Crysis Parody Review [FUNNY!]

[mariomenu]

I can´t believe that people are actually bitching because they think this guy is serious with the review -.-

[UberWolfGeist]

what is this shit? it don't make sense! This is like when you see your mom without her glasses and it don't look like your mom no more , and ur scared!

[McMIxTER]

@UberWolfGeist wow what a dumbass!

[UberWolfGeist]

what Crysis did to ya , dude?

[UberWolfGeist]

funny shit!

[dlakavica]

hahahahha this vid is so fucking funny make some more if u can ur epic

[Crow2477]

whats with all the haters,these reviews are funny as fuck

[TheID3000]

hahahaha awesome XDDD

[stealthsniper002]

LOLOL 5/5 its so funny great work

[Scatman993]

awesome man...

[arda529]

Fuck your 'sss' your microphone suckSSSSS

[Omellykim]

500 Benjamens = 500,000$ i did my math A+ for me

[Deathbringer3557]

u really hate cysis?

[OmriSama]

Win.

[ZeDaxter]

all you need is a 100 $ graphics card and a 500 dollar computer+ installation from bestbuy.

[McMIxTER]

@ZeDaxter you mean 300$ video card and 700$ computer

[k4ba]

FAI hahahaha

[xd928]

This vid used to be rated 5*. What happend? now it's only 4*.

[ebayporn123]

u dont need a super computer to play it u just need a good $80 gfx card u fail

[DPROSpeed]

its a parody you dumb shit ! he is just kiding about the review and if you are so fucking dumb that you cant understand that then your an Dumbass

[ebayporn123]

yes i can read idiot. i was replying to someone you dumb niggertit

[DPROSpeed]

yeah right im the idiot ! dont comment at all if its not about the video

[YinYinSaka]

shit vid!

[DPROSpeed]

if you don like parody then dont comment this video !

[TehGamer4Life]

FAV!

[KerajaanNasi]

LOL! Too funny! All those vids saying you can't watch without laughing are all fakes! Try this one for a change!

[1deadspace]

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!yougot ps3???

[DPROSpeed]

come on this rewiev is to laugh he is just joking.

[LikeAJump]

dude, f*ck off

I got an normal PC and play on MED settings ( No laggs at ALL )

[SolidCobra117]

no lags at all BECAUSE you had medium settings. the graphics on high are the best graphics for this game but to play the game in it's best quality you need the super computer from the pentagon to play it without lag. I played it on an old computer my dad made with high settings and apart from the lag at certain crunch points, the game was ok.

[gamer8675]

lol i love crysis but this is funny

[RussJordii]

They have no nukes and they don't drive Hundai cars. What kind of fucking Koreans are they???

[clercq025]

lolololololololololololol

[chicagochris1988]

I love this!!!!!!!

[smytheeboi]

slightly funny than the cod4 one but only bit i laughed at was the "sucked rhino dick" part because it took me by surprise haha. Microsoft sam is getting old now...

NOTE TO IDIOTS - you all have microsoft sam installed on your pc's. You type in words and then the PC talks back to you like magic but in a funny robotic voice that makes you jizz in your pants.

[ApelAndy]

You are hilarious, funniest review i have ever seen,

"faces look like sphagetti and they dont drive cars, what kind of fucking koreans are they?"

[Lman94]

I LAUGHED SO HARD!!!

"this computer costs more than my wife" that was so lolsy

[JadenKy]

Also, their aim with gunz is FUCKING GODLIKE!!!!! LMAO!!!

[fedia231]

omg lough to tears

[atproductions10]

make more parodies like this!!

[El1tedude]

HAHahaHAHAHahahAhaHAHaHaHaHAHa­haahaHhAHahASaahaHaHahsaHahah

LOL :D

[footy4nuggets]

i dont know where this guy gets his jokes but there funny :p

[Snailsssss]

they shoot like italian babies on horse tranquilzers....i never heard that one before i can't stop laughing el oh el

[squasquad]

"idont know why did they put a porn mode in this game"

[seanyb0y1000]

the story there is no fucking story you just have to mow down koreans and more koreans in space suits wtf LOL

[3d3a3v3i3d]

this game sucks rhino´s dick!!!:D

[MuppetDesign]

SPEAKONIA! THAT'S THE SOFTWARE HE USES 4 THE VOICE. My dick is virgin

[El1tedude]

SPACE SUITS, HAHAHAHA

[ummi6]

lo this video should be 18+ LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[ochoaesputo8]

wow

[driftracerr34]

whats the name of the song in the beginning?

[OmriSama]

Jungle Boogie

[jakejanes]

COD4 one is better :P brilliant m8 so funny

[nikhello111]

5000 benjamins

[Yamqwe]

"They dont have a nuclear weapons what kind of fucking koreans are they?!" rofl :D

999/5 fucking funny!

[Speednugget2000]

clever

[xx5n1p3rxxx]

"sucks rhino dick" LMAO

[ZombehKiller123]

LMAO LMAO THIS VIDEO WAS DA SHIT

[driftracerr35]

good job, as usual

[TheNorwayBoyz9594]

"ill rather f*** the queen of England than play this dogshit game" LOL

[Goblexter]

Omg,vulgar but still hilarious xD

[BigDrawMan]

does he never shut up?

[UltimoImperio]

This is great.

[mrs1man]

haha i saw ur cod4 one too

i got both games =DDD

[arkane11111]

1150$ <--- high graphics (in poland 3300 PLN :))

[hargybargy]

u made me laff so much i peed my pants lol

[RioL89]

an italian baby on horse tranquilizers lol.

[sebio0007]

LOL they don't have nuclear weapons and they don't drive Hyunday car's.What kind of fuckin' Koreans are they????

[NoLifeGamin]

OMFG LOL!

[baZerFolknot]

lol!

[hayzai]

what makes you think im an idiot

[hayzai]

can anyone tell me the name of the song at the beginning ? thanks

[Nick930930]

Jungle Boogie you idiot

[RBF4LIFE670]

they have faces like spegheti

[richyboy25]

LOL

[tommyboy007]

fucking funny

[sumnoob]

So fucking true.

[spadeorock]

all i have to say is...LOL fucking great job!!!!

5/5 *****

[motoXmelissa]

and they drive like a chinese woman with glasses LMFAO!

[Beefarar]

FUCK THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND LOL

[embryo2]

hell yeah

[dahitman101]

"fuck me sideways EA, the story? there is no fucking story you just have to mow down koreans and afterwards some koreans that put on space suits and are now called aliens" LOL!this review is so create lmfao

[Jam2TheBass]

fuck u man if u got nothing good to say about england dont say anything at all. Fuking fat yank.u cant afford a computer that meens u are poor

[fuckYouDisneeCunt]

all he sed was "queen of england"

[bounty82]

nop he said fuck the queen Lol

[fuckYouDisneeCunt]

nope he sed "i would rather fuck the queen"

[BallaAce]

no i said fuck the queen of engliand :P because shes ugly as fuck.

[dchalf10]

lol, go listen to dizzee rascall you fucking piece of shit hahahahaha

[chaidevil97]

nothing happend

[pointblank23]

stephen hawkings plays crysis!

[ThatsMore]

hahaaaa real!!

[sariel234]

some took a shit and painted white

[redline44456]

make more funny reviews!!!

[Truseneye92]

ha ha ha lol lamo keep on making these funny reviews

[ag0npass]

too stupid to speak yourself..

[pokerpaki]

god i love this shit

[saintsrow9444]

THIS is true THIS GAAME is BULLSHIT yeah u heard that IT SUCKS RENO's DICK

[Decenium]

Who is Reno?

[dehoedergia]

your uncle :I

[raket94]

well..... u suck!

[RadcliffOfCrymod]

Continue writing these reviews, they totally rock. :D

[BranCarr23]

lmaooo

[elkilla128]

idk. cuz i never heard of this game. but if its a ps3 or 360 game it does suck ass,

[omgilovejews]

PC dude

[CounterNerd]

yep,and the only consoles that suck is xbox 360 and wii,aspecially BOTH!

[omucughiuleaua]

:))

[LOADEDRED]

i hate this vid the game is the best you 40 year old aswhoel not you omucu its just so i can be

on the top

[LOADEDRED]

this game is so good i hate you

ball ase whoel ha ha

[PilotMike33]

FUCK dude this was funny, it takes alot for me to laugh, lmfao

[Maozero]

Crysis is one of the best games realesed 2007, I loved it. But this review was still funny :P

[Nezlobznar]

this reviews suckss

[agent0xen]

agreed!!!!

[Nezlobznar]

nooooOOOOoobs this guy is soooo bad and the reviews SUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[fireprince1996]

plz make more yo are great

[Choatis92]

Hahahaha. this video is hilarious!!! Good work and keep them coming mate. "upgrade your suit to get more poon" bahaha priceless

[ImDino]

the S-sounds makes my ears hurt :S lol reminds me of the family guy character.

[agent0xen]

LAME just like the rest of your crappy reviews, the only difference with this review is instead of bagging out on the grapics you for once you say there good although you then go ahead and bag out on them anyway because you can't run it on your shitty PC!

[FireForFreezing]

I dont think you know what 'Parody' means

[agent0xen]

Yeh I do although, I don't know how this was one, parodies are to make fun of sumthing that was done simular this isn't (unless i'm mistaken) making fun of anyone elses review. If he made either a game or a movie that was to represent what the game is supposed to be then it's a parody, this is a review. I don't think you know what parody means.

[FireForFreezing]

Lol, this game has been given praise since it came out, and this video is, like you said, 'making fun' of all those reviews.

[agent0xen]

Although they may imply it, game reviewers don't go around saying 'I F*CKING LOVE THIS F*CKING GAME IT'S SO F*CKING SWEET', and to make a parody of that is to make fun of reviewers loving it by imitating them to an extreme, this wasn't done here. The opposite was done where he came out with a lot of F*CK's and SH*T's (just like he has with every other review) which added nothing to the already nonexistent humour.

[FireForFreezing]

Whatever man, either way its funny

[agent0xen]

WOW surprise there my comments have been deleted, can't handle the truth BallaAce?

[danmench]

maybe your retarded?

maybe lol what a joke

[agent0xen]

Maybe my comments were gone when I posted that comment, you tube's know to do that sometimes...

[DaBombD]

dude, he's just funny, if you don't like his kind of humor, don't watch it, if you do, watch it! anyways, if I see your comments I poor-itisze em!

[TheOrangePanda]

A computer that costs five-thousand Benjamins

UBER LOL!

[evilpig123go]

Hilarious!!! :DDDDD

[tebayo25]

It's pretty funny but my computer cost $1600 and I can play the game with most settings on high in dx9 mode.

[SSGohan1407]

up grade ur suit so you can get more poon" haha

[sublime0]

damn i love this!!!!!!!! make more!

[sheepincarnate]

AWESOME REVIEW!!! good game though...and ur totally right....$50000 for a good enuf pc!

[KyleXred]

God you fail so fucking much.

100x5,000 does not = 50,000.

[KyleXred]

and yes I'm being a troll and reading comments at 3:45 am.

[NFSKing]

100x5,000 is 500,000

[saintsrow9444]

OMG!! Even I love this game This was the best review off crysis!!!

[banhxcdancing]

LMAO this is hilarious

koreans with faces that look like spaghetti

[halofan4273]

I know its bs that you need a billion dollar computer to run this

[BallaAce]

Ok I'm making a new review right now...out soon :D

[BallaAce]

We will...do you have a good game to review in mind ;)?

[Oneil0303]

I dont really know any new games, except for UT3 ( Unreal tournament 3 ) But i dont know if it can be reviewed funnily ;)

Love your other videos too.

[Oneil0303]

This is so fucking funny. I love you mate.

Please make another.

I laughed so hard at this " Fuck me side ways EA "

[v4rmru17]

how do u open up microsoft sam? i forgot, been a while

[supranator]

They don't have nuclear weapons and don't drive modern day cars.

WhAt KiNd Of FuCkInG kOrEaNs ArE tHeY!!!!!!!

Hilarious!

[Kinkoyaburi]

This was annoying as hell!!!!! Please, go suck a rhyno's cock

[davleberry]

aww your computer cant play it, cry more.

[XBloodmoonwolfX]

lol

Your voice reminds me of GlaDos from Portal XD

[thisithis]

You think review cheack out the one on X-Play.

[sadekgheidan]

Hahahahahahahahah!!!! Dude I was laughing for a full 2:40 minutes! F*cking Brilliant! Do more of these! That's an order.

[DJn0b0dy]

please do more of these!!!

[BallaAce]

Thanks mate, we'll make some more reviews soon ;).

[samorulz94]

dude ron standard aka gamerpro is way better and funny u r ok

[AcDmovie]

OMg HAhahahah!! Fuking awesome how do you make that robot voice... :P xD ^^ ;D

"I'll just go to cuba and see a real island, not an island made by homosexual nerds that can't get laid" xP

The best review ever :P:P:P:P

[DJn0b0dy]

bell labs text to speech system

I haven't heard anyone use it in a long time

[AcDmovie]

awesome thx.. :P

[omg5501]

i hate this sound quality ..its killing me out !

[BallaAce]

It's because I got teabagged a lot ;)

[h0twire15]

lol, what's with all the porn stuff at the end? hahaha

[dotsona07]

haha