Funny Bible Cartoon! - Balaam's Ass

[lewiss1100]

How is this funny?

God was not angry that he went, but God was angry that he didn't obey every word spoken to him. That's why the angel said go & speak only what God tells you.

[TheRunawayState]

@lewiss1100 It's funny because it's a fucking talking donkey.

[lewiss1100]

@TheRunawayState Nothing funny about the bible God's Holy word. This story is heart breaking knowing this donkey had more spiritual knowledge than a man. And that this man repeatedly hit his donkey that's animal abuse, where is the love?

I've seen men be more of an ass than this donkey.

[TheRunawayState]

@lewiss1100 No no no. I think you'll find a story about a donkey that turns around and shouts at it's owner IN ENGLISH to stop beating him, is hilarious. Actually, I'd say it's people like you that I find funnier, because you genuinely, GENUINELY believe this shite.

[lewiss1100]

@TheRunawayState God gave all men language why could He not give a voice to an animal?

Yes, I believe every word of the bible. For with God all things are possible!!!!!!!!!

[TheRunawayState]

@lewiss1100 A few points you should consider. I'll start with your statement 'I believe every word of the bible'. If that were true, you'd have to consider;

1. Slavery, rape, murder and torture of thousands of innocent people under the hands of a greedy, malicious ruler, AKA your loving god, is possible, and has happened.

2. God says if your daughter is raped by a man, she is bound by god's law to marry her rapist. If she declines, she shall be put to death.

[TheRunawayState]

@lewiss1100 continued

3. So, if you had/have a daughter, and she gets brutally and maliciously tortured and raped, she has to take the mans hand in marriage.

Unlucky.

[Strangerinasland]

I come across talking asses every day.

[DemoraFairy]

It's like Full Life Consequences, but with the Bible instead of Half Life fanfiction.

[GreenTaco666]

Those horses are totally high on speed or something.

[SESdisciple]

The tap-dancing sound for the horses is the best.

[bary1234]

These embarrassing childish stories are actually believed by people. Today.

Thats just disgusting. We have to end these horrible superstitions before they ruin us.

[irreverentjim]

the naked archeologist has a different view of this story on History International tv. Turns out balaam was a gun for hire and he and the Donkey were doing things never would have done to his talking donkey....well, maybe phone sex.

You delusional religious folks need a bit more education outside of your churches and aways from your kid loving priest....a kid is a goat, we[re still talking about the talking donkey....if he had a horn on his head he[d be a unicorn...also in the bible.?)

[basketballdude138]

and some people actually think that the donkey talked also why is it a sin to not see an angel?

[lewiss1100]

@basketballdude138 Of course the donkey spoke, for God opened up his mouth.

The sin was not fully obeying God.

That is like the world today, a donkey is more spiritually minded than alot of people in this world. That's very sad.

[basketballdude138]

and some people actually think that the donkey talked

[MegaManuelmoreno]

son videos ilustrados para que tu lo visualices y no entre la critica ni maldecir como Balaam ni malas palabras. pero si tu haces algo mejor descargalo para el beneficio de todos se te agradecerá .

[anthony20991]

Not funny you should respect the lord in his hands

[vaibanez17]

Angel: "Why did you beat your own ass?"

[vixitrixalina]

whos the redhead? and wtf is up with those horses?! they gallop like the retarded horse in family guy... the donkeys voice is hot.

[MegaJesusfreak2011]

God can use anything to speak to his people. A donkey, Democrat, even a horse.

[Shoots1978]

@MegaJesusfreak2011 Wow, He can use a democrat? ;)

lol.

[n3wgroundm0nkey]

Horrid.

[Phoenixfan77]

Not a donkey, it's a damn horse! Get it right, guys. The ears aren't pointy and the tail is hairy mane, not long skinny with the knotted mane at the end. This was a waste of my time!

[baller185]

what was the joke i dont think i heard myself laugh

[thirtysilver]

EPIC

[VocalEdgeTV]

Well...I think it's pretty funny.

[chevymadman5]

this sucked

[webhed003]

Very funny? There is nothing even remotely humorous about this film save the insanely bad animation. The story isn't meant to be humorous and the voice acting is terrible. Not to mention that this is among the most vapid stories the bible has to offer and has no lesson, no moral, nothing to be taught here save that you aren't supposed to think you've gone crazy when animals begin to talk to you.

[ty04beth]

If you had read this account in the Bible, you would not waste your time posting these rotten, hell-inspired comments on this cartoon. it's amateur no doubt, but that doesn't call for all this evil comments. This is a serious case of a prophet who sold his integrity for a few things.

[TheMuffin100]

Enough posting Bible passages on YouTube you thundercunt.

[IrmaCerrutti]

27 And when the dingbat saw the bimbo of the Bigwig, she spread-eagle shag in the clutches of Balaam: and Balaams sexual arousal was gone ape-shit, and he banged the dingbat using his knobstick.

[IrmaCerrutti]

26 And the bimbo of the Bigwig pissed telescopic, and rooted inside a tight hole, where was no manipulation to squelch either jostling the spanking tentacle or abutting the cack-handed.

[IrmaCerrutti]

25 And when the dingbat saw the bimbo of the Bigwig, she spunked a person unto the diaphragm, and ravished Balaams bottom against the banisters: and he banged her again.

[IrmaCerrutti]

24 But the bimbo of the Bigwig rooted in a drainpipe of the garden centres, a corset being on this side, and a jockstrap on that side.

[icemilitia]

Why did the Jews stay in the desert for 40 years? Because God told them their was a quarter hidden in there.

[IrmaCerrutti]

23 And the dingbat saw the bimbo of the Bigwig rooting in the nuts and bolts, and his chopper pumping in his mitt: and the dingbat squelched rid of the velvet glove, and secreted into Diana: and Balaam banged the dingbat, to squelch her wrapped up in the nuts and bolts.

[fudgedogbannana]

Here's something for you to animate.Did you know that Mary the mother of Jesus was a nag?Nag,nag,nag.Says so in the Bible,she rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem. If you can animate that I'll be a monkey's uncle

[yayyay92]

dude i knew it, donkeys can talk!

[sophiehiller]

Luca Brazi as God, nice

[hellorocketship]

This is so awesome I was instantly converted the moment I began watching it.

[McLarenF1God]

Can I give this 10, 15 stars?

[neutrinotank]

Christians ruin everything...even shitty animation.

[3N1GM4]

i... i... i... just dont know what to say...

[smoothmate75]

Oh man, I don't know if I should give it five stars because it's so funny or only one because it's so BAAAAAAAAAAAAD...

[Tekena1200]

What fresh hell is this! I can see the end of days!

[theookie]

If I beat my donkey too often do I go blind?

[baandersnatch]

i am 12 years old and dont know what's going on

[neuromonkey]

I am 42 years old and don't know what's going on.

[xanderthurteen]

This is the worst animation I have ever seen!

[kaziska]

wow, i've been a committed christian animator all my life, but now...i just...don't know

[chubbington]

So what part of exodus did the LORD curse the israelites with twitching donkeys and horses?

[mrgypson]

I love this video. HAHAHAHA