend felt stupid when he watched this video.

[ODST9119]

my pants are full of liquid shit

[zacinhd]

i like how he slapped himself with the wrong hand haha

[TheMaxxx121]

when u made the expression of funny i almost felt on the floor laughing eehehe

[Iamfemaleandihavacok]

I laughed so hard at your face!! Youre ust like all serious like O.O No.

[xUPzClanLeader]

yes

[monstergirl67]

Thumbs up!!

I -3 haters

[ANINJAKITTY09]

thumbs up if you didn't get scared at all when the scream happened...this comment...should have zero thumbs up 

[shawn641659641659]

@ANINJAKITTY09 .....no. your not funny...

[ANINJAKITTY09]

@shawn641659641659 didn't try to be :)

[Ms12369]

@ANINJAKITTY09

i wasnt scared the second time ;)

[stonedcold12]

@ANINJAKITTY09 oh the irony

[vanne661]

@ANINJAKITTY09 i laught that sht

[andy1sixx1is1awesome]

@ANINJAKITTY09 \

it happened just as i read that comment lol

[ANINJAKITTY09]

@andy1sixx1is1awesome hahahaha :) nice username btw, i agree, he is very awesome :)

[legozen12345678]

i think i just **** my pants

[mewkekoblackpanther]

wat was his friend even saying? (I'm hearing impaired i cant hear well....)

[orankeed]

@mewkekoblackpanther something realy dumb

[orankeed]

dont worry fluffe he was lafffin at his own joke

[MISTERSTUNTMAN]

thumbs up for finger mustache

[babe1012011]

holy crap that dude at 2:28..i really had to change my pj bottoms lol

[TheUnuseable]

I Am Funny :D

[mentalonion]

at 2:28 i accidentaly paused then i really had to change my pants

[Anonymousniper12]

god i know one guy he always says that what she said...

[Yourloozer25]

Did anyone notice that the hand raised to hit him..is on the other side of his face in the actual slap? I'm confused on many levels.

[ZombieGamer009]

@Yourloozer25 Quantum