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  • Token black guy was the dullest character in the game.

  • I'm suprised the inbred peckerwoods at bioswear would even put a Lemurian in the game to begin with. The goat fucking, child molesting tamahu pedophiles made sure that Jacob would be the least like character of all. Well, I can't really talk...I make DAMN sure that miranda, zaeed and jack die in ALL of my playthroughs!!!

  • Damn, even his trailer is boring! Poor, poor Jacob, such wasted potential.

  • Sneaking into a Cerberus research vessel... Heavy risk, but THE GOOD STUFF

  • Jacob Taylor is kind of like an award-winning essay. it’s flat, boring, and lacks personality, but at least it has a nice body.

  • Most boring charachter in Mass Effect series.

    I rather listen to 24h of Hamlet by Elcor on The Citadel

  • @Chester1004 i Slightly Happy: I wish to listen to Hamlet with you it sounds appealing

  • He looks so much like Kanye West lol

  • Shepard: "What's wrong Jacob? Are you feeling alright?"

    Jacob: "I'm a black guy in an action game about to go into a suicide mission.........my death is pretty much certain!"

  • @CharmieKid Imagine the look on his face when he survived.

  • Wonder who will win in a fight Jax from mortal Kombat Or This guy

  • Trailer? Seriously?

  • I always do Jacobs loyalty mission last. A black guy with daddy issues...shocking.

  • this is a trailer?

  • you guys are giving cidseven exactly what he (or she) wants which is attention. Don't give it to that person, it's very clear something's wrong with this person's head if he shares this ignorant view of the world (and calls anyone who goes against what he says a communist. What the hell is that? You fucking communist...) Just give this person some time, it won't be long when he figures out no one gives a shit about him and he puts a bullet to where his brain should be.

  • why isnt anyone over enjoyed that mass effect 3 is coming D:

  • How the hell did a mass effect trailer make people start arguing about the holocaust?

  • Why did Jaco get a trailert? They should have given that Cerberus cook a trailer. He was way more intresting than Jacob. I mean, he was both a cook AND a janitor. Thats just insane!

  • Jacob didnt fit at all. He was a good guy but everyone else in the party was a world class something. Jacob just happened to be head of security at the facility that shepdog broke out of....

  • @Centurion480 Head of security at a facility that happened to have some of Cerberus's best people.

  • @ashamanwarder LOL so what. the dude was a glorified infintryman. Head of security. he didnt fit.

  • @Centurion480 well, if you put it that way, i guess he is just a glorified grunt.

  • Jacob didnt fit at all. He was a good guy but everyone else in the paty was a world class something. Jacob just happened to be head of security at the facility that shepdog broke out of....

  • ammo??? WTF happen to the mass effect, of which the game got its title??? WTF?

  • @TheCrazierBW It's not really ammo, it's heat sinks to keep the gun from overheating.

  • @lulznoobz that sounds stupid... "hey i know how to solve our overheating problem", "how", well, we'll limit the amount we can shoot so that it we wont be stuck with a useless weapon thats overheated!", "yea thats a good idea, we wont even have to worry about the fact that now it will still be useless when it runs out but now instead of waiting 2 seconds for it to cool down, we'll be screwed when we run out unless we somehow find more!!!....oh wait"

  • He has one awesome scene. It's during the romance, and it isn't the "heavy risk" one. He actually asks Shepard about what's bothering her and then gives some decent advice.

    He isn't like the other LIs who're broken and need 'fixing'. Yeah, "black Kaidan" minus the dark past and plus some unrealised plot potential.

    @AdoreYouInAshXI Well Jacob was created for a separate game (Mass Effect Galaxy) that came out a full year before ME 2. And he has his uses in the end-game. So... no and no.

  • i hate jacob and miranda so much

  • ROFL at the comment just because a black character at a game.

  • So Jacob doesn't even get his own trailer of awesome, just a scene by scene of his intro cinematic? Geez, even Bioware doesn't like this guy.. XD

  • @StrickenRecord Jacob is just the lame extra character that no one uses or likes... Bioware just through him in there to keep all the blacks from screaming "racism!!"

  • I really don't see peoples problem with Jacob, he very underapprieciated like Kaiden was in ME1. I actually found myself liking Jacob from the start, hes just a normal guy nuff said who tells it like it is. And he's pretty good in combat as well

  • Have a nice trip!

  • Hey look it's black Kaidan!

  • Jacob Taylor sucks quads, bring back Wrex for ME3 Biowarer!

  • Jacob is trailer trash... See what I did there?

    :P

  • Why is everybody talking about the Holocaust on a Mass Effect 2 video?

  • @wafflecushioned Come on, dont you get it? There's a black man in this video! BLACK!! I mean it's not like we're in the 21st century or something where color of skin doesn't make a difference anymore - People just HAVE to talk about that!

  • lol 0:23...BOOM! HEADSHOT

  • jacob taylor, most un-inspired character in the whole game

  • "Jacob's a good man, but he brags too much when he's drunk. He's always trying to hit on other women and impressing them with his muscles. He also gets very loud. Man, what a crazy drunk. But really, he's a good buddy of mine and he appreciates it when I accompany him." --Agent W Shepard

  • Joining the Normandy crew... Heavy risk... But THE PRIIIZEEE...

  • @ozoztrk Posting a comment with this meme... Heavy rish... But THE PRIIIZEEE....

  • It is possible that @cidseven will not understand humanity, and that everyone is equal; He might be Geth, He was programmed to think like that.

  • Seriously, who could dislike Jacob??? He and Garus are my bros, I take them everywhere and trust them with anything. Jacob is also a pretty cool guy, as long as he doesn't hit on Miranda, shes mine.

  • I think if Jacob is in Mass Erect 3 he should fix the normandy with 30 inch spinners.

  • I'm going to take a wild guess, somebody made a racist comment about our fictional yet beloved Jacob? Don't you guys have anything better to do then actually jerk off the ego of a dickless nazi? Every time you argue with an ignorant daddys boy, who can only stand up for his "beliefs" by verbal assault from the safe confides of a computer, probably full of kid porn. Ignore the prick, he's human trash, and a waste of precious pixels.

  • @Psychowilly Lmao, what amazes me is that this has been goin on for about 7-8 months now. I went about 30-40 pages back just to see what actually started this, and that was 8 months ago.

    He is one determined troll if u ask me..

  • @Psychowilly u my good sir are a damned gentleman and a scholar.

  • i takeit cidseven is a nazi? cus theres a lot of comments

    

  • Racist muyherfuckers eat your bitch asses out, we got a black on the ship. Nuff said

  • thubs up if you want a "Fight for the lost" trailer for him!!!!

  • GEEZ, what the hell happened here??! This is a MASS EFFECT 2 trailer, not something that people usually throw about curses and accusations, I don't know what got all of you started, but PLEASE stop it.

  • @MaxHanno some blind asshole called jacob an "inferior nigger"

    that's how it started...

  • @Lostprophetzzz Wow.....

  • @MaxHanno yeah i know,

  • 50 cent!!! WOOOT!

  • Wow cidseven is a retard. Haha

  • but the PRIIIIICCCEEEEEE.......

  • Very good companion when nearing the end. heavy barrier and a M-22 Eviscerator plus group incendeary ammo and he will kill alright. Even on Insanity.

  • heres the thing im good looking and smart but ur ideals belong in where ever u are im happy when everybody beats the shit out of you when you say somthing discriminating against a group of individuals racism is old and man black people are more athletic and asians are smarter and white people are nothing b

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  • god damn. reading through these comments is a blast. and the most fantastic thing is, while that racist dude provided an actual argument for himself (however flawed and pathetic), it was still an argument, while most people who opposed him just said that he was wrong without backing anything up and just called him names... essentially - one hell of a read...

  • but the priiize

  • maybe I'm alone in this, but I think it's just a bit off that when a female Shep meets Jacob on the Normandy she starts acting like the girl in the exorcist and the lady from Basic Instinct on weed, her tone and mannerisms scream "do me, now." who wrote that?

  • hey fags. i go to videos and if i likfe the video, i look at the comments. i dont want to read about a battle between to fucking top scientists. all i know is that white = superior

  • i liked jacob until after the quest. at least hes better than kadian and samara.

  • @lor108avi i didnt like kaiden but liked samara i really hope miranda and jacob arent in ME3

  • Hope I don't see him in ME3.

    Worst character in your squad out of all tbhe characters in both games.

  • @UshiromiyaReiji true that. kaiden follows. actually. thinkin about it. the only really cool characters are garrus, thane, legion, tali and wrex. the rest were annoying in a lot of different ways.

  • @lamezorlord

    I agree completely.

    

  • @lamezorlord

    Oh yes, I forgot to mention I also liked Grunt.

    Mainly because he reminded me of Wrex.

  • @UshiromiyaReiji heh - i forgot to say mordin but only in convo options. i think hes kinda funny. and he sings and gives advice on fornication :D

  • Jacob's ok. Liked him at first because he was simple and not a biotch like Miranda, but over the course of the game you find out he's got a problem with aliens, so he's not that great. He doesn't beat Zaeed in combat though. Still he's not bad, just would rather see more Zaeed in ME3 than Jacob.

  • Troll feeding, don't do it if possible >.>

  • The good stuff is the priiiiize

  • Even Kaiden was more interesting. Note to Bioware - 'tude for any character, usually doesn't add depth in itself. (Thankfully Jack DID have more to her, especially if you do the full romance)

  • this isnt a trailer

  • jacob's a good guy...he seem like the most loyal out of everyone.

  • Wait there was a black guy in this gam... oh that was Jacob, that boring guy who never did anything.

  • This comment is a work in prog....

  • @postapocalyptia

    (Sarcastically) Yeah because unlimited ammo was SOOOOOOO balanced.

  • He looks like Kayne West lol

  • Heavy Risk..... But the prize

  • the worst character in the ME series EVER!

  • Jacob seemed like a nice guy but he's a bit too much of a generic 'good guy' stereotype- he wasn't as interesting or original as some of the other squadmates.

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  • my favorite character along with garrus vakarian. I hope they will be in Me3, but they should get rid of the tin can tali, who is just too annoying to listen to.

  • @SulleM07 fuck you tali is one of the awesome characters in the game

  • @523TRITO why are you offending me over a game?! If you like Tali that much, then go fuck a can of Tuna. Man some of you americans are truely nutcases.

  • @SulleM07 wtf? im just used to having an engineer on the team other than legion, i didnt mean to strike a nerve there buddy

  • @523TRITO well lets leave it at that then. Sorry if I offended you aswell, but you did say fuck you to me for no apparent reason.

  • @SulleM07 sorry bro, im not used to someone saying they dont like tali :/

  • a boring trailer for a boring character

  • Are you kidding me cidseven?! i mean what the fuck? i sure HOPE this is some kind of sarcastic comment on how stupid racists really are, like in stupid/intelligent.

    if not, i dont know how to describe you, but you are very strange...

    if only people could get a ban from youtube, because this is wrong.

  • If Jacob is ex-Alliance, why can't he carry assault rifles? Just a though Bioware

  • @madbengalsfan85 Black people don't have enough responsibility to carry that big of a gun.

  • THE PRIIIIIIIZE!!!!

  • @gurezurei I love how that scene has more sex than anything else. Thane... you make out with... Garrus you headbutt, and um... thats all... WAIT! no... thats pretty much it. Thane is effing amazing...

    im gonna go have sex with him now...

  • @postapocalyptia Also, if the soldier runs outta ammo, He can spam his concussive shots/biotic powers/omnitech powers.

  • @postapocalyptia I don't think the thermal clip system was really finished since they didn't explore the fact that they probably should have gradually cooled down when the weapon is not being fired. Whether that was a design decision or not, they certainly didn't allow me to, as claimed, "put more rounds downrange" faster than when you had to manage the heat buildup on your own.

  • @Calhoun0 they do it means that your gun overheats you either wait a little bit then start shooting again of you instantly reload and keep shooting

  • @postapocalyptia but you have to think of it in-galaxy. Imagine all of the soldiers out there that overheat their weapons and have to wait (their hands burning) for seconds before they can shoot again, time enough for the enemy to walk up and shoot them from inches away. Thermal clips avoid this, but if thermal clips could regenerate over time that would be good (as in the clip refills itself from 20% ammo to it's 10 shot max)

  • I regret to inform the comment section that cidseven found his mum with an Asian Communist bisexual and has since been spending most of his time with Dr. Frankweinsteiner, family psychiatrist.

  • @hitlerpoop #LOL yup

  • Jacob is like the Kaiden of Cerberus. Useless.

    LOL

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  • wtf this isn't a trailer

  • is that Mr. Burns on the intercom? XD

  • Lincoln and Washington and whatnot were all racist huh?

    ...ever think that they were... like... wrong?

    Anyway, that was probably the creepiest conversation I've ever read. What a stupid argument. Anyway, Jacob always gave me a sense of security when I was in the hotseat with Cerberus. He seems like a really legit guy.

  • We're in 2010, and people are still spewing racist junk because Jacob happens to be an African-American looking guy? I seriously want my own planet, there are so many low IQ idiots here.

  • @MysteryChocolate can i live there to please i wanna leave

  • I've been stationed here for .. Hostiles Detected.. Lol'd at that part

  • why are almost all videos about Jacob has racists?!?!

    it's sad...

  • @WeRandomness It could be sarcastic commentary that makes fun of how silly racism is.

  • how the shit did a video about mass effect 2 become dominated by racist douches?

  • @PowerHouseProd

    I know, man. What a waste of your time to make racist comments about a fictional character. I guess the knowledge that Jacob won't actually come and get them inflates egos

  • AKA:Kanye West

  • That was a really poor trailer. You just picked an entire, non-cinematic scene from the start of the game including Jacob? Poor effort.

  • Duh, I think that opinions were said and I am also getting tired of this discussion. Whatever then, wallow in whatever satisfaction the *hate* gives you. Thanks for the chat.

  • How the fuck did a video game video lead to a conversation about marxists and shit? Who is this loser troll? Why is this called a trailer if it's really a gameplay video? Someone answer my goddamn questions!

  • @fanaticmoron Yeah I totally agree. I came here to watch a trailer, not to spectate a debate about racial hatred. Jacob is a FICTIONAL FUCKING CHARACTER FROM A FUCKING VIDEOGAME! Get a life, stupid trolls.

  • Jacobs my right hand man, hes tough as hell.

  • Man they really fucked the pooch with Jacobs charecter his backround story is so much in league with shepards they made him out to be one true bad ass with the whole Batarian scenario. but in game was disapointing instead of giving him some kewl powers they gave him a default power in me 1 for his loyalty power wich was lame. His loyalty misision wich was kewl an all but why not something involving the alliance, or batarian terriost to spice things up I dont blame people for busting on him.

  • I swear to god they need to get rid of NIGGERS in video games. I'm tired of trying to enjoy a game only to have their black ass pop up in the game. GET RID OF THE NIGGERS!!!!!

  • Dude your stuff is old...

  • Man you are even a fucking russian! What do you knoew about them anyway? I bet that you are even one of those fake "russian patriots" who worships Hitler and german nationalism. How sad.

  • @thi711 If you were talking, I'd tell you to SHUT UP. Do the world a favor, and keep your hands away from computer key boards and in your tight-ass pants where they belong! Keep your out-dated, racist bull shit to your pathetic self.

  • I can't believe that actually worked on you.

  • Oh go eat shit and die already

  • Hahaa this is entertaining cidseven is one of the best trolls on youtube(so it would seem). You people are raging and acting all trolled. This is brilliant. Great fun to watch. Now please go on rage some more. Entertain us.

  • @slayer66616

    Yeha, I wonder what his logic is, he is either very bored and have nothing else constructive and meaningfull to do. The hate comments? Its very sad. I wonder what his personal family life was like to lead him to sink this low. ;)

  • You don't get it. For all we know he might be an ordinary dude living out there like anyone else or he might be a nerd or an office worker that is bored of his job. He's a troll and gets kicks from this. Especially when you think that he's a nolife sicko that has a screwed up life. He's just a troll. Quite amusing one.

  • i ended up reading the convo and now well obviously I'm on WolfhoundMercenary's side :P

  • Yes that's good. Why are you responding to me then. It wasn't me who had the convo with him.

  • could someone please help me out and send me one of the mass effect 2 dlc (Collectors' Weapon and Armor

    Inferno Armor

    Terminus Armor & Weapon Blood Dragon Armor (Dragon Age: Origins) please send the code via a private message or xbox live GT:cmmholden Thanks!

  • how is this a trailer?

  • I didn't do Jacobs mission out of all of the other loyalty mission. Because for one very important reason. The black guy all ways dies first.

  • First of all what is this gorilla doing on my ship, and secondly why does he behave like if he would be the captain of the normandy.

  • Gorilla? Why the racial slurs? He's just a (virtual, non-existent) black guy, duh.

  • why is it that every other major character in the game gets a trailer or game profile and all Jacob gets is game play footage. this is pure bull! And a major disrespect!

  • plz stick to Mass Effect!!

  • these days black ppl are rude loud and dont care for education , blk ppl need to have someone to look up to that will have a positive influence not rappers but ppl like obama . unfortunately most of the good ones are dead , m. l. king , malcom x, sugar ray robinson , appollo creed ect now all were stuck with r ppl like lil wayne

  • Jacob - "I'm Jacob Taylor, I've been stationed here for..."

    Mech - "Hostiles detected"

    Jacob - "DAMNIT!!"

    aww crap, the mech found him..

  • This aint a trailer. This is gameplay.

  • Interesting conversation. Why it's being discussed on the omega-orgasm of all video games i don't know, but I'll bite.

    There seems to be a misconstrued idea of racism on your part Cid. One cannot be racist towards ideas, for they have no race. It's like calling an object that has no sexuality "gay". You may be looking for "Classist" instead.

    The Soviets however were on the cutting edge of much other technology and science in all forms. Also, if you wish to talk about logic, avoid totalities.

  • Even those with remotely developed minds can look past the frailties of the flesh, and live with it.

    In Layman's terms: Racist fuckers lay down in front of me and die so I can shit on your corpse.

  • Biologists don't look past the frailties of the flesh.

    Goofy communist.

  • DAMN STRAIGHT I'M A COMMIE! Says on my profile, also being racially prejudiced isn't anything to do with science.

    Look you, your entitled to your opinion, but there is no way in hell you will convince anyone to think like a racist via youtube comments. The people of this world have moved on, so should you. Yes black people are different physically from the rest, so what?

    How does not caring make people communists anyway?

    Wait, don't answer that, I don't really care.

  • Racists, communists, nazis... same shit, different asshole!

  • Not exactly.

    'racists' (realists/logical people) accept that humans are not born equal due to biological inequality. Communists dont believe in science and think economic conditions turn people into a,b, or c. Communists are also anti nationalists.

    Nazis accept biological equality and are extremely strong nationalist supporters.

    Big differences.

  • And your point being? Where did you get this "Biological equaity"? Their idelogoy includes eugenism, racism and pan-germanism. Does "Aryan race" and the term "subhumans" ring any bell?

  • Biological equality is what egalitarians require in order to justify their egalitarian policies.

    If there is no science to back this shit up, then it is essentially a quasi-religious concept that has influence on legal architecture.

    This is stupid.

    The nazis were onto something big.

  • @ cidseven

    I don't know about you, but I have something better to do than convince some random guy on the internet how his opinions are small minded, and warped.

    Besides, I have a life! And friends! Good isn't it?

    Oh wait you're a racist, forget I asked...

  • small minded and warped = the belief that humans, particularly the human personality, are somehow exempt from physical reality and the pressures of evolution and that humans are somehow all magically equal, but change only due to their level of 'wealth'.

    Your kind are completely inferior to my kind, you don't have the intelligence to make good descisions and thus don't deserve the right to make descisions.

  • i like that kind of attitude grats.

  • Why would any thinking person oppose what I said there?

    Social determinism is a stupid belief. Humans CLEARLY are not products of their environment. Most human behaviour is fucking reflex and autopilot for crying out loud, how can human behaviour be anything other than primarily biological?

    Fucking communists.

  • Wow, troll fail. You are in the serious minority here, leave it. With your fucked up archaic veiws, you must have a mental handicap! Something I don't.

    Addendum: I am geneticaly superior to you.

    Addendum addendum: EAT IT BITCH!

    Fuckin ballsy Tubers who cower behind an anonymous username and feel they can say what they want, who cares what 'cidseven' thinks anyway?

    Plus what would studying blacks like animals get us anyway?

  • I am in a minority, this much is true, but, aren't all great minds plunged into such problematic environments?

    Equality is a massive lie.

    Blacks ARE inferior.

    I simply want an advanced civilization.

  • If this is what you GENUINELY believe and not just saying it to piss saps like me off for fun, then I respect your opinion, but I must disagree.

    So please could this... civil conversation come to a close now? I think doing so is something we can both agree on for once.

  • There won't be any civilized debate when it comes to this issue.

    People don't like the fact that genius and intelligence are a biological thing and not a magical random-environmental thing.

    People want to believe that if they are given cuddles and free stuff, that they will all be great geniuses and that blood has nothing to do with it.

    Humans typically don't like to accept facts which are fundimentally threatening to them.

    I can accept this because i am naturally clever.

  • @cidseven no asians what minority are you advance civilization u think only on and economy scale u are obviously short minded in this subject

  • @jakjak505 You can barely string a coherent sentence together. Stfu you inferior loser.

  • Jacob is like the slightly-cool-normal type of character.

  • Gordon's alive!?

  • Wow your an idiot you can even spam right!

  • this comment board is full of racists. I am never watching this video again

  • racist much?

  • I don't know about you, but there are a lot more people in this world who wants to wipe racists of this planet. Such was the fate of all fascists.

  • is it me or does Jacob look a lot like Kanye West?

  • looks more like 50cent