A televangelist's worst nightmare.

[PlntPeace]

When anyone says "God spoke to me" you need to confront that person with antipathy and malevolence. God does not speak to anyone because there is no god. And if he did exsist why is it never two or more persons' together, it's always one person. It's time to put religion in it's place, an organization that bases itself on lies, murder, greed, fear and ignorance. Tell your pastor, you want to see his (tax form 990) and watch the look on his face. Lets expose religion for what it is, man-made.

[tomaroflys]

That picture of the Youth Ministry! Looks like a Bad Family Picture from the 80's

[ReverendWyrm]

Dang! How do I get into one of these "Radical Youth Ministries"?!?! Wait, are the ministries radical or are they creating radicals? I may need to get more information before attending.

[jamesunit19]

As soon as i heard that fake, american, brimming with christian "goodness" voice i nearly puked.

[TheBoHoBoy]

Whats your fave show Mikey? My fave show? Yes Mikey your fave show! Wellll,, Not not your fucking show ! HAHAHAHA

[BRAVOADD]

Go to the CC box turn on the transribe audio. Enjoy...

[mickystoned]

wow this guy was driving and had a thought of how to exploit people by the power of rhyme.

[imeldadavies01]

God some people here are silly this is obviously a joke. One thats pretty funny in parts.

[definingpossible]

He said, "They are touching people around the world for jesus," I can imagine a little kid saying, "Mommy, that guy touched me wrong but I think it is okay because he said that it was for jesus." lol

[6kuronix]

Fake and Gay

[6kuronix]

RADICAL Youth Ministries

[easyas314]

When I go to worship make-believe things, I'll be dammed if i can ever find a place to park. Thank You VFCC!

[geehuckwow]

The evangelist is right about "touching" people around the world. The pope is still trying to hush that one up, at least this dude is honest about it. Is it legal now???

[ABethHarris]

can't miss it

[KILLERDOGZ1]

"their touching people around the world for jesus" yea "for jesus"

[MrSantikos]

Whenever you hear someone say "God spoke to me" you better run and not look back. These people bring a shame to those of where sincere about God.

[iihippoii]

Religion = MASS DELUSION! Love all the comments below from those with "faith" mocking this vid or pushing their own. LOL

[vangerwen79]

touching people for jesus haha

[halburd1]

radical youth ministries. hahahha lol. wonder what they do. repent mother frakker or i'll cut ya! shit that bitch over there looks like a whore lets bible thump her ass.

[Lolita5025]

What does God do with all that money? Seems to me like the Pope could share some of the love. That throne of his would fetch a few euros... God doesn't need money. The people brainwashing you about God WANT money.

[casablanca4381]

@Lolita5025 this guy isn't catholic obviously

[wolfie0890]

WOOO Free Parking!

[bob2779]

@wolfie0890 yes indeed!

[kenstasia]

I have an underground music ministry for the homeless, missing, abused. It's 100% FREE! This is atrocious!

[facetiousbadger]

Apparently God did not tell him to spend more than $5 on the CGI for his greenscreen.

[bob2779]

@facetiousbadger Hey now... :)

[jammer42777]

the announcer sounds plastic

[aboodred1]

i'll pay $99

[deez723]

"they're touching people" around the world huh....

I have no doubt about that.. a priest is a priest afterall

[casablanca4381]

@deez723 i don't think he is a priest. he said he was a minister.Besides not all priests are bad , most of them i met are really decent people.

[kingbushwickthe33rd]

"Jesus don't like the Apache very much."-Russell Crowe:"3:10 to Yuma".

[kingbushwickthe33rd]

My Favorite Show:"MAD MEN"!!

[LostForrest]

good spoof !

[motombocolombo]

p.s.

an offering of 7000 zimbabwean dollars would be just right

[motombocolombo]

"and plenty of free parking!"

LOL

[sabin97]

i expected this to be a real thing....

[poneyboy23]

Would that this would actually happen.

[5355vbxjbj76rvn]

No, pastor, I have never, ever, ever, ever seen your show - thank God. This is not religion - this is "How to fleece morons in 1 easy lesson". Religion means helping the needy, not, er, "touching" them for cash. This *is* funny - it's also outrageous.

[jesusinsocks]

lol......"they're touching people"

[imborgoss]

this shows the belief is for bpersinal greedy ship :P give 7000 dollers to us :P thats like dude if gods loves you shouldnt you guys even needt money but wel lets trust goat herders who lived in year 0 instead of the scientist of today who ofcourse have less understanding of the cosmos then wel goat herders and carpenters :P

[ProphetOfTheTeapot]

"Touching people around the world for Jesus" Got that right!

[spacelizardlaw]

Is that the same "BRUCE" from the University of Wooloomooloo as in the Monty Python skit methinks because maybe they should have brought him in...?

[custardaghost]

A televangelist's worst nightmare?

The IRS

[inprogress8191]

Why is William Dafoe a televangelist?

[djk28161]

how can this clown speak for the Lord???

[rossdaboss1959]

Their blessing plans. They get the blessings, n u get stuck with the plan. Acts 2:38 is still God's plan of salvation.

[johnsull66]

hahah...the entire ste is fake?? cant they afford a room?

[baldrbraa]

"I'm SURE you have seen...??" So much for faith alone, based in mid-air.

[Thorjackson1]

The admission price to Heaven WAS more than you or I could pay, so a King payed it for us, now all you have to do is accept it.

[tartandaddy]

touching people around the world for Jesus???? and free parking!

[FreakZilla34]

You know they say "send us a seed gift", I know I'll send them some tomato seeds.

[bob2779]

@FreakZilla34 I think you're on to something

[casablanca4381]

@FreakZilla34 lol

[FreakZilla34]

Sorry But it is funny Now we need to make fun of Benny Hinn

[FreakZilla34]

Mikey & Pastor Bruce Are the same guy

[bob2779]

@FreakZilla34 aw man, now you went and told everybody! :)

[happyshear]

@kittycat2678 Your comment is priceless. Lol. So true!!! This money-thirsty clowns, shave heads of pink wigs businessmen and women remind me of the merchants that Jesus did cast away from the front of the temple where they were selling of exchanging merchandise. Shame!!!

[UglyPraise]

people pay to park at church?

[JRock005]

Usually if you sow a $eed faith. And everything that preacher doesn't come to pass. They're usual explanation is that you didn't have enough faith. 

[TheAutisticGuitarist]

"They're touching people around the world for Jesus."

Does that make them Catholic? XD ZING!!!

[whitesquirrel7]

0:45

touching people round the world for Jesus

like the catholic church perhaps? lol

[doomcrue87]

Whats really funny about this is a local Christian broadcast station here in Orlando Fl used the line "Open Heaven In 2011" Wonder if he stole it from here.. lol

[kittykat2678]

watching a t.v. evanglist,- one cable bill. thinking about that love gift for the angel pendent they are offering -may cost you $50, seeing the t.v. evangl. in a court room for fraud- PRICELESS.

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[stoob1969]

So true, I see this on God TV every time I turn on that Godless station

[OperationAnime262]

This sounds fake? I don't beleive it.

[bob2779]

@OperationAnime262 it's a spoof

[runawaychild66]

Then lay your money up there?

[leprasia]

whatever that self-proclaimed "pastor" said is pure crap. nowhere can you find anything like that in the Bible. seesh.

[Faeden]

I am no atheist but these videos are just a reminder of how stupid humanity can become because of a lack of personal self-esteem. People need to stop looking for someone else to help prop them up in life and learn to stand up on their own two feet, do that and their self-esteem will grow and flourish and so will their lives.

[MrEnlightenup]

im going to send this guy a seed faith of 1000,bags of shit so he can take a bath in it,,

[bob2779]

@MrEnlightenup Well OK then.

[Digitizeddragon23]

You guys do know that this is making fun of these kind of people...righ?

[toobfunnybunny]

this pastor is a lying idiot. i love the satire!

[martyca6]

God don't need money.

[bikegirl2]

@martyca6 thinking about if if he did he could just magic some up

[martyca6]

@bikegirl2 You got that right...lol

[robert200690]

@martyca6 You r right God doesnt need money , but his people in earth need it so they can reach other nations ... and btw the video is fake

[Therealmiracleworker]

@robert200690 what so they can spread this rubbish beyond their own nation???

so why would you give?? its idiotic, it is ridiculous, In fact I would probably be more tempted to give money to an organisation that stopped these prats moving from the shores of the USA,

[bob2779]

@robert200690 Yes indeed. A total spoof.

[KingOfTheNarwhals]

'Touching people around the world" Why? "for jesus".

[Master1950]

Just another crook getting the poors' money. What a joke!

[bob2779]

Good one.

[jomahubo]

Touching people around the world for Jesus? Parents - lock up your children.

[WWEMELISSA]

HAHAHAHA I Wouldnt give 7 cents LOL

[Supaflow7]

wow no way mister! this is awesome!

[Zalahblue]

Some put a vid out, it shows the mega churches are being shut down! LOL! the money pits are closing!

[Zalahblue]

Oh man, the admission price to Heaven keeps going up! LOL!

[bob2779]

@Zalahblue kinda makes you wonder

[krunkaintdead69]

@Zalahblue Its the freakin GFC. 

[sipnosis]

Doesn't the pastor looks like Willem Dafoe as Norman Osborn (The green goblin) in spider-man????

[monarkman1957]

a little bit like Mike Murdock...hurry, call now!, don't hesitate, delayed obedience is disobedience. Funny, but painfully sad at the same time, revealing the apostate false teachers that are exploding, ( just like Bible predicted) and ll the decieved lambs that lack discernment that through money at these devils

[PlntPeace]

God spoke to me VERY LOUDLY and said your a fake

[KiwiGurl4Life]

Did he just say $70, $700 or $7000? Bloody hell this is a lucrative business!

[wyankeif1337]

Did he just say "radical youth ministry?"

[wyankeif1337]

Oh my god...

[MeTube1617]

Can you u u u u, repeat that at at at at please se se se

[wrightone7]

why not 7 cents? 7 dollars?

[briank06261973]

@wrightone7 'Cause he wouldn't be able to finance his multi-million dollar mansions and Mercedes Benz cars on just $.7 or $7. And viewers are supposed to "partner" with him to do this. Of course, those that support him are not really partners because they don't get any share of the proceeds he rakes in. Oh, he may send you a book or a teaching series on tape, but that's about it. I hate this prosperity gospel, it is such a lie.

[blueskunk12]

God spoke to me and said you, yes you, can buy a pass to Heaven! Just send your check for $7,777 today!

[bob2779]

Your refund form is in the mail :)

[FaithandReasons]

lol charlatans love using so-called "sacred numbers" especial 7777777's

[greatshermanoak]

sooo hilarious!!