Water Boat's Poker Strategy: Getting the Table's Attention (#34)

[MrJonnyboy36]

"...and then you have your breast milk..." i get it now, your a joke. NICE

[rbu9999]

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[1skullduggery]

he cant lose even when hes trying too. goes to show how bad play is rewarded on these sites. the site is giving every opportunity.....lol.

[chomchom1991]

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[DayDreamAscent]

what a rip-off style of "you-know-who", your whole routine is theft

[PoeProBro]

very funny.... you and tuff_fish should have a video show down.thanks for keeping it real....

[slimshady617]

26:45 LOL

[absurdmike]

"I have seen some of his videos..." --Phil Hellmuth

This has got to be one of the goofiest "endorsements" that I've ever seen.

[yourspeciallilguy]

YOUR THE BEST !!!!!

SHARKSCOPED your ass.

Games Played = 532, AVG Profit $0, Total Profit as of TODAY -$79

After All these years has donkey style not taught you anything?

[DrFundies]

also can you post some of your brother's flute gigs? I'd love to hear it

[DrFundies]

did you ever get that red juice or treats or yogurt or cheese?

[byxl]

very solid very solid hella solid hahaha.....

[lepreconstellmestuff]

ahahah that 30 bet into a 1k pot was genius! great job!

[91Holdem]

cant belive he didnt call the river bet with his 7-5!

[alsbo1931]

table talk table talk table talk ..... saw you on PTR a lot different.... but i love your videos hilarious keep it up

[JackDiamond777]

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[schlager233]

yessss some chocolates mm hmmm

[ericgolan123]

Hey gder01 I think you have great videos!

And why aren't you uploading a video

It has been a while since the last video you have uploaded.

[J0ker4u]

red juice!

:D

[BobbyNutzzz]

I love you!

[corning1]

However, He played a lot more aggrssive than I do.

[corning1]

I don't know if this video is fake or not... but i've been playing online poker for free for about 2 years now and I've taught myself everything. I was making better reads than this gder01 while I was watching this video. I've been so broke so I haven't been able to play online, but holy hell I am going to start, I might be able to actually win some serious money.

[markfilipinia]

@corning1 it's a joke.. but it's really funny though...

[KnfRaw]

Having watched this, I have seen all of your videos. There is no doubt I will watch all of them again, with the hope that a 35th has been uploaded by the time I have finished. Sir, I tip my hat to you. You are fucking hilarious.

[guterman54]

haters gonna hate. water boats my dude this shits hilarious

[blackbeltkarate]

im 22 and still suck my mommas tit

[bubawithabuktonizhed]

12:00 omfg thats funny.. KEEP IT UP!!! MOOOAR VIDS PLZZZZZ........

[dackbinder]

"because the poor children can't even taste it... its on two levels poor taste"... epic quote!

[1mouse72]

Are you freaking serious? Red juice, red juice!! Idiot on qualudes imo.

Some treats! wtf

The economy sucks so I can't show you my high stakes awesomeness. gtfo.

[1mouse72]

Are you freaking serious? Red juice, red juice!! Idiot on qualudes imo.

Some treats! wtf.

[joe1988tooth]

why have you made a poker video? you clearly have limited knowledge of the game and for some reason think your some kind of professional. some advice for you would be to play less hands and try and get a read on oponents. i know americans are thick but surely you can't ever win money from poker playing like this?

[e1m1b]

@joe1988tooth lol, just lol..

[mauros86]

@joe1988tooth its a joke smart ass

[joe1988tooth]

@mauros86 well its not because he's trying to give advice. it did make me lol though

[J0ker4u]

@mauros86 are u sure? I hope to God it is. cause people seem to think it's real

:O

[darkness120p]

@joe1988tooth This video is a joke. This guy is actually very skilled in real life. Funny how a "thick" american gets it right away when a genius such as yourself couldn't.

[OceanSkate401]

@darkness120p this guy is not skilled. hes a fucking retard. You're a joke if you think this nimrod has any idea how to play good poker.

[darkness120p]

@OceanSkate401 The video is a joke idiot! This is not how he actually plays in real life! It's designed to make you laugh, stupid! In real life, when he actually tries to win, he is very skilled. Before the site got shut down, his bankroll was huge. THIS IS NOT HOW HE ACTUALLY PLAYS!!! Get a brain or get the Fuck out, moron. And you call us idiots...good lord.

[OceanSkate401]

@darkness120p i have a brain, thanks. it doesn't sound like hes kidding very much, and if he is, its a bad joke.

[darkness120p]

@OceanSkate401 It's called sarcasm. And it's hilarious.

[redice1024]

Do you make and bet real money on this?

[HIPHOPisinDANGER]

I see you decided to bring back the twilight bluffs.

Solid

Hella Solid...

[Jaska8000]

Is the man on 00:29 Water Boat himself?

[Superwondermanhyper]

@Jaska8000 Yeah it is. Handsome dude.

[lgscsc]

freeroll lessons lol

[poupou77]

What a sick call on the first hand! That donkey dont believe your three barrels bluff.. I mean u played it like aces! So sick this guy probably had a great read on u.. Keep on playin your best poker dude gg your the best and your advices made me rich! So fuck off Dan harrington! U re the Man!

[4everkilla]

I don't say why he says he's the number one poker player, while he just loses an 1$ game?

[WhytyProd]

nice mullet

[Parvenu90]

"More cards more calls" lolol I love it.

[OG823]

belgiumese nemesis

[OG823]

very solid,

very solid

[OG823]

hahhahahahah

[OG823]

freeroll lessons lmao

[mattownsu1]

lol 420 12:00

make a vid about betting 420...

[yellow6100]

oh yeah you can chop wood with your teeth .also you can make flutes.

[yellow6100]

i dont get it .how do you play so well?

[doomdart]

great strategy!!!! just won a lot of money!!!!!

[RogerRussianLa]

"he doesnt even play flute" lol

[ruggedd]

@RogerRussianLa but he got a good deal

[RogerRussianLa]

this guys got 25k profit according to PTR.

[RogerRussianLa]

i had sex with your mother....and father lmaoooooooooo

[ruggedd]

as always valuable information that will help non pro's and pro's alike

[flamnarcher2]

Lol omg you suck

[rafybass11]

@flamnarcher2  No u

[mattdh12]

i laughed at calling the bet of 69 too childish because i do it all the time. then i had to pause the video from laughing too hard at the random i had sex with your mother, thats awesome.

[WxinW]

A great teacher never teaches until 26mins into the class, only the patient students will stay, wait and be awarded with priceless knowledge.

[DrFundies]

" I'm off the lunchables now, its too expensive. Now I'm on the breastmilk" HILARIOUS

[likitt2]

It really does take alot of SKILL to be this LUCKY 23:55 :p

[Lukawa345]

good showdown value at 23 huh.. ? haha

[railtank]

YEESSSS NEWW VIDEOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BudziorK]

water boat you can't even spell poker

[powershot]

Water boat you are the MAN!!!! Love your videos!!! 105 offsuit for life!

[brock393]

you are so bad

[OCPARKWAY]

Runs well against j2 off? LOL Classic Man

[evilninja111]

i tried ur strategy and it works tytyty!

[chadxinc]

Listen, you're killing my profit margins by showing donks how to play. Stop dude.

[applesauceman]

which training site is trying to hire you?

[dg177]

long time no see...

[IMakeBoringVideos]

:( you ignored me on the $3/6 razz table. i shouted your name for an hour...

[bswift5]

I love watching your play and hope to be at that level one day

[BIGBAMM0]

Thumbs up if you love the squeeze play!

[Nico360]

Belgiumese ftw! xD

[lollerz16]

That squeeze play at the beginning is actually an advanced play. I'm not even joking.

[MarkMadnessSH]

They got their whole numbers, even numbers, odd numbers, prime numbers.. really what kind of numbers are these? The donks need to learn losing chips to gain a better number is simply as psychologically amazing as it gets.

[1e1f]

hella solid

[bamboo]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES NEW VIDEO

[jglsd1]

You are a god.

[pokertaughteasy]

You are a high stakes cash games master.

[socratesjr]

breast milk is poker's new BLING. like nice watches. only the best can afford to drink it. GOT MILK?

[MrAl1690]

Fuk twitter , start posting on your facebook page

[kmoyeykmo]

0:29 is that you ?? :DDDDDDD

[BotswanaBrother]

lol breast milk

[MeDappaDonn]

flutes are big business. i know. im in the door stopper industry. these tutorials never cease to amaze me. just when i think i know it all, water boat throws a mokey wrench in my whole strategy, then i have to start from scratch. i have to start all over again or else im being taken advantage of. i cant let my oponents have an edge on me. i strip myself naked, run into a frozen lake, get back to my swivle chair, and grind with the new info. its beautiful. it works every time

[socratesjr]

he's back PWNing NOOBS and takin' names, booyah!

[zowxon]

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[gder01]

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[bamboo]

@gder01 penis fart boobiez

[RadioChris13]

@gder01 agreed



[mattownsu1]

@gder01 Lol, I love how you call people that watch poker vids on youtube bad players by saying, "I can't post vids of me winning on youtube, just like if I go to Africa I can't eat hot dogs in front of them b/c it's poor taste" ...lol a lot of people actually understand 6max cash games 100nl, and 3bet range and advanced play...so please make some more cash game vids please.

[Pradiip79]

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[Rohkus]

he's back!

[ImperviousMason]

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[FullTiltPoker16]

finaly new video ^^

[JholmanGames]

"Good taste in music" note killed me.

[younube2]

thanks for the video! great to see you back! keep em coming!!

[rafonzo]

"runs well vs J2o" :D

[RIgnace]

O created a twitter just for Gder01

[HarryIsTheGamingGeek]

Dude you should totally do more videos. You have such a cult following. Do... like a video a week. One every Saturday, or something.

[Gdayguy36]

Cool man. It's been a while. Good to see you again..

[HarryIsTheGamingGeek]

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[bereziN95]

dale hes solid i shoulda known.

damn he's solid

[ModeLTU]

OMFG HE'S MODERFOCKING BAAACK.

weeeeee

[sneeb]

"My brother is doing flute gigs... he is clawing and scraping. He doesn't even play the flute."

[prop8604]

you can really tell he got a bit rusty considering he plays crappy hands like one gappers like all the other noobs instead of seven gappers which require real skill to play. but still a whole lot of valuable lessons to learn in this vid. we already got used to his opponents sucking out on water but wit a bit less bad luck he would have crushed them all like good old times !

[michael411024]

DUDEE! I MISSED YOUUUUU

[secretstream4]

hahahah "that's another childish bet, should'v bet 400..or 410"

[kosai19]

I am learning so much, so you bet the minimum when you have the best hand?

Yes, only pros know this. Thank you so much!

[Gdayguy36]

@kosai19 Yeah he's an awesome teacher. What great advice!

[2TheDeath]

long time no see

[5magicfingers]

third! suck onto that!

[prop8604]

yeeeeessSSS!!!

[ohemefgee]

first!

[curtisaa100]

its about time dame