Dorkly Bits: Koopa Gets A Star

[jackjack121]

I just waxed this s***! lol

[MarioMario6477]

WAIT HOW DID A WORLD2-1 GOOMBA GET IN WORLD1-1?

[Saturshi]

@MarioMario6477 He had a Star before?

[ThatYellowShyGuy]

...Mario could still have just jumped on that platform hovering over the Koopa XD

[Chatterboxx900]

@ThatYellowShyGuy True.

[Sonicustoms]

if I had a nickel for every time that happens to me.

[RitaBlaze]

who else said to your friends you scared pluma?

[temoclink]

Could have just jumped over him and kept running -.-"

[JackRussell111]

That was the longest single starman effect Ive ever seen :D

[zaszion]

ROFL " OH NICE!!!!!!!!!!"

[LaxpulseLIVE]

sooo funny

[zaszion]

LOL "Now step on his head now and see how many points he's worth"

[kurtssapy]

deberian de poner subtitulos para los ignorantes como yo 

[supremelorddoom]

I just finished watching all 82 videos back to back.

[Referments]

@supremelorddoom same

[Thatcooltroll]

@supremelorddoom same lol

[Sephyroth97]

@supremelorddoom I've done better; I watched the videos on their site cause there are some videos that aren't upload on youtube

[supremelorddoom]

@Sephyroth97 They have MORE?!?...*Ventures off*

[Sephyroth97]

@supremelorddoom yup, go to the "video original" section

[thessendita]

lesson 2 ; when a koppa has a star find a mega mush and smush it to bits

[koopamario99]

Man, revenge is so sweet.

[AelitaRules]

I wouldn't stand for that koopa's sh*t, when the star wears off I would get a steel bat and beat the sh*t out of him. Take that bitch!

[Donut117]

the second mario starts frowning i lose it. every time.

[DerGehurte]

Dorkly...i love you guys!

[evandrocanton]

all of is good stay of one short time

[KidBakz]

da da da da da..... ah fuck

[DevilGator17]

That Koopa should know that the star has a time limit.

[ErwinReloaded]

tadadadatadatadatadatadatada..­.oh crap



[spongebot64]

Why didn't Mario just jump over the Koopa? I mean, he could have had enough speed to escape.

[5up3rp3rs0n]

deh deh deh deh deh deh ringtone pls

[kirbymariomega]

Why didn't Koopa charge into Mario with his abnormally long invincibilty period?

[MrChristopherCourage]

Ha-ha, I love this one, although Mario still could have jumped over the Super Koopa...

[MegaAlien64Xtra]

0:35 Awesome! "DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH, DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH ,DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH!

[Blguunee]

0:35 dead dead dead dead dead dead xD

[dejuanptv]

@Blguunee I rewinded that part like 14 times...love it. he goes right into it! nice...

[lovelygirls0]

@dejuanptv he really milked it, he had it coming XD

[Blguunee]

wops sorry 35

[Blguunee]

3:35 dead dead dead dead xD



[Twisterf20]

Well I guess you could say that

*puts on sunglasses*

koopa got a star.......YEEEEAAAAH!!!

(What started this?)

[JonathanHallShow]

This reminds me of Mario Kart 7 where people can steal your star. It's really annoying...

[Eddieost0309]

@JonathanHallShow how do u steal a star? i have that game! btw wanna race sometime?

[chaosX22]

Mario could have just jumped over him

[shanemerrigan1994]

You Run Across the Map with a Star it feels Like it will last forever...

You Meet the Hammerbros and its Gone....

Figures

[Mrkillalpe0ple1]

ha



[taz7272727]

ca-LASIC!

[111ohgod]

whats with the blue goomba?

[SonicKicksASS8]

@111ohgod that's the colour a goomba get when you are in the underground world

[pearljamer81]

lmao!

[lololrofl50]

my name is mark, this is how i plan to die

[ALincreible]

I WISH THE STARS TIME WERE THAT LONG!!!!

[ztonely]

通常奸角既死因都係因為太多對白。XD

[APocketOfTime]

The principle design flaw of a mushroom kingdom star is that it leaves very little time for milking

[dragonciv1]

how to u make these there epic

[111ohgod]

da da da da da da dadadadadada aw........fuck!

[weegee234oncp]

Lol dadodada awh ****

[TheSiege703]

da da da daddaddada aw.......Fuck!

[MaxodeX]

he couldn't just jump over the koopa, huh...

[Epic4evr]

OH YOU SCARED? YOU SCARED PLUMBER? I'M COMIN FOR YOU!

[Akfamilyhome]

What is a blue goomba doing in the overworld?

[WallStreetBetaTester]

finally... watched all the videos in the list and now i'm back to number one. *lets video two start again* @_@ OBEY DORKLY

[1999Elias]

tatata tata ta tatara tatata tata ta tatara tatata tata ta tatara... LOL

[wampXs]

this happens in super paper mario :S

[antu23400]

xdxdxdxdxdxdddddddd

[TheLingaling]

@TheLingaling Dont you just hate it when the one of the top comments is a reply?

[TheTellybean]

@TheLingaling desperate much

[megaaceful]

just... jump over him...o-e

[robloxian878]

lesson 1: never stand still when you have a starman

[KiraC91]

talk about your irony lol xD

[5up3rp3rs0n]

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[KingofStrawberries]

Why the hell did he stop? Hitting Mario still kills him, regardless of whether you have a star, Koopa!

[itw98]

I saw this a good bit of time ago on Funny Junk. Anyway,

Oh u scared, plumma boy, you scared now? I'm come'n for ya, I'm come'n for ya dadadadadadadadadadadadada -turns normal- awwww shi*!

Thumb this if you liked this vid.

[ShadowLugia77]

dadadadadadadadadadadadadadada awww

[blijoms]

paper mario 3:P

[Dschuls01]

Haven't laughed that much since a long time!! Awesome shit :D

[nebulastar1]

why doesnt mario just jump over the koopa?

[SoJumba]

@nebulastar1 cuz he is gay

[cavansite123]

oh crap

[AqwGia]

The dislikes to the video, they got 45 arrows to the knee.

[MorningMidget]

@AqwGia Its not funny after hearing the arrow to the knee jokes after 100 people said it before.

[619Shippo]

@MorningMidget I don't get that joke what does it mean?

[Goexas3211]

@619Shippo It's a joke for the game "Skyrim" about being one guy saying "I was an adventurer like you... Then i TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE" And the part I caps'd was spread through youtube. gah.

[Goexas3211]

@Goexas3211 *from the game

[cebrown23]

haha!!!!

[IamOgbz]

lol awesome....but who were those *^#@#$% that disliked???

[blast794]

see dont talk smack until u kicked some ass

[10kevin104]

That starman lasted 31 seconds :)

[profskitty]

if that happened to me, i would've just jumped over him and kept on walking lol

[32715ate]

Mario's worth 000006546413 points

[wucdrummerboy]

Dorkly bits.. 64 videos.. WAIT A SECOND.

[newplayerstation]

@wucdrummerboy 64 likes



[6918xxx]

@wucdrummerboy

you gave me an idea but I doubt u were shooting for this but I think dorkly should make a minecraft video

*epic face*

[NintendoVeteran85]

@wucdrummerboy NICE!!! XD

[Amaterixen]

Damn, I really wanted to see how many points Mario was worth...

[MarioBrosFan]

And that's why Mario is a (mostly) silent protagonist. That way he doesn't have to brag.

[vincevvn]

that shit was too fucking funny!

[McVitiesmuffinjohn]

knew that was going to happen at the end haha "da da da da da da dah dah dah dah.. awww crap :/" XD

[Sly88Frye]

lol! Was way too over excited and lost out on his opportunity.

[CannyTails]

That was the longest single starman effect in Mario history.

[Sly88Frye]

@CannyTails I would have to agree.

[SotNist]

dun dun dun da dun dun dunnananundundun

[wampXs]

sadly,this really happens in super paper mario...

[LABADYJEAN]

mark: mark mark mark! :D you scared plummer? u scared now? Im coming for you im comming for you dadadadadada AAAh f**K. *star stops* *mario jumps on marks shell killing his two gumba freind's* R.I.P "mark green turtle trooper" R.I.P 1974-1985. "Gumba monster" 1972-1985. R.I.P"Blue gumba monster" 1978-1985 lets not forget the monster that almost treid to kill mario and the ones that chanted for him this is a mini memorial :D.

[pensukatheknight]

that was abit funny

[ghdydsem93]

Hehe tuttle is so stupied.

How dare you challenge to mario

.

[PURCorp]

oh god i expected that to happen

[SolidMike84]

0:37

Mario:

"Ohai, Mark."

[BestOfAllRank]

lol,he takes too long

[silentwaldo]

A fine reason of why is bad to gloat.

[Neworleansnigg23]

dan they get sept on from mario

[Neworleansnigg23]

this is funny as you can see tat koopa gets a star wen he gets star it stops wen trys to get mario

[nman633]

i felt sorry for mario but lukerly the star ran out

[AdamantSystems]

First dorkly vid I watched.

[BirdGproductions]

Haha, great! 

[Old4Old]

c how many points he is worth>>> L00000000000000000000000000000­0000L

[Samantha7699]

koopa: go on jump on my shell i dare you i just waxed it!

[dzyareful]

koopa:oh yu scared plumber yu scared now!!!!

[MODERNWARFARE818]

LOL dat dat dat dadat dat dat dat dat awwwww f*ck

[HoneycombAgent]

FAIL! Turn your f**king embeds on!  I just tweeted this!

[shanemerrigan1994]

Longest Star EVER

[Femaletaker1]

cool video but ya that koopa is a real dumbass had plenty of time to kill mario with the star power but failed big time

[TheMusicDope]

hahahaha. it's good to come back to these clips once in a while.

[Gumskull]

Oh u scared plummah u scared nao? Im comin for ya, IM COMING FOR YA! datadat dat dat datdat datdat dat da da *star runs out* ahhhh fu*k...

[GardenNewbie]

Love ur videos!

[153Skyline]

How do you wax sh**?

[TheDualsmg]

42 peoples star ran out

[AnimeNerd26632]

actually marios is indeed a carpenter not a plummer look it up i dare you!!!

[spongefan8]

@AnimeNerd26632

Jumpman was a carpenter.. Mario is a plumber, Mario started as Jumpman, and then in Super Mario Bros, and Mario Bros, he was Mario.

[RaNdOmJaCkO]

thumbs up if you laughed when Koopa said dat dat dat dadat dadat dat :D

[elsantoglitch]

koopa dumbass jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja­jjajaja

[SuperSwordman1]

You know there actually is an invincible Koopa in one game.

[oklahomakidz]

OH WHAT, U SCARED NOW! I'M COMING FOR YA

[XxGameZonexX]

41 people are french

[aldyshinwa]

hahaha really funny...

[MataxaWhite]

owned !

[hoppyman11]

wait could'nt he just JUMP OVER the koopa

[rooksaiz]

This video perfectly demonstrates the fallacy of antagonists. Whenever they have the protagonist in their hands, they must gloat first before they finish them off.

[Warioware117]

poor mark :(

[tiagox93]

well... actually that koopa could has killed him if he kept going

[zero8269]

press 5 for green koopa



[shanemerrigan1993]

Why do they bother bleeping f**k you hear f bleep sounds like u and you hear k WHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY???

[DevinFox1]

Well, Mario could've jumped over him and evade him until the star ran out...but then it wouldn't be as funny...or would it?

[Rex0142king]

To be honest, if I caught a super mario star I would also run around singing "dat dat dat dadat dadat dat!". X3

[pockuinator]

It's Super Paper Mario all over again.

[SSBurai]

Ah... Fu**.

[osopolar1997]

- 0:34 -te te te te te te te te te te

[thekaron7]

did anybody notice that when he lost the star his mustache went down then when it wore off it went up like he was smiling

[Sonicyay4]

@thekaron7 I think that Dorkly acted liek his moustache was his mouth.

[MrKyofu]

@thekaron7 i noticed :)

[ELMITLON]

@thekaron7 yes.................

[RykoShay1]

"oh u scared plummer?u scared?"

[JadenYuki20]

lesson of this: don't get cocky and gloat about it

[ShadowHost94]

i saw a goomba..and a blue penis.

[khoaidao1997]

He would kill Mario if he kept going.

[megamanfan9211]

@khoaidao1997 you are right

[Nowinski96]

that koopa's a scout

[Whiteknight36799]

i would scream DADADADADADADADDADA if i got a star

[MGSDORITO]

@Whiteknight36799 lol i would to xD

[nintendex07]

00:34 my fav part XD

[jaavierapaz]

DADADADADA (8)

[BarbyGS08]

JAJAJAJAJA

[VTwinty]

Love how Mario's expression changes back to happy once the starman power fades away.

[muzosh]

i really was looking forward how many points he was worth....

[Chipmunksdancehall]

oh you scared plumber? you scared now?, im coming for yha, im coming for yha, tat tat tat tadat tat tadat tat tat tat lol 0:29

[Hassanify1987]

00:36 most awesome part.. daadaadadadaaadadada.. i rofled so hard

[TheService101]

@Hassanify1987 No1 ROFL's IN REAL LIFE!

[Hassanify1987]

@TheService101 wanna bet?



[TheService101]

@Hassanify1987 -.- Rofl

[nahicyanak]

Koopa : dat dat dat dadat dadat dat :D

[RenegadeVenom]

@nahicyanak dude his name is mock then he goes aaaaaaaaaaah f***

[eightking82]

So saw that coming. :P

i KNEW that was coming