These shorts are like a MILLION BILLION TRILLION GAZILLION (what's next) times better than anything on the internets! Someone needs to sign you like they signed lonely island to digital shorts.
Rumor has it that Hollywood is considering a nomination for Travis Betz in the 2009 Oscar race. With his outstanding performance as a highly agitated foreign kidnapper in the new motion picture, "Hostage", Mr. Betz' portrayal of the angry abductor with serious self-esteem issues was so intense, so riviting, he had me thumbing through the yellow pages looking for a helicopter rental service! (All kidding aside, Travis, you can call me any night and talk "Governator" to me...oooooo!!!)
YAYYY ! You guys eccentric brilliance restores my faith, in a less generified and sycophantic society. Wade has a phenom smile. The accent was hilarious, btw. The 'hostage' guy reminds me of one of the guys from 'il Divo'. ;-) Thanks for Cher-ing your creative cleverness.
Unshaven guy, why do you sound like Ahnuld Swartzeneggah? Most terrorists are not from Austria. Squirrelly guy, you speak "hilariously" not "hilarious". It's an adverb. Handsome guy, this skit should've been called "Victimization" and not "Hostage". These "friends" of yours are really victimizing you.
From Unshaven guy: MOST terrorists are not from Austria. Most being the key word. Not to mention the character mentions where he is from...and it didn't sound like Austria to me. Somewhere a bit more East I believe.
lmao this is too funny you sounded like this kid not funny daddy blooduh, youtube vid and schwarzenegger (don't know if i spelled the dude's name right) makes me think of rektankuls haha...not making sense i know lol. 5/5 and fav'd :D
ooh ohhh! next time choose us together and then we can have one of those terrible life experiences brings us together type things! yeah! like, maybe we could get snowed in together! or be on a plane thats going to crash, mile high club, yeah! hahaha
trav you sound like my grandma (german side). which is really unfortunate, so its not funny. oh yeah and i saw that drunk look-a-like of you in the gym again. i was waiting for him to fall off the treadmill. i mean seriously- who goes to the gym DRUNK?
Ward is one hell'of a great negotiator, he stayed calm and collective during most of the situation at hand, he only laughed like 3 times, he even told the nazi not to shoot the hostage like 5 times! Most importantly, he did the right thing in the end!
The F'n nazi was a big fat lier! There is no such town in Germany, Russia or New England! My kudos go out to you Ward for a job well EXECUTED! What a BANG UP job! POPS
Ward should take that character and join the cast of Stand-Off. The show might actually be worth watching if he does. Hilarious. What would Arnie do then? Huh? Huh?
but you live in L.A.... there are hundreds of millions of Hoosiers living in L.A. just start asking random folks on the street, probably will find a Hoosier within minutes.
still my favorite video from you guys.
ofarevolution441 2 years ago
love the accent travis! its awesome!
hardcore225mcr 3 years ago
These shorts are like a MILLION BILLION TRILLION GAZILLION (what's next) times better than anything on the internets! Someone needs to sign you like they signed lonely island to digital shorts.
sferb 3 years ago
Ah. We're happy just doing it for free and on our own. But you rock sferb!
TheBabyEaters 3 years ago
AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEE
soboreddd 3 years ago
OMG IM DYING OF LAUGHERRRRRRRR
THAT WAS FRIGGEN HILARIOUSSSSSSSSS
LMAOOOOOO SFUS F'SH EGLHAS GFW
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awesomeeeeee guysss!!!
soboreddd 3 years ago
this one is badddd!!,, but.. stil 'kinda' funny
pannekoek20 3 years ago
i cant get enough of this shit
iglowindadark 3 years ago
maye you've already got this question, but are you really from indiana? or was that all part of the act :)
RionaMeave 3 years ago
We are all from Indiana.
TheBabyEaters 3 years ago
whoa, me too ! Small world haha
RionaMeave 3 years ago
My favorite definately :]
:] Peace
Hannah
Hannahfilmsinc 3 years ago
you guys are hot
i wanna have ur baby
babyboy84119 3 years ago
well that's stupid.
they'll just eat it.
ofarevolution441 3 years ago 3
Was that a cap gun or a water gun?
yourexsilly 3 years ago
Glue gun
TheBabyEaters 3 years ago
I loved Ward's rant about respect... "I listened to you, now you listen to me".
Travis, have you been watching a little too much Terminator?
Poor Devin...
KelsiLynelle 3 years ago
Can you ever really watch to much terminator?
TheBabyEaters 3 years ago
Ah, true.
KelsiLynelle 3 years ago
"Copper, come on!"
XD
ofarevolution441 3 years ago
Silver, come on.
tonygem 3 years ago
hahaha
MBRHIndustries 3 years ago
This was so great. Possibly the best I have seen from you guys. Ward was great. I loved that you used it even though he laughed.
"You just got to keep a sense a humour about it or its goin to kill you."
CanadianFOBgirl 3 years ago 3
I love the fact that the hostage actually stops caring about his own life. "Where were you trained?"
CavriCaprice 3 years ago
LOL this is one of my favorites :)
balancee 3 years ago
Rumor has it that Hollywood is considering a nomination for Travis Betz in the 2009 Oscar race. With his outstanding performance as a highly agitated foreign kidnapper in the new motion picture, "Hostage", Mr. Betz' portrayal of the angry abductor with serious self-esteem issues was so intense, so riviting, he had me thumbing through the yellow pages looking for a helicopter rental service! (All kidding aside, Travis, you can call me any night and talk "Governator" to me...oooooo!!!)
HollyK 3 years ago
I will crush the competition
TheBabyEaters 3 years ago
are you high?
MalyssaAK 3 years ago
Are you low?
TheBabyEaters 3 years ago
LOL!
connie3253 3 years ago
hilarious! hahah
Rh1no1 3 years ago
Love you guys!!!!
glock882 3 years ago
ahh. you are amazing :D
Liz10000 3 years ago
yo devin....
why u gotta be so pessimistic about the sketch??
douche
jk, ur mega cool
WinterFoxF 3 years ago
Travis, dude, you went from generic German hijacker accent to Arnold Schwarszenegger(sp?) and back. Get it together or move to California.
Ottee2 3 years ago
Hmmm...well...I have already accomplished one of those.
TheBabyEaters 3 years ago
what are you on ??!!!? :D
TheKangaRu 3 years ago
What you got?
TheBabyEaters 3 years ago
Hahaha, I loved how Travis' accent kept getting stronger.
And I almost exploded when he was saying where he was from. XD
nantinkspink 3 years ago
We are glad you remained intact.
TheBabyEaters 3 years ago
you guys are fucking fabulous..
yeah, FUCKING fabulous <3
xxitsmyfault 3 years ago
Yay! We win
TheBabyEaters 3 years ago
yep. too bad i don't have a prize to give you =[
xxitsmyfault 3 years ago
"This is obviously made up" LOL you guys are the best
LonGHairedHermeS 3 years ago
that is fucking hilarious
i have not laughed at you for a minute, be in the now
oh god
dubaiedge 3 years ago
yo thats my homeland too. peace!
elektriclightnin 3 years ago
Represent
TheBabyEaters 3 years ago
If I am ever held hostage, I certainly hope you guys are sent to save me! :P
suuzzee5 3 years ago
haha that was great and the tags were funny too
BassManCrenshaw 3 years ago
Maybe, just maybe, if we are lucky enough, Travis will come back and read to us from the phone book with that adorable accent!
HollyK 3 years ago
That or some Dickens.
TheBabyEaters 3 years ago
That was odd
positronicpathways 3 years ago
rofl, hilarious!
RateAFilms 3 years ago
hahahahahaha
travis sounds like the "BUHLOOD" little kid hahahaha
that was amazingly awesome
shriimpp 3 years ago
I had never seen that until people started telling me I sounded like him...and I guess I kinda do!
TheBabyEaters 3 years ago
haha yeah man!
you were probably the little kid in the video and your parents just sold you and posted it up after you became a famous youtuber ;]
shriimpp 3 years ago
holy shit dude....the weirdiest shit comes out of your head... BUT I love it
keep it up!!
" I haven't laughed at you in like a minute" bbblahahahah
dayXsleeper 3 years ago
Sometimes I thought it was the Governator holding the hostage.
Arnold NEEDS that helicopter.
buggamile 3 years ago
nice as always guys :p
Lightning523 3 years ago
naha! it doesn't mattah, I just need ah hellehcoptah out of heah! i need to get to ahn island!
you best yet! lol
hayhay555 3 years ago
Indiana rocks!
lol
nice video!
caramellogirl423 3 years ago
YAYYY ! You guys eccentric brilliance restores my faith, in a less generified and sycophantic society. Wade has a phenom smile. The accent was hilarious, btw. The 'hostage' guy reminds me of one of the guys from 'il Divo'. ;-) Thanks for Cher-ing your creative cleverness.
david1gr 3 years ago
Hey, thanks for watching and laughing!
TheBabyEaters 3 years ago
Where's the helicockter? He needs a HELICOCKTER now!
akscooch 3 years ago
lol devin's always so whatevia lol
Anonimo3 3 years ago
whateva
TheBabyEaters 3 years ago
Where is he from again? Sorry I didn't catch that.
newbsauce11 3 years ago
fuck you guys are so motherfucking funny. fuck. you guys are almost as good as somosh
iglowindadark 3 years ago
Actually we are better, but our humor is so dangerous that we can't let to many people in on the secret.
TheBabyEaters 3 years ago
yeah. you guys own
iglowindadark 3 years ago
i love you baby eaters ^^
calamityandjane 3 years ago
"What about a helicopter rental service?"
wow, seriously, i haven't laughed so hard in a long time. you guys are fucking great :)
Hellmo7 3 years ago
Glad we could get your belly to jiggle with laughs
TheBabyEaters 3 years ago
i think this was your best yet.
i laughed hysterically, i love you guys!
iamcoolalot 3 years ago
ward: "then you speak hilarious."
devin: "why, oh god, why, why in the- what in- who- where did you get your training?"
travis: "do you think i'm fonney? do you think my accent is fonney?"
HILARIOUS... that's my favorite part. just in case you were wondering.
emlove143 3 years ago 3
Roflcopter. Lolerskates.
Kickass action thriller scene, BabyEaters. I was at the edge of my seat with suspense!
eriniflame 3 years ago
Why does Travis sound like AHHHNOLD??
Good stuff, guys!
robtran 3 years ago
Ellicopter! D:<
IPunchaUInTheFace 3 years ago
"For two minutes you did."
Travis = Gay Austrian Yoda?
gigigirl281 3 years ago
amazing.
laundrytime4 3 years ago
Gov. Arnold took someone hostage? (love that last line... "that just obviously made up"... you guys are just plain fun!)
delraecpa 3 years ago
Unshaven guy, why do you sound like Ahnuld Swartzeneggah? Most terrorists are not from Austria. Squirrelly guy, you speak "hilariously" not "hilarious". It's an adverb. Handsome guy, this skit should've been called "Victimization" and not "Hostage". These "friends" of yours are really victimizing you.
stephenetienne 3 years ago
From Unshaven guy: MOST terrorists are not from Austria. Most being the key word. Not to mention the character mentions where he is from...and it didn't sound like Austria to me. Somewhere a bit more East I believe.
TheBabyEaters 3 years ago
Who gave me a -1?!?!?!? My comment was all in good fun.
stephenetienne 3 years ago
lmao this is too funny you sounded like this kid not funny daddy blooduh, youtube vid and schwarzenegger (don't know if i spelled the dude's name right) makes me think of rektankuls haha...not making sense i know lol. 5/5 and fav'd :D
happyfallen 3 years ago
We rarely make sense ourselves.
TheBabyEaters 3 years ago
Why would arnold guy try to hold nice hair guy hostage???? and why does shiny teeth guy come to work high????? THERE'S NO HOPE IN DOPE, KIDS!!!!!
confusedliz 3 years ago
Well...they did all die.
TheBabyEaters 3 years ago
EXACTLY!!!!!!!!
this story had an excellent moral. kudos.
confusedliz 3 years ago
I laughed so hard at this I had to keep stopping it and rewinding to catch what I missed. Srsly my favorite one you have ever done!!
missdivinestalls 3 years ago
NICE!
TheBabyEaters 3 years ago
THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!!
Hahaha. Trav your accent was sexy. =]
Rawrface143 3 years ago
Thanks. It makes all the ladies puuurrrrr. Well...my lady likes it.
TheBabyEaters 3 years ago
the hostage is like totally sexy to the MAX maaaann! hahahha
lalalizbeth 3 years ago
THat's why I chose him!
TheBabyEaters 3 years ago
ooh ohhh! next time choose us together and then we can have one of those terrible life experiences brings us together type things! yeah! like, maybe we could get snowed in together! or be on a plane thats going to crash, mile high club, yeah! hahaha
lalalizbeth 3 years ago
I'll do my best to organize that...just as long as I get my damn helicopter!
TheBabyEaters 3 years ago
You have just set a new standard in hostage negotiations! LOL! Well, I guess that strategy got rid of the problem! :D Jack
raconter1 3 years ago
trav you sound like my grandma (german side). which is really unfortunate, so its not funny. oh yeah and i saw that drunk look-a-like of you in the gym again. i was waiting for him to fall off the treadmill. i mean seriously- who goes to the gym DRUNK?
morningview817 3 years ago
that's too funny! i ride my bike drunk, and yeah, I do fall down.
lalalizbeth 3 years ago
If I were to ever actually go to a gym I would probably be drunk.
TheBabyEaters 3 years ago
thats just obviously made up...
lolzzzzz
Lunerrrrs 3 years ago
thouroughly enjoyed the swearing. this is long. and you sounded like the "blood" kid, it's not funy.
pornfartin 3 years ago
Ward is one hell'of a great negotiator, he stayed calm and collective during most of the situation at hand, he only laughed like 3 times, he even told the nazi not to shoot the hostage like 5 times! Most importantly, he did the right thing in the end!
The F'n nazi was a big fat lier! There is no such town in Germany, Russia or New England! My kudos go out to you Ward for a job well EXECUTED! What a BANG UP job! POPS
popartproductions 3 years ago
Farfegnugen.
OneoftheImmortals 3 years ago
ahhhh, my thrice weekly endorphine enhancer...dopamine reducer...
cybsy 3 years ago
AWESOMELY HILARIOUS!!!! Dude sounded like ARNOLD. Hasta la vista, Baby! (eaters)
TeamS811 3 years ago
funny
FrazMedia 3 years ago
Very funny
Shantellylace6778 3 years ago
This one was pretty good.
Chivalryaintdead 3 years ago
Bahahaha! I loved this! That accent was sooo funny!!! Hehehehe!
ChellerBaybee 3 years ago
UHAHUAHUAHUAHUHUAHUAHUAHUAHUHUA
yeah, now that one was hilarious
Anonimo3 3 years ago
Your life is ONLY worth a helicopter??...You should have asked for a briefcase packed with money, a super powered jet, and Hugh Hefner's entourage.
DelisaProductions 3 years ago
It was gonna be a golden helicopter...if that helps.
TheBabyEaters 3 years ago
Why - oh God - Why? (*sputter*)
Why? What? Who? Where did you get your training?
......
I'm f-ing dead!
No, you're f-ing HILARIOUS!
I bust a gut laughing at this one.
You guys know how to have fun. Thanks for passing the fun around.
dancer291 3 years ago
haha! He sound part german part danish! LOL
helledusseda 3 years ago
At least Ward successfully negotiated a beer for Devin before things went bad.
rhythm7a 3 years ago
I think I'm in love
annaannaannaaa 3 years ago
I think we're alone now.
TheBabyEaters 3 years ago
Improvisation... Way of the future!
OctoberRoad 3 years ago
Today!
TheBabyEaters 3 years ago
LoL. "That's just obviously made up." That made me giggle.
bobcat1115 3 years ago
That was priceless
CanadianFOBgirl 3 years ago
okay. i need for you guys to be higher.
octavia9 3 years ago
sound like Arnold :P
PuddleOfChocolate 3 years ago 2
It's really tragic how this all ended.
K80Blog 3 years ago
Ah. Greater good and all.
TheBabyEaters 3 years ago
Dude, don't ever mock the dude with a gun... lol Neat video guys.
IsJustDanny 3 years ago
lol your accent sounded like that little kid on youtube that keeps saying "blood"
This is nat fu-kneeee!!! hehehe
iggy35 3 years ago
thats what i thought!!
shekicksdonkey 3 years ago
"where did you get your training " XD LMAO
Haponago 3 years ago 2
Always the same thing.
Who's playing the victim here? Again!
Who's asking for help? Again.
Who's naging about the services rendered?
Devin, you need therapy.
>:-)
PuppyZwolle 3 years ago
Puppy pulled your card, Devin.
TheBabyEaters 3 years ago
wait...there were accents? :-)
LukaIsntLuka 3 years ago
Way to keep your cool, Ward, I commend you.
jaxalee 3 years ago
Ward should take that character and join the cast of Stand-Off. The show might actually be worth watching if he does. Hilarious. What would Arnie do then? Huh? Huh?
cierrablue 3 years ago
Not familiar with that show. Is it about hostage negotiations?
TheBabyEaters 3 years ago
He sounds like the child from the 'blood' video. hahahah
whataboutadam 3 years ago
Shoot! Yeaya.
SirKevinMartin 3 years ago
Keep a sense of humor about it :P nice composure Ward .. LOL Funny :P
JustStuff 3 years ago
omgg this is amazing lol
treehamallama 3 years ago
well emm hmmm
umegoyomi 3 years ago
Great sketch. I love y'all more and more each time. ! !
NoEscapeFromReality 3 years ago
devin was my fave character in this.
erahoneybee 3 years ago 3
the best 1 from babyeaters
aandreya 3 years ago
He could have just as easily said "Denmark" at the end there. ^_^
Magnulus 3 years ago
Ahhh! The only way to get out of the endless sketch!Pull out the fake dynamite! Nice move!
JimmerSD 3 years ago
Wow, all of a sudden Ward is cool. Please don't let that happen again, thanks.
bowlingballout 3 years ago 3
LOL...awesome
TheBabyEaters 3 years ago
Very good guys.
jbg42 3 years ago
Sometimes, you guys confuse me.
Often you make me giggle.
Thanks for making me sound like a 15 year old girl.
lindzimae 3 years ago
That's our mission statement. We'll make you sound like a fifteen year old girl our your time back!
TheBabyEaters 3 years ago
The ending totally blew my mind.
lifeinacndyswrl 3 years ago
Pun intended?
TheBabyEaters 3 years ago
Actually no! hahaha.
lifeinacndyswrl 3 years ago
Ahhhahahahahaa! HAhahahahaahaa!
OMG! I'M DYING HERE YOU GUYS! :D
AskCarrieLee 3 years ago
Call 911
TheBabyEaters 3 years ago
Pass the joint.
OneoftheImmortals 3 years ago
thät waas ah wanderfuhl aktschnmovie width mai favorite amerikan whoo oridginahly cohmes frohm mai cauntrii
bwhahrhr 3 years ago
My accent was better.
TheBabyEaters 3 years ago
but I am at least austrian... (:
bwhahrhr 3 years ago
I love how the gun is pointed at the hostage taker's own head
NathanSt 3 years ago
Shades of Blazing Saddles.
Blargaldalien 3 years ago
HAHA this is great! Love the improv! I am now subbed to your videos.
sinistermoon 3 years ago
Welcome! Grab a drink and enjoy!
TheBabyEaters 3 years ago
Arnold Schwarzetrevor? O:
America's new hardcore mother-fucker.
Ithillian 3 years ago
Sorry Travis, but I cracked up over the accent about the same time Ward did! I think this is my new favorite one! Love you guys...
HollyK 3 years ago
I stayed up all night studying the native tongue of the people. Sigh. I suck.
TheBabyEaters 3 years ago
This is your best video yet!
Schizmo 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
omg are you ok!?
BilliLovesMargot 3 years ago
Oh no! Did they get out OK?!? *worried*
Flojojojo 3 years ago
lmao!!
Goose461 3 years ago
I don't think I've ever met someone from Indiana. That's freaking crazy.
omgheatherface 3 years ago
but you live in L.A.... there are hundreds of millions of Hoosiers living in L.A. just start asking random folks on the street, probably will find a Hoosier within minutes.
TheBabyEaters 3 years ago
Approaching strangers in this city can backfire, I might end up asking someone who thinks I want to hear their life story.
omgheatherface 3 years ago
It's all about having some ACME dynamite around the house...
nbwulf 3 years ago
Just in case.
TheBabyEaters 3 years ago
Guns don't kill you, dire situations will kill you.