bottle rocket in ass

[Deetroiter]

Too funny when he starts squirming and flopping on the ground, then he gets up thinking it's all over..then BANG! lol

There's alot of "ass bottlerocket" videos out there but this one is hands down the best. Never fails to make me laugh hard as hell

[girlygirlyblonde]

fuck he must be on drugs! hes probably got piles now!

[MEGABOINK65]

Try an M80 nextime.

[HaasDood313]

he must of shit blood for weeks lol

[shooster11]

LOL!!

"DUDE, it's a asshole!!

LOL!!

[HAWKEYEx306x]

HAHAHAHAHAHA BURNT BUTTHOLE

[drunkie86]

Follow me @diazsince86

[MexiIxXxGuido]

THIS IS FUKING ILLUMINATI SHYT!!!! jp (:

[davesliman]

This one is the BEST.!!!!! I love when he stands up and the rocket blows up on his ass then he is all proud....funny

[tychort]

After all these years, I still laugh every time I see this.

[12SeanH]

Please Mario Balotelli, DON'T DO THIS!!! :P

[vrholdings]

Too funny

[Lilbsilk29]

His asshole did not sign up for that

[DonSkuzaCinema]

"Dude its a asshole!"

[carldrosa]

Here's the thing....the first 'peppering' of sparks dropped onto his balls and the tenderest area (between the folds). So once he felt that, it was as if someone was flicking lit cigarettes at his balls. So....he puckered up. That held the stick in place. And now, he has roasted nuts.

[MisterLEM0NS]

I love how his buddy sticks around until the fuse goes into the booster, then he hauls ass out of there and lets his bros ass get toasted.

PS: Skyrockets blow the colored stuff out the top of the tube, guess which way the stick fin gets pushed...

[TheSoonerBorn]

Natural selection......

[solidjdr]

big deal... I can shoot one out my dick

[iTzFrantiC]

Lmaoooo

[TheTeddylord]

this is why u dont do meth

[ireallylikemusubis]

america

[lXxMasterShakexXl]

@ireallylikemusubis if you said white people you would have been a lot closer.

[TheFatninjas16]

His gootch....

[robertojosedgzmoro]

Cape CanASSveral

[bluegraylight]

this video is killing me LMAO!!!

[MaxSteele9]

his poor poor grundle

[fls360]

Try again but use a larger rocket dude

[fuckyouhassa]

his husband had to wait a week to get back in his asshole.

[Plumjellyplezr]

You were squeezing ur cheeks too tight! Shoulda just relaxed!

[oznog99]

This needs some sort of Myhtbusters episode.

[thogy]

@oznog99 LOL

[PoopPoopFart]

His anus will never be the same.

[black1abel]

I bet you can't sit for at least a month after this.

[CinemaBiohazard]

"Dude, it's an asssshole!"

Best line ever.

[PcostaDaddy]

"Pull yah sack up so it sticks out"

[homes24]

is this what u kids do 2 be kool?



[JakeMan06]

@homes24 kids with his friends it may be dumb but theyre havin fun, leave it

[lillypeace13]

LOL.......  BEST BOTTLE ROCKET LAUNCH EVER!!

[pleasuretrip]

I don't see how this occurs to people to try. I guess I'm just old (26). I've been bored before. I have several fireworks and I even own guns. Never once when bored have I gone "hey, I'm gonna take this explodey thing that shoots sparks and put it in my ass and light it. Surely my unprotected rectum and testicles will survive undamaged." That said, I'm glad somebody did it because even a couple years later this still makes me laugh.

[pURanoslav]

Make sure it balances first x)))). After 2 or three years....still makes me laugh x))

[ThemDudesShow]

your a dumass!

[bear4muscleandgut]

damn these young kids are dumb

[RachAelElizabeth88]

how dum do got be to do something like that. LMAO

[fede18lp]

ass explode!

[LexyandAshley]

what a clown

[bigtrav60]

This is THE funniest video ever made!! Two words:  Assholes clench!! LOLZ!!

[iTzFrantiC]

LMAO

[strgzr8675309]

"Baby you're a fiiiiiiirewooooork!!!!" LOL

[MexiIxXxGuido]

i dnt get it



[gsarjos]

love how they steal the vids and claim it as there own as hosted on ect..... YOUR SITE IS CRAP

[FatalBurnUSMC]

haha

[doktorandom]

probably fake.......

[STARKIS1000]

LOL 5/5

[katyny2005]

so stupid

[dieselabuse89]

He's a tight ass.

[ga701ggte]

so fucking funny!

[mrchubbs813]

What a loser!

[kizznile223]

tapping 7 and laughing my ass off

[kaboy29]

Scary that this dumb ass is in the gene pool.

[zenarrrow]

Thats got to burn so bad, Funny shit.



[mrsmelzbad]

the future of america!

[gotchaman23]

this really is one of those videos that should say dont try this at home.



[TheRainman501]

just goes to show that us youth of today have a bit to much time on our hands haha :)

[MikeWash08]

One of the funniest videos i have ever seen.

[1twistedworld]

wenn in diesem Kind den Kopf hat er jemals daran gedacht, dass dies eine gute Idee war?

[TheAnformatic]

he thighten his anus cuz rocket spikes burned his ass dats why rocked stucked in daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

[staeger2009]

See What Happens When U Get A Redneck Drunk? Of Course, He Uses A Firework As A Dildo.

[TheAnformatic]

yeah men!! most amazing and painful ass!\

[RoboticPurple]

wow, you coul have scraped you knee! you little rebel!

[luneyman5]

This kids a retard

[Gabrielczrtt]

ARUAHEUAHE PAIOJAPIJCVNAÇVLNSDNA WTF AUHRA

[cristian1998power]

it leaved an asshole

[maverick11585]

simply awesome

[megashuttlecock]

someday a video will be posted that is better than this. it will be a wonderful and happy day. in the mean time CRACKWOOD the movie!!!!!

[elaiza88]

It would be interested to know if he ever shitted normally afret that :D

[maan1511]

I've watched this a million times.. It never gets old.. 1. class humour..

[juzoPogon]

jo niewirzu nichuja!

[mystroent]

this video is worth saving to your favorites!

[l3oneeeeeeeee]

@mystroent thank you for that sad and unimaginative comment there, mystroent

[tod74]

I could watch this 1000 times and I would still LMFAO!!

[gsarjos]

i love how you copy a viral video and make it your own....

[teckdeckmaster21]

funny funny funny

[onesprinterzero]

kids....

[Peidmonte89]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! who does this shit!

[strawman007]

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[theARMORYchannel]

NICE MAN!!!! NICE  LOL

[S1iccy]

@theARMORYchannel thanks for the tip ROFLMFAOOOOOOOOO

[TheEnglishRedneck45]

@theARMORYchannel Yeah man, cheers for the heads up. This shit is fuckin funny.

[HoboCopStudios]

@theARMORYchannel PETE!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is fucking funny thanks man

[FabioCrow07770]

@theARMORYchannel That's nothing,did you see the video of the idiot that lit a fire cracker in his mouth....messed him up real good lol

[CelticArmory]

@theARMORYchannel These are bucking for the Darwin Awards. I hope they succeed.

[ChromeFreak123]

@theARMORYchannel lolololol. We did some stupid things as kids but, burnt ass here takes the cake. lol.

[Danointhenw]

hopefully, this will at least prevent him from reproducing...

[GHOST260476]

Happy Assyear... looooooooool Best funny Video ever

[teeberjeebs3]

THIS VIDEO AND THE COMMENTARY .. EPIC... funny for the rest of my life..

this is can't breathe funny.

[dromong]

That dude does the crab real good due to the pain. I wonder how he managed to do his next shit.

[Freshy090]

Just awesome!

[somaRegroJ44]

oh man! what happened with that poor guy? is he alive? LOL damn it!

[nonamesorryaboutthat]

herpes

[GAROmx]

WAIT WAIT MAKE SURE IT BOUNCES FIRST.

[Andyb715]

I've that men of certain age just use the bottom "head" :-)

[safenafe1]

Ha Ha, I tried that Once but I put the Rocket round the other way ... Long story short, it made me change my Religion is it !!

[gothicbankerchick]

Boys are silly.

[haloreach68]

that was hilarious and very stupid

[firefighterjohn2420]

Do it again jackass :-)

[caneywaney]

I can watch that a thousand times and laugh my UN-burnt ass off. That had to do some damage to the hershey highway, be honest dude, what did the Drs say when ytold them?

[M1F2R3]

This guy is a youtube legend.

[metalgtrLTJ78]

@jen9ish. Shut the fuck up. Your a stupid douche bag

[pantera4lifeguitar]

jen9ish chill out they have alot worse videos on here than some dumbass puttin a bottle rocket in his ass

[jmdogful]

Shut up this has no inapropreate content if it's flaged it soulfd be couse it's so good I love it when the whistle gits

[jen9ish]

this fuc ken video is sick you need to get this off youtube asap or your accoutn will be flagged

[crazykid91107]

@jen9ish who gives a rat ass, its a funny ass video

[bronxboyXXX]

@jen9ish This is funny. 

[millvalleyrn]

youtube legend!

[millvalleyrn]

laughed till it hurt OMFG

[caneywaney]

Freagin awsome with the "Welded ass syndrome"

[mmxengmail]

That shit is hilarious! LMFAO

[spyrde1]

''I WANNA SEE IT'' love that kid

[archelion3]

did it hurt dumbass?

[hockeystudd13]

the best part of this whole thing is the guy continues to hold his legs while its going off...

[vermin420666]

That had to burn the shit outa that kids ass. I did one out of my face cause i could let go.

[lukmankr]

biasa aja babi lo !

[philjackson8890]

The funniest part is the fact the bottle rocket is the screeching kind makes it 10x funnier. Dieing laughing.

[EDDSMITTY1]

"Dude...it's an asshole!" LMFAO...sounds like Keanu Reeves.

[formotherrussiaful]

dude thats just awesome and shi never seen something funny like that i did it with air boost with some nitrogen hat was so awesome

[mg5523]

Very funny

[SolidGold1980]

try not to clench so hard next time

[clintongOH1]

What a dumb ASS, funny as hell!!!!!!!!

[hummarstra]

A timeless classic. Required viewing every July 4th.

[thejoint25]

You shoulda tried to fart!

[raondy]

hahahahagag

[raondy]

hahahahahahah << until i die

[basbalfrk]

Too bad his balls weren't burned off. One less moron to pollute the gene pool.

[seann0h5]

fucking epic

[Butterbiscuit2210]

damn dude how is ur sack feeling

[Amit230180]

barbecue 

[AMMindfreaksisters]

@kentekent

Heh heh heh yeah... no notice to the bottle rocket stuck up his ass...

[AMMindfreaksisters]

Stupid ass mother fuckers!!!

[CaptainBill22]

Our youth at it's finest.

[pocket0987654321]

poor guy the others should be sued bc u could here him screaming

[evo8herrm]

Now his male companion will go without sex for a month. Sore Tooshy

[asnaharanda]

legendary

[scottyboy421]

i'd like to see a female do this.

[spikeev2]

did he die?

[theimij316]

Best video ever, no doubt. However, I am forever scared by the kid holding the camera, "lift up your sack so it sticks in."

[Tidyboy89]

@theimij316

Clearly he has a long experience haha :)

[HienoKaveri]

did the sack died?

[kentekent]

That's really dangerous... you could catch a cold in that weather...

[formotherrussiaful]

@kentekent ya ur right u coud even get the flue

[Akcagothiicvixen]

Best video ever!

[Romantic110789]

goooooood... kills that guy!!!!

[wackedoutdude]

haa haa haa only if it blew his arse cheeks off lol.

[GammlaGangsta]

epic fail :D

[amyleerussell]

i love this video poor dude

[PeyoteVisions]

redneks arent the brightest ones...

[Rocco202]

roflmmfao!!!

[velvetpixie67]

Funny, but just another rip-off of Jackass!!

[samasoku]

und was macht er danach?!! arsch kühlen ftw xD

[kbmp24]

er hätte locker sein müssen, er war aber sehr verspannt... mh schade

[burnaDLX]

da bringt auch alle lockerheit nichts... der schließmuskel verkrampft sich nun einmal bei hitze... sie hätten sich ein röhrchen in den arsch schieben müssen und die rakete daraus starten lassen ;)

[Cappelenin]

WTF

[Th3DooM]

rofl.

[chas766]

guy talking sounds like keanu reeves

[davidbrandon333]

really?

[coaloperator]

this has 2 be the funniest video i have ever seen on this site!

[Fletcherman09]

hahahahahahahahahahahahah

[feliksf10]

ahahhah it pops while its in his asssssss

[wesizfresh]

wow lmao

[kowsco]

that was funniest shit ive seen in a while

[HOMOCIDESK8TER187]

WELCOME TO JACKASS!!!!!!!!

[pafenwick]

"Dude, it's a asshole!"

[Malcomoung]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

i dont know how to explain how funny this is

[hack451]

My goodness... burning strontium on my sphincter hurts... I never knew!

........

Yeah, "jackass" about sums it up.

"Dumb fucks" would be better.

[yamimk]

funny as hell seriously funniest thing ever my side was sore

[gravyboatK]

What a bunch of idiots.

[DeadEndJustice13]

lmao! dumbasses