Q: humans aren't supposed to be in this part of the galaxy for another eighty years, (sigh) well i guess that's what happens when you put a woman in the captain's chair.
This show really wasnt that great. Its best episode wouldnt be in the top 20 of DS9's or TNG's best. It had some good characters(Not Neelix) but little character development from most of the cast. It had some good moments but most of them led to wasted opportunities. Species 8472 was a waste. Bad writing from Rick Berman, Brannan Braga and Kenneth Biller mortally wounded this show for me and a lot of people. Voyager was a huge dissapoinment. Matthew is not confused......
Wow, your a fucking idiot, you probably started watching this, and instead of actually watching it and appreciating it, you start firing off about how all these characters suck... every character progressed a lot over the series. Sure, it was a little hard to get into at first, but think about it; they were supposed to be on a three week mission in the Badlands. The Maquis hated Star Trek. They were forced to live together, and instead became family! Of course they would be robotic at first!
@Neomac316 In my opinion I feel that TNG and Voyager, are just as good as each other. I find a lot of episodes in TNG can be just as silly as Voyagers. That being said I also find that Data and Picard to be the only characters in TNG that I really like. I don't think the other characters are bad or anything I just think that without those two the show wouldn't be worth watching. Please keep in mind that this is just my opinion and I watch shows to be entertained and no other reason.
In Future's End, isn't it a bit too convient to have a 20th century expert on board?... Who's also a senior officer?... Who had lizard sex with the captain?.. And that just got out of jail.. And is the son of an admiral? (Also, I rather enjoyed watching Voyager, just for making fun of it and, well, because it's Star Trek.)
Lol if I were Janeway I woulda just let the Kazon use it and woulda just gone home cause the Kazon were an ugly joke species anyways and when they first appeared I was all: "WAY TO WRITE UP A NEW UGLY JOKE SPECIES ANYWAYS."
Just finished DS9, moving onto Voyager...horrible after the first 2 episodes. The people are so stoic and robotic, no one has any personality. Neelix may be an exception but he's annoying. I'll give it a few more episodes to pick up but so far it's a big fail.
@kurumako Voyager writers clued in about halfway through the series, it did pick up near to the end when the end was in sight because we all wanted to see how it was going to end, LOL
@kurumako Voyager is a little hard to get into, but trust me, it's worth it! I think the later seasons of voyager are awesome! I finished the whole series in about 3 months, and I enjoyed every second of it!
@jamesmbsmith 9/11 conspiracy theorists use logical fallacies and selective information to defend their position, these people appeared to understand the situation and still come to their ludicrous conclusion
I'm glad I only paid $10 for the entire series. Only now do I see how bad it really was. Good for the cheap entertainment value but grossly overpriced.
I don't think Voyager was piss aweful as a whole. I loved the characters (minus Neelix) and crew. As for the story and dialogue hiccups... Well I think the actors did a pretty damn good job compensating for the plot holes with their acting ability (Not you, Robert Beltran, not you Neelix guy.). It was hit or miss at times, but not NEARLY as bad as Enterprise. Voyager got a lot better after the Kazon arc ended. Pretty good after that in my opinion.
@crazy88boss ah show some respect for Robert Beltran. He was in Night of the Comet after all and acted pretty funny in the end of that movie. Hit or miss? How about plagiarizing Steven King in the episode known as "Alice". They also seemed to make and Intrepid Class ship very weak and all that technology and they still managed to crash shuttles. Best way to handle that series would've been to use a Sovereign Class for Voyager but nooooo. Piss awful sorta however 7 of 9 piss gorgeous.
@shaithis80 The fact that Voyager was not a battleship but, in fact, a science explorer made the show more appealing. What fun would it be if a flagship-type vessel with a massive armament was flung to the Delta Quadrant? It would be way too easy for them to get home. The Kazon, for example, with limited tech. only managed to challenge Voyager through attrition and overwhelming number. I defend that decision, though they didn't implement it in the story well.
@crazy88boss I think Voyager could've used some upgrades and for all the hell they went through, a battle ship might have helped get the point across at times when they needed that firepower. Then again why did they send a science explorer vessel after the Maqui? Voyager needed ablative armor for one thing, enhanced shielding, more torpedo launchers, phasers, an additional warp nacelle, and a backup warp core. That's how you go into the Delta quadrant. Janeway cheated in the end :(
@shaithis80 Pt. 1 -- How lame would it be if every enemy Voyager faced could be obliterated by 20 torpedoes and simultaneous phaser array salvos? No, I can't really concede your point there; Voyager was sent in to investigate a few missing Maquis ships, not a frakking fleet. She was well within her margin of safety at the time. I do think, though, that Janeway could have incorporated the Delta Quad.'s technology more and more as the series progressed (new warp drives, weapons, etc.).
@crazy88boss the series mad Voyager look like a piece of luxurious junk and don't get me started on the shuttle crashes. And when you send a ship after the Maqui, it better be armored and full of weapons and ready for anything in the event if one find themselves 70,000 or more light years from home. Kinda find fault with Janeway here for not using the array to get home. She just wasn't a good Captain and that decision cost some of the lives of her crew :(
@crazy88boss I cannot stress enough that Janeway was in violation of Temporal Prime Directive. At the end of the series, those fly boys from the 29th century should have intervened and pulled Voyager back to the Delta Quadrant. Time travel was such a lame excuse to a series finale. They could've found a wormhole or somethign but how uncreative can you get along with Beltran's good acting. Let's be honest: The writers were weak. I would've made Voyager a battleship.
@shaithis80 Pt. 2 - The writing is a mess, no doubt about it. You can thank Rick Burman for that fiasco. The only thing that saves the show is the characters -- I personally grew to love them all, minus the one you're touting. Chakotay did... what exactly? He spouted racial generalizations (I'm an Indian so obviously I have a spirit guide blah blah blah), he added absolutely *nothing* to the show. You have replaced him with a mannequin in pips and it wouldn't have changed a thing. He's so...
@shaithis80 Pt. 3 -- .... freaking one-dimentional. 'I always go out of my way to do the right thing, slay the unjust, protect the innocent, and uphold the law yadda yadda'. And that's exactly how he always was played: no moral struggles, no personal challenges to overcome, no voice but a boring monotone. He's just... so uncharismatic. To think that HE got Seven instead of the doctor infuriates me to this day. He was not worthy.
@crazy88boss well obviously Beltran did something right for lasting 7 of 7 seasons. Though I think I got tired when he said "I'm in charge of the duty roster." Alas this is sci-fi.Beltran and Ryan are not an item in real life and at least there was a Season 8 with both characters being intimate.Had Janeway not been a cold hearted bitch, then Chakotay would've had her instead.Instead Janeway is paired up with an Irish hologram. Oh I think the Doctor had is fun hiding in 7's body in 1 episode.
@crazy88boss I'm really sorry if Beltran ruined all 7 seasons for ya. The series should be deeply discounted for purchase because of the fiascos/plot holes/etc. Hey it was a series and new alien races were created. Speaking of women, I actually liked Kes over Seven but that is just my personal take. Seven trying to be more human has already been done before by Mr. Spock in the original series. Okay that is it for the mornin' have a great week and happy meal replicating.
So, your conclusion is " Voyager was pisssss awful. The end" and you made it from just few episodes. Then, based on this only video I say : You are pissss awful. The end! Any sense here ????
6:18 actually, klingons do eat raw meat. watch the next generation episode "sins of the father". i love it when people who are constantly complaining about other people's mistakes make mistakes themselves! confused matthew is a moron! just sayin.
HA HA HA HA HA NO TIME! did no one in the 29th century ever watch the first Back to the Future movie? Even a horny wannabe guitar player realized he was in a fucking time machine and had all the time in the world. Christ why did Voyager last so long?
@Usul573 not at all, I'm saying that the entire show was an endless stream of bad moments, this one just happened to be the dumbest of the bunch. Voyager was the worst of the new bunch of trek shows because it had 2 demensional characters, crappy stories, and bad acting.
Well that's how you feel at least, I think it's pretty decent from what I've seen, but I've seen so much garbage that it might seem decent, I dunno, a few people around here seem to have thought it was pretty good.
@Usul573 A fair point, when compared to a lot of the other crap on TV like the un-reality shows and things like Heros that are suppose to pass for sci fi Voyager is just one of many things on the boob tube and not nearly as crappy as a lot of the other garbage. But in comparison to the original Trek which was trend setting sci fi voyager just didn't make it, but in fairness neither did Next Gen, DS9 or Enterprise, they just weren't as inovative as the original
@Usul573 Well now you make an inadvertent but important point here. The length of time a show runs is at time directly related to how good the show is over all. For example The X-Files, great first four seasons, then a sucky movie, then season five started the down hill run. I've noticed new & inovative Sci fi doesn't last Space Above and Beyond, Nowhere Man, Sliders, (with orignial cast), the list goes on. Anyhow I see your main point; good is a matter of opinion when it comes to Trek shows.
@Usul573 Oh man now you're talking! Firefly was the absolute best. Now that was some ground breaking original sci fi. I hated the way the movie went all Blakes 7 and killed off a couple of the best characters. Never watched Farscape or Stargate but people swear by those shows. Still as you say it's tricky tricky tricky the way the ratings system works and all.
Apparently like 1/1000 people are sampled and they guess at the viewership from that, it's insane, they don't give a damn what most people are watching and they have no idea.
Some shows like Firefly are just handled horribly, I'm sure you know how they handled it, it's like they wanted to sink it, after Firefly might have helped Dark Angel sink. Caprica also.
While I love Firefly too, I still think some people might worship it a bit much, it's like Cowboy Bebop, ground breaking?
@Usul573 Oh yeah Dark Angel, eh that show was okay but a little too rah rah girl power stuff for me, still the same could be said for Birds of Prey and I dug that show while it lasted. Still, even after TOS got the axe the fans brought it back so who knows maybe there's a future for Firefly just god please no prequal shows. Cowboy Beebop? I don't get the ref, and yes ground breaking how many old west sci fi has there ever been OK there was the movie Westworld but that's not a series?
I just heard that Firefly coming was part of what axed Dark Angel, it's stupid that happened.
Just saying, Cowboy Bebop, Outlaw Star, and Trigun were three anime series that were sci-fi western type.
Sorta feels like for Firefly they took those, mixed in some Andromeda, some Han Solo, and some Chinese culture and ideas and such, so calling it ground breaking and original I dunno about.
@usul5739 Ah I see, don't know much about anime series never developed a taste for them. Still, can't argue that there is very little that is new under the sun, even star wars was taken from several sources so I expect taht you're right about that. But Firefly was pretty darn good series though.
@kalelwannabe Next Gen did manage to get the movie deals out of it. The original series is probably where it is at and they had less to work with back then.
@crazy88boss well they did kill off the original first officer. Blame the writers. We could've gone with Tuvok as the first officer for nostalgic purposes. Or perhaps it should've been a female first officer. Worked in the The Cage however it was a male captain and female first officer known as Number One.
It's light entertainment. The real sins a writer commits by creating unjustified inconsistencies in characterization and by sojourning outside the bounds of his own knowledge through out the main elements of a plot. This amateur critic concerns himself with pedantic bullshit. On the other hand, I stopped watching after 2 minutes so I could write this comment. Butter those lobes next time, DaiMon Curmudgeon, or you won't get the oomax you were looking for. Trek joke!
I don't think it's fair to single out Voyager! LOL. I could make a video about all the other Star Trek series and show how crappy the writing may or may not be!
Star Trek itself is a completely implausible idea, a utopia where currency is no longer used but people work to better mankind and resolve things peacefully? Yeah... It was a decent show though. But yes, some of the writing was kind of dumb, but it happens in everything. The only part of the show that actually pissed me off was the ending. It seemed like the writers were like, lets wrap up the whole show in 2 hours.
As for the uploader... why watch a show that you hate? just curious.
its a tv show, there is no need to overanalyse everything and criticise what they are saying. It is a show that needs ratings. If they wrote a storyline that was peaceful and thorough nobody would watch the show, its done for ratings and views.
It's common sense, I can't believe you are extremely critical when you cannot see this simple reason beind script writing.
I loved the show back when it was first airing, and still liked it when it was in reruns a few years later, but lately— having re-watched DS9 and TNG— these criticisms ring painfully true. Voyager did a lot of remarkably stupid crap.
Frankly to be honest, I do not believe you have an imagination. first of all, why watch a program you cannot stand. You whine too much. Excuse me, but the show takes place in the 24th century. who knows what might happen then. We will not know, because we will be dead by then.
Because if he refused to watch it, that would just be selfish to the show. If he doesn't watch the episodes, how does he know they're going to be bad? Even if I watched a show and I disliked the entire first few seasons, like I did with TNG, I would still carry on watching it to give it a chance. I don't know it's going to carry on being bad. And luckily with TNG, I carried on watching it, and the last few seasons were fantastic.
@TheDarkFrontier sorry i guess i should have put in "in my opinion". In my opinion, it doesnt make sense to watch a show you dont like. It's not like you're forced to watch it or anything, and it's TV soooo it's VERY easy to simply change the channel. It's like eating and saying "bleh, i dont like this" then scarfing down the whole plate. I understand why you kept watching TNG...watching and hoping it'll get better eventually. I'm just saying i wouldnt watch a show that i dont like.
I think your taking this too seriously! Geeze! I'm a Trekkie but your like a psycho Trekki...ever considered help for this serious mental condition? Seriously. If you didn't like the first episode that much, why watch the rest? Ever considered just going along with the show for entertainment? If Janeway DIDN'T get her ship get stuck in the Delta Quadrant...there wouldn't be show would there? Come up with better videos! XD
Okay how does he know the show is going to be bad if he refuses to watch it? Second, if you watch something purely for "entertainment", you get brain dead stories designed just to get a rise out of the audience rather than asking deep philosophical and humanitarian questions like the original Star Trek. Once you start accepting brain dead crap that's all you'll get. Hence Star Trek 11.
He isn't taking Star Trek seriously, he's taking the WRITING seriously. There is a difference. Taking Star Trek seriously would be arguing which captain is better, Kirk or Picard, going to conventions actually dressed as a character, that kind of thing. Criticising plot elements, story arcs, character development etc, is criticising the abilities of the writing team, and their ability to craft a good and engaging story, be it Star Trek or anything else.
Third, if the plot REQUIRES someone to do something just so that the plot can continue, then it's not good writing. The plot needed Janeway to destroy the Array, otherwise there wouldn't have been a show, even though there were alternatives. Look at Enterprise: Damage. Archer had no other choice but to steal the warp coil from an innocent ship, otherwise Earth would be destroyed. THAT is a moral conflict, not a requirement by the plot to continue it.
I think your taking this too seriously! Geeze! I'm a Trekkie but your like a psycho Trekki...ever considered help for this condition? Seriously. If you didn't even like the first episode, why watch the rest? Ever considered just going along with the show for entertainment? If Janeway DIDN'T get her ship get stuck in the Delta Quadrant...there wouldn't be show would there? Come up with better videos! XD
I think your taking this too seriously! Geeze! I'm a Trekkie but your like a psycho Trekki...ever considered help for this condition? Ever considered just going along with the show for entertainment? If Janeway DIDN'T get her ship get stuck in the Delta Quadrant...there wouldn't be show would there? Come up with better videos! XD
I think your taking this too seriously! Geeze! I'm a Trekkie but your like a psycho Trekki...ever considered help for this serious condition? Ever considered just going along with the show for entertainment? If Janeway DIDN'T get her ship get stuck in the Delta Quadrant...there wouldn't be show would there? Come up with better videos! XD
I think your taking this too seriously! Geeze! I'm a Trekkie but your like a psycho Trekki...ever considered help for this serious condition? Ever considered just going along with the show for entertainment? If Janeway DIDN'T get her ship get stuck in the Delta Quadrant...there wouldn't be show would there? Come up with better videos! XD
I think your taking this too seriously! Geeze! I'm a Trekkie but your like a psycho Trekki...ever considered help for this serious condition? Ever considered just going along with the show for entertainment? If Janeway DIDN'T get her ship get stuck in the Delta Quadrant...there wouldn't be show would there? Come up with better videos! XD
@usernamepasswordG Not even just raw, but live worms. So, sorry CM, ur wrong about that. But that hunkering down in the corner to eat it thing really pissed me off too. Agreed with you about most of the rest tho. Vger was garbage.
Fucking Star Trek.... I watched every. Single. Episode.
Funny and informative review but it's still my favourite Star Trek, I watched it for the entertainment not for the realistic plots. If it was completely realisitic it would be boring and we never would have known 7 of 9 was a Ferengi etc.
so? its pretty simple if you dont like something dont watch it? don't have to wait for other series... and deeps space nine was terrible alltogether they had a retardedly mall ship they shoot through the dominon ships stupid <3
You complain about small things, small portions of episodes that last for anywhere between 30 seconds and a minute with the rest of the episode being good.
And the fact that in a 8 minute video (minus 1 minute for intro/outro), you were only able to cover 6 things from 5 episodes, in a series of 172 episodes each running 45 minutes long...to say that the series was CONSISTENTLY bad and "piss awful" is really fucking stupid on your part.
True about the Klingon's depiction. But the Klingons were always portrayed "awkwardly" in the Star Trek Series' and films. The Klingons ARE a technologically advanced race with things like warp drive and cloaking devices . . . that they have developed!! Stuff that at times was superior to Starfleet's.
So somewhere in the Klingon society has to be a long and established higher education and technology culture. But that's only implied, at best. We only ever get to see their Warrior culture.
True about the Klingon's depiction. But the Klingons were always portrayed "awkwardly" in the Star Trek Series' and films. The Klingons ARE a technologically advanced race with things like warp drive and cloaking devices . . . that they have developed!! Stuff that at times was superior to Starfleet's.
So somewhere in the Klingon society has to be a long and established higher education and technology culture. But that's only implied, at best. We only ever get to see their Warrior culture.
i love your videos and you are really funny, but i disagree with you. voyager was an awesome show, and i enjoyed every second of it. and i accualy cried when the series was over. this video is still funny, but i couldnt disagree more with you.
@MaRkIpArK You can still like Voyager. I like Voyager, and I will always like Voyager. However even I agree that the series had some very, very stupid moments. Case in point, and I imagine even you can't deny this. THRESHOLD. The defense rests.
@MaRkIpArK I went through the whole series as part of a ST marathon. VOY had a certain charm and it was good comfort TV. But the show was sterile, the characters were sterile, the stories were convoluted. It had SO MUCH potential but the writers had no idea what to do with it. You could literally watch the first season 1 ep after the pilot, back to back with the penultimate episode, and see only few or minor changes. After 7 years, NOTHING changed, no character development. It was a bad show.
" If you think the Friendship 1 episode is stupid wait until you hear this. Some dumb people still believe that the US government gave infected blankets to the natives to kill them. Of course that was decades before anyone knew how viral disease was transmitted, and no one actually knows if the blankets we a disease vector, but hey its the US military, they must be blamed."
If you think the Friendship 1 episode is stupid wait until you hear this. Some dumb people still believe that the US government gave infected blankets to the natives to kill them. Of course that was decades before anyone knew how viral disease was transmitted, and no one actually knows if the blankets we a disease vector, but hey its the US military, they must be blamed.
I don't doubt this episode was based on this crazy myth. Everybody is looking for excuses and reasons for random events.
How did he know it wouldn't suck if he didn't watch it? Just because the first three seasons were mediocre to shit didn't mean that it didn't have the potential to pick up. Look at DS9. Seasons 1 + 2 were total balls on the whole, Season 3 started to really pick up, Seasons 4 - 6 were absolutely fantastic.
I take exception to the final wrap-up. I've pissed a lot in my life, and it's generally pretty satisfying, if not down-right enjoyable, unlike VOYAGER, which is more comparable to passing a kidney stone.
such an awful series, he is so right about the writers just not giving two shits about precedence, Logical thought process, and overall comon sense. It shouldnt be labeled Star Trek. It should just be forgotten.
This guy is idiot, he might be smart enough to figure all the logical flaws of the show but apparently not smart to figure out that most people are intolerant, petty and ignorant and therefore making their decisions completely realistic and believable. Also it's a fucking show, somtimes things are just done for dramatic effect and to reach larger demographics.
"...this show was consistently bad on exactly the same level". LOL. You watched a show that you say "was consistently bad throughout the series". This says alot about you "Matthew"....loser.
Here's what I don't get...although the comic relief for your various "I hate Star Trek: Voyager" series videos is mildly entertaining (post what you want, I won't be returning to view them, lol) I have to ask this Matthew character and other haters one thing:
Sooo, you wasted how many years watching this series that you are now spending valuable time of your life bitching about? Aaaand why did you waste "said" years of your life watching it if you didn't like it to begin with?
@jcbynum007 we made up our minds after watching about 120 hours worth of this shite hoping it would get better but as we all no we got dicked on in the end. ant way picard, kirk or archer would have had there ships back by the end of the first episode
Voyager blew the biggest opportunity of Trek history. The writers could have had jeri Ryan do some hot lesbian scenes which would have been the shows high point.
@Austindude3954 really really isn't just watch any other series or even paint dry and you will understand. worst characters ever. wtf is with nelix, tuvok is the most boring character ever and janeway couldn't command a £6 an hour wage never mind 1 of the most advanced ships in the federation
@TheShanediesel Whats wrong with Neelix? Tuvok is a VULCAN! Janeway is a good commander thats full of science ,wisdom, and coffee, so don't be dissin this show
@Austindude3954 he is the most pointless character ever. would be useless in a fight, no scientific knowledge, and is so god damn happy all the time. as for tukov he is the most boring character ever. unlike the other vulcans that have had big parts there is no internal conflict, which would make him interesting. spock is half human and t'pol feels her emotions so strongly at times that she can not hide them. and janeway is definitely not full of wisdom, i mean she thinks torture is acceptable
voyager was fuck awful. i would rather watch enterprise than this. i would rather watch the neutral zone on repeat. the writing had no ambition and it was just plain lethargic.
The best way to take Infinite Regress is that when Seven of Nine gets possessed, it is like a dream state where the mind takes a lot of things for granted. Still, the characters were badly stereotyped, but Jeri Ryan acted them all very well.
What happened to "Voyager: The Crappy Ending"? I can't find it anywhere, Matt.
zEropoint68 1 week ago
7 was the hottest chick in Star Trek together with Uhura.
qwuezalothus 1 month ago
@qwuezalothus Not a chance. Hottest chick was Kira Nerys.
LarsSod 2 weeks ago
@LarsSod Personally, I like Jadzia Dax the most :D
TheRealityJack 1 week ago
To me, it's a good series, but nothing speciel.
qwuezalothus 1 month ago
Q: humans aren't supposed to be in this part of the galaxy for another eighty years, (sigh) well i guess that's what happens when you put a woman in the captain's chair.
Link4LifeSuperSmash 1 month ago
This show really wasnt that great. Its best episode wouldnt be in the top 20 of DS9's or TNG's best. It had some good characters(Not Neelix) but little character development from most of the cast. It had some good moments but most of them led to wasted opportunities. Species 8472 was a waste. Bad writing from Rick Berman, Brannan Braga and Kenneth Biller mortally wounded this show for me and a lot of people. Voyager was a huge dissapoinment. Matthew is not confused......
Neomac316 1 month ago
Wow, your a fucking idiot, you probably started watching this, and instead of actually watching it and appreciating it, you start firing off about how all these characters suck... every character progressed a lot over the series. Sure, it was a little hard to get into at first, but think about it; they were supposed to be on a three week mission in the Badlands. The Maquis hated Star Trek. They were forced to live together, and instead became family! Of course they would be robotic at first!
Curtains1310 1 month ago
@Curtains1310 "Of course they would be robotic at first!" why?
255ad 1 month ago
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@Curtains1310 So, he started watching it, then instead of watching it,which he somehow didnt do after he did and likingit for some reason, he didnt?
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Ikarosus 2 weeks ago
I don't know why so many people hate Voyager so much. Sure it's full of silly moments but so is TNG but no one eve attacks TNG... why not?
magmarock64k 1 month ago
@magmarock64k TNG was bad at first. But when Michael Piller came in season 3 it got better. Voyager was bad at first and stayed mediocre at best.
Neomac316 1 month ago
@Neomac316 In my opinion I feel that TNG and Voyager, are just as good as each other. I find a lot of episodes in TNG can be just as silly as Voyagers. That being said I also find that Data and Picard to be the only characters in TNG that I really like. I don't think the other characters are bad or anything I just think that without those two the show wouldn't be worth watching. Please keep in mind that this is just my opinion and I watch shows to be entertained and no other reason.
magmarock64k 1 month ago
@magmarock64k Are you drunk? (my opinionated question)
sixshooter500 1 day ago
you sir, are a douche
DAEMON74656 1 month ago
7 is hot :O
Slektet 1 month ago
LOL that was entertaining and funny!! As a big fan of Voyager I enjoyed that!
Turdbuckethat 1 month ago
In Future's End, isn't it a bit too convient to have a 20th century expert on board?... Who's also a senior officer?... Who had lizard sex with the captain?.. And that just got out of jail.. And is the son of an admiral? (Also, I rather enjoyed watching Voyager, just for making fun of it and, well, because it's Star Trek.)
Neropoo 1 month ago
Lol if I were Janeway I woulda just let the Kazon use it and woulda just gone home cause the Kazon were an ugly joke species anyways and when they first appeared I was all: "WAY TO WRITE UP A NEW UGLY JOKE SPECIES ANYWAYS."
wilde1 1 month ago
Just finished DS9, moving onto Voyager...horrible after the first 2 episodes. The people are so stoic and robotic, no one has any personality. Neelix may be an exception but he's annoying. I'll give it a few more episodes to pick up but so far it's a big fail.
kurumako 2 months ago
@kurumako Voyager writers clued in about halfway through the series, it did pick up near to the end when the end was in sight because we all wanted to see how it was going to end, LOL
wilde1 1 month ago
@kurumako Voyager is a little hard to get into, but trust me, it's worth it! I think the later seasons of voyager are awesome! I finished the whole series in about 3 months, and I enjoyed every second of it!
Curtains1310 1 month ago 2
I just hated tuvok and janeway's personality.
AliTubelog 2 months ago
To be fair, 9/11 truth exists.
Maybe these radiation guys are just intergalactic conspiracy theorists.
jamesmbsmith 2 months ago
@jamesmbsmith 9/11 conspiracy theorists use logical fallacies and selective information to defend their position, these people appeared to understand the situation and still come to their ludicrous conclusion
255ad 1 month ago
I didn't understand the problems with Frendship One
horaciosi 2 months ago
Friendship One did kind of make sense though
mechtech104 2 months ago
terrible video, you are over analysing a tv show
voyager did suck though
LOLMAN22 2 months ago
@LOLMAN22 A guy, saying he has no time, when hes sitting on a time machine is over analysing?
Ikarosus 2 months ago
could have*
crazy88boss 3 months ago
I'm glad I only paid $10 for the entire series. Only now do I see how bad it really was. Good for the cheap entertainment value but grossly overpriced.
shaithis80 3 months ago
I love Voyager, however the episodes you mentioned happen to be the most boring ones LOL
Samuel24842 3 months ago
matthew i dont give a shit if your wrong or right. i love you.
TheConnord12 4 months ago
I don't think Voyager was piss aweful as a whole. I loved the characters (minus Neelix) and crew. As for the story and dialogue hiccups... Well I think the actors did a pretty damn good job compensating for the plot holes with their acting ability (Not you, Robert Beltran, not you Neelix guy.). It was hit or miss at times, but not NEARLY as bad as Enterprise. Voyager got a lot better after the Kazon arc ended. Pretty good after that in my opinion.
crazy88boss 5 months ago
@crazy88boss ah show some respect for Robert Beltran. He was in Night of the Comet after all and acted pretty funny in the end of that movie. Hit or miss? How about plagiarizing Steven King in the episode known as "Alice". They also seemed to make and Intrepid Class ship very weak and all that technology and they still managed to crash shuttles. Best way to handle that series would've been to use a Sovereign Class for Voyager but nooooo. Piss awful sorta however 7 of 9 piss gorgeous.
shaithis80 3 months ago
@shaithis80 The fact that Voyager was not a battleship but, in fact, a science explorer made the show more appealing. What fun would it be if a flagship-type vessel with a massive armament was flung to the Delta Quadrant? It would be way too easy for them to get home. The Kazon, for example, with limited tech. only managed to challenge Voyager through attrition and overwhelming number. I defend that decision, though they didn't implement it in the story well.
crazy88boss 3 months ago
@crazy88boss I think Voyager could've used some upgrades and for all the hell they went through, a battle ship might have helped get the point across at times when they needed that firepower. Then again why did they send a science explorer vessel after the Maqui? Voyager needed ablative armor for one thing, enhanced shielding, more torpedo launchers, phasers, an additional warp nacelle, and a backup warp core. That's how you go into the Delta quadrant. Janeway cheated in the end :(
shaithis80 3 months ago
@shaithis80 Pt. 1 -- How lame would it be if every enemy Voyager faced could be obliterated by 20 torpedoes and simultaneous phaser array salvos? No, I can't really concede your point there; Voyager was sent in to investigate a few missing Maquis ships, not a frakking fleet. She was well within her margin of safety at the time. I do think, though, that Janeway could have incorporated the Delta Quad.'s technology more and more as the series progressed (new warp drives, weapons, etc.).
crazy88boss 3 months ago
@crazy88boss the series mad Voyager look like a piece of luxurious junk and don't get me started on the shuttle crashes. And when you send a ship after the Maqui, it better be armored and full of weapons and ready for anything in the event if one find themselves 70,000 or more light years from home. Kinda find fault with Janeway here for not using the array to get home. She just wasn't a good Captain and that decision cost some of the lives of her crew :(
shaithis80 3 months ago
@crazy88boss I cannot stress enough that Janeway was in violation of Temporal Prime Directive. At the end of the series, those fly boys from the 29th century should have intervened and pulled Voyager back to the Delta Quadrant. Time travel was such a lame excuse to a series finale. They could've found a wormhole or somethign but how uncreative can you get along with Beltran's good acting. Let's be honest: The writers were weak. I would've made Voyager a battleship.
shaithis80 3 months ago
@shaithis80 Pt. 2 - The writing is a mess, no doubt about it. You can thank Rick Burman for that fiasco. The only thing that saves the show is the characters -- I personally grew to love them all, minus the one you're touting. Chakotay did... what exactly? He spouted racial generalizations (I'm an Indian so obviously I have a spirit guide blah blah blah), he added absolutely *nothing* to the show. You have replaced him with a mannequin in pips and it wouldn't have changed a thing. He's so...
crazy88boss 3 months ago
@shaithis80 Pt. 3 -- .... freaking one-dimentional. 'I always go out of my way to do the right thing, slay the unjust, protect the innocent, and uphold the law yadda yadda'. And that's exactly how he always was played: no moral struggles, no personal challenges to overcome, no voice but a boring monotone. He's just... so uncharismatic. To think that HE got Seven instead of the doctor infuriates me to this day. He was not worthy.
crazy88boss 3 months ago
@crazy88boss well obviously Beltran did something right for lasting 7 of 7 seasons. Though I think I got tired when he said "I'm in charge of the duty roster." Alas this is sci-fi.Beltran and Ryan are not an item in real life and at least there was a Season 8 with both characters being intimate.Had Janeway not been a cold hearted bitch, then Chakotay would've had her instead.Instead Janeway is paired up with an Irish hologram. Oh I think the Doctor had is fun hiding in 7's body in 1 episode.
shaithis80 3 months ago
@crazy88boss I'm really sorry if Beltran ruined all 7 seasons for ya. The series should be deeply discounted for purchase because of the fiascos/plot holes/etc. Hey it was a series and new alien races were created. Speaking of women, I actually liked Kes over Seven but that is just my personal take. Seven trying to be more human has already been done before by Mr. Spock in the original series. Okay that is it for the mornin' have a great week and happy meal replicating.
shaithis80 3 months ago
So, your conclusion is " Voyager was pisssss awful. The end" and you made it from just few episodes. Then, based on this only video I say : You are pissss awful. The end! Any sense here ????
TheMixrs 5 months ago
6:18 actually, klingons do eat raw meat. watch the next generation episode "sins of the father". i love it when people who are constantly complaining about other people's mistakes make mistakes themselves! confused matthew is a moron! just sayin.
kakashi76767 5 months ago
HA HA HA HA HA NO TIME! did no one in the 29th century ever watch the first Back to the Future movie? Even a horny wannabe guitar player realized he was in a fucking time machine and had all the time in the world. Christ why did Voyager last so long?
kalelwannabe 5 months ago
@kalelwannabe
It's a good show.
Are you telling me that a few moments in a sci-fi show that don't make sense sink an entire show?
Usul573 5 months ago
@Usul573 not at all, I'm saying that the entire show was an endless stream of bad moments, this one just happened to be the dumbest of the bunch. Voyager was the worst of the new bunch of trek shows because it had 2 demensional characters, crappy stories, and bad acting.
kalelwannabe 4 months ago
@kalelwannabe
Well that's how you feel at least, I think it's pretty decent from what I've seen, but I've seen so much garbage that it might seem decent, I dunno, a few people around here seem to have thought it was pretty good.
Usul573 4 months ago
@Usul573 A fair point, when compared to a lot of the other crap on TV like the un-reality shows and things like Heros that are suppose to pass for sci fi Voyager is just one of many things on the boob tube and not nearly as crappy as a lot of the other garbage. But in comparison to the original Trek which was trend setting sci fi voyager just didn't make it, but in fairness neither did Next Gen, DS9 or Enterprise, they just weren't as inovative as the original
kalelwannabe 4 months ago
@kalelwannabe
Opinions and viewpoints are fierce all over the net of course. Especially considering how long a show can run and how many seasons it has.
Some say TOS is the best.
Others say TOS broke a lot of ground but TNG is better quality.
Others, including Ronald D. Moore think DS9 was the best.
Voyager and Enterprise have a lot of hate out there, but a lot of love too.
I've mostly been enjoying Enterprise, but it isn't too great.
I was born in 1990 and started watching TNG summer 2005.
Usul573 4 months ago
@Usul573 Well now you make an inadvertent but important point here. The length of time a show runs is at time directly related to how good the show is over all. For example The X-Files, great first four seasons, then a sucky movie, then season five started the down hill run. I've noticed new & inovative Sci fi doesn't last Space Above and Beyond, Nowhere Man, Sliders, (with orignial cast), the list goes on. Anyhow I see your main point; good is a matter of opinion when it comes to Trek shows.
kalelwannabe 4 months ago
@kalelwannabe
I'm still crushed about Firefly being canceled, Enterprise is sad but understandable considering the ratings, Farscape and TOS, it's sad sometimes.
I dunno it's tricky.
Usul573 4 months ago
@Usul573 Oh man now you're talking! Firefly was the absolute best. Now that was some ground breaking original sci fi. I hated the way the movie went all Blakes 7 and killed off a couple of the best characters. Never watched Farscape or Stargate but people swear by those shows. Still as you say it's tricky tricky tricky the way the ratings system works and all.
kalelwannabe 4 months ago
@kalelwannabe
Apparently like 1/1000 people are sampled and they guess at the viewership from that, it's insane, they don't give a damn what most people are watching and they have no idea.
Some shows like Firefly are just handled horribly, I'm sure you know how they handled it, it's like they wanted to sink it, after Firefly might have helped Dark Angel sink. Caprica also.
While I love Firefly too, I still think some people might worship it a bit much, it's like Cowboy Bebop, ground breaking?
Usul573 4 months ago
@Usul573 Oh yeah Dark Angel, eh that show was okay but a little too rah rah girl power stuff for me, still the same could be said for Birds of Prey and I dug that show while it lasted. Still, even after TOS got the axe the fans brought it back so who knows maybe there's a future for Firefly just god please no prequal shows. Cowboy Beebop? I don't get the ref, and yes ground breaking how many old west sci fi has there ever been OK there was the movie Westworld but that's not a series?
kalelwannabe 4 months ago
@kalelwannabe
I just heard that Firefly coming was part of what axed Dark Angel, it's stupid that happened.
Just saying, Cowboy Bebop, Outlaw Star, and Trigun were three anime series that were sci-fi western type.
Sorta feels like for Firefly they took those, mixed in some Andromeda, some Han Solo, and some Chinese culture and ideas and such, so calling it ground breaking and original I dunno about.
Everything comes from something though.
usul5739 4 months ago
@usul5739 Ah I see, don't know much about anime series never developed a taste for them. Still, can't argue that there is very little that is new under the sun, even star wars was taken from several sources so I expect taht you're right about that. But Firefly was pretty darn good series though.
kalelwannabe 4 months ago
@kalelwannabe Next Gen did manage to get the movie deals out of it. The original series is probably where it is at and they had less to work with back then.
shaithis80 3 months ago
@shaithis80 As for Robert Beltran? No. His acting was worse than Neelix's and I remain unwavering in that opinion.
crazy88boss 3 months ago
@crazy88boss well they did kill off the original first officer. Blame the writers. We could've gone with Tuvok as the first officer for nostalgic purposes. Or perhaps it should've been a female first officer. Worked in the The Cage however it was a male captain and female first officer known as Number One.
shaithis80 3 months ago
klingons get a bad rap a lot.
sniperdude12a 6 months ago
"Your logic is flawed"
Sefalus1118 6 months ago
Is there also a "cute Matthew"? :D
linuxgeek81 7 months ago
LOL
"Star Trek: Voyager was pisssss awful. The end."
cozmicskeptic 7 months ago
I love Voyager :(
MsPistrix 7 months ago 2
I agree; as a sci-fi series Voyager is f*cking awful. Star Trek Enterprise got it about right I think.
britishbulldog5505 7 months ago
@britishbulldog5505 Agreed.
JohnnyZenith 6 months ago
GET A LIFE biaatchh
JiS01 7 months ago
I love the term "space napalm."
I just wanted to say that.
jadegecko 7 months ago
It's light entertainment. The real sins a writer commits by creating unjustified inconsistencies in characterization and by sojourning outside the bounds of his own knowledge through out the main elements of a plot. This amateur critic concerns himself with pedantic bullshit. On the other hand, I stopped watching after 2 minutes so I could write this comment. Butter those lobes next time, DaiMon Curmudgeon, or you won't get the oomax you were looking for. Trek joke!
MinisterAilingTongue 8 months ago
tldw
SuperJames16 8 months ago
@SuperJames16
No taste in his videos, I see? Sad for you.
THECRAZEBLING 8 months ago
IMMA FERENGI IMMA FERENGI IMMA FERENGI IMMA FERENGI IMMA FERENGI IMMA FERENGI
GET IT? GET IT? EH? EH? EH?
THECRAZEBLING 8 months ago 4
I don't think it's fair to single out Voyager! LOL. I could make a video about all the other Star Trek series and show how crappy the writing may or may not be!
drevolutionary1 8 months ago
Star Trek itself is a completely implausible idea, a utopia where currency is no longer used but people work to better mankind and resolve things peacefully? Yeah... It was a decent show though. But yes, some of the writing was kind of dumb, but it happens in everything. The only part of the show that actually pissed me off was the ending. It seemed like the writers were like, lets wrap up the whole show in 2 hours.
As for the uploader... why watch a show that you hate? just curious.
AKOverlord 8 months ago
its a tv show, there is no need to overanalyse everything and criticise what they are saying. It is a show that needs ratings. If they wrote a storyline that was peaceful and thorough nobody would watch the show, its done for ratings and views.
It's common sense, I can't believe you are extremely critical when you cannot see this simple reason beind script writing.
SVWillmer 8 months ago
Neanderthal is not pronounced with a TH sound just so you know. Just saying if you're going to be condescending then get everything right.
knightnvy 9 months ago
I loved the show back when it was first airing, and still liked it when it was in reruns a few years later, but lately— having re-watched DS9 and TNG— these criticisms ring painfully true. Voyager did a lot of remarkably stupid crap.
DukeNavarre 9 months ago
Frankly to be honest, I do not believe you have an imagination. first of all, why watch a program you cannot stand. You whine too much. Excuse me, but the show takes place in the 24th century. who knows what might happen then. We will not know, because we will be dead by then.
plogan721 9 months ago
You sure watch a lot of a show you don't like.
Also, gay intro.
Try taking a breath in between sentences.
redplague 9 months ago
Sooo, like animals (Gak) is not raw? lol, at the "Space Napalm"
TheMontanaDave 10 months ago
what a load of crap voyager becamethank god I missed a lot of it all
seonidh 10 months ago
dude, if you dont like the show, why did you watch so much of it?
sportsfan723 10 months ago
@sportsfan723
Because if he refused to watch it, that would just be selfish to the show. If he doesn't watch the episodes, how does he know they're going to be bad? Even if I watched a show and I disliked the entire first few seasons, like I did with TNG, I would still carry on watching it to give it a chance. I don't know it's going to carry on being bad. And luckily with TNG, I carried on watching it, and the last few seasons were fantastic.
TheDarkFrontier 9 months ago
@TheDarkFrontier sorry i guess i should have put in "in my opinion". In my opinion, it doesnt make sense to watch a show you dont like. It's not like you're forced to watch it or anything, and it's TV soooo it's VERY easy to simply change the channel. It's like eating and saying "bleh, i dont like this" then scarfing down the whole plate. I understand why you kept watching TNG...watching and hoping it'll get better eventually. I'm just saying i wouldnt watch a show that i dont like.
sportsfan723 9 months ago
200 out of the 500 people that liked this are self respecting Klingons who are currently plotting Rick Berman's death.
DARTHPIZZAROLL 10 months ago 2
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Thumbs up if you ever wanted to bang Jeri Ryan.
dmorley100 10 months ago
I think your taking this too seriously! Geeze! I'm a Trekkie but your like a psycho Trekki...ever considered help for this serious mental condition? Seriously. If you didn't like the first episode that much, why watch the rest? Ever considered just going along with the show for entertainment? If Janeway DIDN'T get her ship get stuck in the Delta Quadrant...there wouldn't be show would there? Come up with better videos! XD
troyauthor 10 months ago
@troyauthor
Okay how does he know the show is going to be bad if he refuses to watch it? Second, if you watch something purely for "entertainment", you get brain dead stories designed just to get a rise out of the audience rather than asking deep philosophical and humanitarian questions like the original Star Trek. Once you start accepting brain dead crap that's all you'll get. Hence Star Trek 11.
TheDarkFrontier 9 months ago
@TheDarkFrontier
Yes, but, if you take something like Star Trek THIS seriously, you should be brain dead already
troyauthor 9 months ago
@troyauthor
He isn't taking Star Trek seriously, he's taking the WRITING seriously. There is a difference. Taking Star Trek seriously would be arguing which captain is better, Kirk or Picard, going to conventions actually dressed as a character, that kind of thing. Criticising plot elements, story arcs, character development etc, is criticising the abilities of the writing team, and their ability to craft a good and engaging story, be it Star Trek or anything else.
TheDarkFrontier 9 months ago
@troyauthor
Third, if the plot REQUIRES someone to do something just so that the plot can continue, then it's not good writing. The plot needed Janeway to destroy the Array, otherwise there wouldn't have been a show, even though there were alternatives. Look at Enterprise: Damage. Archer had no other choice but to steal the warp coil from an innocent ship, otherwise Earth would be destroyed. THAT is a moral conflict, not a requirement by the plot to continue it.
TheDarkFrontier 9 months ago
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I think your taking this too seriously! Geeze! I'm a Trekkie but your like a psycho Trekki...ever considered help for this condition? Seriously. If you didn't even like the first episode, why watch the rest? Ever considered just going along with the show for entertainment? If Janeway DIDN'T get her ship get stuck in the Delta Quadrant...there wouldn't be show would there? Come up with better videos! XD
troyauthor 10 months ago
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I think your taking this too seriously! Geeze! I'm a Trekkie but your like a psycho Trekki...ever considered help for this condition? Ever considered just going along with the show for entertainment? If Janeway DIDN'T get her ship get stuck in the Delta Quadrant...there wouldn't be show would there? Come up with better videos! XD
troyauthor 10 months ago
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I think your taking this too seriously! Geeze! I'm a Trekkie but your like a psycho Trekki...ever considered help for this serious condition? Ever considered just going along with the show for entertainment? If Janeway DIDN'T get her ship get stuck in the Delta Quadrant...there wouldn't be show would there? Come up with better videos! XD
troyauthor 10 months ago
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I think your taking this too seriously! Geeze! I'm a Trekkie but your like a psycho Trekki...ever considered help for this serious condition? Ever considered just going along with the show for entertainment? If Janeway DIDN'T get her ship get stuck in the Delta Quadrant...there wouldn't be show would there? Come up with better videos! XD
troyauthor 10 months ago
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troyauthor 10 months ago
the intro sucks
TheSunmanho 10 months ago
for someone who hates voyager so much, you sure talk about it a lot.
roheraa 10 months ago
I find it funny (and sad) that the Trek fans commenting here can't accept the fact that Voyager was a terrible show.
daftrok 10 months ago
Ok, I love Voyager...but this is still hysterical. Is that weird?
44jeanette44 10 months ago
Dude i can see the plot holes but you're a cunt
ursmyers 10 months ago
Matthew i really think you are confused
tamaran13 11 months ago
It is a fucking showe it is sci fi not rill just dont watch the showe if you hate it
and stop bitchin
StartrekTNG1701 11 months ago
@StartrekTNG1701 HAHA
Troll.
DarkLordVegeta 11 months ago
@usernamepasswordG Not even just raw, but live worms. So, sorry CM, ur wrong about that. But that hunkering down in the corner to eat it thing really pissed me off too. Agreed with you about most of the rest tho. Vger was garbage.
Fucking Star Trek.... I watched every. Single. Episode.
tagzat 11 months ago
Funny and informative review but it's still my favourite Star Trek, I watched it for the entertainment not for the realistic plots. If it was completely realisitic it would be boring and we never would have known 7 of 9 was a Ferengi etc.
Mindbattler 11 months ago
@Mindbattler I believe you dont know the diffrence between realistic and logical.
Ikarosus 3 months ago
What's the song at the beginning?
supergreatsuper 1 year ago
@supergreatsuper WHY?
255ad 11 months ago
@255ad Why what?
supergreatsuper 11 months ago
Matt, you are confused. Voyager is far better than you think.
JD17555Jess 1 year ago
To be honest most Star Trek sucks for mostly similar reasons..
ScreamingTc 1 year ago
Are you to stupid to understand this stuff? If you are, than don't post SHIT on Youtube.
janegoodal87 1 year ago
@janegoodal87 what is he not understanding
255ad 11 months ago
win
StewieSwan 1 year ago
so? its pretty simple if you dont like something dont watch it? don't have to wait for other series... and deeps space nine was terrible alltogether they had a retardedly mall ship they shoot through the dominon ships stupid <3
Dark3lite101 1 year ago
@Dark3lite101 a gun is much smaller then me but it can still kill me size have very little to do with being deadly
"its pretty simple if you dont like something dont watch it" he's a critic
255ad 11 months ago
I think you nitpick too much dude.
You complain about small things, small portions of episodes that last for anywhere between 30 seconds and a minute with the rest of the episode being good.
And the fact that in a 8 minute video (minus 1 minute for intro/outro), you were only able to cover 6 things from 5 episodes, in a series of 172 episodes each running 45 minutes long...to say that the series was CONSISTENTLY bad and "piss awful" is really fucking stupid on your part.
LivesForJihad 1 year ago
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True about the Klingon's depiction. But the Klingons were always portrayed "awkwardly" in the Star Trek Series' and films. The Klingons ARE a technologically advanced race with things like warp drive and cloaking devices . . . that they have developed!! Stuff that at times was superior to Starfleet's.
So somewhere in the Klingon society has to be a long and established higher education and technology culture. But that's only implied, at best. We only ever get to see their Warrior culture.
MicJColeman 1 year ago
True about the Klingon's depiction. But the Klingons were always portrayed "awkwardly" in the Star Trek Series' and films. The Klingons ARE a technologically advanced race with things like warp drive and cloaking devices . . . that they have developed!! Stuff that at times was superior to Starfleet's.
So somewhere in the Klingon society has to be a long and established higher education and technology culture. But that's only implied, at best. We only ever get to see their Warrior culture.
MicJColeman 1 year ago
i love your videos and you are really funny, but i disagree with you. voyager was an awesome show, and i enjoyed every second of it. and i accualy cried when the series was over. this video is still funny, but i couldnt disagree more with you.
MaRkIpArK 1 year ago 5
@MaRkIpArK You can still like Voyager. I like Voyager, and I will always like Voyager. However even I agree that the series had some very, very stupid moments. Case in point, and I imagine even you can't deny this. THRESHOLD. The defense rests.
HalcyonSkies 10 months ago
@MaRkIpArK I went through the whole series as part of a ST marathon. VOY had a certain charm and it was good comfort TV. But the show was sterile, the characters were sterile, the stories were convoluted. It had SO MUCH potential but the writers had no idea what to do with it. You could literally watch the first season 1 ep after the pilot, back to back with the penultimate episode, and see only few or minor changes. After 7 years, NOTHING changed, no character development. It was a bad show.
Danny77uk 7 months ago
@MaRkIpArK voyager was fucking garbage, youre a loser for crying for it
labartic 6 months ago
you're the most awesome person ever! That was fucking hilarious!
DarkInSunlight 1 year ago
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" If you think the Friendship 1 episode is stupid wait until you hear this. Some dumb people still believe that the US government gave infected blankets to the natives to kill them. Of course that was decades before anyone knew how viral disease was transmitted, and no one actually knows if the blankets we a disease vector, but hey its the US military, they must be blamed."
Ever heard of Mk Ultra?
"
Ebareebaveebeedee 1 year ago
If you think the Friendship 1 episode is stupid wait until you hear this. Some dumb people still believe that the US government gave infected blankets to the natives to kill them. Of course that was decades before anyone knew how viral disease was transmitted, and no one actually knows if the blankets we a disease vector, but hey its the US military, they must be blamed.
I don't doubt this episode was based on this crazy myth. Everybody is looking for excuses and reasons for random events.
XCritonX 1 year ago
lol you know an awful lot about this i'm guessing you watched it beacuase of the great deatail if it was awful why watch it?
Dark3lite101 1 year ago
@Dark3lite101
How does he know if it sucks unless he watched it?
TheDarkFrontier 1 year ago
@TheDarkFrontier seven of nine was in like the 4 series if he beliefs it sucked so much he could have stopped watching it by then? douch <3
Dark3lite101 1 year ago
@Dark3lite101
How did he know it wouldn't suck if he didn't watch it? Just because the first three seasons were mediocre to shit didn't mean that it didn't have the potential to pick up. Look at DS9. Seasons 1 + 2 were total balls on the whole, Season 3 started to really pick up, Seasons 4 - 6 were absolutely fantastic.
TheDarkFrontier 1 year ago
I like the parts with seven on nine
nextgeneration456 1 year ago
Confusedmathew..i think you are born confused
Jasmin30377 1 year ago
I take exception to the final wrap-up. I've pissed a lot in my life, and it's generally pretty satisfying, if not down-right enjoyable, unlike VOYAGER, which is more comparable to passing a kidney stone.
GoblinXXX 1 year ago
I NEVER understood why this recieved more seasons than the origional, good series or not.
rockpaperscisorhand 1 year ago
@rockpaperscisorhand 6 words: "Jeri Ryan in a cat-suit".
GoblinXXX 1 year ago
such an awful series, he is so right about the writers just not giving two shits about precedence, Logical thought process, and overall comon sense. It shouldnt be labeled Star Trek. It should just be forgotten.
fdymom 1 year ago
This guy is idiot, he might be smart enough to figure all the logical flaws of the show but apparently not smart to figure out that most people are intolerant, petty and ignorant and therefore making their decisions completely realistic and believable. Also it's a fucking show, somtimes things are just done for dramatic effect and to reach larger demographics.
XSirfalasX 1 year ago
@XSirfalasX So why are there GOOD shows?
GoblinXXX 1 year ago
This guy is rediculous, doesn't obviously understand Federation values. He's obviously a little mentally retarded, I feel sorry for him.
matrixmiles 1 year ago
yeah matt your just a faggot...stop beggin AVGN your not him and your not funny.
dvarblo 1 year ago
"...this show was consistently bad on exactly the same level". LOL. You watched a show that you say "was consistently bad throughout the series". This says alot about you "Matthew"....loser.
jcbynum007 1 year ago
Here's what I don't get...although the comic relief for your various "I hate Star Trek: Voyager" series videos is mildly entertaining (post what you want, I won't be returning to view them, lol) I have to ask this Matthew character and other haters one thing:
Sooo, you wasted how many years watching this series that you are now spending valuable time of your life bitching about? Aaaand why did you waste "said" years of your life watching it if you didn't like it to begin with?
jcbynum007 1 year ago
@jcbynum007 we made up our minds after watching about 120 hours worth of this shite hoping it would get better but as we all no we got dicked on in the end. ant way picard, kirk or archer would have had there ships back by the end of the first episode
TheShanediesel 1 year ago
Voyager blew the biggest opportunity of Trek history. The writers could have had jeri Ryan do some hot lesbian scenes which would have been the shows high point.
mrtrek64 1 year ago
@mrtrek64 Hey, what do you expect from a show that let Jennifer Lien leave, but kept NEELIX around?
GoblinXXX 1 year ago
At least someone agrees at what a joke Voyager was. What can you expect from a show that targeted a female 9-13 years of age audience.
mrtrek64 1 year ago
@8:30, Tuvok stated that it would take several hours for the caretakers array to send them home.
Austindude3954 1 year ago
YOU FAIL! VOYAGER IS THE BEST
Austindude3954 1 year ago
@Austindude3954 oh dear
redbaron932 1 year ago
@Austindude3954 really really isn't just watch any other series or even paint dry and you will understand. worst characters ever. wtf is with nelix, tuvok is the most boring character ever and janeway couldn't command a £6 an hour wage never mind 1 of the most advanced ships in the federation
TheShanediesel 1 year ago
@TheShanediesel Whats wrong with Neelix? Tuvok is a VULCAN! Janeway is a good commander thats full of science ,wisdom, and coffee, so don't be dissin this show
Austindude3954 1 year ago
@Austindude3954 he is the most pointless character ever. would be useless in a fight, no scientific knowledge, and is so god damn happy all the time. as for tukov he is the most boring character ever. unlike the other vulcans that have had big parts there is no internal conflict, which would make him interesting. spock is half human and t'pol feels her emotions so strongly at times that she can not hide them. and janeway is definitely not full of wisdom, i mean she thinks torture is acceptable
TheShanediesel 1 year ago
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TheShanediesel 1 year ago
your splitting hairs.
cultures on earth believe things that are so stupid ppl in the 1st world simply laugh. why cant u understand that.
u have a one track mind.
A0GP5YCH0 1 year ago
Absolute Idiot, Get A Girlfriend Or Something, Freak!
McNitro123 1 year ago
You're a penis.
Naughtyjug 1 year ago
@Naughtyjug And you're so idiotic that you couldn't even come up with a good insult.
obiwanobiwan13 1 year ago
voyager was fuck awful. i would rather watch enterprise than this. i would rather watch the neutral zone on repeat. the writing had no ambition and it was just plain lethargic.
MrZingnigga 1 year ago
The best way to take Infinite Regress is that when Seven of Nine gets possessed, it is like a dream state where the mind takes a lot of things for granted. Still, the characters were badly stereotyped, but Jeri Ryan acted them all very well.
Shadx27 1 year ago
Who cares!!?
7 of 9 is hot, and that what matters!!
schest23 1 year ago
@schest23 - i jakd off so to to her WIN
inc2000glw 1 year ago