A Drunk Jack Marston Vs. Train

[BFK4LOIFE]

lmao, someone got WEIRD.

[HARDCOREFATNINJA]

if it was a drunk chuck norris the train would of exploded on impact

[dean44100]

i like turning on invincibility and jumping off high as fuck places and watching Mr. Marston hit stuff on the way down, its how i stimulate the gross twisted side of my personality, can anyone else relate?

[dman12391]

COME AT ME BRO



[diamondring62]

How do you get him pissed? :P

[DislexiaKilledTheCat]

@diamondring62 You can buy drinks from bars in towns or use cheats XD

[DOCTAJ1111]

so this is the end of the game

[NeggesTV]

LooL



[soulbringer4thedude]

@MrsBrowniiie lol uve heard of the I LIKE TRAINZ KID :3

[MrAustizy]

lol i could see someone being drunk and this happen in real life

"DAMMIT i missed the train"

"well better go catch it"

ha

[TUCKER1111100]

i dont get it why when you stick a pedestrian on the track they explode but when you do it you just get rolled out of the way wtf

[thecpmanfirebird1106]

the game should of ended like that

[Epicwin912]

@thecpmanfirebird1106 His gravestone would read "He died as he lived.. Drinking alcohol."

[nyc14gauge]

If it was John, the train would have altered its course to drive around him. 

[xbox999999]

i like turtles

[XxCrazygr33kxX]

(Deutsch)

Kleine Info : Hahaha packt einen mit dem Lasso und knotet ihn fest, dann legt ihn auf die gleise und kuckt was dann passiert >:D

(English) Small info: Hahaha packs a happening with the lasso and tied it tight, then places it on the tracks and see what it >:D

[lookatmyshoesdie]

thats what you get for being so cocky :D 

[Gamer21663]

guys its jack marston he died at the end of the game then you play his son grown up /\ /\

[SlumDogBillionaire1]

"Oh Yeah, John's gonna win, he's gonna wi- " *Trains Hits him* "WTF!?! HOW DID HE LOSE!?"

[Atomicacid1band]

i had my money on John Marston

[nabeelnajid]

guys i read a tombstone once in red dead it say the man was checking on the track that the train was coming or not it was same thing happen to jack :(

[Harvester6of6Sorrow]

I do this all the time and i always win...

[salbics2007]

this is jack marston



[Salb814]

Aaah damn it I thought he was gonna turn into bloody pulp!!

[soyelchupacabra123]

so good. now type in... sexy beast chupacabra

[MinecraftUser179]

you dont say?

[MrNiceguy976]

I don't know which death is more tragic, John's or Jack's!

[42301nesmitht]

@MrNiceguy976 im confused??? which one is the son and who did both die????

?

[altair1503]

why spoiler alert?

[Renzex11]

Maybe if you throw a dynamite to the people that gun down john... maube all of them die and your still alive!!

[Yuppi89]

i like trains!

[YovilleDrummer]

should of said chuck norris vs train

[roger13772]

he took that train like a boss

[Timster480]

@MrsBrowniiie people like you are everything that's wrong with the world

[boydjosh5662]

lol



[mikejrichardson]

If this makes top coment :\

Watch my vids ^.^ :D

[ClanClannagh]

would of been funnier if the train was just about to hit him and it blew up or a horse ran jack over from behind then got hit by a train

[Rocklar911]

And the winner is, in cause of a disqualification of using a disseminated force and attack from the back (see the video) IS..... JACK MARSTON

[scaryazz]

ha ha ha thats realy funny

[LIKEABOSS609]

hmm... he should be ok!

[5577Luke]

I completed the game you unlock the suit at the end of the game.

Or you used A Cheat to become Jack.

*(Jack Attack)*

[TheZevasco]

I like trains...

[BigDaddy6270]

John:PA! PA! WHERE ARE YOU PA I KNOW YOUR OUT HERE HIC

[DEstroyer5213]

I'd laugh if the train stopped in front of him.

[BennyBenussmi]

I did not laugh

[LoveMcChris]

@MrsBrowniiie LOL! i love asdf videos!

[TheEdwardsFilms]

no shit the train won!!!

[coyote545454]

DAMMIT!!! I thought jack would win.

[SpecialEffectsUK]

He was like..."up the ass, put it up my ass"

[ChaKum99]

hodya get drunk in the middle of a train track?

[pivotman342]

@ChaKum99 He used the drunk cheat

[SkaAlien]

cheap laugh haha

[wupassable]

IS THERE GONNA BE A REMATCH FOR THIS?!?!?!?!?

[Ecofreak96]

Like father...like son..?

[MrGhostface2011]

Jack like trains.

[TwentyOneFootRule]

@MrsBrowniiie LOL good One

[Serban500]

lol

[Probabl3hAHoax]

@TwentyOneFootRule  How could

[IxEATxRAINBOWSx172]

yay jack dies!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LOLVOTEING]

TRAIN DRIVER

Y U NO SWERVE

[higareda55]

he didn'd resist so much pain, losing his parents was too much for him.

[Coolblaster6]

GG bro.

[Praw1302]

did you use cheats

[MultiBagby]

Im drunk you dont have an excuse

[IINameCHangerII]

YOU CANT KILL ME IM HOWARD MOOOOOOOOON!!!!

[supernintendogames1]

TRAIN WINS

FLAWLESS VICTORY

FATALALITY

[FunkyBananaMan31]

lol nice one

[supernintendogames1]

how did you get drunk in the dessert?

[thepspshootwer]

@supernintendogames1 its a cheat

I'M AS DRUNK AS A SKUNK,AND TWICE A SMELLY

[2010PolluxTroy]

Just like you showed me, Pa!

[culbertsonew]

Spoiler alert: Train wins

[fretkomartin]

GOOOOD

[2TJW]

FLAWLESS VICTORY

[Skulman54]

His name is John not Jack!

[MrCodyBrody]

@Skulman54 >.>

[alanrasul123]

@Skulman54 have you played the hole game?

[DunnJProductions]

@Skulman54 If you played the whole game you'd know that it IS Jack, because.... something.... happened..... to John...... *cries*

[jokkepokke95]

*Hic*

[halfhott]

surprised he even made it to the tracks

[swat1noah]

and that was funny

[swat1noah]

i dint beat the game but im at mexico misson like first one

[Kosoumi]

LMFAO



[ShadowXxKnight]

who won?!

[funnybot44]

@ShadowXxKnight

0:36

[ShadowXxKnight]

@funnybot44 that was not a real question :) but thanks

[commander144]

*train collides with jack*

yaaaaay he's dead

[FunnyFanatics]

I guess there won't be another Red Dead...

[himan1385]

Drunk John: I guess I will walk on this road -Walks on train tracks-

Train: -CHOO- -CHOO-

Drunk John: What's that Mom! time to---

-Train hits John-

[fertolito]

@himan1385 That was Jack *

[isztwan67]

@himan1385 Its jack asshole

[TheWolf185]

@isztwan67 jack's name is John, Jack is his nickname. bet he didn't know that anyway though.

[TheDiego1255]

@TheWolf185 Jack's name is John? Jack is Johns son lol

[TheWolf185]

@TheDiego1255 John named him after himself so they call him Jack to avoid confusion. I have a friend named john that's always referred to as jack.

[CauseForTheConcern]

not john, it's jack

[YoLamoNacho]

@himan1385 jack dude

[rpd3movies]

@himan1385 john must be jack XD

[761839]

Thats gonna leave a mark

[TheDeivlCriesTears]

Oh shit the train is coming better turn around 0:26

[Allsoproductions]

Jack Didn't battle cuz he knows his son will avenge him

[amelz02]

@Allsoproductions you mean john his son is jack

[AustinKnoT]

Thomas the Tank Engine got a little darker.

[BATHEPAIN]

TRAIN FTW

[15TheNobodies]

Fucking lul'd

[iBabyShamHD]

Oh bury me not, On the lone imprery where the kayotes whale and the wind blows free, And when i die don't bury me neith' Neith the western sky, and and lone imprery. XD

[B0ULLIE]

I used to fight trains like you once, then I took an arrow in the knee.

[xxUNDEADxxify]

@B0ULLIE SHUTUP WITH THE DAMN ARROW IN THE KNEE IT'S NOT FUNNY ITS ANNOYING AS HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[B0ULLIE]

@xxUNDEADxxify qq

[blackpanthers20011]

choo choo

[IidaYukioMarcelo]

i like trains

[SkateMonst3r99]

Do u think Jack could've won if he shot the train?

[RedDeadRedemption93]

theres a few people that say its john, but its JACK! can u see his face?

[jimjamsim]

its john marston not jack marston

[MultiHitman1234]

@jimjamsim It can't be, because you can't wear that outfit with John. Before I reached the ending, I did all the tasks for the outfit but it wouldn't allow me to buy the last scrap until I beat the game.

[jimjamsim]

@MultiHitman1234 but jack is johns son and jack is shorter and has shorter hair too. so i cant be jack

[caitlinatwood]

@jimjamsim it's jack because you play jack at the end when you finish the game

[PureMadnezz122]

@jimjamsim lol you obviously havent comleted the game yet so shut the fuck up

[jimjamsim]

@PureMadnezz122 dude chill out i only just finished the game. SORRY for being wrong.

[1Gr1mm]

He likes trains dun dun dun~

[1453Team]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha!!!!!!!!!!

[TheHuddster123]

I once tied a whore to a railroad =) EPIC!

[RandomGaming26]

sweet

[imAsupAhHoBo]

I bet $20 on John Marston... Ohhhhh shit I just lost $20 bucks

[tardersauce12]

i put a horse in front of a train once... it was epic

[garfieldz1000]

i like trains

[nathanielhrt9]

LOL, when he turned away from the train, thinking "Oh Shiiii this was a bad idea" was soooo funny

[mzmet2001]

he can barely even stay of the track XD

[DrsJacksonn]

I thought Jack was gonna win. A disappointment.

[failure0to0authority]

"shiit cops think im sober" *train ram* "ok im drunk"

[MagicTeacher810]

i like trains...

[SolidSherman]

@VideoGameWalk cheats

[TheSicdic]

hahaha train wins :D

[starwarsguysrule]

"I'm gonna....I"m gonna so get...get that HICCUP, that train right there....and I'm gonna....BURP.....HICCUP, take that train.....and I'm gonna steal it...and...and stuff....and ye-" BOOM!!!

[kajdrengen]

it is John Marston! thumbs up if agree

[reddot981]

this vid sucks ass

[reddot981]

tus vid sucks ass

[NickyAmerica]

*In druken, off pitch southern voice*

John Marston: I'MMMM A COWWWBOOOOOYYYY

*Gets hit by train*

John Marston: FUCK

[MrUkcarnage]

you know what would be funny. if the train bounced of him

[eb62224]

it's a bug.......

[gtafan2006]

so can you steal the train in this game. if so im buying it just so i can cause havoc driving at insane speeds of 88 miles an hour and derailing into a hotel.

[TwentyOneFootRule]

@gtafan2006 nope you can ride the train 

[gtafan2006]

@TwentyOneFootRule damn it all i ride the subway enough in gta iv i thought rockstar was gonna be different and let you steal all the trains like in gta san andreas hopefully they do that in gta v with the red line subway or its equivilalent rockstar spoof on that famous subway line. perhaps call it the brown line like the brown streak from san andreas.

[PoofDaddy1000]

@TwentyOneFootRule you mean you cannot drive the train

[NaviZelda9]

@TwentyOneFootRule

or you can rob it, kill everyone....

[OnlyTy91]

@gtafan2006 You should still buy Red Dead. In my opinion, it's a *way* better game than GTA 4. There's way more to do, and the story is way better. Hunting, getting chased by posses, people getting lynched, tying hookers to railroad tracks... Awesome.

[gtafan2006]

@OnlyTy91 well shooot i cant say no to tying loose women to railroad property im buying it next month!

[OnlyTy91]

@gtafan2006 Awesome! Well, I've done *my* good deed for the day. lol

[Davidovar34]

@gtafan2006

LOL @ derailing into a hotel XDD

[gtasaps2cheater]

I'm drunk. Lol a train *crash and dead

[P4ttegrisen]

this is how i get to school

[FreeRiderVideos12]

loololololo that was pretty funny ha ha

[Komillion1]

Lol

[11Neymar7]

His name's John,not Jack

[XXSTRIKINGEAGLEX]

@11Neymar7 its jack his son you play as him after the game

[11Neymar7]

@XXSTRIKINGEAGLEX O.K ;))

[TheKillerPokeball]

A Drunk Chuck Norris vs Train, (what the train doesn't know is Chuck Norris gets stronger when hes drunk)

[HBK2011FAN]

hahahahahaahahahaahahahaha.rea­lly drunk!

[jacobadboy90]

Wheres all the RUm

[MrFlacid1]

I knew a lot of players that didn't even finish after getting Jack because there weren't any markers on the map, if I remember correctly. You gotta talk to someone in the northeastern town to REALLY finish.

[punji73]

@MrFlacid1 thats correct and i did that the very first time i played and completed it well over a year ago now lol

[flickerstickers]

that was the most epic thing on youtube

[IcomeIviewIcomment]

his father would be proud

[crappywindow]

and he's still fucking alive.

[SpriteFactoryProduct]

I guess you could say......... HE'S DRUNK AS A SKUNK AND TWICE AS SMELLY.

[legendarycupcake]

@SpriteFactoryProduct YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

[FwDxNiNjA]

No its jack marston theres 3 you can tell theres no objective on the mini map so hes obvs complteted the game "spoiler" john dies he has longer hair than john and when he spins around he looks nothing like john

[chosenoneimcoming]

that train was obviously using some kind of hack or else it would of been destroyed..

[ETKnox17]

Jack Marston? It's John Marston....

[superJoshHarris]

@ETKnox17 no its jack marston

[Metallicaman971]

@ETKnox17 After you complete the game you come back about 15 years later as his so (jack) :P

[ratchetjak7459]

@Metallicaman971 Definitely not 15 years later, only a few years.

[princevegeta97]

i fought the train, and the train won

[mikavasco]

0:28!! try too read thise while watching the rest of the video.

*walks drunkely over the tracks*

*heres a strange voice in my head*

*ignores train and turns around*

(a Dramatic Chipmunk soundtrack comes up)

Jack: Dad?

*gets rammed by train*