Lancelot Link: The Great Bank Robbery

[DictionRedaction]

Oh man this stuff is classic.

[dunawading]

talk about exploitation !

[AlfonsoDupont]

remake to star Jamie Foxx

[SamueltheHedgehog]

...What is this show?!?! They're fucking monkeys!

[aricars6263]

sad but the acting is better than dennis leary and johnny depp!

[dynagravitomagnetic]

These animals are only a fraction of a percentage away from human beings in their dynariboribonucleic acid (DNA) genome. If any a very small part of human altered pairing were inserted into a zoebyte the result would be a chimpanzee with increased intelligence, they would tend to walk upright and pick up phones and move their mouth, and ... wait a minute.

[bodazaffa1]

Lancelot Link (played by Tonga, voiced by Dayton Allen; his name was most likely inspired by the term "missing link"[original research?])

Mata Hairi (played by Debbie, voiced by Joan Gerber; her name was a take-off on Mata Hari)

[ctina323]

@Frank whoooo thanks for letting us know ....we might have made a terrible mistake

[oneromantic]

That's OBAMA!

[Optimalillusion]

@oneromantic

And you call youself evolved.

[oneromantic]

@Optimalillusion "Evolution" is a complete fraud. The D.O.E. Human Genome Project proved that LONG ago. When the info is declassified, "evolutionists" are going to crap their pants! "Evolution" is just as fraudulent as "alchemy".

[Optimalillusion]

@oneromantic

*snicker* so is Noblisse Oblige, apparently. Top of the food chain can comport itself like a mensch, not a raving loony. Get yourself a haircut out of petty cash, and a blond from the stockroom.

[oneromantic]

@Optimalillusion Laugh your ass off, the Human Genome Project makes you an out of touch with reality "flat earth" fool.

[Optimalillusion]

@oneromantic

C'mon, you can do better than that! Quit the current guise, and just really let me have it. "Flat Earth"? "Human Genome"? If you need to use these comments to espouse, expound, and otherwise hijack for your personal philosphy, then don't sound like so many others. A Chimp Show Thread isn't the place for your soapbox. At least prove whether you're a Squeaky Wheel or Empty Barrel. You sure ain't romantic. A successful Troll, maybe....

[oneromantic]

@Optimalillusion Excuse me, but please state your research experience and your FULL C.V. prior to proceeding with your non-factual ad hominem attack, moron. THE HUMAN GENOME PROJECT PROVED LONG AGO THAT "EVOLUTION" IS UTTER BULLSHIT. I suppose your fifth grade teacher can explain it so your delusional mind can comprehend the FACTS.

[Optimalillusion]

@oneromantic

Before I leave this go, and allow you to stew in your own attitude. What I know or not, may be all air or concrete, I can state calmly. Your use of crude language, and capitol letters isn't dissuading me of my first impression. Actually, I was responding in a light hearted manner to your vague racist comment. I apologize for apparenlty setting you off, I didn't know you were off your meds. Too bad, you seemed intelligent otherwise. Carry on. God Bless.

[oneromantic]

@Optimalillusion I am used to RUNNING THE SHOW, you are used to following orders, you mindless slave. Get this through your cement head - "racist" has no ACTUAL MEANING, it is simply a "politically correct" comeback used solely by those of inferior intellectual capacity, who cannot face facts, or confront reality - meaning you, fool!

[Optimalillusion]

@oneromantic

Ha-ha!  "Running the show", that's cute. Welcome to the Internet. Sorry about that. I will leave you alone though. Your world's too small to have the likes of me in it. I was hoping for enlightenment, but your superiority complex is too primal for cooler heads to prevail. That you resort to name-calling and dismiss the use of better language speaks more than you think. Let's leave each other alone and act like our mothers raised us right. Good luck. Seek your Truth.

[oneromantic]

@Optimalillusion Yes, umm hmm, "cooler heads....". Let's just state that you are delusional - and it shows, you immature clown.

[Optimalillusion]

@oneromantic

It was the red nose that gave it away, wasn't it? Aren't you glad I let you have the last word?

[oneromantic]

@Optimalillusion You are a broke, jealous, mindless, and classless heap of dung. 

[Optimalillusion]

@oneromantic

Nice to be acknowledged by someone of equal status. I love you too.

[oneromantic]

@Optimalillusion Hey, "TV star", you're likely one of the fucking "Chump" characters in this video! Probably the one who looks exactly like Obama's chimp face.

[Prepareforoblivion7]

I SOOO remember this. This was show was back in the early 70's before my time but when I was a kid in the early 80's I was able to watch the reruns on Nick at Nite. Yes Nick at Nite has been around forever.

Man I forgot about this show.

I sure sure do miss the late 70's early 80's.

[expectador]

I know this is completely wrong, I believe all non-domestic animals should be left the cuss alone in their own habitat but chimps are so goddamn funny!

[paddy9465]

"...because a Firebird Girl is cheerful, obediant, brave, and.....pretty."

[cenafan70]

hahaha lol

[tommyau2006]

@losFrank badly exploited? How so?

[cha5]

@tommyau2006 Well for one thing they are wearing human shoes, it looks hilarious these days but I'll bet it was murder on those poor chimps feet.

[BigALittleARon]

A monkey, petting a cat in his lap... my gosh I have not seen anything so adorable!

[wiseup1000]

At 6:35, does he fart? Look at Parnelli get out of the way.  Funny!

[xpez]

Why did they make this show sound like raspy brooklynites

[cle2500]

wow, they're smarter than most europissons/white people...

[TheNewVideo]

Even smarter than all intellectual progressive Democrats.

[cinstlu]

And I heard that these monkeys taught Rush Limbaugh how to tie his shoes just last week.

[TheNewVideo]

A monkey is a Democrat. Rush is just always right,

[cinstlu]

@TheNewVideo LOL...my husband is a Rush head...I have to say that the show would more resemble Rush if it were with Gorillas..oops except gorillas are more compassionate.

[zeno57]

I did not know chimps could talk,

[cinstlu]

Wait...you missed the giant R's on their butts for Team Republican.

[myhouserulesyou]

That's not Lance, it's OBAMA!

[xpez]

Its not OBAMA..ITS YO MAMA!!!!

[Spacedfan09]

How many phones does Lance have?

[BourbonPeople]

Where can I get my 2-way cookie radio?

[myhouserulesyou]

"BourbonPeople" British External Intelligence (MI-6) actually has had a two way communication device that is tiny enough to be implanted in to a "molar" for quite some time (years).

[Holzfamily]

They´re better than Steven Seagal.

[idak12]

The acting is brilliant, those apes should have been nominated for an acadamy award