MATURITY - HATE WEEK! - Day Five

[Saeyabor]

In makeup, you actually look a lot like James from SMBC Theater does in makeup. Specifically a yellow version of his Satan costume.

[eleventhousandfour]

I hate to randomly and unnecessarily bring up the whole bananagate bull shit, but I couldn't help but laugh when at the start of this video an ad came up at the bottom that has a banana with an arrow pointing to it saying "Never Eat." What are the odds right?

[beatbeatBOOMbeat]

@MikeFromAccounting—your penis makes bad smells? ಠ_ಠ

[MikeFromAccounting]

Yeah, fuck the people who don't laugh at farts, penises, and sex jokes. If that's not their taste, fine I don't give a shit. But when they say, "Wow, your mature," they have no measurable amount of understanding. Penises and farts are funny because they're awkward and they make bad smells. I laugh at them because I don't forget that I'm just a fucking human and that the weather does not fucking matter!

[TheRagteddy]

lol his hair

[Thisissaj12100]

@Chayraz2 that was hilarious

[ThatGuyFromDK]

jiggly manboobs

[dakerson1234]

This is the one time I didn't close the add. Thank yahweh that ad covered your body

[corycashatt90]

Wow.... taking advice from a fat man dancing around in green makeup. FUCK YES! Does it get any better than that? NO! Lol. :D

[MyEyesOnly18]

What's "LIFE!?".....It is....The best Fucking Guess! Love it!

[killalmostwise]

I was hoping for the truffle-shuffle at the end lol

Good vid TJ, nice to have a bit of silliness, cheered me up a bit. :)

[Apjooz]

Everyone has an opinion what is the best movie ever, best album ever, best tv series ever when infact no-one has watched or listened to them all.

[BreakRemake]

So glad that this isn't the first of TAA's videos that I've watched. Otherwise, I'd extremely freaked the fuck out right now!

[NicoleNa666]

Am I the only one who stared at his stomach and man boobs the whole time? The jiggles are mesmerizing. Jesus fucking Christ.

[Koolaidmusicjunkie]

jiggly jiggly moobies. <3

[drakewingfire]

When I was a kid... I feared I would become this bland, boring adult, it scared me, I feared I would work a 9-5 desk job and come home, watch some BS "entertainment" crap like reality TV or celeb gossip cause that's how all the adults around me looked.

When I hit my late teens I realized that the people I saw who were like that were just people who caved to this mundane idea of what maturity is and gave up on themselves.

[golavagolem]

o so jiggly

[neoman121]

*sees video title, looks at thumbnail* O_O LMAO! hahahehe. XD That was a good laugh lol.

[nerull247]

I am in control! *shakes fist* Oh god I am so in control!

and yes I love both the Socratic method, and Carlin, among others

[Snakepliskinist]

The amazingatheist is wearing makeup, and he isn't wearing a shirt. Look at his makeup. Look at his flabby chest. DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN COMMENT ON, BITCH!

[WISE2BE]

YUUUUUUK UR DISGUSTING UGLY  FAT BAG

[WISE2BE]

U LOOK LIKE A WHITE PEGIN POOP

[johauHAU]

this is how christian's view atheist...

[NiggaWiddaAttitude]

@johauHAU Its a fuck of a lot better than how we see Christians.

[ethan3403]

now for hate month

[WJValente]

Best AA video ever!

[Nitewolf221]

TJ you are fucking hilarious

[WeIsDaTyrantz]

...Jigglymoobs... in HD!

[yeesnaw]

I wonder how his son will turn out...

*at school

"Teacher, you're a fucking retard cunt, you don't know shit!"

[jaugust13]

I fucking love you, TJ

[judacribz]

its the dad from devils rejects

[imshanedulong]

I'm sorry what? I couldn't hear you over that make-up.

[Dubstepperification]

I mean 3:18

[Dubstepperification]

hahahahaha 3:19

[Dubstepperification]

I'm peeing my pants

[childofreletivity]

I fap to this...

[TheFerezCHannel]

@childofreletivity hi attention whore

[Chayraz2]

Ya wanna know how I got these moobs?

My father. Was a baker, and a brewer...

And one night he goes off hungrier than usual. Mommy get's the cake to defend herself, he doesn't like that.

Not.

One.

Bit.

So, me watching, he feeds the cake to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he sayes. "Why so slim son?"

He comes at me with the cake."Why SO SLIM son?" Sticks the cake in my mouth, let's put some delicious cream filling on that face.

aaaand.

Why so slim?

[Boneblastable]

@Chayraz2 we had the same childhood his words haunt me to this day

[biohazardcloud]

@Chayraz2 That was slightly disturbing...

[aqouby]

Why is he wearing makeup?

[shadowmalik009]

if you pause the video wile TJs mouth is closed it looks like its actually open =D

[lambovsatan225]

wiggle wiggle wiggle! ^~^

[xitalianstudx]

wat dda fuk y r u wering make up ?

[Nonna16]

I have no idea what youre saying, cause I cant stop staring at your boobs..

[Pittsisamazing]

@Nonna16 They're out of frame most of the time.

[Jussimania]

"Curious George" ;D

[fuckfunnyvids]

love this guy and love his videos agree 100percent. gearge carlin is amazing. such a shame he died.

[modplugrad]

"know-it-alls that really now nothing" ... describes way too many people I know... :/

[NerdRagerGaming]

Looks like a more terrifying version of Captain spaulding lololol

[rockhsalt]

The jiggling man breasts are far more distracting than the make-up...

[Hardstyl3FTW]

Haha this guy should get together with Alex Jones...

[Pieh0]

@Hardstyl3FTW Shame Alex wouldn't have him, cause he knows full well he would get put down on his own show like a bitch, would be fun though :P

[Usvaaa]

nvm i watched the video now i know

[Usvaaa]

Wtf why are you wearing makeup!?!

[fetahans]

the moment you "grow up" is when life depress the shit out of you

[xCRD96]

Funniest thing I ever watched!! Thankyou :)

[darkfinch99]

drugs he must do a lot

[Djentard]

@darkfinch99 Blame it on the drugs...yeah.

[JagWar1752]

I wonder what the fuck his neighbors thought was happening in there if they just heard the really loud parts

[kevrs2]

HEY WHAT TIME IS IT OVER THERE !

[ExemptYourself]

I commend you, good sir.

[LaihoValo9]

WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!

[SteelerEagleFan]

If you look closely, you can see that he's wearing make-up.

[Costar58]

@SteelerEagleFan

You don't say!?

[Kalle72]

@SteelerEagleFan Gay!

[TheRegimechange]

Why are you wearing make up?

[defiler2]

being concerned about other stuff is also selfish. Just writing

[GreenSight201]

sir,

did you really have to take off your shirt

[RDeathbringer]

The man titty dance? OMFG I laughed so hard.

[LavLTC]

This reminds me of my grandad! (not TJ himself, but the old people he speaks of)

[doombybbr]

IT BURNS!!!!

[kilulafo]

Video games and My Little Pony are way more fun than the sense of being more mature than and superior to bronies or gamers.

[TheNarddog21]

fuck you tornado

[bkminchilog1]

haleluyah!!!!

[KyleClarkUSA]

OMG Its Captain Spawlding!!!

[StubblyVlog]

1:10 was hypnotically captivating...

[2122Hellfire]

I never understood why being called immature is considered an insult, it's fucking great in my experience.

[2122Hellfire]

I never understood why being immature is an insult, its fucking great in my experience

[RagOfWar]

So, why are you wearing makeup?

[Fertro]

You remind me of Killer Karl from House Of 1000 Corpses...

[JennyBamable]

I just watched the man titties giggle the whole time.

[ProblmSolvd]

@JennyBamable Cannot be unseen...

[HeWhoAvoidsTheLight]

so.....whats with the make up??

[Thalanox]

I was more distracted by the hook and wig than the makeup.

[pandaman7778]

i dont mind the make up but the mouth makes me mad because i keep thinking that all of that is his real mouth fuck i hate and love stuff like that

[twosdayschild]

The dancing reminded me of those videos you see when you look back on a serial killer's life and see they made disturbing videos like this....

[AzumiRM]

You look better with your beard shorter. :) Love the vids by the way!

[amarath84]

0:52 day 5 i thought he said gay 5 looooooooool lamao

[dh777777777777777777]

"Fuck those clouds and fuck you!" i dont know why but i was absolutely dying laughing when he said that hahahaha

[sheyon1000]

Hes Freaking the fuck out typical symptoms when someone detaches from what this fucking corrupt systeme expected from u...I am getting same shit too! but as crazy as this mother fucker. But all in all it is a very good sign.. BRAVO.

[lokreth1992]

WHY ARE YOU WEARING MAKE-UP AND NO SHIRT? :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[LScenez]

jigglymoob.

[TheWTFcakes]

if everyone was immature, everyone would follow everyone else, we wouldn't know how to use things (while contrary to your belief, experts DO know things) and the world would be a total mess

[TheWTFcakes]

you basically acted the same as usual.

[CallOfSpooge]

and then the cops showed up...

[ShadowKaiserin]

Dance boobies dance!!!

[MikaValentino]

I was mostly paying attention to the hairy man tittie. Gaze upon how they jiggle.

[MrChaos424242]

did anyone else notice that he's wearing makeup?

[GamerGuitarer]

why are you wearing makeup?

[Honor3333]

God damn... I wish The Amazing Athiest was a woman so I could marry him D:

[TheEclipsed1234]

@Honor3333 You and me both, brother.

[DTretus]

Fuck you tornadoooooooooooooooh shit!

[firsteffinamendment]

You have gone FUCKING crazy.

[spaik007]

yeah i was first noticing the hair on the wall..

[vivalakakarot]

..............................­...........yum

[CELLERTOTEN]

maturity? "Entertainment" is immature ... television movies music art ...everything... It doesn't serve a purpose any other than to amuse us. TV ladies shows immature, sports immature everything immature. Non of us are truly mature,you'd be talking shit about work all day long if you were.

[The89001]

i used to be that fat but then i took an arrow to the nee ( but sriousl that is not funny

[MxC1337MxCsh43d]

The make-up is fine, but FUCK THAT GOATEE! The shape... Dude, you look worse then a neckbeard with that...

[mytoastismine]

omg I'm glad I didn't click the ad off.

[Rmxcanadian98]

@DesBlackmore yes it is VERY VERY WRONG!!

[fightclubmeber8]

Is not that you are wearing makeup , is your big harry jiggly man boob.

No offence , i´m only saying this for the sake of comedy.

[Domenatrice]

Why are you wearing makeup?

[gutgd]

Guise, if you force your eyes on seeing him, it will make you shit brix.

[fallenkingdan]

Best video you've ever made TJ. That is all!!

[skrapyard444]

@DesBlackmore i dont see why you wouldnt have a boner...there are tits flapping around...well they are man tits

[TerrorTracks]

while i was watching this, my sister walked in. i said 'get me a beer.' she told me to get fucked. true story.

[Corrosive1]

TOUCH MY FUCKING SOUL WITH YOUR COCK

that made me rofl violently

[MrDoomfiskur]

His tits... they wobble.

[Bierflaschengeist]

You look like this guy in that Rob Zombie movie. "House of 1000 Corpses"? Anyone know what I mean? :D

[thomasford]

Kinda freaky if you don't focus and let the image blur. Then his makeup looks like a real crazy face.



[northwestrawness]

I'm a theist but I loved this guy!!

[MJFAN666]

LMAO, I HAD TO ALT+TAB.

[s00xmyc00x123]

Bouncing man boobs ftw

[Tedey1992]

Sexy Make-Up!!

[Weegee9003]

why you wearing make up ?

[ShadowTheSoulless]

im totally in control of my hand! *hand slaps face* awww... HE WAS RIGHT! darn you tj....darn you...

[TheSleepwalker17]

I always eat somethin and watch your vids at the same time,since I find your rants somewhat relaxing and very entertaining... I wasn't able to do that today O.O

[KBWNU]

C.S Lewis would disagree, but I'm for team Pullman so I get what your saying, and agree with it.

[bazzymushpea123]

@KBWNU, 'team Pullman'? Erggggghh

[MrBoomSonic]

Seeing him make me want to exercise he scared me... =(

[ISIJAH]

Best. Video. <3

[piper102206]

I couldn't agree with you more TJ!

[hellrazor665]

is that your hair in the backgroud?awesome.

[potatocats]

@DesBlackmore It'd be wrong if you didn't.

[IronFluttershy]

"George Carlin didn't give a FUCK if it was windy!" -Theamazingathiest

[galldb58]

This is the best out of the last 100 videos you've made.. GREAT!!!!!! VID!!!

[RMCvns1995]

LOOK AT DEM TITTAYS JIGGLE!

BOUNCE BOY BOUNCE!!!!

[Dragoon30100]

@DesBlackmore yes, very much so...

[connort50]

you dissin my gramma?

[ComputerGamerify]

hes not as fat as I thought he was.

[HolyHogShit]

@ComputerGamerify i know right?!? i thought he was a dumpster of beef byproduct, and sour pudding under there. if he shaved his body though, he would look ALOT doughier. lol. and without the shirt, and the face, he looks like a wrastler from my childhood. he needs a grass skirt, and a mini skull necklace. and he does such akward stuff with his hands. he needs to hold something, like politicians and bad tv show hosts. perhaps a top hat too, a dirty one.

[JacobWuzHer3]

lol this is halarious XD made me uber uncomfortable LMFAO

[iRepCUBA]

I'm eating while watching this & even though its kinda uncomfortable to eat while im watching this.. Imma watch this anyway cos this nigga is bad ass

[MondaysHurtMe]

It should be mandatory for TJ to dance at least once in every video.

[GustaviusDeeva]

@DesBlackmore not at all. it is quite normal. most people get a boner from this video. its because of some genes in our DNA that give us a boner. its the cromozone number.... WTF DO U THINK?!

[killtacular4]

Was watching this on your channel and in the first minute I knew exactly what one of the top rated comments was going to be. o internet, you do not disappoint.

[omapkahokoedirector]

LOOKAT DEM TITTIES

[darkarrow7101]

you are an angry fat person, but ur still awesome

[wessel122]

hey...... why are you wearing makeup?

[jaxnfender27]

He'd be an awesome death metal singer

[drilanos]

My mom walked in while I was watching this video and I switched to porn. It was easier to explain.

[EliroX904]

@drilanos For a second there I thought we were on the porn hate week video lolz.

[Cadavaris]

@drilanos And copy pasting youtube's most common comment was easier than thinking up your own, right?

[Limeni92]

my eye got bloody red from laughing on that.....dance XD

[NWFWMbudwieser]

If there was ever a second coming of Jesus, it truely was George Carlin!

[maketimmycry]

this is your best video ever!

[CaptainRano]

those teeth are hypnotizing me

[ExpertDude13]

I could totally see George Carlin doing that. lol

[Dglaproductions]

3:18 epic

[WJValente]

Great video!

[TwistedMind6969]

He's a hairy ape. Very nice, I like it!

[HyperMushrooms]

Wait... why is he wearing makeup?

[MyAwesomeChicken]

I'm not going to lie... I was turned on by the man titty dance...

[CthuluDownUnder]

The point you raise about 'immaturity' helping you stay on top of things etc. is very true. I have never been nervous talking in front of any number of people because I treat it as a joke, use humour and overall, give a better, more flowing, more persuasive speech. If people didn't take shit so seriously, they would never, ever have stagefright again!

[naturalistmind]

i totally agree with you, but that was slightly disturbing...

[Markula4O4O]

You look like a even crazier Bjork Stalker

[linkindead]

only maturity that counts is sexual maturity

[NWFWMbudwieser]

@linkindead Condom, and that's it. Go animal wild!

[MissKittyVicious]

Love you Amazing Atheist, but I think you have the wrong idea of maturity.

That or I'm distracted by your make up and moobs. Sorry about that.

[BlissInTheAbyss]

I'am using the advertisment to censor his tits