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  • How can you 'raise kids atheist'? Atheism has no content. It's like raising a kid as a 'non-astrologer.'

  • jimmy kimmel is a cunt

  • To everyone who hates Carolla, go play with your barbies, hate people with nice cars, call football players brutes, and pray to your imaginary god.

  • Carolla is a deity in denial.

  • Adam is so fucking retarded, he named his son after the fictional character Sonny Corleone from Mario Puzo's "The Godfather". Gimme a fucking break. He probably didn't even read the book buy watched the movie a million times. Additionally, he gave himself the middle name "Lakers" as a joke but it is on his driver's license! See what growing up in Los Angeles does to one's brain. What an asshole.

  • @eqsmooth You should cease breathing.

  • @TurdSandwich12345

    Amazing how telling the truth attracts turd sandwiches who want truth tellers to die. Deities don't get kicked out of community colleges as Adam was. Carolla's head is full of rocks.

  • @eqsmooth Actually you just listed two of the things that makes the Ace man rule. Suck it! ;-)

  • @eqsmooth Of course he didn't read the book. Reading poisons the mind.

  • "ohhh he is looking from above..." and then he calls religious people "retarded"...retard...lol...

  • "Oh I don't remember saying that"

    typical shill response. Adam Carolla will you please walk off a cliff.

  • BTW, Adam didn't need to defend that. People say things like that all the time as FIGURES OF SPEECH. I say "JEsus Christ! all the time, as a swear word, or an expression of anger, not to "take my lord's name in vain." lmao...

    Even if Adam admitted to doing it because his dad just died, so what? If the strongest point that can be made is "oh, you'll believe in my sweet Jesus, all-right, just as soon as you are too emotional to think straight! And then we'll see who's right! haha! I win!" lol...

  • Respect to Jimmy kimmel, his heart is still soft.

  • Never an atheist in a foxhole....

  • @HandyMan101 I want to give it a try....oh wait, I'm an atheist, I wouldnt get caught dead in a foxhole.

  • @HandyMan101 i guess youve never heard of all the atheist Soldiers fighting for your freedom

  • @Birdo661 Invading countries without declaration and unconstitutionally isn't fighting for my freedom.

  • @HandyMan101, lol, that's a load of shit, but if it makes you feel more validated by spouting off worthless platitudes, then go ahead. It sure as hell won't count as intelligence or wisdom, though.

  • @HandyMan101, oh and if you're point is that atheists only believe in god when they are emotionally distraught and incapable of rationality, then your argument is sad and pathetic.

  • @TheBoxingCannabyte No.. my point is that everyone... when being shot at, hopes that there's a light at the end of the tunnel, and if your about to have your head shot off, not having that light is sad indeed.

  • @HandyMan101 Most people get the light at the end of the tunnel, just go into an isolation tank. Very common for participants to experience weightlessness, dark tunnel with the light, and out of body sensations. It's actually quite easy to find information about it, just use google. Or even better, try it out for yourself through sleep deprivation. It's not whether you get it, because most people do get it. It's what you think those experiences mean.

  • @baihbalm, yeah, from what I've seen is you can replicate near-death experiences at NASA and doing high-G-thrust training all the time.

  • @TheBoxingCannabyte sleep deprivation, I did not mention. It works just the same and is cheap, but very time consuming... so it would cost you money because of time spent being unproductive. Most people don't have time for severe sleep deprivation because they have a job, so isolation chambers are a safe and effective alternative if you have money and no time to spare. Please google "isolation tank" or "sensory deprivation tank". High G training is just so effective, that's why I mention it.

  • @HandyMan101 \, Maybe it's sad to you, but I've stared death down the barrel of a gun, once, and was shot at, once, and I didn't for one micro-second hope for a light at the end of the tunnel. The only light I wanted was one mounted to my Glock 19 so I could blind the fucker and fire back! I won't go into too much detail about what happened after, but I defened myself successfully. And I find the idea of a Christian heaven or a pagan heavy to be silly, childish, and entirely human.

  • @HandyMan101, and how can you say that everyone gets that, where is your data to back that up? As I said, I've been shot at and the only lights I saw were the muzzle-flash!

    Plus it happened fast, shit doesn't slow down, it speeds up! No time to think, just react, and try to stay alive! I'd hate teo be in a war, I'd REFUSE to be in any war we have fought in the past 60 years. That aside, Neil Degrasse Tyson said "We are all star-stuff" and that is what we return to, eventually. I love that

  • @HandyMan101 of course that isnt true... but if it were, wouldnt that mean that religion causes war?

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  • I knew there was a reason i didnt like Jimmy kimmel.. other than not being funny, of course. gonna call in to be a twat, AND be on a cell phone while driving? hey be drunk too why dont you, maybe then at least you'd be a little entertaining as you crash into that tree!

  • @mrmelkor1 Kimmel and Adam are BEST friends and Jimmy is one of the main reasons why Adam is famous. I'm not telling you to like Kimmel, just try to appreciate what he's done for comedy.

  • @mrmelkor1 Hating and wishing death on people who disagree with your perspective - now that is an enlightened attitude. Jimmy and Adam are friends and Adam has busted Jimmy's balls on multiple occasions, when he appeared on Loveline back when Carolla was co-host as well as a bit on the Man Show. It is what guys do to each other. You are taking it a little to personally on Adam's behalf. I don't know Carolla personally but I doubt he cried himself to sleep that night.

  • I got stuck with the one heterosexual priest!

  • Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla are for the most part fucking around also i dont think Carolla is the best example of a logical atheist

  • godfags

  • It's arrogant 2 be absolutley sure there's a god, and 2 think u know his name, his mother's name, his father's name, etc, and it's arrogant 2 be sure there isn't.

    PEACE...except 2 religious fundamentalists and non-religious fundamentalists, which are slowly becoming more common.

  • Adam Carolla is a douche bag.

  • It's not really religion that's the problem- as always, it's stupid people.

  • @GrassValleyGreg thank you

  • That you invoke a higher power when you're beside yourself with emotion is an argument AGAINST a supreme being, not FOR one. That you joke about molestation in the priesthood is an argument against the religion, not for it. Thank you for your time.

  • Jimmy Kimmel is a fag, whats he going on about looking down at him? Jimmy should keep his backward stoneage opinions to himself when it comes to god. all believers are atheists, they dont all believe in thor or worship zeus, atheists just go 1 step further recognizing how retarded it is t have realize that logic and then throw it away just so they can have something to hope for. this shit causes murder

  • @TheLydianRocks

    apart from God, logic cannot be accounted for.

  • @TheLydianRocks you sound angry. what's confusing you?

  • @TheLydianRocks I disagree. I think the differences between atheists and theists (or spiritual people in general) isn't that atheists think more - it is probably genetically based. Theists always talk about feeling the spirit of a deity, feeling their loved ones all around them, etc. Atheists generally don't. Probably a perspective issue like color blindness. It isn't that they don't think as much about it is that you do, it is that you will never see the world as they do and vica versa. I

  • @TheLydianRocks poverty and need for war and murder than religion. Many different religions exist in New York, for example, but very little actual militarism of these faiths or outright hatred between them is practiced. I suspect it is because they have access to plenty of food, medicine, and clean water. Look at the worlds more violent religions and look at where they tend to develop - deserts, wastelands, etc. If the hunger and need ended we would see the Middle East become peaceful, I wager.

  • Not sure why God needs to exist in order for humans to have an afterlife?  Maybe there is no God and there is also an afterlife? Why's that weird?

  • When someone asks about my religion, I like to tell people I'm a Jedi. I believe in an energy or force that binds the universe, but I do not believe that there is an actual conscious being who created and watches over us.

  • "We buried him in the attic." I almost lost it.

  • Our stupid boxer is amazing, humble, sweet and gentleman. The whole planet loves Manny for being a good kindhearted man. Carola is racist and stupid man.

  • He smoked a bong!

  • This picture is no good. FUCK its kinda scary

  • is he smoking a bong at 1:16? sure sounds like it lol

  • Atheism and religion are both for morons. Thats the simple truth

  • @soccerskilj

    Atheism is the lack of a belief in gods, religion is the opposite of that. If they are both for morons, which brilliant middle ground do you fall into?

  • @Trisket Thanks for the question. religion is made up. Atheism is a response to that which is made up (religion) So both are duped into manufactured realities. Atheists generally have an extremely difficult time seperating belief in God and detaching it from religion. Its not a hard stretch usually for them. The Divine can operate without any control systems like religion. It is possible and a reality for many, many people on this earth... yours truly included

  • @soccerskilj

    Atheism is simply a lack of a belief in gods, there are Atheistic Religions, Buddhism is a prime example (some believe in a god/gods, others do not).

    "Atheists generally have an extremely difficult time seperating belief in God and detaching it from religion." Because the two go hand in hand, religion is the tool which spreads the notion that invisible deities live in the sky and pass judgment on humanity, until anyone can demonstrate that any gods exist Atheism is the default.

  • @Trisket Well then if it is up to me to prove to you that GOD does exist it doesnt lend itself to the very precious notion that one should seek their own conclusion and research these matters themselves. It is not up to me or a religious person or anybody to prove to you that GOD exists. that is your responsibility if you so care to investigate. Thats an irresponsible stance you took. I personally dont care what anyone believes. Belief in GOD is based on individual investigation. Nothing else

  • @soccerskilj There's a reason they call it faith. That's what militant atheists don't get. If someone wants to convert me, they should have to prove they're right, but for the faithful, it's only about faith.

  • @GilbertSmith prove there is no flying spaghetti monster then

  • @Trisket It's called Agnosticism, brainiac.

  • @myspaceisforfags82 No, it's Atheism. Atheism and Agnosticism are not mutually exclusive, gnostic has to do with knowledge, theistic deals with belief. Atheists are by nature Agnostic, they neither know nor believe that there is a god; Q.E.D.

  • @Trisket Not caring?

  • @Rensune

    Apatheist?

  • @soccerskilj That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

  • @Ownmanship I say many stupid things... which one were you referring to?

    

  • @soccerskilj you obviously don't know what the definition of atheism and religion is.

  • @thach1ef es I know what the definition of atheism and religion is. Im not dumb. One is a lack of a belief in god/s. The other is the belief in a divine through mostly, if not exclusively, ritual. However is life so black and white that you HAVE to belong to these "sides". I believe in GOD while seeing the BS of religion. Atheism is completely unattractive and self indulgent. The irony is that you two (believers and the non believers) are the same.... usually selfish and too self concerned.

  • @soccerskilj you either believe or you dont believe in god. IT IS black and white. Sure there are different levels within each side, but when it comes down to it, there are only 2 options. It's really not a difficult concept to grasp and I have no idea what you keep going on about with this selfish and self concerned nonsense. That has nothing to do with anything. You're trying to make the situation out to be bigger than it really is.

  • @thach1ef

    THE ONLY FACT IS ETYMOLOGICALLY EVERYONE IS AGNOSTIC.

    A = without

    gnostic = knowledge

    I am as atheist as they come, but until you actually understand the philosophical arguments and watch some debates, please refrain. Too many atheists come off as the "im in the smart club" type.

    Look up the lecture by Sam Harris (the god himself) called the dangers of "atheism"

    he lays out how it's self defeating to label yourself. especially with something you dont need to deny

  • @Assaultpredator what are you talking about? The origin/meaning of a word in no way makes it a fact that everyone is defined as that word. That's absolute rubbish. Don't come on here and try and chastise me, telling me to watch debates and understand philosophical arguments. I'll run circles around you in both of those areas, you have no idea of my background or who I am, so don't try and act like you do. You're doing the same thing that you just came here and whined about me supposedly doing.

  • @thach1ef

    2 options? The only thing you SHOULD be saying is that the burden of proof is on the theists.

    Not going to try and argue with you, you either know who Sam Harris is and would watch any lecture by him that may teach you something new, or you won't.

    and if you won't there is no point in speaking past one another. GL

  • @thach1ef

    And the definition of AGNOSTIC technically means EVERYONE is agnostic.

    AGNOSTICISM has NOTHING to do with theism or atheism.

    you are just either agnostic and theist / atheist leaning.

    it's not the end all be all, but good try at retorting and staw manning my position. Grats

  • @Assaultpredator you are very wrong. The word agnostic means what you said, without knowledge, but when it comes to using that word in a certain context, it takes on different meanings. You are saying that agnosticism has nothing to do with theism or atheism and yes, the word itself can be used outside of theistic discussions and in that light you are 100% wrong that everyone is agnostic. I know that 2+2 =4, therefore I am not agnostic when it comes to using it in that context. (cont)

  • @Assaultpredator So if you are going to say that agnosticism has nothing to do with theism, that's fine, but then you're previous statement that everyone is agnostic by definition is 100% wrong. In regards to theism, everyone most definitely starts as agnostic. However your upbringing and culture shape your beliefs, thus turning you into something other than agnostic. If someone says that they 100% believe in god and that they are 100% sure he exists. To that person, they are not agnostic. (cont

  • @Assaultpredator the same goes in the other direction. As for your straw man comment, you obviously don't understand that meaning either. I responded directly to what you were saying and didn't try to misrepresent what you were saying at all. Nice try though.

  • @Assaultpredator labels are a part of our lives. Get used to it, or GTFO. We, as atheists, do in fact need to label ourselves, because there is another group of people that are making an extraordinary claim. In order to separate us from those individuals, we have to have the default label applied to us, atheists. I'm sorry that you can't grasp this notion. Maybe you need to pick up a few more books and educate yourself. Next time, don't come here with your guns unloaded trying to pick a fight.

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  • @thach1ef

    Also, think about the fact that labeling in politics automatically causes the opposing person to assume you view or think certain ways about different issues.

    Which may or may not be the case, but I think we all should say were independent and take things issue by issue.

    People love feeling as though they're on the moral or intellectual high ground.

  • @thach1ef wrong. and a ridiculous way to try and make a point. oh yes of course the god fearing boy that says IT IS black and white trumps all.. bunch of bs. hope someday you see a hint of reality.

  • @Stringz who are you even talking to? 1 - I'm not a god fearing anything. I don't believe in god, therefore I don't fear him. So I have no idea who you are directing your comment at. 2 - it is black and white. There either IS a god or there isn't. There is no middle ground. There isn't an option in the middle where god only partly exists and partly doesn't exist.

  • @thach1ef talking to a moron who thinks something like that can be so simple as black and white. It simply cannot be just black and white because everyone's opinion differs on the topic. and the middle ground is called reality... not knowing.. and that is the reality. which is also my opinion but i believe it to be accurate as many people don't know or are open to the possibility but have decided not to maintain any dogmatic belief system. People like myself who are critical yet still open.

  • @Stringz unfortunately you cannot grasp the simple fact that YOUR opinion means absolutely nothing when it comes to whether something is true or not. Your opinion of whether god exists or does not exist does not change whether he does or not. How can you not understand that? This isn't an opinion topic, either god exists or he doesn't. Opinions and middle ground have absolutely no place in this conversation. Philosophy 101 my friend. Pick up a book and educate yourself.

  • @thach1ef wow man get a life.. im not even reading that crap, first line of that bs is enough for me. have fun ruminating with your no compromise almighty all knowing opinion in which is the true opinion and hypocritical in your reply right there... on and on.. stupid. i feel really bad for you that you see things that way. its unfortunate. one of the problems of society.. stupid people who think theyre always right and no one else can have an opinion unless they agree with yours. very sad.

  • @Stringz lol, "im not even reading that crap".. that's your problem. You're ignorant and refuse to educate yourself. Until you can get past that and actual read and comprehend what other people are saying, GTFO.

  • @soccerskilj Are you sure you ain't the moron.

  • @ogrish84 I am a moron if there is no way in between religion and atheism. You can believe in a god and NOT adhere to dogmatic religion. That understanding does exist. Unfortunately people let others define to them, knowingly or unknowingly, what GOD ,eans to them through fabocations we call "religion" and "atheism". Face it.. Im deeper than you can ever be

  • @soccerskilj

    You sound like a nihilist. I call myself an Atheist, because I believe there is no invisible man living in the sky who watches everything we do every minute of every day and instead I believe that humans are divine, in that we inherently have the power to change our lives and others! We possess freewill in which we can manipulate what is around us to obtain what we desire.

    I think you are taking the wrong route, instead of attacking these people's beliefs, try to inform , sir.

  • @soccerskilj

    In my experience, those who call themselves Atheists are those who do not adhere to "dogmatic religion" as you refer to it. Such a religion has a system of principles which all who follow it must adhere to. The lack of any freedom of expression within such a religion is what drives people away from it. For example, the Bible supposedly condemns homosexuality; say a person has a gay friend, that person is then said to be condemned and going to hell. Then again, God loves everyone

  • @soccerskilj

    Therefore, someone living in this time and place will surely not condemn their own friend, because God will surely forgive them, right? It is at this point that most people with at least somewhat comprehensive critical thinking skills will realize that this dogmatic religion is just a bunch of contradictions, and that is when said person will push it aside and adopt Atheism, which is nothing more than the lack of belief in a 'god'.

  • @soccerskilj

    Atheism is not a religion, it is not a set of beliefs, it is merely a lack of belief in a what is known today to be an invisible man that lives in the sky. That is not to say that Atheists cannot believe in a divinity, or a higher power.. a greater systematization. Many Atheists study and are intrigued by Quantum Mechanics and other sciences. Atheism leaves room for freedom of expression and personal enlightenment. It is simply the refusal of the stigma of the 'invisible man'.

  • @rashock34 I understand your point of view. And I would contest your message on 2 points... 1. The popularly held concept within atheist circles that there i a "man in the sky" that Christians and Mulims adhere to is incorrect. The bible and the quran etc... do NOT have these concepts. And 2 if you believe in a"higher power" or some divinity you cannot be atheist anymore. Its runs contrary to the definition of atheism.

  • @soccerskilj

    The dictionary definition of Atheism is this:

    1. the doctrine or belief that there is no god.

    Therefore, belief in something divine is not a contradiction, only the belief in a "god", which I happen to refer to as the "man in the sky".

    Also, how do Christians and Muslims not have that concept? They all pray to this man in the sky. They ask him for things and of course is that not where Jesus supposedly came from? The man in the sky impregnated a woman, hence the son of "god".

  • @soccerskilj He just misinterpreted atheism, atheism is in essence a lack of belief. Also, your point 1 is incorrect about the "The popularly held concept within atheist circles that there i*sic a "man in the sky"", it doesn't even get to that point(as absurd as it is), because religion is rejected outright with no need to delve into the needless minutia. An atheist believes in the scientific method and natural methodologies to explain the world around them.

  • @iCipher My first point is well said. Its accurate. Many atheists that I know personally, the literature that I read, and personal experience tells me that many atheists think that the Divine, in the eyes oif the "believer", is a "man in the sky". George Carlin holds to that. Do all athiests claim this? No! But many, many do from what I know. My understanding can be stated this way "Religion has REcreated GOD" This is to control the minds of the ppl... both believer and non believer.

  • @soccerskilj Actually your first point is not well said. I would reread your "sources". Start with Dawkins, but I have no desire to argue with yet another troll. Good luck.

  • @iCipher Dawkins is a poser and an insincere dweeb. Dont listen to a pompous windbag like him. Atheism is for lazy ppl. religion is for the weak.

  • @soccerskilj If not believing in a god or gods is for lazy people (however that makes sense) and believing in god is for weak people, then what do people who aren't weak or lazy do?

  • My stance is simple... GOD - religion = good. When you throw in rituals, answering to priests/deacons/pastors etc and following what others do instead of your internal guiding system you are weak. Aka you are "religious". Atheists are generally people who are smart and curious people. But majority of them lack the patience to develop their spirits. They tend to be lazy when it comes to that aspect. of their lives. Many lose hope to quickly and hate to be one upped. Thats what I mean by "lazy"

  • @soccerskilj You're really overstepping the limits of what you can reasonably know, here. How do you know what kind of spirituality the non-religious demographic has within it? There are certainly those who don't have anything of the sort, but then there are guys like Carl Sagan, Sam Harris, etc, who definitely do have a great appreciation for secular spirituality. Generalizations like that are pretty silly, as "atheist" is a content-less term and by definition tells you nothing about someone.

  • @soccerskilj arguable both ways, atheists think far more about this stuff than believers, that's how they became atheists in the first place. Lazy is cherry picking out of a very dark book to make it seem less so. Religion = war, poverty, incitement to murder torture and genocide. if you take the good with the bad you see the bad outweighs the good 2 fold. Atheists are misunderstood and far more peaceful than religious people as a movement have proven to be in the last 2000 years.

  • @TheLydianRocks No,ONE religion= war, poverty, incitement to murder torture and genocide. Two if you're counting the war the crusaders fought thousands of years ago, which no longer concerns us as a society, because you don't see christian people flying planes into buildings and blowing themselves up. You can't blame all religion. The only religion that's pertinent to us as a society, due to the cause of war, is the muslim religion, and atheists aren't more peaceful. Misunderstood, yes.

  • @TheLydianRocks suppose it comes down to the old Nature vs Nurture debate. Obviously, I fall more on the side of nature here - even if you deleted every holy text tomorrow and religion ended, I suspect it would be temporary until someone with charisma and the genetic basis for spiritual thinking eventually has a loved one die, feels them in a dream, and decides there is an afterlife and starts telling others like him/her. Also, I generally disagree that religion causes war - I more blame

  • Reread my post above. Atheists are generally spiritually lazy. They have strengths but their understandings and desires dont supply the individual with courage thus they cannot develop spiritually. Religious people are weak minded. They seek approval from others and acceptance rather than doing whats right generally. GOD has nothing to do with religion and its proponents immoral behavior. That is the common mistake atheists fall into. They throw the baby out with the bathwater.

  • @soccerskilj They aren't "generally" anything. As I have already said, atheist aren't generally anything beyond people who don't believe in god(s). You have no possible way of knowing what their beliefs are simply by knowing they're non-believers, and it's fairly stupid to generalize amongst such an incredibly diverse demographic.

  • Religion is a fucking joke.

  • when one is from a judeo-christian culture, they are often at a loss for any way to express grief. we only have things to say during tragedy that are religion. but the fact that we go there only when desperate is all the proof i need that heaven is imaginary.

  • I'm referring to the comment posted under the video dumbshit. read the full comment before you reply to it next time.

  • Kimmel wasn't setting him straight on religion. He was calling him out on being a hypocrite retard. and if even if "setting him straight" was the reason for him calling in, how do you know the answer? You have proof their is a god? NO. you don't so shut the fuck up and come with some proof before you make yourself look like a jackass again. Also, you presumably took the time to photoshop corollas face. Why not photoshop the other guy in the studio. The Shek. He atheist too. I mean correct too.

  • @mrcrawley725 the point was jimmy kimmel was setting the record straight on adams claim of being an atheist. he admittedly contradicted himself about claiming he doesnt believe in god then saying somebody was looking down on him from heaven. thats all. dont get so butt hurt.

  • You can't articru...articulate yourself any better than that?

  • I'm not entirely sure this is "Calling him out".

  • @Duckman2052 Yeah, I'm not sure how you can get 'called out' on believing in science and evidence. I didn't know Jimmy had a 'talking snake' story for us.. ha

  • @wesscoast you are completely missing the point. he wasnt calling adam out, trying to say god actually exists and adam is wrong. he was calling him out on being hypocritical. get it?

  • i think he was talking to please the audience

  • It's because Carolla is a lazy atheist. He has said many times he calls himself an atheist because he just simply wants nothing to do with religion. He never actually talks about his beliefs.

  • @Kravis63 Actually, Adam has gone into detail about his lack of belief on loveline several times. He considers religion to be a mental disorder, as it is.

  • @Kravis63 beliefs? you mean like, 'believing' in physics, etc?

  • I Locve The Fact That Youve Got One Guy: A Good Catholic and Believer in God, and A Strict Atheist... and they're the best of friends.

  • Adam is a grown up alread,y Just low IQ

  • Is it the strength of God or the weakness of the human mind?

  • Adam Carolla is a fag he's not funny, Jimmy Kimmel is funny and a badass.

  • Adam corolla is a loser. sure he doesn't believe in god, but when family dies, there is definitely "something up there".

    bury him alive, and wait how long he can keep his pride before he start begging god for help, before god says

    "dude, ive been here all along......"

  • I was doing some math and this picture of Adam poped up and I started Busting up he looks like a Cat and the make up is Halarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

  • "I'm too LAZY for religion", wow an honest athiest!...well that reason is just as honest as the reason "I would simply rather burn in hell"...Correct on both accounts.

  • @mookixox And someone once said the defining feature of the faithful was their incomplete grasp of satire and irony. Very interesting...

  • @tenrazo215 As if you know what the right religion is, the right god, the right prophet, the right book, the right denomination and the right interpretation IF we KNEW there was a god. Wow, Adam BETTER be right or he's screwed! Moron.

  • @BrettSchall

    the Muslims and Jews and Christians all worship the same god, so unless your worshiping a tea pot, you should be fine, moron.

  • @VegasSkateCulture You're a fucking idiot. First off, there are over 10,000 different gods that are equally unsupported by evidence as the big one people believe in today. Where you counting those you jackass? Second, they AREN'T the same god. Islam includes the worship of the "one true god" Alah. The Quran clearly states that if you accept Jesus' divinity, accepting the "trinity" the Bible speaks of, you are denying the ONE true god, Alah, and are going to hell. The Jews worship...

  • @BrettSchall

    Allah is Aramaic for God. Al (the) -lah (god). Jesus said Allah, because that is the reference for the common people. The *rabis* and only the *rabis* used the term Yahweh. At least spell it right.

  • @BrettSchall The holy spirit creates our "spirits." Allah Almighty uses it to blow into our mothers' wombs our human-spirits. That is why abortion is prohibited in Islam, because the fetus or foetus does have spirit (life) and it is a human being. It's not just a little piece of unliving flesh. This is from the Koran, have you read it? thats a rhetorical question, because your an idiot, I know you haven't read it.

  • @VegasSkateCulture Allah Almighty uses it to blow into our mothers' wombs our human-spirits. That makes sense, I'm glad you said that. It really cleared things up, like how I was all crazy and ignorant when I said that Christians believe in Jesus, jews don't, and Muslims believe that if you believe in Jesus you are going to hell. Totally makes sense now, you know, the whole blowing into the mothers womb and stuff. Great explanation kid. Laughing. My. Fucking. Ass. Off.

  • @BrettSchall

    "Totally makes sense now, you know, the whole blowing into the mothers womb and stuff."

    1. you said the Muslims have nothing to do with the holy spirit, I just proved you wrong.

    2. Google Abraham gods, and read AT LEAST THE WIKIPEDIA.

    3. I'm not Muslim, that was copied from a Muslim website.

    please at least if your going to be an atheist moron, to at least know what religion you don't believe in! Your typical. to lazy to do the research, and to stupid to care.

  • @VegasSkateCulture 1. I never said "the Muslims have nothing to do with the holy spirit", I said that the Quran claims that if you believe in Jesus' divinity, his part of the trinity being the holy spirit, you are denying the one true god Alah. I understand all the books talk about Abraham. I never called you a Muslim. I don't believe in all religions, and am not "too" lazy or "too" stupid to do research, although I still learn all the time. You still have not answered my big questions:

  • @VegasSkateCulture 1. How can you reconcile, even if the books all talk about Abraham, the mutual exclusivity found in these books, from what I've talked about? 2. Even if you can, what about all the OTHER religions? Are the big three somehow the only legitimate ones? 3. Even if you convince me you are right about these first two things, why are you "all good" as if belief is all that matters? What about specifics about what you can eat, say, who you can sleep with, etc.? I appreciate it

  • @BrettSchall Muslims think that Jesus was a prophet but not the son of God or God himself.

  • @SaveSoaps Correct.

  • @VegasSkateCulture ...Yarweh, NOT Jesus. Those are three completely different things. The Bible also says if you do not accept Jesus as your savior, if you deny the holy spirit, which both Muslims and Jews do, you go to hell. These are three mutually exclusive beliefs. Now, even if they were the same god, you are making a horrible assumption that the only thing that matters is belief, as opposed to behavior, what you say, what you eat, who who sleep with, etc. Get some kid.

  • @BrettSchall

    The Muslims Christians ans Jews worship the god of Abraham, its the same god, any actual member of the religion who isn't an idiot will tell you. You just want them to be different, so you can have an excuse for not believing in either one. Well they are the same, in fact the Koran talks more about Jesus than the new testament does. its just a language barrier. It saddens me that you have access to Google, but choose to remain ignorant. Go fuck yourself, and then get an education.

  • @VegasSkateCulture The Quran talks more about Jesus than anything else? Who fucking cares. This somehow means that Islam is centered around the divinity of Jesus? LOL, it's actually the opposite, but of course you don't know that because you haven't read any of the books. You just WANT to believe they are the same so you can reconcile the reality of their mutual exclusivity. It saddens me that you ahve access to Google, but choose to remain ignorant.

  • @BrettSchall Can you please show me where in the Bible it says that if you don't accept Jesus as your savior you go to hell? I'm pretty sure you just made that up. Or someone else made it up and told you, and you just repeated it. According to Bible, if you believe in Jesus, you experience eternal life, and if you don't believe in Jesus, you perish.

  • Pft, Jimmy's a cafeteria Catholic. He knows exactly how fucked up the beliefs are, but he chooses to identify as Catholic anyway because of social pressures. You can tell that he knows better.

  • @stopcicles

    "He knows exactly how fucked up the beliefs are, but he chooses to identify as Catholic anyway because of social pressures. You can tell that he knows better."

    that doesn't mean hes an atheist. or do you know him personally? most people develope a relationship with god on their own, religion is not necessary. your right, its much less fucked up to believe that humans value is based on the intelligence of that human. fucking clit.

  • @stopcicles And only shows himself in this way at the slightest mistake, of Adam, during one of his weakest points.

  • @BrettSchall A weak point shouldn't make you suddenly believe in Heaven or God, Carolla made a fool of himself with that.

  • @SaveSoaps Agreed.

  • So basically, 25 people voted for this video, 24 of them voted positively. It's killing me that I don't know whos that lone fellow who voted negatively. I would venture a guess its the arzetee guy below, but it just wouldn't be prudent to assume its that guy, the guy who posted "adam suck" 10 times in a row.

  • @FrumpyShakes he is from the Phillipines and is all hurt by what adam said about that stupid boxer of theirs lol

  • hahahaha, "i had good experiences in church, i enjoyed being molested"

  • are these 2 related?

  • @liverpool11110000 No, they're really good friends. They were co-hosts with each other on Comedy Central's 'The Man-Show'.

  • @Sty117 That's not where the brotherhood began. Jimmy was the sports guy on Kevin and Bean's morning show in L.A. and he met Adam, recognized his talent, and helped get him an on-air gig. From there Adam got the Loveline gig and the rest is history.

  • @arzette17

    You're 28?

  • hail satan

  • Why is there a picture of Adam dressed as mickey mouse?

  • God loves you Adam Carolla and so do I.

  • 2006 the best year of the adam carolla show hands down with adam, dave dameshek and teresa strasser. the years that followed fall short especially 2007

  • being a confident Atheist didn't stop me from trying to disprove the Occult and getting too many results to chalk it up to mere chance and superstition if you have seen what I have seen.

    and walked in my shoes for that time.

    I was a level 5 atheist I would say on Dawkins' atheism scale.approaching 6.

    I am not a Catholic (for reasons I don't feel like getting into right now.but I am a firm believer er in Christ.a Bible believing Christian now after realizing some things:: (

  • lulzie

    Although, accusing an atheist of believing in a god when a loved one dies could be compared to accusing a drunk man of not being able to walk.