A Message From Tony Hayward

[kkrbloedhond]

0:36 fucking thing?

did i hear that well ?

[DeadXOnXEarth]

Go Fuck yourself Tony Hayward!!!

[TishyTasha12]

...sorry...

[raiderrocker18]

the "catastrophic" oil spill is already gone. they wanted to go in and clean up the oil, but it had already dissipated

[TheBeastPie123]

bp=bullshi*t people

[B1KMusic]

@TheBeastPie123 No. BP = British Pussies

[MistahBenneh]

@B1KMusic How does Britain have anything to do with an oil company that fucked up in America? So if American Airlines started crashing planes in other countries, it's right for every country to call AA American Assholes? Stop brandishing a country all because one company fucks up. You seriously need to get out more and stop crying over a website. Rant over.

[B1KMusic]

@MistahBenneh

1 BP used to be called British petroleum, so yes, they are initially british

2 Yeah, because what kind of person crashes a plane in other territory? Only an asshole would.

3 Fuck you I wasn't brandishing shit, you're being a self-righteous piece of shit implying that I'm racist for making a joke

4 I'm sorry my joke got you all butthurt, but that doesn't mean you should rant about it. Nobody wants to hear you BAWWW -_-

[MistahBenneh]

@B1KMusic So if American Airlines started to fuck up you'd be more than happy for the whole of the US to be blamed? Shut the fuck up you butthurt piece of shit

[B1KMusic]

@MistahBenneh Jesus fucking christ it was A JOKE from TMZ. If you're going to get butthurt, don't bitch and moan at me, go be TMZ's problem.

[llstreetpaint]

sound like Mr. Mackey without mmm-kay

[mrcartman09wanja]

0:36 did he say "fucking"? Oo

[B1KMusic]

@mrcartman09wanja Welcome to the internet

[SmellsLikeNoob]

Could you please die a painful death, Mr. Hayward?

[brokenbones199]

What?

that's it?

"You can make this right"

No you joke, YOU make it right

[thencaesarfalls]

So I heard that BP's CEO (tony hayward, i think) took out a third of his stock in BP three weeks before the spill happened. He removed stock from his OWN company. As if he knew something was going to happen. He also made millions off of selling that stock. Everyone else with BP stock at the time of the spill lost A LOT of money. He profited. Why would he sell that stock if he didn't know something was going to happen?

[livemariobros]

were sorry,were sorry,were sorry,(naked on rug)were sorry,(shoots somebody)were sorry,kills kenny/mysterion were sorry

[mrbits]

Where is Tony Hayward naked on a bear carpet ?

[thebitxpl0r3r]

jajajaja pobre pendejo... espero q hhallan aprendido la leccion sucios capitalistas

[theamazingfuzzlord]

He's all like "Oh it is the US's fault because they are addicted to foreign oil". He practically blames the US for letting BP for drilling in the Gulf and then he says that if he goes down, BP is going down with him. What a self centered douchbag.

[Kilox1000]

@theamazingfuzzlord you don't have to get mad because he pointed out the US is addicted to foreign oil. its true, he didn't say its their fault there was a spill.

[theamazingfuzzlord]

What a stupid idiot. He doesn't know what the hell he just did. All he wants is his early retirement and that other people clean up his mess.

[fannyranny]

whos gonna be the first to bitch when petrol prices go up again?

[mercneo]

@BudddyCpSimNASA Animal lover? LMAO what a freak!

[TheAttackMaster]

we're sorry

[ryz86]

this guys bad but the american government is 1000 times worse :P

[smellslikepurple233]

what a douche.

[OmgRainsockWtf]

Fuck you Hayward. You've learned absolutely nothing from the shit you've done, and your parting words are "Clean up my mess, I'm going to go enjoy my early retirement. Have fun." Fuck you.

[hotdonkeyman]

Soary

[naevan1]

gtfo capitalist money retard,go die in a bloody cell where you belong you misanthropic douchebag.

[KhadaKuraki]

Spend your life fucking things up for the rest of us and then think you can undo it all and clear your conscience with a few words telling US to clean up YOUR mess?... No way buddy. You can go to your death bed knowing this world would have been better off without you. How pathetic.

[Floxy0]

0:33 for a tasty peace of meat!... nom nom nom

[TheAttackMaster]

We're sorry!

[rpeterhart]

"British pollrters" Im sorry american, with your BIG 4 by 4s pumping out toxins intot he air, cos yu could not live without 4 by 4s could yu? The very people that think global warming is a myth get all upset when theres an oil spill!! and trhe shock twist is!! BP is an american company!!!!!

[crustypaynus]

you dun goofd

[boncukch]

SOUTH PARK !!!!! :D

[7Saburo]

We do not destroy the Earth. We double penetrate it

[paniporn]

we're sorrry

[TheAttackMaster]

We're soorry

[slimshady1101ful]

were soooorry

[mindsturm]

we're SOOORRRYYYY XD

[MrDown2Business]

what should i do? should i admit weve done this before? should i say im not a role model?

nah screw that, im gonna keep being a fucking dick :D

[TeamBlackwingStorm]

south park XD



[MrDirdal]

soooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrr­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Mycommentsgethumbsup]

soooorrryyy

[TheAnimefreak1000000]

this dude sounds like a ass hole "its all my fault and now you have to fix it"

[TheAnimefreak1000000]

thumbs up if south park brought you here!!!!

[MiTsRuleZ]

You'll resign or get fired? For killing millions of living things?I vote for decapitation.

[TheAnimefreak1000000]

sorrry 

[xXMrGamePlayerXx]

haha the 2 top comments ARE ACTUALLY THE SAME!

[Rimdogg357]

@xXMrGamePlayerXx actually one of them has a period and the other doesnt o.o

[HOYitsJCxD]

the top two comments are the same. like this comment cause i said that

[archiejamvids]

were sorry now lets see me get to the top

[EpsilonMK12]

Were sorry

[uzumakiking]

Sooooooorry...

[TheyCallmeMunch]

thumbs up if your watching the coon 2 episode right now

[wwtdd1]

@TheyCallmeMunch hahaha yess!!!

[DahSkada]

@TheyCallmeMunch da fuq how do you know???

[tenhauser]

@TheyCallmeMunch

I'll thumbs up if you quit whoring for thumb ups.

[777Jamez777]

Why should we make it right it's your god damn fault you greedy motherfucker xD

[Octavian88mtl]

sorry....

[TheUnderpanties]

What a twat



[JordanMckenzie94]

thumbs up if you got here from the south park video :L <3

[legislative222]

...sorry..

[ArchEnemySlayer]

I'm sorry but, F U t(-_-t)

[Headcrabstastegood]

We're sorry, we didn't mean to open a portal to other dimension and release C'thulu. WE'RE SORRY

[SomeDudes455]

Thumbs up if u hate whet the top 2 comments are the sa... oh wait the top one has a . nevermind

[mulherdoro]

I didn't really wanna listen to this bull sh*t so I only listened for a minite in the beggining and then fast fowarded to the end. right when he said "You can make this right.." UMM what the f*ck?!? WE can make this right? Its YOUR fault, get your lazy ass up and make it right YOURSLEF. Douche...

[XpEAnUTBuTtERsUckSX]

..............Sorry?.........

[ajbalagtas]

he said he was going to resign or get fired lol. only brittish people would say that.

[ProjectLumen]

He wasn't holding a puppy saying he's sorry.

I don't believe him.

[MrAwesomeOThingy]

im british....sooooory



[SexyMW2Shots]

We're sorry

[blahmehblah1]

I thought he sounded funny for an English person

then I realised it was an American cunt trying to attempt an accent

[xXPersecutorXx]

were deeply sorry

[SuperPillboxhat]

any point in mentioning the british dont even own most of bp anymore....

[rolflmaoweeee]

@SuperPillboxhat The british own over 60% of B.P

[Slipknotic3]

I love when someone puts in so much work into their comment, an entire paragraph, only to get less thumbs up then some idiot who just quotes the video. What is this world coming to.

[deserteagle421]

@Slipknotic3 sorry...

[tyformer]

Your sorrys will never pay for the lives Cthulhu took. ASSHOLES!!!

[fuckugimmeausername]

Like if you came here from south park.

[ebuVisionVideos]

fuck you hayward

[seamusfinnigan2000]

We're sorry....sorry......sowwie...

[CEPBAJI]

We're sorry

[kensei85]

sowwie

[xXPersecutorXx]

were deeply soory

[Laporisduvelay]

@xXPersecutorXx I knew someone would say it XD

[xXPersecutorXx]

@Laporisduvelay xD ^^

[KBMadhouse]

We're sorry... We're sorry... We are deeply sorry...

[SwiftComedy]

Hey wait a second...

[rannierunsfast]

I'm sorry..

[js100serch]

thumbs up if south park brought you here XD

[javyisthis300]

@js100serch Thumbs down, attention seeker.

[js100serch]

I'm Just a south park fan =) don't get mad

[javyisthis300]

@js100serch You're an attention seeker too, umad?

[bobopatch11]

were sorry

[insertawesome]

I wonder what Captain Hindsight would say about this?

[kcebja]

omg i love the comments above on the top comments because they think they actually know something about htis freaking spill lol anyway there is loads of crap that not one citizen knows that the actual workers and our government knows

[renanddookie2094]

he saed fukc

[Iceman9769]

@fugyy20 Jesus fucking Christ. When I read that comment, it made me think of all the retards like you who plague this world. Learn to do a bit of research before opening that mouth of yours and spurting out random bullshit. Otherwise, just shut the fuck up.

[AlienSphinkter]

We're sorry.

[cesarman1234]

@AlienSphinkter Sorry

[TheRobbySin]

fuck it.

[pitatapiu]

lookit all dat earl in mah skrimp!

[szotrab80]

press 5 for "fucking thing" part

[SuperAsdfgfdsa]

0:36 Did he said f*cking?

[anderenwelt]

@SuperAsdfgfdsa I think so lol

[DarkSasuKun]

We're Sorry, Soooooorry.

[Cak3z]

I haven't commented on a video in a very long time but fuggy20. That is THE most stupid comment I've ever seen! Many countries have different names for instance United States of America, USA, US, The States... Or just plain old America. What a wazzock.

[rob8241]

Im sorry

[fugyy20]

British people are obviously stupid i mean, they cant even come up with a name for their country (Great Britain, England, United Kingdom, etc..)

[Gunganator]

@fugyy20 thanks for proving how much of a retard you are, in trying to be smart. England is a country within the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. I'll dumb that down for you shall I? England, Scotland and Wales are the 3 countries that make Great Britain, bit like Ohio, Arizona and Utah are just a few that make up the United States of America. Then we have Northern Ireland making the UNITED KINGDOM of Great Britain and Nothern Ireland, Like USA and Canada Make North America

[Badgerbitesback]

@Gunganator don't foget NI mind... its still a country... seperate from EIRE as it is, also the islands dominions and dependancies

[firemouth666]

@fugyy20 ur a fucking retard



[xWalKerz]

@Pill88Dickle If you saying all British are like Cockneys your mistaken, North is true England fuck the cockneys.

[cghygyy]

@Pill88Dickle Where did you stay?

[arcangelmarvin]

They Need Captain Hindsight

[xWalKerz]

@Pill88Dickle Right so if all British are like that then all Americans are fat redneck child molesting fags? Got a little history lesson for ya. Your family is from England! Americans fucked off because they couldnt handle all us drinking and having sex so basically your country is built on a bunch of pussys. Congratz! Now if you dont mind im off for tea and crumpets with the Queen like all of us British do daily according to idiots like you

[cghygyy]

@Pill88Dickle Shut the fuck up.

Have you ever BEEN to England?

It's like saying all Americans are fat, lazy and are rednecks

Douchebag

[MsEggyWeggy]

@Pill88Dickle Yes i agree that quite a lot of brits do give Americans a lot of shit and Tony Hayward pisses me off too, but we dont take the piss out of americans much. If anything the relationship that our counries have is rarther strong and the only piss takers are the dumb chavs that think they are 'hard' to stereotype and mick take. The rest of the British population respect American citizens.

[MsEggyWeggy]

@Pill88Dickle contary to what you might storetype us Britons as we are NOT all pompous ,stiff upper lip ,born with a sliver spoon on our mouths! the majority of us and nothing like this. please stop lumping us in with the minority!

[MsEggyWeggy]

"staticstically f*****g thing" !!! epic phrase

[ipwnyoudiehaha]

"were sorry"

[Lorre852]

Great dub, this is really what he should've said.

[SamSavidge1996]

The south park apology was better... he was naked stroking seals

[JinZanmato]

Sorry.......

[AroundTheCorner1]

lulSony

[WiggieWomper]

You used to not be able to set water on fire, now you can

[RhysFace22]

Im sorryyyyyyy, im really sorryyy

[bewbs249]

nothing changes shut up and have another drink

[DaveSimonH]

Sign a petition on facebook, pretend you are doing a good deed and then watch as drilling company A are replace by company B and you can continue driving your 1.5 ton 4x4

[raznor86]

bla bla bla south park bla bla

- just another thumbs-up-whore -

[illcities]

what a nob



[000StanMarsh000]

I remember on the south park movie when he laying naked in front of fireplace... hahahah.. you're so gay

[FRANKIELALALA]

We're......soooorrrrrryyyyy

[kc307]

Press 5.. it just doesnt sound right from him..

[Slippedibob]

sooooooooorreeh.............

[TheDaveSk8CooL]

lol i clicked this bcuz i thought it was south park

[Lighthouse418]

seriously...

[GodofQTipz]

sooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrr­ry

[aIteredbeast]

Great Man !! I worked for BP in Nigeria for 7 years and this guy flew onto the rig and spent the day talking to us about how we felt as workers and our opinions. I think he along with BP were both just being used as a scapegoat to cover the failings of the American contractors. C'mon and stop crying, this is why the court can't touch BP. As a shareholder in BP I think people like me have been more than generous in risking our share values by taking responsibility for your own countries failings

[Kitsunefan9]

Sorry !

Want to sign your rights away for a quarter of the money you lost?

[PerpetualBurn17]

DP....we no longer fuck the world....we DP it.

[Gtrplyr1]

these greedy pricks only care about money!! They knew the mission was dangerous but didn't care, now when disaster happens they are so worried about loss of money and their own image that they spray toxic chemicals BANNED BY THE UK AND SWEDEN into the ocean which doesn't even get rid of the oil !!!! IT MAKES IT SINK!!! I hate you corporate a..holes. By the way for those who don't know the toxic sprays has claimed the lives of many people causing the lungs to Disolve!!

[blackyblackblack505]

When the fuck are we going to start using electric and solar power.

[CrawlingGrampa]

Soorry

[VongolaAQW223]

were sorry.......

[zkemm76]

FUUCK U MOTHER FUCKER

[TheRobbySin]

SOUTH PARK BROUGHT ME HERE, AGAIN.

[ArtisanBlade]

Pffft.....not BP's fault. 

[TheLovableCrotch]

Yeah Tony Hayward is definitely not the only douchebag in this scenario. Look at your shitty constitutional republic you got going on down the States and your laissez-faire economy which is just a fertile breeding ground of lobbyism...Jesus get some state regulation...A whole generation of American's are just completely engulfed in anti-communism that they cannot see that elements of socialism is good. Extreme socialism is bad but extreme corporatism is also bad. MODERATION...

[Cyc1on3]

@TheLovableCrotch yup no government insight was definetly the cause. BP needs to admit the fucked up and take control and responsibility for their actions. Just because the federal government sets regulation still wounldnt of garenteed sucess.

[Goffeth]

@TheLovableCrotch Corporatism? Yeah, it's actually called "capitalism." Also, I'd like to see you run for government in America, maybe join Congress - sounds like you have some incredible ideas no one's thought of

[TheLovableCrotch]

@Goffeth lol Listen bud, I'm not saying my ideas are revolutionary. In case you didn't know corporatism is a political body, but I'm assuming you don't know too much about politics to make such an unintellectual, non-progressive and uneducated comment. I wouldn't waste my time running for the most corrupt institution in the western world.

[DHedin14]

@TheLovableCrotch You're completely correct. People around here need to realize that America is starting to be run on greed. There need to be more regulations, there for our own good! Just look what happened here. THIS COULD HAVE BEEN PREVENTED!!!!

[Sporora]

@TheLovableCrotch corporatism does not equal capitalism...

[tyformer]

@TheLovableCrotch You british asshole

[dylanfleck]

Way to ruin the gulf.

[fartlek55]

Is it just me, or does he look like Mr. Bean? Look close and you'll see some resemblence...

[javacola25]

I expected more bear skin rug.

[jeman47]

Deeply sorry yeeah DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPLY

[lctriguy69]

obviously fake

[gauravthemaurav]

Funny how the US blame Britain for the spill. The media in the US don't bother reporting that BP supplies the US troops with oil, and is owned and gives more jobs to Americans than British people.

[petercool2]

@gauravthemaurav agreed. Of the shareholders, 40% are British, 39% are American.