Microsoft CES 2009 Keynote - Part 1

[Yamcha67]

HOly fuck at the noise at 8:20ish..

[Revenge1986]

@Yamcha67 Haha yeah

[Revenge1986]

@mymovie3 Well its always good to laugh, on a funny joke.

[Revenge1986]

@TvEgy Haha developers! They make stuff, or create stuff.

[Alchodog]

It's a weird version of Republica - Ready to go

[Revenge1986]

@Alchodog Hmmmm alright.

[101maxplayer]

that steve guy is like crazy

[Revenge1986]

@101maxplayer Nah I don't think nobody is crazy, thats more on the negative side.

[101maxplayer]

its so funny they expect claps so they poues

[Revenge1986]

@101maxplayer Claps for what.

[venuecam]

damn Ballmer, turn it down a few notches. we aint deaf.

[Revenge1986]

@venuecam Being deaf, that would suck.

[ronnol14]

It's funny how Microsoft uses KeyNote instead of PowerPoint to advertise their products.

[Revenge1986]

@ronnol14 Well that is just a software that comes with Microsoft Office. Why would it be funny if Microsoft uses a KeyNote? Apple did many KeyNotes in the past.

[ronnol14]

Powerpoint is microsoft's program, keynote is apple's so im saying that its funny that microsoft is using apples program

[Revenge1986]

Oh alright, gotcha!

[Revenge1986]

@ronnol14 Oh alright, cool. Gotcha.

[neoprana]

i think monkey boy have some kind of disorder... he act like autistic kid

[OhFishyFish]

And yet he's million times richer than you. So who's the winner here? :)

[neoprana]

do you have down syndrom too?

what you talking about kid? you must be one of those uneducated americans right?

[OhFishyFish]

I'm sorry, but I don't see any point in discussing education with someone, who's too dumb to check my profile and see where do I live.

[Revenge1986]

@OhFishyFish Well education is a good thing.

[Revenge1986]

@neoprana Haha lol.

[Revenge1986]

@OhFishyFish Well being rich is a good thing I guess.

[Revenge1986]

@neoprana I wont doubt on it.

[teddyplusplus]

"I thought you came here to see me"

*chirp chirp*

[Revenge1986]

@teddyplusplus Well thats what eyes are for.

[TheiManu]

What's the name of the song from 0:04 'til 0:07?

[Revenge1986]

Well it could be any song. Although there is a soundtrack of this film.

[aways987]

just type in on youtube baby im ready to go and pick the vid with homer listening to an ipod

[Revenge1986]

Hmmmm ok cool.

[jackhone]

sounds like Arctic Monkeys - When The Sun Goes Down

[TheiManu]

Thanks a lot!

[Kaksmula]

Shapirow suck Steve Ballmer ass for shitbits ,

[Revenge1986]

For that I am not sure on what you mean by that.

[poor750]

I hate the guy who suck up to steve in the beginning. *yawn*

[Revenge1986]

Hmmm which guy lol.

[PhilCollins93]

Steve Jobs is much better than Steve Ballmer..and cooler

[inerd40593]

steve vs steve

steve wins

[Revenge1986]

I dont think anybody wins. It depends on your likeness lol.

[MacMan0978]

@inerd40593 lol

[Revenge1986]

Steve Jobs is more like "Apple" and

Steve Ballmer is like "Microsoft" haha cool.

[shitniggawah]

Mga tanga at Walang utak lang ang nanonood nito. parang yung kalbo na nagsasalita, mukhang tite...

[Revenge1986]

Not clear on what you mean.

[gunpder94]

LOL. This is a MICROSOFT Presentation and You called it a KEYNOTE which is a Mac SOFTWARE hhahahahahaaahahaha!!!! Keynote and Microsoft DOESN'T go together, obviously.

[javogreen07]

keynote is actually a term for speech or presentation.

the MAC keynote program is named that way because the main function of the app is to make speeches in a professional way.

[gunpder94]

Okay but It's still the name of the Mac Software ;)

[jjledzep]

And Word is the name of a Microsoft app, so according to your logic Apple using words in there software and keynotes would not be okay?

[gunpder94]

bahala ka sa buhay mo

[Revenge1986]

A what lol...

[Revenge1986]

Its all software.

[Revenge1986]

That is true

[Fucich13]

Your an idiot grundlepder94

he says "keynote speakers include"

[gunpder94]

sige tama ka na, alam ko mahilig ka magjakol

[Revenge1986]

Is that a language.

[gunpder94]

Nope, those were just random letters... they can't be translated to anything.

[Revenge1986]

Oh ok, I just wanted to know what language it was lol.

[gunpder94]

soundz funny hahahaha

[Revenge1986]

Oh..

[Revenge1986]

There were many keynote speakers in the past..

[Revenge1986]

You can call it whatever you want lol.

[1xxxDre4mxxx1]

thanks so much for upload. had no idea this was on youtube. set the play list up . . and im gonna lay on my bed and enjoy :). thanks.

[Revenge1986]

Alright good.

[blizzalx]

Im not a Microsoft or Apple fan.. but how is it that Apple Keynotes are always so... well cool lol.... while Microsoft's are kinda lame...

[Revenge1986]

Well thats good that your a fan.

[Mrxb0x]

lol @revenge he has like 90% of the comments on this video

[Revenge1986]

Its called Internet..

[Mrxb0x]

lol HMMMMMM I wonder who marked my comment -1

[Revenge1986]

I don't know, some douche bag.

[simsprod]

Is that a Macbook at 05:50 ?

:S

[Revenge1986]

Yeah alright..

[jayseepingkian]

Loved the intro video. Microsoft rocks!

[Revenge1986]

Yeah Microsoft is awesome. Microsoft was established in 1975, and Apple Computer was established in 1976.

[Hildron101010]

Mac OS 1984

Mac Office System 1983

Windows 1985

[Revenge1986]

True..

[chilled99]

Why does Steve deliver the keynote in such a whiny tone?  Annoying.

[Revenge1986]

He did ok.

[NeoDevilMan]

I try to not compare this to Steve Jobs, and blame it to the audience, they're so boring, one guy even suck his finger...

[Revenge1986]

Suck finger eh...

[neo8183899]

Windows 7 is coming say goodbye to the old vista....

[Revenge1986]

I can care less, Windows 7 is more of an update to Windows Vista.

[rubusblessing]

Steve is bit more confident than Bill

[Revenge1986]

Its good to be confident.

[Hildron101010]

I hate Windows.

[Revenge1986]

Dont hate it. What do you hate about it. Its just an operating system for the Computer.

[Hildron101010]

Since you didn't start with an insult I will explain. When I used it for 6 years, it wasn't the best experience. Nothing against you. OK?

[Revenge1986]

Its cool.

[Hunkola]

Ballmer is in his late 50's and still wants people to know he got a perfect 800 on his SATs back in the 70s? God, the fat fuck is so insecure it's laughable. People will ALWAYS regard Bill Gates as the true genius at Microsoft.......and Ballmer was just a lucky cocksucker because he befriended Bill in his Harvard dorm.

[Revenge1986]

Yeah Bill Gates and Paul Allen founded Microsoft. Not Steve. Steve was hired to work at Microsoft from Bill gates.

: )

[2226416]

ha ha how bad is his epic fail at 6:12. Tried to rip off steve jobs confidence and got burned hard!

[Revenge1986]

What do you mean epic.

[bosunsfate]

Damn, this guy bombed. He waits for applause...and none comes.

[Scottethew]

Applause isn't allowed between changeups, and since this is recorded by a broad amount of networks, there is a sign that recommends it, or goes against it.

[bosunsfate]

Funny that they don't tell the people presenting that.

[Revenge1986]

Presenting on what.

[Revenge1986]

Not sure.

[shengit]

太棒了

[Revenge1986]

stop spamming.

:P

[gottabeandrew]

OMG, that is so awkward how it's all done around the assumption that the audience will react and there is absolutely nothing. I thought it was a joke at first.

[Lilylulay]

I'm happy this is available because I'm the girl taking photos in the video from 4:35 - 4:46 woohoo! Talk about a big screen! Thanks for posting, glad I got to see it :)

[Revenge1986]

Ok and your point is...

[xSpectreProductionsx]

OMG show us halo already.......

[Revenge1986]

It did, it was Halo Wars, and Halo ODST.

[Chick6517]

Definitely a good video! I always see so many nonsense videos on you tube now. Most of them are pretty funny, but it&TBPSQUOs nice to see these kinds of videos once in a while.

[Revenge1986]

Ugh okay, whatever you say.

[Raymond66Revalee]

who keeps uploading lame M$hit stuff? do you work for them? probably BILL GATES HIMSELF.

[NateBiggity]

Woah, how the fuck did you end up here?

[Revenge1986]

End up where.

[Revenge1986]

In what form.

[Revenge1986]

I don't think its that they work for them, they just upload it. So people can watch them.

[ricefarmer]

no HD? dam it

[XG247]

Yeah rather gutting, sorry about that.

[Revenge1986]

What is gutting.

[Revenge1986]

It does not have to be. When YouTube was first started, the videos were not HD. Of course you need adobe flash player to watch videos on YouTube.

[RickyTomatoes]

What the hell is Ford doing at CES? Their cars are shit.

[Revenge1986]

Ford is a separate company.

[NSResponder]

Man, this guy sucks as a public speaker. That cheap shot at Yang at 7:48 fell flat on its face.

-jcr

[theSCgosu]

You're wrong, ballmers a boss

-abc

[Revenge1986]

Yeah he does look like a boss.

[MrKlorox]

It's the autistic audience.

[Zubirrex]

An autience?

[Revenge1986]

You must mean audience.

[Revenge1986]

Look who is talking. And what are you.

: )

[Revenge1986]

I wont bet on it.

[imacith1nk]

@2:41 -- His joke. LOL.

Not a soul laughed - I can't stop watching that part :P

Thanks for posting this XG247.

[Revenge1986]

Oh cool lol okay.

[hateus420]

Cheers for posting so fast :-)

[Revenge1986]

lol okay.

[Plation]

Awesome!!!!!

[Revenge1986]

Yeah cool.

[ianandrewhay]

Developers!!!

[Revenge1986]

Oh yeah.

[hassanshiraz64]

thank u for posting :)

waiting eagerly for part two!

[XG247]

Subscribe to the channel while your at it!

-Part 2 is up

[hassanshiraz64]

already subscribed..thanks again :D

[Mrxb0x]

Subscribe to me too while your at it ! ;)

[Revenge1986]

Begger much.

[Revenge1986]

Thats your call.

: )

[Revenge1986]

I already know that part 2 was up.

: )

[Revenge1986]

I knew it was posted.