Hostage
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  • still my favorite video from you guys.

  • love the accent travis! its awesome!

  • These shorts are like a MILLION BILLION TRILLION GAZILLION (what's next) times better than anything on the internets! Someone needs to sign you like they signed lonely island to digital shorts.

  • Ah. We're happy just doing it for free and on our own. But you rock sferb!

  • AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEE

  • OMG IM DYING OF LAUGHERRRRRRRR

    THAT WAS FRIGGEN HILARIOUSSSSSSSSS

    LMAOOOOOO SFUS F'SH EGLHAS GFW

    E

    SGFKSF H

    FL

    awesomeeeeee guysss!!!

  • this one is badddd!!,, but.. stil 'kinda' funny

  • i cant get enough of this shit

  • maye you've already got this question, but are you really from indiana? or was that all part of the act :)

  • We are all from Indiana.

  • whoa, me too ! Small world haha

  • My favorite definately :]

    :] Peace

    Hannah

  • you guys are hot

    i wanna have ur baby

  • well that's stupid.

    they'll just eat it.

  • Was that a cap gun or a water gun?

  • Glue gun

  • I loved Ward's rant about respect... "I listened to you, now you listen to me".

    Travis, have you been watching a little too much Terminator?

    Poor Devin...

  • Can you ever really watch to much terminator?

  • Ah, true.

  • "Copper, come on!"

    XD

  • Silver, come on.

  • hahaha

  • This was so great. Possibly the best I have seen from you guys. Ward was great. I loved that you used it even though he laughed.

    "You just got to keep a sense a humour about it or its goin to kill you."

  • I love the fact that the hostage actually stops caring about his own life. "Where were you trained?"

  • LOL this is one of my favorites :)

  • Rumor has it that Hollywood is considering a nomination for Travis Betz in the 2009 Oscar race. With his outstanding performance as a highly agitated foreign kidnapper in the new motion picture, "Hostage", Mr. Betz' portrayal of the angry abductor with serious self-esteem issues was so intense, so riviting, he had me thumbing through the yellow pages looking for a helicopter rental service! (All kidding aside, Travis, you can call me any night and talk "Governator" to me...oooooo!!!)

  • I will crush the competition

  • are you high?

  • Are you low?

  • LOL!

  • hilarious! hahah

  • Love you guys!!!!

  • ahh. you are amazing :D

  • yo devin....

    why u gotta be so pessimistic about the sketch??

    douche

    jk, ur mega cool

  • Travis, dude, you went from generic German hijacker accent to Arnold Schwarszenegger(sp?) and back. Get it together or move to California.

  • Hmmm...well...I have already accomplished one of those.

  • what are you on ??!!!? :D

  • What you got?

  • Hahaha, I loved how Travis' accent kept getting stronger.

    And I almost exploded when he was saying where he was from. XD

  • We are glad you remained intact.

  • you guys are fucking fabulous..

    yeah, FUCKING fabulous <3

  • Yay! We win

  • yep. too bad i don't have a prize to give you =[

  • "This is obviously made up" LOL you guys are the best

  • that is fucking hilarious

    i have not laughed at you for a minute, be in the now

    oh god

  • yo thats my homeland too. peace!

  • Represent

  • If I am ever held hostage, I certainly hope you guys are sent to save me! :P

  • haha that was great and the tags were funny too

  • Maybe, just maybe, if we are lucky enough, Travis will come back and read to us from the phone book with that adorable accent!

  • That or some Dickens.

  • That was odd

  • rofl, hilarious!

  • hahahahahaha

    travis sounds like the "BUHLOOD" little kid hahahaha

    that was amazingly awesome

  • I had never seen that until people started telling me I sounded like him...and I guess I kinda do!

  • haha yeah man!

    you were probably the little kid in the video and your parents just sold you and posted it up after you became a famous youtuber ;]

  • holy shit dude....the weirdiest shit comes out of your head... BUT I love it

    keep it up!!

    " I haven't laughed at you in like a minute" bbblahahahah

  • Sometimes I thought it was the Governator holding the hostage.

    Arnold NEEDS that helicopter.

  • nice as always guys :p

  • naha! it doesn't mattah, I just need ah hellehcoptah out of heah! i need to get to ahn island!

    you best yet! lol

  • Indiana rocks!

    lol

    nice video!

  • YAYYY ! You guys eccentric brilliance restores my faith, in a less generified and sycophantic society. Wade has a phenom smile. The accent was hilarious, btw. The 'hostage' guy reminds me of one of the guys from 'il Divo'. ;-) Thanks for Cher-ing your creative cleverness.

  • Hey, thanks for watching and laughing!

  • Where's the helicockter? He needs a HELICOCKTER now!

  • lol devin's always so whatevia lol

  • whateva

  • Where is he from again? Sorry I didn't catch that.

  • fuck you guys are so motherfucking funny. fuck. you guys are almost as good as somosh

  • Actually we are better, but our humor is so dangerous that we can't let to many people in on the secret.

  • yeah. you guys own

  • i love you baby eaters ^^

  • "What about a helicopter rental service?"

    wow, seriously, i haven't laughed so hard in a long time. you guys are fucking great :)

  • Glad we could get your belly to jiggle with laughs

  • i think this was your best yet.

    i laughed hysterically, i love you guys!

  • ward: "then you speak hilarious."

    devin: "why, oh god, why, why in the- what in- who- where did you get your training?"

    travis: "do you think i'm fonney? do you think my accent is fonney?"

    HILARIOUS... that's my favorite part. just in case you were wondering.

  • Roflcopter. Lolerskates.

    Kickass action thriller scene, BabyEaters. I was at the edge of my seat with suspense!

  • Why does Travis sound like AHHHNOLD??

    Good stuff, guys!

  • Ellicopter! D:<

  • "For two minutes you did."

    Travis = Gay Austrian Yoda?

  • amazing.

  • Gov. Arnold took someone hostage? (love that last line... "that just obviously made up"... you guys are just plain fun!)

  • Unshaven guy, why do you sound like Ahnuld Swartzeneggah? Most terrorists are not from Austria. Squirrelly guy, you speak "hilariously" not "hilarious". It's an adverb. Handsome guy, this skit should've been called "Victimization" and not "Hostage". These "friends" of yours are really victimizing you.

  • From Unshaven guy: MOST terrorists are not from Austria. Most being the key word. Not to mention the character mentions where he is from...and it didn't sound like Austria to me. Somewhere a bit more East I believe.

  • Who gave me a -1?!?!?!? My comment was all in good fun.

  • lmao this is too funny you sounded like this kid not funny daddy blooduh, youtube vid and schwarzenegger (don't know if i spelled the dude's name right) makes me think of rektankuls haha...not making sense i know lol. 5/5 and fav'd :D

  • We rarely make sense ourselves.

  • Why would arnold guy try to hold nice hair guy hostage???? and why does shiny teeth guy come to work high????? THERE'S NO HOPE IN DOPE, KIDS!!!!!

  • Well...they did all die.

  • EXACTLY!!!!!!!!

    this story had an excellent moral. kudos.

  • I laughed so hard at this I had to keep stopping it and rewinding to catch what I missed. Srsly my favorite one you have ever done!!

  • NICE!

  • THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!!

    Hahaha. Trav your accent was sexy. =]

  • Thanks. It makes all the ladies puuurrrrr. Well...my lady likes it.

  • the hostage is like totally sexy to the MAX maaaann! hahahha

  • THat's why I chose him!

  • ooh ohhh! next time choose us together and then we can have one of those terrible life experiences brings us together type things! yeah! like, maybe we could get snowed in together! or be on a plane thats going to crash, mile high club, yeah! hahaha

  • I'll do my best to organize that...just as long as I get my damn helicopter!

  • You have just set a new standard in hostage negotiations! LOL! Well, I guess that strategy got rid of the problem! :D Jack

  • trav you sound like my grandma (german side). which is really unfortunate, so its not funny. oh yeah and i saw that drunk look-a-like of you in the gym again. i was waiting for him to fall off the treadmill. i mean seriously- who goes to the gym DRUNK?

  • that's too funny! i ride my bike drunk, and yeah, I do fall down.

  • If I were to ever actually go to a gym I would probably be drunk.

  • thats just obviously made up...

    lolzzzzz

  • thouroughly enjoyed the swearing. this is long. and you sounded like the "blood" kid, it's not funy.

  • Ward is one hell'of a great negotiator, he stayed calm and collective during most of the situation at hand, he only laughed like 3 times, he even told the nazi not to shoot the hostage like 5 times! Most importantly, he did the right thing in the end!

    The F'n nazi was a big fat lier! There is no such town in Germany, Russia or New England! My kudos go out to you Ward for a job well EXECUTED! What a BANG UP job! POPS

  • Farfegnugen.

  • ahhhh, my thrice weekly endorphine enhancer...dopamine reducer...

  • AWESOMELY HILARIOUS!!!!  Dude sounded like ARNOLD. Hasta la vista, Baby! (eaters)

  • funny

  • Very funny

  • This one was pretty good.

  • Bahahaha! I loved this! That accent was sooo funny!!! Hehehehe!

  • UHAHUAHUAHUAHUHUAHUAHUAHUAHUHU­A

    yeah, now that one was hilarious

  • Your life is ONLY worth a helicopter??...You should have asked for a briefcase packed with money, a super powered jet, and Hugh Hefner's entourage.

  • It was gonna be a golden helicopter...if that helps.

  • Why - oh God - Why? (*sputter*)

    Why? What? Who? Where did you get your training?

    ......

    I'm f-ing dead!

    No, you're f-ing HILARIOUS!

    I bust a gut laughing at this one.

    You guys know how to have fun. Thanks for passing the fun around.

  • haha! He sound part german part danish! LOL

  • At least Ward successfully negotiated a beer for Devin before things went bad.

  • I think I'm in love

  • I think we're alone now.

  • Improvisation... Way of the future!

  • Today!

  • LoL. "That's just obviously made up." That made me giggle.

  • That was priceless

  • okay. i need for you guys to be higher.

  • sound like Arnold :P

  • It's really tragic how this all ended.

  • Ah. Greater good and all.

  • Dude, don't ever mock the dude with a gun... lol Neat video guys.

  • lol your accent sounded like that little kid on youtube that keeps saying "blood"

    This is nat fu-kneeee!!! hehehe

  • thats what i thought!!

  • "where did you get your training " XD LMAO

  • Always the same thing.

    Who's playing the victim here? Again!

    Who's asking for help? Again.

    Who's naging about the services rendered?

    Devin, you need therapy.

    >:-)

  • Puppy pulled your card, Devin.

  • wait...there were accents? :-)

  • Way to keep your cool, Ward, I commend you.

  • Ward should take that character and join the cast of Stand-Off. The show might actually be worth watching if he does. Hilarious. What would Arnie do then? Huh? Huh?

  • Not familiar with that show. Is it about hostage negotiations?

  • He sounds like the child from the 'blood' video. hahahah

  • Shoot! Yeaya.

  • Keep a sense of humor about it :P nice composure Ward .. LOL Funny :P

  • omgg this is amazing lol

  • well emm hmmm

  • Great sketch. I love y'all more and more each time. ! !

  • devin was my fave character in this.

  • the best 1 from babyeaters

  • He could have just as easily said "Denmark" at the end there. ^_^

  • Ahhh! The only way to get out of the endless sketch!Pull out the fake dynamite! Nice move!

  • Wow, all of a sudden Ward is cool. Please don't let that happen again, thanks.

  • LOL...awesome

  • Very good guys.

  • Sometimes, you guys confuse me.

    Often you make me giggle.

    Thanks for making me sound like a 15 year old girl.

  • That's our mission statement. We'll make you sound like a fifteen year old girl our your time back!

  • The ending totally blew my mind.

  • Pun intended?

  • Actually no!  hahaha.

  • Ahhhahahahahaa! HAhahahahaahaa!

    OMG! I'M DYING HERE YOU GUYS! :D

  • Call 911

  • Pass the joint.

  • thät waas ah wanderfuhl aktschnmovie width mai favorite amerikan whoo oridginahly cohmes frohm mai cauntrii

  • My accent was better.

  • but I am at least austrian... (:

  • I love how the gun is pointed at the hostage taker's own head

  • Shades of Blazing Saddles.

  • HAHA this is great! Love the improv! I am now subbed to your videos.

  • Welcome! Grab a drink and enjoy!

  • Arnold Schwarzetrevor? O:

    America's new hardcore mother-fucker.

  • Sorry Travis, but I cracked up over the accent about the same time Ward did! I think this is my new favorite one!  Love you guys...

  • I stayed up all night studying the native tongue of the people. Sigh. I suck.

  • This is your best video yet!

  • Oh no! Did they get out OK?!? *worried*

  • lmao!!

  • I don't think I've ever met someone from Indiana. That's freaking crazy.

  • but you live in L.A.... there are hundreds of millions of Hoosiers living in L.A. just start asking random folks on the street, probably will find a Hoosier within minutes.

  • Approaching strangers in this city can backfire, I might end up asking someone who thinks I want to hear their life story.

  • It's all about having some ACME dynamite around the house...

  • Just in case.

  • Guns don't kill you, dire situations will kill you.