BABY HIT BY TRAIN AND SURVIVES!

[OriginalityFail]

I remember that, happened at my local train station.

[dvscomer]

I WANT CANDY

[MisterDoctorAustin]

"it's just a bump on me head" hahahahahahaha roflcopters :)

[LESismore8]

I thought it said, "AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE! OI OI OI!"

[xParadoxHDx]

Australia FTW! xD i remember that he rolled under the train and got stuck somewhere crazy i dunno where but survived and a man (who heard the baby crying) jumped down onto the tracks before the train even stopped and crawled under the train and got the baby

[walke0113]

Yeah we Australians are pretty bad-ass. But the accent was exactly like a New Zealand one

[kanochain]

WOOO AUSTRALIA!

[StarLaughter15]

hahaha yes we australian's are totally badass!

[DRAMAxMAMA]

#11 think youll notice? i'm beginning to doubt toby. I wonder if this will all be in vain. will the rest of you kind people help?

[05Skinny]

its amazing how toby can make like 30 second videos and still be the funniest person ever

[thepantstent]

that sounds nothing like an australian accent

[MultiDemo007]

Its not funneh anymore cuz fosters has been sold to a british company

[Yoshi241618]

Why did u curse back then but not now

[MultiDemo007]

@Yoshi241618 When did he swear? :O

[018AJB]

lol yes, us australians cud survive anything, oh and we dont drink fosters lol dunno why ppl think we do. peace off. boop!

[kissmyass10011]

not fair 

[NerfZone2810]

I Live In Australia 

[alysianoel]

hahahahahahahaha

oh my goodness, Toby.

[XboxIsGay96]

lmao keep pressing 9 so funny

[VanillaThunder224]

OMG keep pressing 7, ROFL.... nevermind 9 is funnier

[VanillaThunder224]

OMG keep pressing 7, ROFL

[Pebble900]

I am an Australian and I find this video utterly... correct. Except we're superbabes not superbabies

[ryndeproductions]

Where is my candy?

[TheCookieAddict101]

U make the American Mistake (Said in Australian Accent) that baby was Chuck Norris's illegitimate child... it started drinking before you :D

[Tributorious]

Do you live in a tent?

[jack510superdude]

didn't he say the EXACT same thing in a Tobuscus Video?

[Rusty511]

this was awesome! and Fosters is a brand of beer. For some reason it's our international beer, even though it taste like cat piss

[PirateBettie1]

haha toby, do you listen to sick and wrong maybe?;P

[Luxorasdasd]

I WANT MY CANDY

[torinArsenault]

/watch?v=G2MG9SCC7nM  bob

[awsomessproductions]

a bit racist

[quintonimore]

Was the baby's name Clark Kent?

[TheDarthGod]

u have a stupid australien accent u sound british

[odinnola]

@TheDarthGod --You have stupid spelling and a stupid name. You sound like you don't get laid very much.

[TheDarthGod]

@odinnola shut the you fucking dick its just a fucking simple way of talking on the internet dickhead

[odinnola]

@TheDarthGod Could it be that I've struck a nerve? doesn't feel very good having your shit called stupid does it? also...practice with a mango first...I heard it's helped some people out. but your spelling is hopeless.

[TheDarthGod]

@odinnola your a stupid fuck head shut the fuck and stop fucking a mango

[ccrimsonfox]

@TheDarthGod "you're" ... -_-

[LionelRaw]

@odinnola You're right. TheDarthGod is a very fucking stupid name. Possibly one of the stupidest i've seen.

[ThatKidsChannel]

yeah, it's alroit, eh? gotta let em crawl around a bit, ts good for the immune system. good ol' 'straya.

[xPicks]

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE :D The TobyTurner mention australia, Bless your face.

[MrsMogsey]

Ah, the birth of Peace Off. Glorious day.

[kelliferrr]

@MrsMogsey There was another video that I just watched, I think it was like three vids before this one, where he said it too. :)

[InfiniteTestings]

TOBUSCUS!

[khemical666]

well i am autralian and i am pretty bad ass

[BlogGirlChelsea]

Can I say Bless your face?? ahah i shall give u fullcredit:)

[respectthecheese]

it's really wierd that you only said peace off, i'm used to the 'peace off, bless your face, if you sneezed during this video bless you, outro/intro of darkness then redness then whiteness / any other nesses, badadadadadududu subscribe and BOOP. how much the outro has grown :L

[rmtsapphire0]

Aussies rule!!!!

[KaY01995]

Hell yea "Mate" I'm bad arse ;)

[WillyJnrTV]

that was across the road from me woooo!!!

[ThePartOfThePart]

booooooooooooooooooooringggggg­ggggg

[K9RWilliam]

i dont know if anyone else said it but that accent you were doing toby, actualy sounded kiwi (new zealeand if you dont know) so yea, ok... not close, but ur still funny, also ive never heard it as fosters, i wuld have thought that bein a brit thing.

[Krais101]

Australians are invincible. How could you not know that! God you never listen!

[ProdigyXZ]

sorry but us getting more awesome

[Bbfishman]

hahahaha

[QazJer]

badder ass? HAHAHAHA i laughed so hard when you said no worries just a bump on me head!!!

[Stepo2905]

lol... I'm Australian... But your more badder ass Toby. :P

[unknownuder777]

i <3 Australian accents mate XD

[IDFgivati]

i could use a fosters...

[amaarzzz]

its not funny u know fag i hope if u get a kid he gets hit by a train and dies >=) u meanie

[TheFalloutMasta]

i like Ffluffee talks more :)

[Gmod4ThaWin]

where's my candy???

[enjoiskate3]

Has anyone else noticed that the Australians here are being completely counter-productive by saying something that means "LOL AMERICANS SUCK!" in the middle of going "LOL YOU'RE A RACIST!"

[clayman1982]

lol - from an ausi

also fosters is terrible

[Deviant1137]

Geeze, what's with all the Aussie's hating Americans here? I'm an Aussie too, and I found this hilarious! Lighten up guys, we are meant to be the "laid-back" country...

Keep doing what you're doing Toby. Peace out

[blakeeeyydooodle]

us astralians arent that hardcore. were good drinkers but not much more badass than african americans

[obglobgablob]

Jeeze some of you guys are whingers. He's just having a laugh at our accent. You guys really need to learn to take a joke a bit better.

[fishermanachzay]

is it just me or do i wanna fukn smash ya face in you fukn dum american cunt

[Tobuscus]

me too man

[cspence16]

hey toby,its a bit offending when u talk about us Australians like that...but i guess if u want to make ppl laff then go ahead

[unipang420]

how is it even fucking offensive?

[flamdude321]

i wanna do that 2

[cxcljohn]

some 1 is an angry little prick

[26musiclover]

lmao that baby was soo lucky!

[tinkerswift]

one smart freaking baby

[flamdude321]

DUDE U RACIST CUNT, ITS NOT THE AUSSIES FALT THE BABIES PRAM GOT HIT BY A TRAIN, do u hate australia? cuz u seem to be a hard ass maken racist comments bout it, yer aussies hate fosters, yer well americans hate germans! i hope one day a german comes and blows ur ass to hell

[unipang420]

first of all, it wouldn't be racist, for australians aren't a race, it's a nationality. and also, learn how to take a fucking joke you prick, it's not even offensive, in any way. grow the fuck up and stop trying to get attention. :|

[IEatedYerrCookie]

@flamdude321 How is that being racist? Being Australian isn't a race, it's a nationality. And I recall him saying that that Australians we're badass. Which is a good thing. The rest of the video, my friend, is called sarcasm.

[JordonOnTube]

lol dude. we dont sound like that at all.

[flamdude321]

yer dude, this cunts racist!

[eleaseisowned]

I love that while watching this an add popped up saying "For Mom: Kodak Moments" came up. Coincidence, I think not. Ohhhhhhh nelly, that put a smile on my face.

[flamdude321]

racist dick!

[GilliamHimself]

The Aussies hate Fosters. It's actually not even made in Austrialia.

[flamdude321]

well yes techniccly, but aussies dont hate fosters, its a beer, people like beer

*i spell techniccly to lazy*

[GilliamHimself]

lol

[bettybo0]

i TOTALLY agree! haha they dont give anyone else a chance. total super baby!

[DontKillHim]

Superhuman baby's are ftw!!

[SuperRobotGuy]

haha yeah!

[Carlicamfilms]

Haha your such a dork!

[Edwardodude]

Funny, Turner, very funny.

[BudNGeo]

I'm fine, Just gonna go and take a nap.

LOL

[moonpig118]

haha

[sepezz]

peace off

[unipang420]

haha!

[IzzieD]

lol...thanks for the quick vid...made me laugh for the first time this morning! i'm off to a good start.

[Gahembo]

kill urself

[kidmoo2]

hahah piss off

[Delusion1992]

lol fosters??? australians dont call it that. but nice vid

[TobyTurner]

ha, just their marketing campaign. "Fosters - australian for beer"

[TheHudsonb4]

@TobyTurner if you look at this comment Australians dont have that much of an accent but we do have a small amount of an accent to you Americans

[xlovesmilemusiccx]

@TobyTurner i love you toby, past-toby, well your going to see this as future toby. *cough* anyways.. :) <3

[K6E6]

yo tobey,

elrick94 from twitter woop woop (tweet tweet) :)

love the joke, drrum tiiissss

[TheKennyKiller]

everybody knows only babies drink fosters

[AvocadoCake]

sorry americans.... didnt mean to over bad-ass u :P

[forshizupthespout]

Agreed, thier badassery must stop increasing.

[peteryan7hao]

Hey Toby, That station is where I go ALL THE TIME!!!!

[36IZAAC36]

honestly, noone cares

[TasLon7]

...and in Tasmania we don't call it beer... we call it Boags! 5 stars for the video Toby! Go us!

[jackfoody]

we don't call beer fosters...we call it beer

[capitananonmas]

good one

[quantumbits]

Bump on ya head, eh Toby? Believe it!

[desmond365]

aussies dont drink fosters...we export that shit :P

[JORIC18]

no worries mate i got ur joke

[JORIC18]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!

[ixbleedxfire]

Chyeah, Austrailian babies are pretty kickass. Not only did he have a foster's right after he got hit but he crapped in his diaper, threw it in his mom's face, and told her to take it cuz it's good for character.

[A5A0A]

dude chell

[Ahmidsviper]

nice accent

[OhTehNoes1000]

omg you use chrome! I LOVE YOU

[RenoEnoka]

LOL your are so funny and awesome ^^ but I'm Australian and I hate beer :( and I don't talk like that either -__- I talk like CommunityChannel :D

but anyway, l love your videos keep them coming.

[cutycake]

peace off? u mean piss off? or peace out? haha

[christheferal]

We totally out did your fake balloon boy. pwned! Your Australian accent is hilarious, it's sorta right but not really. ROFL @ "could use a nip."

[MUSTSEEVID]

lmao.

[TheKv87]

your hilarious.....lol....it almost sounds like your saying piss off at the end.....lol

[kitty3309]

*ahem* 'Candy'

[kitty3309]

Did someone mention cand?! :P

[PlayWithFireSixty9]

Oh yeah! I saw that on the News yesterday! I mean ppl are sooo careless now a days it sucks!!

Anyho, Awesome vid Toby! :)

~Denny

[xforgetmenotsx]

you are absolutely hilarious :D

[defect530]

i have been subscribed for awhile...Where's my CANDY!!  :P

[dcallstar51]

Its funny I don't remember subbing to you...

[TobyTurner]

that IS funny

[maleducat0]

°_°

[HomeOnASaturdayNight]

"Peace Off" Is it okay if I steal that from you?

[TobyTurner]

hahaha.. sure just say "patented by tobyturner"

[HomeOnASaturdayNight]

Sure thing! *wink*

...Wait, ignore that.

[CENTENOMONTOYA]

If only a kangaroo saved the baby, then they would be the rulers of the world

[RenoEnoka]

LMAO

[nmsujew]

I lol'ed in my head. So I guess I limh'ed...

[spunky82monkey82]

hahahahahahahaha Toby you're hilarious

[oddballmatt]

well the brain joke is always funnier than the oral...although there is some cases where oral is just fine....Something like this comment could be easily found "unfun" or "in bad taste"

also...you apparently live in a tent with a computer, ive gathered from your surroundings.

[BreRainbow]

heyy toby what uppp

[D4Shawn]

Piss out.

[TzernohSyeme]

Damn, Aussies are going wild.

[IdiotActionFilms]

The baby never have been hit by the Train, the Train passed over him, but as he's small the train just touched him.

[Trastlol]

Thats not true.

The kid jumped up into the air, and landed above the train. Then it ran ontop of the train untill it went passed, then slipped, fell, and hit his head.

[devilgirl1398]

wow dude you wanted the baby to die just because its austrailian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[Dudeofdawn]

i thought he was canadian

[elementalmadnessss]

omg you watch sky news as well!!

[TessenX]

ikr? I was in shock when I saw it :o

I"m so glad the little one is ok D:

[cyberboy855]

when i was five i fell out a second story window, landed on my face, broke my pelvis, then walked indoors to go call a rescue. this stupid baby makes my story sound weak.

[forrest49]

Thanks for sharing. Ill applaud you now because you almost died but I dont think anyone will hear it. Better yet Ill go on national television to give you props.

[0pacella0]

Toby... Peace off...Best outtro ever...EVER!

[TobyTurner]

haha thanks. every vid from now on. peace off.

[MisterGrayson]

Peace off to you too, broseph.

[SteveDutzy]

Are you camping in the wilderness? It looks like your inside a tent.

[skymunro]

hahaa!! another great video toby...

[kateyotcha]

peace off? HAHa what was that, what happened to turner in? hahah i actually appreciated this, made me lol

i would marry that baby

[Amnesiacmidnitetoker]

it was funny dude lol it was a good joke ''i got me a bump in the head i just need a nap and foster for beer lol. lol i almost pee my pants lol

[xfreakx2220]

that is one badass baby.

[samikineS89]

Yes we australian are way bad ass..=)..

Thats day was extremly windy.. Im just glade the bub is okay..

And i totally lmao at ur joke, bout nap & beer!!

Goodnight..

[returnofthehedgehog]

313th view woohooo. or not. is that impressive? it's a palindrome, and it's early.

[ndyt]

Oh now you put the sheet up!  After you did the "leave brittny alone!" imitation, then you put it up! Sheez!

[AeonRequiem]

toby, you should have your own comedy news channel, srsly

[linas328]

Saw that on the news.Apparently modern australians got ancient Voodoo powers.Well i be Damned!

[Loknop]

Toby, you saw the video right?, I wouldn't really 'consider' it a 'joking' matter, the mother is traumatized, and probably won't recover.

[travis356]

maybe next time she'll take this insignificant thing called LIFE seriously next time..

[Tobuscus]

the baby got a bump on its head and isn't even brain damaged. aussies are badass. if anything, this makes her appreciate life more

[Loknop]

What's their to appreciate? For a whole minute of her life she had the emotion her baby had just died. That's something no parent should have!

[TobyTurner]

that kid is gonna have the coolest story ever. he's gonna get all the ladies, that's all Im saying

[Pits2pal]

go to sleep? did u stay up?

[seaottersoup]

Badass indeed! I admire the way Aussies take this sort of thing in stride. Except this particular Aussie can't even stride yet...

[capilea]

fuck that bitch!

[TobyTurner]

truer words were never spoken

[SKYEKING43]

hmm peace off...dig and dug. shall be put into usage. amen.

[RobYn101666]

Peace off to you too!!

[minxamo]

LOL peace off XD