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  • it seems like Allex is trying to scare thel hell out of people....... gov mind control fear tech??? Maybe I am wrong but it sure feels like that to me.......Mush love 2 all

  • Mind control methods are ineffective on people who partake in holy bread(psilocybin mushrooms).......the illuminatti profit from peoples ignorance....if people get impowered with real knowledge they will no longer be effected by advertising.....no wonder they outlawed psilocyin.....Jesus 8 psilocybin mushooms at the last supper and they R our only hope........but at least we have hope right?? Mush love!! =)

  • Ever seen a communist liberal drink water? no. They drink vodka. They cannot handle the sweet taste of liberty. They are slowly adding chemicals like floride into our water supply to turn it into vodka and into communist liberal satanic pedophiles.

  • @Arodeth I was not talking about that idiot

  • GAY

  • You forgot to wear your tinfoil hat today Alex.

  • Jones is a snake oil salesman for himself.

  • hes dumb ass

  • We must protect our precious bodily fluids!

  • Sometimes he sounds crazy just the way he says thing. So what can we do?

  • @martinezstephanie100

    Change the station?

  • keep laughing and making jokes, but one day ya´all gonna wake up and see what the u.s. government was REALLY all about... ........... ............ ..they´re even inventing "terror criminals" 11 years after 9/!11! ...Alex may not be the most intelligent person at delivering this message but I assure you that Big Brother state is coming, just buy a ticket out of the u.s. or to the u.s. and you will irradeaded with cancer rays into your body by an x-ray SCANNING machine, WE NEED TO DO SOME RESEARCH

  • @ECHOdavidoff lol whatever!

  • @ECHOdavidoff

    Lol retarded nutter.

  • This guy reminds me of the "Conspiracy Keanu" meme..

  • this guy is a good actor

  • There trying to make him look crazy LISTEN TO WHAT HE SAYS TRUST ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • He make glenn beck look normal

  • What a nut. He doesn't even try to make it sound believable. It's like he acts crazy on purpose.

  • @Farenheit4051

    bro... how can you make what IS crazy NOT sound crazy??

  • @mrerm83 It would sound LESS crazy if he wasn't always yelling.

  • Christ I thought he was going to go into a Glenn Beck cry then.

  • @SpellboundSolution He has....

  • bit difficult for them to do that when i have sold everything lol

  • I think vilemonkey is spending too much time worrying about what Alex Jones is saying.Maybe he should get a productive hobby,concentrate on the good things life has to offer and remain positive

  • this guys a fucking wackjob

  • NO GUYS IS TRUE HE HAS GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS AND PATENTS. LISTEN PLEASE DONT BE A SLAVE TO THE GOVMENT.

  • @FivePizaps Support Ron Paul! Not this idiot!

  • @r3dredwine Lol, I know, I was kidding.

  • they use electricity to tap into my computor? guess using the internet would have been to easy.

  • If he presented this stuff in a sane way people might believe it but he is so manic about almost everything that you dismiss most of it out of hand....so...is he just nuts or telling the truth but doesn't want us to believe him because he is a CIA agent, or maybe he just gets better ratings when he acts crazy....whatever, not sure I trust him especially when he goes into Glen Beck mode. A two minute clip is long enough thanks.

  • cia agent of propaganda...

  • @JoeA418 hahahha come up wiht a good argument before spraying random corny lame opinion type of stuff how about provide us wiht some fatcs?

  • The toaster told me to stop putting bread into it because it was allergic to gluten.

  • So, does this mean that Bill Murray was working for the government during the Aunt Jemima scene of 'Stripes'?

    watch?v=-hOhhgrM3bs

  • Wait watch this back again, 2 computer monitors, whit an on air LIGHTBULB, some monitor in front of you? or 2 a VERRY BIGSCREEN BEHIND YOU? and an tourmaline coil conductor on your desk as microfone! ANS YOU ARE REPEATING YOURSELF.

  • There's no possible way for a fucking LIGHT BULB to have any sort of access to the internet. Even if it did, what the hell would it send/receive? Also, isn't it funny how Jones always says he's got "documented proof" of everything he talks about, but never shows it?

  • Ah yes, Dr Megatron. 1923 convention. Bright man.

  • Alex Jones and Charlie Sheen - poster boys for the 9/11 "Truth" movement. Keep up the fight LOL

    Who's next? Perhaps Charlie Manson. Now there is a man that never met a microphone he did not love.

  • @CCRider100 listen u keep up your fight with fake enemys then?

    Truth movement how about all teh engeneers that have assempled a group of over 3000 experts on many things that your education will never provide you so shut up little kid this show provides more facts than your non intelligent opinions can form out of your delusonal head im sorry but its the truth u are dumb as fuck. People with higher educaton than u and i will ever get spray facts on this show so i trust them not u LOL!

  • He's crazy he's totally a full blown lunatic lol 

  • they need to put this guy in a straight jacket - if they can find one fat enough.

  • dr nick megatron...

  • Dr Nick Megatron??????

  • lol...who cares if the government can see me... all i do is play xbox all day

  • his act is so so fake i wonder why so many people have there tounges up hid asshole like he is a savor find the truth yourselfd

  • Paranoia

  • alex blocked me, can i have a medal plz ?

  • @paranorma1palace he blocked me also! 

  • My blender has been talking shit about me.

  • Watch out people.. your toaster is going to rat you out!!!!!

  • This guy is a paranoid retard. 

  • Oh oh, now the government is going to watch me masterbate?!

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  • @Tsicar Sometimes your mom likes to watch.

  • huhuhu hihihi

  • ffffff...uuuuuu...ccckkk .....sigh.. damit'

  • So... does he just make it up as he goes along?

  • Flicker rate Mind Control made me type this !!

    And me lights arnt even on !!

  • lol silly alex

  • Just came out a few days ago on the mainstream media so you yuppies should believe it now. MICROPHONES n CAMERA's IN THE NEXT GEN STREETLIGHTS. We are not in Kansas anymore you dumb hill billies.

  • @TheCanucksfan21 yeah, theyve had cameras on traffic lights for years now, thanks for the useless update!

  • hahah. jeezus AJ, no shrooms before writing the show, eh?

  • first the toilets, now lightbulbs, next your shadow

  • Oh shit now my mom is gonna find out I have sex in her room.

  • My dog keeps following me around. I wonder if the government is using it to spy on me? - I bet Alex has 'HUNDREDS OF DOCUMENTS' to show it is... Does anyone know where I can get a tin foil hat - in fact wouldn't it be great if Alex started selling them...

  • And the toaster's been laughing at me...

  • @davidfgranger Simpsons ftw!!!

  • @davidfgranger physorg.com/news/2010-12-ceili­ng-minn-coded-internet.html

  • alex jones is an agent of those he claims to expose.

  • @dwh2islam I have never heard a cointelpro polytheist pray to God for guidance, have you? /watch?v=o6TJw0-EBuc

  • @dwh2islam if you´re laughing at him now you won´t be in the future...i promise!

  • @ECHOdavidoff Funny, someone said that to me over 10 years ago. And I am STILL laughing at him.

    how far away IS this "future" you speak of? Because he was saying they were killing "Millions of people a year" just in america back at the start of the 00's. Yet the population is GROWING?

    He is a liar, a STUPID liar, who preys on people more stupid than himself to believe this nonsense.

    I am sure he DOES believe this. But then L Ron Hubbard believed his own Xenu stuff too

  • @dwh2islam hahahhahaah if so he sure ruins many things for them numbnot

  • @dwh2islam :)Only a muslim can sniff them out in a heart beat. I watched and watched but always picked up the subtleties. Truth mixed with Falsehood, devils old trick. The best thing you can do be you muslim or non musllim: SWITCH OFF YOUR TV, LIVE WITHIN YOUR MEANS AND MAINTAIN A DEBT FREE LIFTSTYLE. You still have to fight when the time comes. The difference is you will know for sure what you fighting for. The medicine tastes bad but its good for you.

  • i work for a company here in australia that get me to put mind control software onto work pc's.

    how it basically works is the subject sitting behind his computer working gets messages flickered onto his screen. eg, you should quit, this job aint for you, you are useless ect ect ect after a few months or weeks the person working that computer leaves and resigns. Very easy to do, its all flashed up so quik you dont see it but your brain actually does.

  • @monstabud1 ... hmmm you serious???

  • @faro0485 very serious. Alex jones is on the money, even tho it might sound far fetched.

  • @monstabud1 Any technicals on that?

  • broke all my light bulbs after watching this.. now i just need to smash my computer and ill be safe...lol.. but then i cant watch alex jones and learn about the new world order from a genuine truther... =)

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  • Did anyone know that people are actually being paid to create dummy youtube accounts and to make videos like these? I forget which publications its in, but go look it up. This guy has a lot of these videos, its almost like its his job to make them....

  • Another cliche hit-piece... Aren't there enough of these co-opted Mockingbird videos already?

  • fuck i got a 1000 watt hps and some plants that i need to keep a secret...how do i take the camera out of the bulb?

  • Well - i respect your opinion - and bless you - and i send love and peace and hope you get at a nice and comfortable life - i also want a wonderful lige - but it is better to concentrate on the good in life then in the bad - by by!!!!

  • This is a satire about all the shit that will be controling us in our future......wake up .....this is not a funny future and this is not funny - thats why he is so angry and acts like a fool - but fokes he is not stupid he is a truthseeker------ dear God help us from the sleeping sheeple who sleeps all the time and does not want to hear anything exept football and other things that are so important.....

  • @sambleado - Light bulbs and DISHWASHERS are not spying on us and sending the info to the government.

    You are a stupid germ who just believes EVERYTHING alex says period and without question. Why don't you think for yourself instead of just listening to alex and believe all of it without an ounce of thought.

    You're just like the idiots who only care about football and tv shows.

  • @vilemonkey why are you guys on here soooooooo far gone that you cant even see how advanced technology is!! that is so sad im really sorry dude... your brain cant understand it so people who call it out are "crazy" they are "stupid" haha its pretty funny actually seeing someone who lives in this system and out right denies whats put in their face its hiliarious. they are so beyond what you think they can make dog shit spy on you if the wanted.

  • @vilemonkey What the fuck did he just say? He said this is satire, are you that incompetent to not know what that means? And then you're accusing him of believing everything he hears, hypocrite.

  • @iRyaan wow you are another dumb fag that believes EVERYTHING alex says without question. Get a life loser and think for yourself.

    Light bulbs and dishwashers are not spying on us. Alex says this seriously. Boy you are dumb.

  • @vilemonkey /watch?v=9ElHyJ_0590

  • @faro0485 He's talking about the lights in your HOUSE.

    and you dishwasher will spy on you..........

  • @vilemonkey And they can't or wouldn't because?

  • What would anyone wanna listen to me for?

  • Very true... even our Android phones are spying... the phones have a program called in the "Running Services" "IQ Agent Service"

  • unless you were living in a HAL type house, Alex Jones is wrong..

  • proof mr jones? i think not lol

  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahah­ahahaahahahahaha

    Oh man this guy runs a hilarious comedy show.

  • All I know is the way Alex sells this stuff makes him look like a complete nut. All this is far fetched but I dont know all the details either.. i dont have these "patents" or "blueprints" in hand nor do I research this stuff as much as he does. However its hard to say hes a psychopath cause if you found these things to be true you'd get pretty worked up about it too. Even if this stuff is true, researching all this stuff day and night would drive you crazy and WOULD give you nightmares.

  • I like how there is all these comments like alex has lost it....google the article he just listed it pops right up. He doesn't make shit up so get over it and research.

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  • I like the sound he makes at 0:03

  • Air is spying on us. lol

  • when i go to bed at night i have dreams for 8 hours about it HAHA!! i love this guy

  • if light sockets could spy on us, we would be charged out the ass for it.

    humans are greedy, and everything is exploited, especially security.

    now, if you want a trippy patent:

    patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Pa­rser?Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d­=PALL&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%­2Fsrchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=­6506148.PN.&OS=PN%2F6506148&RS­=PN%2F6506148

  • Fail, Lightbulbs spying on us? There is no tangible evidence of such a claim.

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  • Harriton High School used school-issued laptop webcams to SPY on students at home. The students learned about it when an assistant principal spoke to a student about inappropriate behaviour at home...

    Cell phones can be used to pinpoint track any person wearing them. Cell phones can also be remote activated to listen in on its owner, even to take pictures and videos.

    So it wouldnt really surprise me if light bulbs could actually, spy on us.

  • @MrMweizman Cell phones and laptops both are high tech and have cameras. Are light bulbs high tech? Do they have cameras or any other kind of recorder? No. Than how are they going to spy on us?

  • yes... trillions of lights bulbs spying on people.. with millions of agents monitoring the light bulbs to hear what people are talking about. uh huh... sounds completely logical, manageable, and totally worthwhile.

  • @gatorhighlights4 /watch?v=9ElHyJ_0590

  • @faro0485 He's talking about the lights in your HOUSE.

    and you dishwasher will spy on you..........

  • one of the BEST ways for mind control is to ceate FEAR. Constant fear. If you can make someone believe by repeteadly saying anything and everything can cause you harm or can be used to keep you under check it only creates a sense of helplessness and leads to total submisson. If someone thinks bulbs can be used for mind control my question to him\her is since you passing such enlighting information maybe you can provide us ans on how to safegaurd ourselves from such a situation.

  • @manojshetty4 - hahahaha light bulbs are spying on people! What a joke.

    This guy is obviously either:

    A - a government troll himself - who's sole purpose is to spread "FEAR" in anyway possible.

    or

    B - he's just in this to try to appeal to wacky people so he can "MAKE MONEY".

    or

    C - all of the above

  • @Godlovesallpeople C all of the above and people are so fucking stupid to fall for his shit.

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  • support NWO or this is your future , you will end up like AJ

  • I think it's funny how he calls the media a puppet of the government, yet he still uses them to verify his ramblings

  • ...and this is why you don't do drugs, kids. you come up with crazy, half-baked theories courtesy of the voices in your head.

  • driveway gravel records your comings and goings.

  • Trouble is people lap this shit up!

  • I love his expressions.. he's completely nuts!

    COCAINE'S A HELLUVA DRUG!

  • Are you fucking kidding me? How embarrassing is it that low IQ morons actually believe this bullshit? You can tell this guy is lying just by looking at his face! What an opportunist playing on the gullibility of his Christian followers LOL

  • Alen Jones is a disinformation agent, probably being payed to make truthers look like fools and idiots. I think he wants to be Glen Beck.

  • Alen Jones is a disinformation agent, probably being payed to make truthers look like fools and idiots.

  • I have nightmares regarding the Illuminati as well. What does it mean, it is starting to freak me out. :/

  • Oh isn't he just such a cute smart little puppy! ^.^

  • @NETWizzJbirk He fell off the deep end a long time ago. I think being on TV did something to him.

  • @NETWizzJbirk take the light appart and revieal the circuit board. not a resister or nothing like that its a camara and all that trust alex jones he nos alot about electrics

  • @kyoto0151 The circuit board is a ballast for a fluorescent light... no different than the big, long fluorescent tubes we have had for 40 years.

  • @kyoto0151 The circuit board is an electronic fluorescent ballast...

  • @NETWizzJbirk dont lose your time with that, he's just nuts.

  • @NETWizzJbirk

    correction: 95% of what he says is untrue, manipulated, or exaggerated

  • @NETWizzJbirk "Much of what you say is true, but this is bullshit." He is a fucking retard. A true word has never muttered out of his delusional brain.

  • @born2bfunny21 Alex is right about a number of things: the devalue-ization of the Dollar, nasty additives in vaccines that shouldn't be necessary to make them work, and that GMO food is bad and unnecessary.

  • @NETWizzJbirk Uhhh are you kidding? Do you know how many patents and research studies there are on flicker rate to affect the nervous system? Are you kidding??

  • @Stillwater900 The most they are going to cause is a headache or epileptic seizure for someone already pre-disposed to that problem. Actual spying on someone or mind control through a CFL isn't going to happen.

  • @NETWizzJbirk No no no, I'm talking about inducing emotions, usually happy, hungry, thirsty, during an ad for Coca Cola, say. They also did a lot of research in inducing beta waves in the brain using light flickering at a high frequency. The beta state is the state where you are extremely receptive, where filtering is turned off. Information isn't assesed and then either accpeted of rejected, it bypasses that and is directly downloaded into memory. There are TONS and TONS of studies about this

  • @NETWizzJbirk ... About DIRECTLY influencing emotions with television screens. I remember an experiement where they had hundreds rhesus monkeys hooked up to EEGs in front of television screens. The advertising industry has poured hundreds of millions into studies like this.

  • @NETWizzJbirk if we are under mind control, would we be aware of it?

  • I'll tell you what, this guy needs to get some 'soothing mind-control' soon or something bad's gonna happen.

    Seriously though, if there were mind control towers, why aren't they controlling Alex Jones to make him stop revealing the supposed truth about mind control?

  • OMFG shades of Jimmy Swaggart.... but this Money Bomb King is raking in MILLIONS more than Swagart could ever dream of !!!

    Porky Pig Jone$ makes money from advertising and sales of his shit (t shits , dvd's , books etc) Yet he still needs more "Money Bomb" events.

  • @MonkeyMagic88 HAHA LMAO...another fool who wants to argue that he makes millions off his movies. can you explain why he always puts his videos up IMMEDIATELY on youtube?? What business sense is that?! You're a joke. Epic fail. If he wanted to make money, he would never release them just after making them. Why the fuck do you think movies don't come out on DVD till months after released in the theater? DUH! Run along now.

  • 1:48 there are no words to describe it you just have to see it.

  • i am convinced Alex Jones has Multi personalities. he goes from worried, to fake crying, and back to normal. for all of you out there who have been brainwashed by this asshole, do yourself's a favor and seek help.

  • @MistaDaddyShady Brainwashed? Ok, please explain to me how is wrong for suggesting that a police state isn't being set up? Can you explain to me how getting clubbed while peacefully protesting is American? Hm?

    How about free speach? Can you explain to me how saying anything derrogatory toward the president could get you in trouble? Hm? Shill.

  • @emerson24 While it is important to consider conspiracy theories, people like Alex Jones give conspiracy theorists everywhere a bad name because of the sheer impracticality of their theories.

  • I've tried not to be insulting, but your refusal to look at things I give you to back my assertions and the fact that everything that hasn't been spoon fed to you is indecipherable, there is no point in having a discussion with you anymore. I don't even know what you're trying to prove now? It's like your trying to out do Alex when he acts retarded. Goodbye, troll.

  • @etoandmessi Lol at you calling me a troll. Ooo you hurt my feelings lol. And hon you don't get it. I don't give two shits if someone is or isn't a communist. I am one. Moron.

  • @etoandmessi Oh and I lol at everything spoon fed to me comment. Lol. Look who is talking. Snark.

  • cont. ,,, making Obama a corporatist. He has lied about nearly all of his campaign promises. His repeal of Don't ask, Don't tell was a good thing, and his lift on the ban stem cell research. other than that, he's done fuck all and looks like doing nothing. Even the left has turned on him because he's an inept, crook. Please, it's obvious that you're an Obama zombie because like all "debunkers" and others, you show no antipathy to the people who have you in debt - just Alex Jones. :@)

  • @etoandmessi LOL an Obama zombie?Ooo more tough name calling. Ooo I'm so hurt. I'm a fucking commie shit head. *Facepalm* What an idiot. And for the record you're a moron. Obama has passed 80% of his campaign promises and he still has another year to go. So the fact you don't know that shows you know shit and are in no position to talk about other people. So which is it hon? Is he a commie or a corporatist? He can't be both sweets.

  • @LittlePinky82 No he hasn't, you fool. Is Gitmo closed? Is Iraq over? Did he end wasteful spending? You're a fucking stupid communist fool. He is a corporatist. He got more money than McCain from Wall Street. Even Rupert Murdoch funded him and Hilliary. I never said he was a communist, I said he had communist and socialist Czars and he was influenced by the likes of Alinski who is a communist. You don't have to keep tellin' me you're a communist, you show how you are fantastically. Moron!

  • @etoandmessi Blah blah blah. What are you going to tell me next? The Moon really isn't made of cheese? You think you're telling me anything new? Think you're a smarty pants? Got news for you: all this shit I knew long before he was ever president. It's called research. Doy.

  • @etoandmessi Oh and "wasteful spending" is all your opinion. Just like with "pork." Ron Paul is one of the biggest hypocrites with that. He likes to preach against it but then turns around and sends a shit load of it to his district. "Pork" is only "pork" when it's not for you.

  • A spectre is haunting Littlepinkey, the spctre of Government documents. Good night, comrade.

  • @etoandmessi Uh at least spell my screen name correctly hon. Keep your comrade shit to yourself. Go try scaring someone where it might work. K?