Two and a half Men Season 9 Official New Opening Intro ASHTON-KUTCHER 2011

[mpkio]

This show will never be the same without Charlie Sheen! When I watch the new eps, a part of me dies a little each time.... :(

[GeneralFantastic]

now its just three men. what is the kid now, like 20?

[adelinelvv89]

sucks! why dont you put in BARNEY from HIMYM?? aka Neil Patrick Harris!!!! be gone ashton!

at least Barney and Charlie a little same, both are PLAYERS~ come on!

[srujanfrankenstein]

this sucks now

[vampyre191]

it'll never be the same without Charlie Sheen

[locatedINnothing]

what is this show? .. Tho and a half men died season 8 episode 16 ... Is this some kind of parody?

[Ruthlyn]

*model so he knows exactly what faces he's making in this opening theme. He knows he's being an obnoxious, smug troll and nobody wants him so he's intentionally making these over-the-top faces.

[Ruthlyn]

im sorry this is too hilarious. Ashton Kutcher started out as a mode

[1mikie19]

Fuck You Chuck Lorre. You just ruined a wonderful show. Why kill off Charlie's character you could've at least written Charlie and Rose have moved to Paris together and got married.

[XxToxiinxX]

Jesus Is Back

[Schmidteren]

show suuuucks now.. charlie sheen, the funnyguy, was who made it above other sit coms in the genre

[lizbetza]

THIS SHOW S IS NOTHIING WOTHOUT CHARLEE SHEEN

[lizbetza]

THIS "CHARACHTER" ASHTON KUSHER MUST INMEADIATELY LEAVE,,,,,,,,,,,HE IS LIKE THE ZERO AUDDIENCE ATRACTION,,... LIKE LLOK BACK ALL HE DID... SOOOOO BAD ACTORRRR PLEASE REMOVE AND DELETEEEEEEEEEEE

[daylite34]

stop blaming the show. charlie WANTED to leave. what were they supposed to do?

[47TheHitmanAgent]

charlie did drugs which is why he got sacked

[mshadow1994]

Lol get over charlie he aint ever coming back

[TheAless1100]

Two and a half men without charlie isn't Two and a half men!!

[babigurlx4sho]

Charlie Sheen is the reason why people watched Two and a Half Men! i watched the first episode and it wasnt even funny. Charlie needs to come back, im not inspired to watch two and a half men anymore :/

[RyanEnty]

the show needed a change, so get over it and stop ur crying sad ppl in this planet

[rockband0005]

charlie sheen wanted to leave get over it

[Loverboy4102]

@rockband0005 no he was actually fired you idiot for telling his boss of and a bunch of other shit

[TheJaSoN4332]

This is soooooo gay we want charlie back !!!!

[sparkl1nwat3r]

I agree with those people who said without Charlie it's just not right. Nothing against Ashton, he's a good actor but it's just not right for Ashton for this show. Charlie is the man and he makes Two And A Half Men. What were they thinking? Why are they doing this?

[TheBossMP]

Ashton Kutcher looks like a hobo... OMG

[hampypoo]

Its Charlie's fault

[Mrgutsy23]

this show is nothing without charlie

[sparkl1nwat3r]

@Mrgutsy23 why oh why do I soo agree with you.

[alexa83uk]

how can they carry on with this show without Charlie Sheen?? I mean I like Ashton and everything, but this is so weird....

[Shaqify32]

So wait, why is the show still called two and a half men instead of three men?

[DrFarf666]

Ok, with this guy can be good, but withou Charlie it's fuckin' suicide, what were they thinking, it is my favorite show of all time it better be good... Judt sain'

[zockeman]

Traurig traurig...

[Kandrov]

I like it.

[fliederbaumfairy]

whats.....THAT? :o

[tiabbzz]

is sooo gay without charlie

[carolaspiess]

WTF!!??

[GTVexated]

WOOHOOOHOOOOO

[TobyTobsen666]

i think that this season will be a nightmare of allen

in the end he will kicked out oth the house and he wishs come back charlie plz come back

and... he wacks up

end he's back...

Charlie

[kenthy95]

walden schmit is jesus.

[magikdreams]

loved part one! very good start!!I loved Charlies character but Ashton needs a chance to get play in!

[djextreme519]

not bad for first episode... Have to give ashton a chance to see what hes like in other episodes.. its like when matt smith took over david tennets role in doctor who, i thought he was gonna be crap but he did a good job.

[bclima11]

Bag of crap! Come back Sheen!!

[Guenter134]

just keep hating. that wont bring charlie back, dumbasses.

[TheGutjahr]

tahm is dead

[koysal2]

that garbage

[noturno50]

people is not irreplaceable... two and half man die when change the person.... shit

[bazsx]

Charlie Harper Die...

Two And a Half Men Die...

[KollisionBR]

wish the best of luck to the new cast.

let sheen rest in peace in his new career.

[djlost2008]

Era um otimo seriado, pena que acabou...

[djmaurj]

NEVER!!! NERVER!!! NEVER!!!

NUNCA SERÁ!!!! CHARLIE HARPER LIVES!!! É O FIM DO MEU SERIADO FAVORITO!!! PUTA QUE PARIL, VCS SÃO MUITO BURROS MESMO ACHANDO QUE ESSE BANANA chegaria perto dos CHARLIES !!!

NOTA = 0

ou melhor

NOTA = -1

[KarinaHC]

@djmaurj Ahhh cala a boca!! É por isso que brasileiro nunca tem valor... comentário ignorante!!!!

[SheepNorway]

Ah....all the butthurt ignorant fanboys...

[MetalSuomiForever]

RIP Charlie Harper :(

[david117k]

LOOK ALAN FACE LOL'S!!!!!!!!!

[MuZix9090]

@david117k hahah yeah I was laughing at the same thing xD besides Ashton's voice haha

[MsTill1996]

is ashton gay?

[00998tim]

i feel punk'd -_-

[Stan7Smith]

Charlie Sheen is the best, and no one can replace, but I have to say that Charlie went over to insult the creator or Warner Bros or whoever, I say that we expect besides Charlie out of rehab, and leaving them insulted, I think he deserves (I think) only to get fired for a while, but do not get fired for good, no, let her go (in the series) on vacation or something, but not killed.

Live Charlie Sheen, Charlie Harper!

[hlarf71]

viva Charlie Sheen

[thejuliajeah]

jeeeeeah that sucks 

[BrawlLegendLink]

nothing against Ashton Kutcher, but seriously, 2,5 men was about Charlie Harper, and nothing can replace him, it wont be the same. i still hope Charlie will come back in a later season.

[CMBHQ]

@BrawlLegendLink he can't, chuck lorre is firm about his position.

Even though charlie sheen has apoligized to chuck, admited he wasn't WINNING, chuck still won't take him back. I mean a couple of months back sure, but now he's sorry

[BrawlLegendLink]

@CMBHQ damn, but thanks for the info.

But there still is hope, maybe in case the number of fans decreases after a few episodes, or whatever. :)

[Velsabor]

Was ist das für eine Dreckskacke!! Entweder das Lied mit Charlie oder ein Komplett anderes!!! Scheiß Chuck Lorre!

[josemoreno8]

This fuckin sucks,jajajaj

[kimoxxx]

I cringed about 213120312903812093812 times watching this.

[shaunladsonly]

asthon kutcher on this video looks like a peado jesus lol:)

[Husachi]

i dont see why people hate Ashton so much. He's a very gifted actor and he's hilarious. I'll bet the premiere will still have over 10 million viewers like the previous seasons despite having Ashton as the new lead. And dont blame Ashton for taking Charlie's place cuz it's Charlie's own fault that he got kicked out and he has no one to blame but himself for his problems with Lorre. So NO ONE should be blaming Ashton for anything. Give the guy a damn break!

[smellslike1991]

FUCK ASHTON

[seba1989ss]

0:09 look at the alan's face

[LovePhantom00]

Kutcher's singing looks so gay...

[LambChowder1]

@LovePhantom00 wrong verb buddy

[xirbeto]

it sucks!! no is two and a half men

its 1 man 1 idiot and a half men!

[Fiukatz]

@xirbeto and you're the king of all idiots and gays

[AndreiPlopeanu]

what a looser....like jesus

[Bamschannel]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha ashton's faces hahahhhahha

[MiCkAelSaN0o]

Alan's face : where the f*ck is charlie... Omg my brother just became a wuss!!!

[MiCkAelSaN0o]

Omg 8 years for nothing... god just take me with you!!!

[drinu333]

look at how joh cryer looked at aston like " WTF IS HE DOIN HERE"...

[drinu333]

@drinu333 0:08

[jockejag]

@drinu333 hahahah, totally!

[drinu333]

@drinu333 TO BE CONTINUED.........

[mjtamayog]

NO THANKS

[headthemeatgrinder]

ಠ_ಠ

[MetalLion64]

Dafuk?

[kaneishion]

Charlieee sin vos nunca será lo mismo T.T

[furko23]

ich liebe hier nur alans blick als Arschton Lutscher auftaucht hahaha

[chicople]

Haters gonna hate

[piarit]

Yeah, this is awesome. Fuck all you hatters!

[kelyc0sta]

OMG! Just shave that beard already!!! :X

[kadeve]

How much coke did Charlie Sheen do ?

Enough to kill Two and a Half Man

[enzoheartbreak]

Are you fucking kidding me!!?? fuck this shit!

[BringRazviTheHorizon]

FUCK THIS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT !!!!!!

I WANT CHARLIE FUCKING BACK,THIS IS BULLSHIT WITHOUT HIM !

[RTLWTF]

VoteMikeShinoda4NewAshtonKutch­er :D

[Fiukatz]

See it coming, everbody flames now but even later when the season is out. they gonna love it.

[SelmaGaGa]

WHERE THE FUCK IS CHARLIE SHEEN! BRING BACK CHARLIE NOW! I DONT CARE IF HE'S BIPOPULAR! HE'S ATLEAST WINNING DUH SERIES..

[leupoma]

joke?

[osnad]

AWESOME!!! :D

[91timea]

:|

[ToBiiZ8]

I love how's alan looking when Ashton comes up :D

[Laserzpew]

is this a fucking joke?

[Dragoncro0wn]

@Laserzpew nope Charlie was cut off because he was cough drunk

[LambChowder1]

@Laserzpew no way! a joke on a comedy? Whats become of things

[Shail162]

@Laserzpew Sorry but no... is the NEW FAIL but no a joke....

[AmWtr95]

FAIL!

[eduardoqb]

jaja la cara de ashton 

[watermarkk]

woah, damn that kid's ugly wore off. he's a cutie now.

[gnzvideos]

HAHA THAT WAS GOOD!

[Husachi]

they're not even singing the song -.-; their lip-syncing, u pansies...

this intro seems better than the last. honestly, no matter how many times i watch it, i cant help but laugh cuz ashton's liven it up. the people that saw the taping of the first season 9 episode said they never laughed harder in their lives and that its gotten better.

besides, ashton was on a hit tv show that lasted longer than two and a half men has so far. dont judge a book by its cover. watch the show THEN judge.

[smellslike1991]

@Husachi i guess u know shit about counting, that 70 show lasted 8 seasons, this is gonna be the ninth season of two and a half men! if u don't know about this show don't say anything

[Husachi]

@smellslike1991 Excuse me but season amount means nothing. That 70s Show was 200 episodes. Two and a Half Men has only had 177 til Ashton stepped in to save the show. So HA!!!.

[smellslike1991]

@Husachi i don't see ur point, ashton was not in all 200 episodes SO HA!

[SheepNorway]

@Husachi But haters are gonna "hate" the show no matter what....

[Husachi]

@SheepNorway sadly, yes. -.-;

[Tormanoid]

@SheepNorway It's not about hating. It's about destroying a classic show.

[SheepNorway]

@Tormanoid You haven't even seen it yet. Kutchers i way funnier than Sheen and has been in a even bigger show himself. Sheen has been butthurt about this afterwards and is so far from winning...I understand that those who really like him and the show will have a hard time dealing with this, but judging the show before you have seen it is bad. It will never be "the same" 2.5 men without Sheen, but a new one. Not neccessarily bad, but those who loved him will miss him. Not one of those.

[STBXMediaX]

@Husachi there not lip syncing at all

[Husachi]

@STBXMediaX actually yes they are. do you honestly think Ashton sounds like that when he sings? On the original opening, they used the girl that was Tommy from Rugrats to do Jake's singing voice. They did the same thing for Charlie and Jon using professional singers for singing voices in the opening. This opening uses the same method just with a couple different singing voices. I work with audio and video at college so I know how these things work.

[D3m01ish3r]

Yeah, the new season 0:07 FUUUUCK!!!!!!!! I forgot.

[TheJesus32755]

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[TheJesus32755]

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[TheJesus32755]

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[TheJesus32755]

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[TheModernwarfare09]

Ashton Kutcher is a good actor but why the fuck get ride of the best one from the show they should have got ride of the writer the little muther fucker !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheJesus32755]

whatttttttttttt???????????? fock.... que mierda