Spartans, What is your Profession?

[avp076]

Duivensport

[imperialguard8475]

we had to watch this clip in history and loads of us boys chanted it! And all the girls looked at us : )

[Cdog291]

he just got verbally bitched slapped

[Mr4YOUR]

Leonidas- WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?

Pantheon- Baker

[Moyonko1]

@Mr4YOUR HAHHAHAHAHAAH LOL

[Zak024]

I remember after watching the movie and heading out into the lobby of the theater, I yelled this out and every single guy that just watched the movie did the same thing as the spartans, everybody else in the lobby just stared at us lol

[Maraujo04]

CAKE DECORATORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRR

[TLG1300]

Realest shit I ever heard

[kolak22]

@areaon , how you think it's not profession, I go to A-u-u-u-u school

[areaon]

A-U-U-U-U-U IS NOT A PROFESSION GOD DAMMIT!!!

[gurkis35]

@areaon Thats like a war shout tbh. Meaning that their profession is being warriors.

[TheVenturino123]

I can't stand how he's trying to deny people when he is heavily outnumbered...he didnt let that deformed guy fight, like wtf..he's letting these sculpters and w/e the hell they are fighting but he dosnt let the deformed guy fight? take every man you can get asshole

[wolfie1979]

@TheVenturino123

Don't forget hoplite tactic required every man to hold their shield up to defend the man next to him. The deformed guy could simply not do this. Rarely did they fight out of formation. 2, even do the movie didn't addressed it, you know their was some kind of prejudice going on. By all accounts Spartans would not have allowed him to live so having him around would not have been acceptable to the rest.

[irongut12345]

DAK SAUCE!!!!

[ninja7654]

Feels like some USMC shit

[Basic055]

wat kind of profession is AWUUHH?

[laxin1231]

1:05 = epic win

[TenTomaszRap]

one of the most epic dialogues before the plot really starts

[jabloko992]

FULL GEAR HARD-CORE EPICNESS IN THE AIR!!!

[bartvers]

Duivensport!

[takeahint123]

4CHAN WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION.

 A-U-U-U-U-U A-U-U-U-U-U

See reddit, i bought more trolls than you did.

[Herertic616]

that is how you perform a bitchslap

[JesseVictors]

@Herertic616 no. This is undoubtedly a pwn. One level higher than bitchslap. What is higher than pwn you say? Rape. That's what happened to much of Xerces army...

[kmartin426]

just got a chubby

[Rehaxxor]

sounds would be better if they would say it 100 times

[yeuuuuu]

Owned him lol

[slawek12935]

takie rzeczy to w ZST-Rzeszów robimy:D

[InSewerILive]

31 Arcadians...

[darthvader9714]

to learn to respect Greece.PROUD TO BE GREEK.

[Icecreamtruckbomb]

@darthvader9714 ok lets get something straight...back then greece was pretty awesome, now its a failure thats just dragging the rest of the eu down

[KillVision133]

Oh no he didn't !

[dolphdodger]

Spartans, what's the chemical symbol of gold? AU AU AU

[ElipProduction]

0:08 Silence! I KILL YOU

[delany61]

This is how my football team breaks down after a game or practise...........Of course we spratans!

[acethenuke114]

@delany61 spartan's.....just sayin XD

[SImplyARD]

Fucking Legendary

[kingelf3]

arkadian king: haroo isnt a facking profrshion!

[heatoff1999]

imagine if one of the spartans screams out BAKEEEEER !

[spartanjeff77]

Great film, love this scene...

[furydesigner]

my profession is youtube commenter 

[mercuryrulz]

PWND

[imnumber0ne]

awesome scene

[Mursch92]

MY PROFESSION!?! Well now that i think about it I always wanted to be a baker. - Pantheon

[RudyCortez2]

Marines!!!! What is your profession!!!

[300spartanswin]

30 people are potters,sculptors and blacksmiths

[SliceGaming]

My profession? well now that i think about it, i always wanted to be a baker. Yes, a baker. -Pantheon.

[XxCRDAxX]

COW!!!

[kevc222ud]

for the retards who say this movie has no good quotes..... also if you think 300 is better than gladiator click the fucking like button

[Thechad201]

This scene is pretty boss.

[SuperPownage123]

STRIPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rellik141]

Aroo!

[Hung619]

Daxos got owned, Leonidas troll face

[diskretniheroj9]

legend

[emshan27]

MAGICIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

[drakoon5]

Really Spartans? How is that even supposed to be a profession?! It's isn't even a word!

[ProfMike789]

Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! And I part-time at Bed Bath and Beyond!

[MrRofl98]

I WANA BE AN A-U-U-U-U-U :/

[majorplates]

@MrRofl98 LMAO!!!HAHAHAHAHA

[Razorlvirus]

COMPUTER TECHNICIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!­!!!!!!



[1996killerman]

BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TroubadourPariahTV]

I think my favorite thing about Spartan warriors is that they encouraged gay sex among their ranks to boost the fighting spirit of their military! Hahahahaha ^_^*

[DaimonaC]

@TroubadourPariahTV ...and you are from usa? cool story bro

[TroubadourPariahTV]

@DaimonaC I am a child of Earth and starry Heaven;

But my race is of Heaven alone.

[theperv01]

Sparta only won due to strategy not the quality of their soldiers tarrien home turf knowledge of land. However their is also an unsung hero who if it wasn't for him the 300 would have been slaughterd like cattle. His name was mysticales and he alone prevented Persians from coming behined the Spartans and squashing them. He was Athenian and was brilliant in naval warfare. He helped not only Sparta but Athens as well. Look him up here on youtube

[ChobinoftheFunk]

@theperv01 Umm... Recheck your history. The 300 WERE slaughtered like cattle. They did, however, manage to keep the Persians from being strong enough to actually win the war.

[ChobinoftheFunk]

@theperv01 Also... Sparta did have some of the best-trained soldiers of the Greek city-states, mainly because their philosophy pretty much WAS war. All their attention was focused on being strong and winning at war, and, to do that, they had to be good fighters, especially given that this was an age where guerrilla warfare was virtually unheard-of.

[Haizeel]

9gag.com

/gag/1247649



[TheK4l4m123]

OOOOH BUNRNED

[painown]

I would cry MASHED POTATOES!



[CrucisJon]

Hey there's a saying from a Spartan ( forgot his name but i saw it on the Total war loading)

Spartan does not ask how many they are , but where they are .

Why leonidas is saying in the end of the video , I brought more soldiers than you did , that doesn't matter ! Spartan will still whoop those arcadians ass if they fight xD

[bachthoven1685]

@CrucisJon Yes, Agis II of Sparta said that.

[CrucisJon]

@bachthoven1685 thanks for reminding me sir :D

[mskidi]

spartans were higly trained professional warriors and part of the most evolved society of their times.it would be a pitty if people thought this entertaining comic is accurate history wise.haul or any other animal like sound would be of the question for them.

[asianprideyeex2]

QUALITY OVER QUANTITY

[Trinseratori00]

frankly i think that the blacksmith would be good for battle

[iamlinktheelf]

Owned

[martin4oooooo]

Spartans What Is you PROFESSION ??!!

[MrOwnUrBallz]

0:56.

[Drbolla345]

GREEKS WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION NOW??? UNEMPLOYED AND BROKE. YAY GREEKS.

[DaimonaC]

@Drbolla345 when americans discovered the meat greeks hade already cholesterol that's our hobby ;) smartass

[ElPiperone]

Man, he just counted three arcadians. Maybe the other were real beasts.

[DaimonaC]

and some people are like 'why are you braging all the time that you are spartan?' ...do you know why?

BECAUSE ALL THAT PLACE THAT YOU SEE IN THE MOVIE AND SOME OF YOU ARE LIVING IN DIFFERENT CONTINENTS, IT'S 15 KLM AWAY OF MY HOME AND I SEE IT EVERYDAY. THAT'S WHY.

[ElPiperone]

@DaimonaC So you´re a canadian? Or from california?

[mxturado]

@DaimonaC

HAUL HAUL HAUL!

[DaimonaC]

dudes...it's not a big deference between ancient greek with modern greek language....one greek guy can understand easily ancient greek ...for example the new movie 'immortals' at the begining some whispers were ancient greek but they told them wrong, whatever :D

[elsureste214]

lmao its a war-cry. wut is ur profession? we battle we kill we r warriors. there is no word for wut we are without an army cryn out in unison. alone it wouldn't sound as good but wen u ask an army, the response is one unit. they know this

[Bi0shr00m]

@DaimonaC dude, better yet, theres a language that came after it called latin that im currentaly learning

[DaimonaC]

for all of you,foreigners, who think that greeks today are lazy....YOU have to realize that bad politics and the US dollar made this and its nothing to do with the people of greece,

but pay attention...greek army still kick asses .(im pilot of F-16 block 52++)

[Fliperakis13]

@DaimonaC Συγγνώμη φίλε αλλά στα 23 λίγο δύσκολο να πετάς το πιο προηγμένο μαχητικό της χώρας. Αλλά δεν γνωρίζω κιόλας απλά μου έκανε εντύπωση γιατί δεν πρέπει να έχει πολύ καιρό που τελείωσες Ικάρων. Αν ισχύει, συγχαρητήρια. Ίσως έχεις τους λόγους σου και επομένως δε χρειάζεται να εξηγήσεις κάτι.

[DaimonaC]

awooo doesnt means soldier in greek :) it's just a war scream,top that or learn greeks :D

[XxXPachy05XxX]

@DaimonaC learning it at the moment buddy.

[620026200]

My profession!you know,now that y think about it,y always wanted to be a baker....Yes,a baker!

[HwarangOfFaith]

am i the only one that thinks this scene was just silly? They didn't answer his question... or does "awoo" means soldiers? -_-

sounds stupid.

[rallerap]

most badass soldiers ever..!

[theghostofsparta089]

Does AWOO means warrior?

[Masih89]

@theghostofsparta089 soldiers

[oOOoLittleMissFuzzy]

There was a Spartan in the back giving the z snap after Leonidas' last line.

[Ipawn3r]

i am at army at sparta and i feel proud !

[ImaginedWriter]

Spartans, What is your Profession?

Gay Icons!

[coody94]

-Spartans!!!!....WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?

-Unemployed ...

[AmarAli1995]

I used to be a Spartan.. but then i took an arrow to the knee

[homiedog100]

@AmarAli1995 I used to be AmarAli1995 but then i took an arrow to the knee.

[SportingFanatic1906]

MY PROFESSION?NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT I ALLWAYS WANTED TO BE A BAKER.

[Blueboy0316]

that is an ancient smack down

[ndewan786]

I used to be an AWOO like you, then I took an arrow to the knee

[alfonsomora92]

dammm this gets my skin all fuzzy

[NovaEagle97]

HAHA!! I brought more soldiers than you did!!!:)

[MrThefreefly]

0:56-1:12 best part!

[deiviux123]

I want to be an Ahho when i grow up ! :3

[WouterNed]

@deiviux123 What they scream means war. You can't be a war...

[kace842]

They never actually answered his question?

[AyanasuHitonoTatakai]

This is what we use at our Uni as one college chants :P STEPHENSON, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?!!!!!

[Threshnarr]

I am a student at MSU studying for finals. This video brings me inspiration.

[maestrokk22]

0:00 DUCKSAUCE

[ExtinguishedKhaos]

@maestrokk22 Daxos.

[boredashell44]

For wrestling to pump us up we are the Trojans our captain screams Trojans what is your profession? And we all scream ahh woo ahh woo ahh woo

[ExtinguishedKhaos]

@boredashell44 If Leonidas knew ''Trojans'' were using his and his mens chant, he'd roll over in his grave.

[SuperPownage123]

imagine if one of the spartans screams out BAKER!

[edwinm1]

@SuperPownage123 PORN-STAAAAAAARR!!

[DrJReefer]

@SuperPownage123 No...Fluffer. :p

[SuperPownage123]

@DrJReefer a what?

[DrJReefer]

@SuperPownage123 A fluffer keeps male porn stars hard between takes.

[Thrashlock]

@SuperPownage123 Yes, a baker.

[Felrendo]

HAIRSTYLERS! HAIRSTYLERS!



[MrSoma1415]

i wish to be a spartans if you wish thumbs up

[dtester]

turn on transcribe audio CC, funny stuff

[allforable]

My profession? My next profession is to watch this video again!

[goblue6212]

Epic

[allday1997]

blacksmith has no respect. he didnt say sir!

[bernieclem]

I get a boner every time I watch this clip. Fucking EPIC

[xXxFadeX2XBlackxXx]

This is just pure fucking badass.

[rankomania]

GREEKS WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION? WE ARE UNEMPLOYED!!!

[Risco98]

@rankomania thats fucked up, lol 

[FallenSabre]

i used to be an AHOO... but then i took an arrow in the knee...

[CenastheChamp]

@TheVaktus actually theyr screaming HA-OOH read the quotes dumbass

[Haza9hill]

I like the idea of this happening in the modern day...

"And you - what is your profession?"

"I'm a shop assistant at Millets..."

[TheVaktus]

They aren't screaming AHOO dumbasses, its WAR!! WAR!! WAR!!

[DaimonaC]

im greek from SPARTA

[SolidSnake4Ever2003]

@DaimonaC ah oooooo ah ooooo :D

[balint23h]

@DaimonaC And what is your profession greek from Sparta? :D

[Homiegmyc]

@DaimonaC Why did people thumbs up this so much

[kxllmxe]

fucking spartans, didn't even asnwer the question.

still like them though.

[R10freestyle]

@kxllmxe lol haha!

[starktuna]

@kxllmxe they dont need to their spartans

[gannondorf163]

I used to be a spartan...then i took an arrow to the knee...

[SJGibbons1000]

@nugzta lol, thats cheap man.

[talhavby]

Press 6 for "Idiot , what is your profession?"

[mcorbin88]

29 people are sculptors, potters, and blacksmiths.

[mz204455]

Talk about getting owned :D

[EuromanMovieReport]

Potter = butt-pirat in the days of Sparta!

[Deedravelocity]

they're like "thats right bitch this is what i FCKIN do for a living. clock in 8;30, kill people all day, when 5:30 gets here punch out your time card and go home! sundays we close early."

[yoathan]

better version: bit. ly/tsAfTj

[mariusfk]

-SPARTANS!!! WHAT IS THE GOLD SYMBOL? -AU, AU, AU!!!

[feartheshortone]

Backsauce.



[nightmaresj]

Press 6 for "Idiot"

[darkslayeerz]

Wahooo !!

Yahoo !!

[masterbrice]

Me: Spartans, what is your proffesion?

Spartans: Yahoo! Yahoo! Yahoo!

Me: *Facepalm* -_- That is not a proffesion, that's a search engine!

[zolauwe13]

@masterbrice stop making retarded comments

[masterbrice]

@zolauwe13 it's a joke calm down as loosen up a bit.

[masterbrice]

@zolauwe13 I meant (and) not (ass) sorry it was a typo.

[zolauwe13]

@masterbrice np, :p bad day!

[yagual123]

@masterbrice HAooo not yahoo dumbass

[masterbrice]

@yagual123 Can't take a light joke?

[xpatxjux]

@TheMetalHeadGr well an unemployment rate of 0% would imply that everyone in a given societies labor force would be employed . So as you are right about there loyalty and dedication to there societies, you only proved my point. I'm not quite sure of what you were trying to say though. i believe you might have been misunderstood about 0% being a negative thing maybe?

[Thaklla67]

Where can I learn to be an Ahoo, Ahoo, Ahoo?

[LyubaAllenovna]

@Thaklla67 Parris Island

[cdog1198]

spartan aoo aoo aoo