Chimpanzee WWE

[Krispyant]

LOL at :18 the one with the baby takes a shit and another gets some of it on his hand.

[elsantoline]

= black men

[bri343]

black people are funny as hell

[96Z24]

I LOL'd.

[sirpico123]

featuring a cast of oj simpson. forest whitaker, gary coleman, joe frazier and oprah winfrey

[superhamzah85]

Yes we are the intelligent apes, so clever, we make black people jokes when watching dark FURRED and light SKINNED chimpanzees.

Some chimpanzees are dark skinned, some are not, some are medium. Some are born white and turn dark.

[thewhitezombie666]

@superhamzah85

but they all look like black people

[superhamzah85]

@thewhitezombie666

They actually look like hairy white people. Black people have generally a lot less hair than others.

[thewhitezombie666]

@superhamzah85

im not talking about hair, facial atributes in chimps are closer to black then anybody else.

the pushed in noses, the lips, etc.

[superhamzah85]

@thewhitezombie666

In that case, white people are closest to capuchin monkeys. Asians are closest to common chimps, and you are quite obviously - utterly lacking in education.

[thewhitezombie666]

@superhamzah85

im just observing some visual qualitys as all, we are all apes, blacks just look it more. i just dont see how asians look like chimps though

[superhamzah85]

@thewhitezombie666

If you look human, you look like an ape. Over 90% of the apes are humans. So what you say sounds rahter silly to me.

[LucyLovettLestrange]

Did that one chimpanzee slap the other chimpanzee literally on the ass?

[HyperXcube]

Another dau in Chicago

[Gorbachenko]

I hate monkeys, machine gun the whole lot of them!

[PaulyJackson]

furious george

[germanysjim]

the obama family at the white house doin shit wit da fambly

[PIRAKAS666]

normal day at Detroit 

[smileyg333]

wow this shit was about as lame as wrestling! good title!

[nurb101]

Haha, those aren't like the ones in your cartoons, kids!

[lewislovesher]

who else notices the chimp takin a shat at 10 seconds ?

[Plur307]

@lewislovesher What's even more funny is the young one fascinated by the shit and trying to touch her ass for the rest of the video.

[islamsucksturds]

Was that video from Detroit?

[frankenleg]

The Graduation Ceremony At The Harlem Academy of the Fine Arts?

[enigma44871]

Chimp out!

[Slowekistan]

stop da hate, feed the monkeys

[vector6977]

At the beach in Detroit. 

[gustavo58394]

summertime in long beach and compton lmfao

[ajmiln]

lol... at 0:15... I think Lucy is right...

[FlorDeLuna93]

Does anyone else find it hilarious that soulja boy is in the related videos?

[EmperorRay1]

I use to see that alot everytime I'm at places with large groups of negros lol

[MyGodzilla99]

@EmperorRay1 that's so racist is not even funny...

[TheTheswaggera]

@EmperorRay1 i see this when i'm with large groups of rednecks

[LucyLovettLestrange]

Why is it that stuff like this happens at other zoos but never mine?

[LucyLovettLestrange]

Did that one chimpanzee go to the bathroom??

[Lomax0506]

Sounds like a typical Saturday night down at my local KFC

[Forresttree16]

0:20 one chimp is literally jumping another chimp

[JIMBOxJAMBOxDUCKFACE]

Hoping the obama administration can fix the issue of violence among black americans... oh wait.. this is a zoo? and those are monkeys? fooled me!

[alphakenny1up]

Is this the fight at ihop video? where's the pancakes.

[lexmark136]

Want proof of evolution?  Compare that video with this one : w w w liveleak.com/view?i=463_129602­0205

[stephenawolfe]

@lexmark136 hahaha :)

[infantry1560]

"Yup! this is definitely Gang relative activity"

[Westonci]

this is atlanta my friends

[Cansseco]

the only thing missing here is a chimp on a car with his radio turned all the way up.

[kelloggcerealxoxo]

is this the new jay-z music video?

how come i don't hear the bass then

[1994AlmostSkater]

lol, the monkey in the back grabs his piss/feces during the fight

[boogernose101]

Election night at the White House...Hee hee

[mongoose301]

Meanwhile in the Congo...

[Noobannialator]

Congress solving the job crisis.

[TheMebeawesome]

royal rumble 1000000 bc

[Roosmarijntje]

OEH AH AH AH OEH AH AH AH !!!!!

[DarkCloud3000]

yeah rip that chimps face off!

[applejelly87]

Chimps aren't monkeys. They're apes.

[horsinoff]

lol niggers

[Rwy02]

I cant stop laughing

[chatwizrd]

hahaha chimp nigger needs an amberlamps...

[OCquattro]

haha, reminds me of when KFC closes in Brixton.

[xXRASHEEDXx]

chimp pee 0:17 rofl

[grobo11]

LOL 0:14 the chimp was so scared it shit itself.

[MegaPawner]

@grobo11 LMAO!

[xsni]

0:13, we have poop

[GangstaThugOG]

dat was dem 75th street niigas.

[UrbaneGent]

Chimps are calculated in everything they do. You may see and hear a bunch of jibberish, but if you really pay attention, they have their own issues - just like humans.

[UrbaneGent]

Adult female 1 has her baby 1 and then adolescent 1. Adult female 2 has baby 2. So, female 1 urinates.  Baby 2 take advantage of the chaos and is fixated on hitting female 1's vaginal area the entire time (note he goes and hits her several times). Adolescent 1 upset at upsetting his mother, goes and hits female 2.

[UrbaneGent]

Adult female number two (baby 2 gets off her back) and puts her hand in the mouth of the head male for reassurance (which she gets, he stays out of it if you notice - he is probably the alpha male). Female 2 now goes to female 1 (baby one on her back the entire time) for reassurance and she gets all worked up she loses her bladder which you notice her urinating.

[UrbaneGent]

Adult female two comes out of the cave screaming her babe on her back and an adolescent male beating on her (because even when her kid jumps off her back, he's still doing it).

[UrbaneGent]

I think it has to do with a male adolescent trying to make a female submit - and in the chaos, the others get all worked up. Female one is outside the cave with her babe on her back. Adult male one is outside the cave as well.

[09Xcaliber]

this makes me not want to take evolution into consideration......HTF! no!! lol but its hell of funny!

[Omega3chimp]

You got to feed chimps more omega 3,that's the deference between people and apes we started to eat fish and seafood witch made us smart.

[DIONYSES000AD]

. o O (monkey riots are usually folowed by earthquaked rather than preceded by them) ....

[striker1224]

Nasty! 0:13 That chimp with its ass sticking out is shitting out some king of liquid.

XD

[TouchdownBoy44]

@striker1224 yeah its called urine. Generally females of all species dont have penises...

[aliveinsd]

Translation into English:

"The U.S. Congress will be called into session.....order!....order!..­.."

[MMA]

Wow, the presence of babies doesn't faze them at all. They don't hold back!

[italia10588]

@MMA Doesn't stop their cousins either.

[UZeOzzyFan]

In Argentina,a soccer cup final ends always like this(I'm Brazilian).

[josebin1988]

South American soccer cup Final

[jos110289]

In my opinion, it looks like the Portuguese Royal Family escaping from Napoleon's army some centuries ago haha...

[sangolt88]

@josebin1988 Its called football.

[josebin1988]

@sangolt88 I know, but if i say football the "handegg" enthusiasts will get sensitive...

[xoxAngelFirexox]

I think those chimps could event take me down llol

[Bullet7734]

Haha they would pretty much dismember you!

[magortom]

they can cause the average chimp is 6 times stronger than an adult human and could actaly rip our arms from our sockets

[FormulaOneFan4Eva]

well, chimp strength is slightly exaggerated... in actuality, the average chimp is about 3 times stronger than the average human...

because whenever they conduct a test, they pick the strongest and most motivated chimp and work out a mean average for humans...

there is some truth behind it, but it is a classic case of darwinistic envy and the claims are also influenced by that chimp attack on that woman...

they're stronger than us, but they aren't superheroes...

[stardingo747]

in this video they are just "yelling and screaming" at each other this isn't a real fight. Chimp fighs are MUCH nastier and scarier than this.

[DIONYSES000AD]

its just like a day in Milan

[soraandrikukickbutt]

LOL!!! ROYAL RUMBLE!!

[Kodiak15]

i bow to your superiority. now where is their massa?

[madcobra222]

you're so hypocrite...you can't say this to a black man's face ...'cause you know he'll fuck u up

[TheWoosterMan]

calm down a little, porch monkey, I'll give ya some chicken and watermelon. LOL

[DIONYSES000AD]

dont give em anything.

[mrsmw]

chimpanzee is great but wwe sucks shit

[Marymary73]

that is THE BEST comment i have EVER seen anywhere on youtube!!!

[TheWoosterMan]

yeah detroit is full of them nowadays, eh?

[Rubacund]

I think I saw Obama?

[msqtube]

LOL! thats the checkout line at my walmart!

[SlashTheGuitarist]

racist little scared stupid shit

[blackice240]

omg i favorited this video, not cuz the video but cuz of the comments LOL

[clash360]

welfare monkeys

[Xzun009]

niggers

[KhmaiBodian559]

"This was a result from gang violence and drugs police says"...

[gunboyrob]

OMG!!!! I cannot believe you people!!! Who the hell gave you the right to film a closed meeting of the Black Caucus? I want this film pulled from YouTube!!!

[xmichaelmyersii]

haha, same here.

[dohertyz]

@DetroitFreeePress ROFL

[remington859]

5 seconds in im pretty sure that chimp did a swanton bomb ?

[Salvus967]

I wonder what all that was about...

[Cryo837]

Iz dat da hood?

[Bogdanzona]

rofl i hate those god damn monkeys

[liljames2k]

World Wrestling Enterfuckment

[tony225]

Someone throw a metal folding chair into the chimp pit.

[HerrGroobee]

Springtime in Compton.

[jakefree24]

You know, you just insulted a lot of chimps sir.

[hailiejade1987]

@HerrGroobee fuck you bitch

[wagner7144]

watch?v=s-WIVALCvfk&feature=re­lated

[Rightist2]

Was that Michelle Omarosa Obama in there?

[SeanButt]

98.8% gene similarity, folks. ooh ooh me want banana

[GetAFreePS3]

00:14 the monkey with its ass facing you shits itself

[ronaldblue67]

LOL HAHA ITS TRUE

[karmaburna]

and then a smaller monkey grabs some of the shit from its ass.

[ixxaznbboixxi]

kids don't try this at home.

[ffairlane57]

"it's a jungle out there"

[bowlingballheadz]

probably more docile than alot of humans that inhabit this planet these days.

[headforhome]

Taliban in the caves of Tora Bora in the summer.

[indoguju]

are we any different...we sound like that to other ancestors lol

[asingusa]

This is the Family of Chavez from Venezuela. Fuck Chavez and his comunist

[tonstr17]

Looks like a bunch o' white dudes @ a keg party!

[dialatedmc]

you a dick

[jeebs15]

good one

[gorangrateng]

Soo like us. :)

[Jetli390]

WTF!! IT reminds me of Justin dixon, Will Nash, and some other of my friends at hopewell.

[Guest3791140]

these apes are from the WILD!!no shit!!

[sportsrules4life]

chimpanzee is great but wwe sucks shit

[fightfan7]

thats right

[tcorbi01]

It looks like they are fighting for a spot on the bigger apes' backs. 2 aggressors slap their paired/piggyback targets. When one falls off, he joins in fighting the other piggyback. The big ape defecates while being assaulted after which one small ape slaps, pokes and picks at its ass hole. Father ape looks like the mediator in this monkey business.

[Madmar25]

reminds me of the black ghetto here in the states.

[SlashTheGuitarist]

u think ur funny dont u...idiot

[paulshinn]

What just came shooting out the back of that chimp??

[bogdanelogatmereu]

very nice !LOL

[matchbox16]

Its like that riot in Argentina

[planetoftheapes2]

you offend me

[xXDarutoXx]

rofl wtf

[makiolek]

it reminds me of turks :P

[aaprine]

These aren't monkeys. They are apes (the type of primate that CHIMPS are.) Sorry, my college professor made me into a freak about these things.

[Guest3791140]

don't worry me too me too :P

[MrCerebellum]

oooh those boys are just fartin' around.

little stinkers!

[sandinmycrack]

This reminds me of thanksgiving at my house.

[dttn]

um... I think something(s) came out of one of the monkey's ass.

[tourdefrance]

god, what a bunch of monkeys.