How to Use a Japanese Toilet

[Li6htSwitch]

I'm Posting This On DamnLOL! XD

[moonharpz321]

is it differt in a ladies toile??

[xXBingbopXx]

He took a Shit.....and Filmed it......Gotta Love Asian Americans XD

[mydailyemolife]

"It tickles my balls" ...okey?

[mcref]

"I'm going to drop a deuce on video" ..... this is when I click on another video.

[usukker]

eeeeeeeew it smelled omg

[phoenixbrown108]

whaat thee fuuck man

[Glitterypurplesea]

orsheety hahahahahaha

[BrendoGames]

japan and all their crazY shiet....DAMN I WANNA LIVE THERE

[nintendodork4]

... Cant you just buy Japanese soap? 

[nintendodork4]

... LOLOLOLOLOLOL Well at least i know how to use the toilet now!!!.

[djwaveace]

it ticklessss my balllllssss!!! priceless!!!

[vanessagregoire]

O_O

[8386charlie]

this was in my suggestions homepage along with Tim Minchin and funny animals!!!

[SilverFeniks]

all that on there. it might as well have a TV on it O.o"

[xXCourtneyBullXx]

what the fuck did i just watch

[AidedLicense]

if you need a hair drier why not use the toilet???

[nintendodork4]

@AidedLicense hah that was a good one ^_^

[ForMySinsEasyGamer]

@otavallai I'll get back to you as soon as I figured out how to use the three Sea Shells first.

[Kanciapaa]

Where's the massage function?

[boogerlab]

thumbs up for clean butts and dirty hands.

[ViriuZ7]

this guy's humor is awesome

[RUL1S88]

How basically those toilets are cool and suck at the same time?

[gogoroboxvido]

2:35 thers a guy out side XD

[TropicalNeon]

woot no soap , why.

[TropicalNeon]

i thought hes gonna fart hard and u gonna hear that poop fall into the water.

[sidleidol03]

Why the hell is there no soapp?

[Yolorolo360]

LUV IT!!!<3

[Yolorolo360]

:0 wow jeez

[SireAshtar]

welcome: I enjoy reading your crap

[NasTheWild]

wtf??? this makes my toilet look medieval...

[Johnyapplecider]

i find this video difficult to masturbate to

[Johnyapplecider]

is it weird if i have a boner right now

[711lps]

i had to freaken use this wen i went to japan!!! i had night mares wen i came back to nyc!!!!!!

[cool79606]

i want this!

[Sauerbutsweet1]

no i dont want 2 see u wipe u creep....jesuss

[Sauerbutsweet1]

wtf! this is......a video.....about how to use a toliet......wow fuckn reeeeeetaaarded! all ya do is piss in da thing durrrrrrr =D

[toxiclollypopsbitch]

how the hell did i get here

[TechPro3]

just like enterprise :)

[mpa324]

how does it spray your ass..is there nozzles in the toilet that sprays you...wouldnt that be splashing shit back down in the nozzle..i wouldnt want that spraying my ass after its sprayed someone elses...

[sleeksilver]

@mpa324

It cleans itself....

Been to Japan many times, it is weird but honestly it is a great idea if you want to be clean. You won't have IBS "Itchy Butt Syndrome" when you are there.

[mindharvester]

does that toilet give me... an happy poopie time??

[tweeniegirlz]

Wth? !

[C0mm3n]

What if you accidentally shit in the fan thing...it would shoot it back at you?

[Desolator84]

omg, so little space. and the non-sliding doors aren't helping much.

[tracyfamily]

ew? everyone uses the same slippers?

[MsHojat]

@tracyfamily yeah that's so disgusting... unlike sitting on the same toilet as other people?

Neither are a big deal.

[tracyfamily]

@MsHojat - "foot fungus" - never heard of "ass fungus" - and I clean the toilet seat first - where ever I go, or use those paper covers if they have them - lol

[fierceXperfections]

"it tickles my baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalls"

[fishcakesushi]

you have really nice teeth

[MrPlaneboy76]

why would u even make a video about this?

[MyNegativeCreep]

2:50

[kingbradley6000]

THIS IS FUKING AWESOME!!!!!!!

[cs2sasuke150]

wait wut, how the fuck did he take a shit in 2 seconds

[cs2sasuke150]

Youtube : the place you come to watch random people take a shit.

[MsNotSoRandom]

This is funny and interesting in a odd way!!!

[TheChineseGirl1]

3:35 is totally WRONG

[iPoohCupCakes]

why the fuck was this in my recommended box? 

[MrRossyV]

HA they had to shit in a hole lol

[MorganSchwab]

This is the most informitive japanese toilet video i've seen so far XD

[Squallzy13]

use the toilet to dry your hands

[efru15]

well im disdarbed 0.o

[wrcousert]

Watch out for that automatic tampon remover.

[SilverBrumbyMommy]

@wrcousert LOL That comment just made my day!

[TheComeidians]

Holy shit japan im on my way!!!!

[MrColdheadRadioplay]

Horry Fuck !!!!

am going to Japan.

[kledder2]

3:11 I'm not sure but I think a bidet is for a snatch :D. Or for some guy who like to get their balls tickled apparently o_0.

[kledder2]

1:00 So now we finally now what captain kirk was pressing does buttons for. And in public no less.

[RedAsgard]

suppose if the machine is wiping for you no real reason to use soap... but i so would prefer after takin a leak especially thou humid hot days japan can get, deodorant for my junk is what i thought living there

[WinterCatherine]

this got really awkward after he said, 'wait, let me pull my pants down'...

[member186]

So the pink button blows water right into your ass?

[lyue1996]

I got the weirdest boner ..

[how2macc]

wtf

[HeavenInChains]

The answer to the 2 top comments: "Because if you ever go to Japan, you might want to know what all those buttons do"

However, I am the one who should say "Why am I watching this?"... because i'm Japanese :\

[Aklana]

I'm very sorry but...shitting on camera is disgusting. :[

[mshyam93]

First class Toilet technology!! lol!

[TehEpicGamer1]

Why am I watching This?

[KillaGamer09]

dude i would have press all de buttons just for de hecj of it

[CaNavyseal7]

theres a guy outside ur window.... just saying

[funbunsy4321]

lol why is he taking a dump

[KeithWasHere1]

lol some form of mid-evil torture .lol hilarious.

[Treshobe123]

lol

[CrazyWomanAli]

LOL "You know why? Because I haven't been to Germany yet." LOL



[wcladerman]

we have this in japan my brother saids he pressed the oshiri it came to his ass

when he press "bi-de" came to his balls cuz "bi-de" is for vagina only!

[zacthebold]

Why don't they use soap? Gross.

[puketinho]

you look stupid and you are stupid, what did you show us only the buttons. You should show the functioning system without sitting there. Thats pitty. Anyway I liked the small basin ,you wash the hands and dont spoil the water, very good idea.

[shay1992ify]

tickles my balls....

[jeffery19677]

"Cause I haven't been to Germany, yet." ROTFLMAO!!!

[MidnightFapper69]

judging from his facial expressions, i'm pretty sure he pressed the ,,blumpkin" button ;)

[g17y5wb]

An unusual combo of educational and hilarious.

I can't imagine what it is like "potty training" toddlers with those god damned things.

[whitbyjet65]

Switched off quickly @ 1:56

[XxFaCeThEtRuThxX911]

9/11 is a faek

[gigitygoo1234567]

what if it cleaned your ass with all the water in the toilet already haha:)

[K4inan]

Does Americans walk around with their shoes on in their house? Are they retarded?

[whoeveriam0iam14222]

@K4inan

dont know.

yes

[576sheba]

@K4inan You pretty much called 98% of Americans retarded. Including me. That hurt :(

[K4inan]

@576sheba You walk around in your house, with your shoes on? That's retarded.

[576sheba]

@K4inan Actually, I meant that when guests come over they dont have to take their shoes off. Personally, for comfort reasons, I take my shoes off when I first come through the door. the 98% of Americans I was talking about either take their shoes off when the first come home or take it off when they feel like it. Espically during the summer, we all have our shoes on. Call America retarted, Richest country MOFO

[K4inan]

@576sheba Richest country? You have a debt of 14 trillion dollars... That's 14 thousand billion dollars. Pay that off, let's see how rich you are =)o China has no debt, and is about to be richer than you are. Suck my dick now please.

[TBonenom]

@K4inan Actually, the US national debt has risen past 15 trillion dollars now. Just though i'd update. :3

[K4inan]

@TBonenom Thought it was 21 just 3 years ago lol.

[576sheba]

@K4inan I have no problem sucking your dick. Ive been told it's the richest country by all my social studies teachers. Fuck, I'm not involved with the government.

[iWearGlassesLOL]

@576sheba

Richest country in the world (GDP) is either Qatar or Luxembourg. Obviously all the social teachers that youve had were a little uninformed. :/

[MrPlaneboy76]

@iWearGlassesLOL nerd



[OMBIC]

it can do everything but flush, ha granny was riped LMAO

[Noel127]

O-Shitty which means your butt, REALLY? I wouldn't guess.

[biffyboypro]

Lol



[GazetteFan4life]

why would you pee on your socks? XD just kidding,,

[FriezaReturns00001]

that is...very....strange... o_0 but cool is that odd?

[cloudvincent20]

i want that toilet!

[ubiquitouschan]

...WHAT AM I WATCHING?

[eurofilmkid]

lol the random guy outside



[mrgpiasse]

97 people are racist

[playboyarda]

and 1:26 if you want your shit going to the top of tokyo

[Sharmayne82]

It's crazy how I ran into this but you

use the bathroom, then all the gadgets

then dry yourself off with the tissue

when your done put it down the toilet (your gonna have a wet spot in your pants you run into the wrong one)

then rinse your hands : P

[bbob41357]

Why the hell did I just watch that... O_O

[RoaccVideos]

How did I end up here?

[cephalopod113]

@RoaccVideos Reddit, probably.

[RoaccVideos]

@cephalopod113

dont use it

[foxinsocks88]

I've always wanted a toilet that doubles as an ass cleaner

[zomj]

Wait, wait... so Japanese people don't wash their hands after going to a public toilet? Just asking based on what he said in the video.

[theJdoggIMS]

@zomj They almost always washed their hands when I was there. It just was ineffective when soap wasn't available, which was much of the time. They may as well not washed at all. You'd think that more public toilets would have soap since people are crammed together like sardines in the trains. I picture diseases spreading in Japan like crazy.

[The88Nomad]

@zomj They wouldn't be having a wash basin on top of the toilet flush system if they didn't wash their hands, or would they?

They invented that wash basin/flush system, and they are the only country that uses it. Also, they wash their ass unlike you retarded westerners who walk around with shit stains...so the Japanese are a lot cleaner than you!

Maaan you're sooo retarded.

[QueenHexagon]

Best. Video. Ever.

[kourosh89]

are you Persian?

[Albertross21]

Aww, that was very considerate of you...to show us the scenery, and/or other things XD

[FantasyFinal4]

So.... Now you need an instruction manual to use a toilet..... Damn..

[Emko747]

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAA "Alright, lets do this! -sits on toilet-"

[furdoi]

lol ... so you just wet your hands after wiping ?!? ... :)))) that's f*cking disgusting, but at least your ass is clean =))) ... you could also use wet wipes which i think are more helpful :D

[johngovea44]

dont press the ejector seat button

[Frostybeard]

The motto of the company that manufactures those: "The toilet you feel like using, even if you don't need to."

[Imoutocon]

2:35 outside the window i saw a man's head.

[gamergirl22816]

how did i find this? who cares its funny! lol

[PhioPL]

Thats some Star Trek shit there!

[adenowa3232]

Yep I watched and was interested all the way up until he dropped his pants .... no thank you

[annie2397]

this is very discusting

[Fred6191]

where is the transformer button maybe its inside the hidden controls

GOD! THE JAPANESE HAD TO MAKE THE TOILET SO COMPLICATED TOO

[CHASESTOTTS]

i want one



[PrettyCrappyUsername]

now I want to moce to japan just so I can feel what a quick shower & blow-dryer to my butt would feel like all wile sitting down..

[47ryans]

OMG that toilet gives you bacon! 1:17

[BriannaMedina1]

Why take a crap on camera? Why wipe when that thing can clean your ass? Why say that it tickles your balls? Why no soap? Why no towels? Why am I asking these questions? Im bored and curious!

[xXBeNarcoticXx]

i was expecting you to say there is soap in the water...

[fishisstyle]

LOL

[QdarkenedbloodQ]

BACON!

[skiffpot]

A built in heater INSIDE YOUR TOILET!

[skiffpot]

the japanese super toilet ! LOL!!

[ensignjoe]

I hope they suffer from power failures due to the power plants shutting down, so they see what their stupid shit is getting them to … man, man

[jonagpa]

@ensignjoe you are a fucking moron

[dirtbiXe]

how the fuck did i get here?

[SuperComputerMonkey]

people can look in through your bathroom window. what are Japanese people thinking? 

[zoetienn]

Why am I watching this?

[homsar955]

@zoetienn Thats what i was thinking?!

[MrTume1]

Scary. I dont want to use that, maybe it will punch me or something...

[hinauqaili]

ahahaha omg "it tiicklesssss my ballssss" lmfao!

[metallikato]

" 'This is really the first time you're doing that on video?' Yes, you know why? Cuz I haven't been to Germany yet." Mein Gott, I love these cultural references.

[MrAtvcrash]

DUDE I WANNA GO TO JAPAN JUST FOR THE TOILET

[TeaPot1505]

what if someone shits in the slippers lol

[Overcloked45]

@TeaPot1505 LOL!

[msgalleguez]

I need to move to japan.

[mochababy2]

video taping yourself taking a quick shit is great for a video

[ZZaiBoT2011]

AWESOME toilet :)

[xHerzEngel]

Why isn't there any soap or papertowels in japanese toilets? 

[alexsteelxx]

its Hilarius, so much tech just to shit lolol

[0neRoomDisco]

I'm going to Japan in a year. Learning how to use these things is at least 15x more intimidating than learning the language.

[AbstractDissonance]

lol... didn't know you had to read a tech book to take a piss.

Hope there is no malfunction or you might lose your nuts.

[TAz69x]

Who the fuck would wear their shoes in their house?

It's like US sitcoms...

"ooh, let's wear shoes while I lay on the bed here!"

ಠ_ಠ

[mommaLaughing]

very informative! lol so, you push the buttons and that feature continues until you stop it/push the button again?

[Deathpool35]

he looks like Robert Trujillo!

[alexistheman102657]

WHY AM I WATCHING THIS???!!!!

[JonasLarsenErGud]

@alexistheman102657 My thoughts exactly.

[nunnaly]

@alexistheman102657 you came for the mid-evil torture :D

[GreyEarlTea]

That's brilliant. But, all of those butttons.. they must be pretty unsanitary seeing how you touch them after you've wiped yourself.

[NaPalm625]

omg feel like a space pilot while you poo! press all the buttons so your no no zone is nice and clean

[roger62383]

i want that so bad

[ICUWATCHINTHIS]

soo....But washers and But dryers but no soap or towels

[qwarkinator]

93 poeple are dissappoiunted they didnt get to see anything...

[Luppay131498]

I always wanted to visit Japan, but now idk... =P

[yaaymy3rdaccount]

ahaha x'DDDD