Mandarin Chinese Accent English 中国式英语

[holydevil12100]

I looks like a turned over iphone to me

[quidnick]

It's an item that exists in this universe... that's for sure.

[sarahloverain]

笑死我了·························

[ILOVESHOW1314]

哈哈哈 大刚那里笑惨了！

[TheTiffdawn]

Yes it does, but my dad lived here in Texas for 30 years, so mix our southern slang with a canto accent, add a little queens english, top it off with some really bad spanish, and you have my father's accent.

[yourchum]

这应该是东北口音 喷了

[cloverlk]

english new level :chinese

[PsychopathicShyster]

Asus laptop. Bamboo cover.

[zgl3721]

笑死我了

[TheTiffdawn]

Totally awesome, my dad lives in HK, and I can't even do his accent!

[TheManGuyDude]

@TheTiffdawn HK has a canto accent.

[Fatpandas2014]

lamp.. did i get it?

[lovelovegiraffe]

HAHAHAHAHA sigh. My granparents talk like this(:

[ihaveastick1]

laptop?

[zndxxyeyy]

听过的最彪悍的 嘿嘿 boy=报应

[slashsnakeprick]

LOL, i am indonesian chinese. this video is cool man...really funny LOL

[zdgavle]

really really interesting!!!!hahah

[StanMzmr]

你一定是东北人，哈哈

[Pleastridge1234]

Fuck race this wideo vas funny

[strongbad53]

congratulations= 坑刮出来的屎= shit scraped out of a pit

[Fairydontfly]

你是北方的吧，南方的沒那麼重的feash(fish）音;or­ sorray(sorry)- -。有失偏頗~ Never這種詞還是有點絕對~

[27roam]

I'm Malaysian Chinese and we say dis, dat and someting! lolol

[X0Tiga0X]

@Karp513 it's takes a ell lot of time to learn it :)

I'm Chinese and I suck at it

[lingocrazy21]

Hahahhaha!! nice tutorial man! :-D

[ChibiSilent16]

This totally reminds me of my high school Mandarin teacher. XD Her accent was so cute.

[Iceleader5]

omg lol my mandarin teacher speaks exactly like this

[Sbock3]

dude, I've been studying Mandarin for the last two years, and this just made my day. Still wiping the tears from I eyes, I was laughing so hard—definitely lost it on 坑刮出来的屎. Oh man

[godwin1020]

HAHAHAHA shit scraped from a hole!!

[deewangs]

Omg this is so true! Great job lol

[BaRiLlAsKiD98]

Lol

[TserenD0rj]

всегда не любил этих китайцев

[tzshkon]

His nose shining haha Fucking china 

[BO3911]

Hahahahhaha xDD omg

[sophiew051]

so funny!!!! hilarious!!!

[AlimeProductions]

Geez, America is so racist now-a-days. Just read some of the comments.

[NuvoCirocPatron]

@AlimeProductions Be glad you live in this time buddy. Racism will never cease to exist, but it's safe to say that things were much worse back then. I mean even compared to 20 years ago. There has been quite an improvement.

[AlimeProductions]

@NuvoCirocPatron Well, most Americans aren't racist towards African-Americans anymore. But America is so racist to most of the world now. Especially younger people.

[NuvoCirocPatron]

@AlimeProductions Yes they are. I have to disagree. They are racist, but they do not act upon it with violence. If you go to some parts of Louisiana and many Mississippi today, you will still see signs up in bars and restaurants labelled "Whites Only" or "We Don't Serve Your Kind Here". Racism is still in the White's minds however they keep it to themselves. I have a friend who recently became a Aryan brother to get his uncle out of prison. Trust me, if you live in Los Angeles, you'll understand

[NuvoCirocPatron]

@AlimeProductions Not to mention, about a couple years ago, a couple of white supremacists shot and killed a black man and dragged his body 10 Miles across a cement road behind a pickup truck in South Carolina. Go down to the South, and I'm sure that racism is abundant.

[AlimeProductions]

Foreign accents are based off of sounds of the language uses. The brain is not used to making the correct sounds of the language so people use the sounds of their native language.

[TheMinwoobaby]

面污糟左??!!

[Valynlyn]

YOU'RE AMAZING

[moying845]

感觉有点点夸张了吧！其实我感觉普通话说得好的人就不会有那么多­方言音！

[KarizChancy]

@moying845 那不代表说英语就不奇怪

[januslee114]

i pod touch

[Discern4]

Chinese girls speaking mandarin english sound so cute. /watch?v=OwL078TKy2E

Cantonese is nasty though.

[reymysterio619best]

gold phone

[Vetetiv]

Laptop ?

[sh3ifan]

i am an arab and i love chinese

dude that was funny as hell

[vinka1998]

my chinese teacher speaks like this. AHAHAHAH

[AlimeProductions]

@vinka1998 Mine too! Haha!

[aj1226ify]

ipod

[exQIusive]

Corner of a laptop for sure ;)

[fromstart2finish]

mandarin sounds awful so does vietenamese languages.....

[ceremarv]

YEEEEIIIIIIII IT'S OSO BLÑOODIE GOOD I REALLY LOVED UR VIDEO JAJAJA UR SO COOL XD CHEERS!!!!

[SITATDACK]

“LMN阿~”笑死我了~~~！！！老东北味儿了~~

[619Rey6]

ZIPPO



[AmDoinUrMom]

JUMP - JUMPWAZZUP! XD

[kikaching888]

omg... this is so true. Some(xs)ing

[theitaliankid05]

I'm taking mandarin in school...and this sounds completely correct.

[ArsenalCech09]

the picture is a ipod touchj

[afgrocks123]

Corner of a laptop?

[dollyfacegirl]

OMG thats soooo true!!! My dad says sorr(a) and Mon(g)day haahhaha

[carlpees]

part of a notebook?

[mysterieux26]

I used to teach at a chinese migrant school... SO TRUEEEEE hahah!!

[MrDeadsea000]

Jet li must speak mandarine not cantonese

[ezEricZhang]

If I accidentally ate a dog I would just suck it up lol since I didn't know anyway

Also, you should do other Chinese manners such as... Like how when people compliment us we say "na li na li" instead of how white people just accept it and say thank you

[kendai911]

so true... thats how my parents talk

[Deracko77]

uhh im pree sure that close up picure was ur ipod facedown with the shiny side of it facing up :P

[MrReaganomics1]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[hkturtco]

I BET U CANNOT SPEAK GOOD CHINESE

[tmtimi]

@hkturtco he can. actually his chinese is better than his english

[hkturtco]

@tmtimi even i was doun in china..i cannot speak good chinese..you know??

[hkturtco]

@tmtimi born

[wolfamiandshadow]

我是一个住在美国的女孩子。我的一家都是从欧洲来的，但我会说汉­语，也住过在中国。我一看你的视频，就想认识你！你非常帅！不好­意思，我的汉语写得不好。（也说得不好……）

[HuATTK]

@wolfamiandshadow 是欧洲哪个地区呀?欧洲何其大，英国，法国，西班牙，德国，等等­等，全是欧洲，甚至那庞大到脑溢血的俄罗斯也是欧洲。完全不像咱­们中国（哦，不好意思，我辈非大陆人）；一指到中国，脑海就恍然­会浮现中国家常菜，比如蛋炒饭，叉烧肉，云吞面牛肉河粉，一些家­戶通曉的小食。欧洲嘛，统一菜可能只会想到意大利肉酱面，香肠和­芝士蛋糕吧.俄罗斯又吃何等菜，那得WIKI一番了。掉头来说，­汉语不是只普通话。咱们还有粤语，客家话，上海话，潮州话，福建­话...

But here's the thing! (Sorry, my Google Pinyin suddenly disabled my Chinese input.) All those other dialects are facing extinction due to the marginalisation by mainlanders. So very soon, all Chinese will be like Apple's 1984 ad: 1 people, 1 will, 1 resolve, 1 cause.

[rafelia034]

You bring out the racist part of me so i should leave this page immediately

[catgenius]

actually theres no "chinese english",only cantolish,shanghalish,shandoni­sh,sichuanish..........

[tmtimi]

@catgenius exactly dude!!! ppl from different parts of China have different accents! especially btwn those who are from the north and those from the south! this video is pretty much doing the northern-accent english :)

[Meeses360]

MEES

[animefreakmandy]

坑刮出來的屎 omg i cant xD

[AcidicGh0st]

@animefreakmandy HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHA

[zihang1207]

请问你所谓的汉语普通话＝东北话？？？？？！！！

[sibaba123]

Thumbs up if you are chinese but can speak a perfect english accent!!!

[AcidicGh0st]

@sibaba123 NOOOOO chinese accent is awesome

[Karp513]

@sibaba123 nicee!!! I am adopted and well... I wanna learn Chinese!!!

[1337Cr4ckZ0r]

the picture is a picture

[spanishsoldier7]

where do u get these cards from ??

[guycool007]

yellow mac book on a black desk

[MaplersGo]

the thing in the picture is a laptop on a black rug 8D

[MercedesSantiaga]

I really want to know what that thing is. can you please tell us? I paused and stared at it for a minute or two.

[BeautyFreakist]

Hilariously true. My mum says saying the "th" means you have a fat tongue xD

[renzha2780]

it is actually "north eastern" mandarin chinese accent english.

[asspounderify]

wow k. you saying Cantonese is not Chinese?

your tag- Peter chao speaks cantonese....

[zxq3]

what about replacing L sounds with R's?

[catgenius]

@zxq3 depends on which area those ppl cames from

[carzyglue156]

zippo

[carzyglue156]

computer

[JeSSiCaWJuefy]

really good video~~

[King0Kay0Kong]

well have to admit this is funny but do agree with TheOnion1010. at the end of the day, it's juz accent, doesnt really matter as long as you understand what ppl are saying. For those who tried so hard to speak another language, we shall respect

[Nerdiehigh]

Ipod i think

[TheOnion1010]

I think people who make fun with other people's accent are really shallow and uneducated. Have you ever heard german english or french english? English now is an international language, it is no longer English's english or American's english, so people from non-english background should not worry about the accent as long as other people can understand you. Besides, you know more than one language, how great it is.

[guoyuanasia2]

C'mon it's just for fun stop being a bitch ok

[NoKarma96]

the corner of a laptop :3.. i forgot which though XD

btu i dun want the cards... i wanna say:

OMFG NAO I KNONG HAO TU SHPEEK DA PROPAH ENRISH!!! :3

im azn btw... so theres no racism here luls

[timyao1977]

Only Chinese from north China speak like that... Not all the other Chinese. 这是中国北方人说英语，江浙一带不这样。。。内地不清楚。。。

[ariesreverie]

hahahahah this is hilarious!!! I laughed so hard I was actually tearing up

[msbimbo1000]

OMG!!the TH thing is coooool!!

[ZheZhir]

LOL~~ i just love u~ ♥

[jjjf34]

ITS THE EDGE OF AN IPAD

[ivyscar]

It is hilorious to have a northeast accent show!

[Taricus]

ROFLMFAO!!! I started laughing when u said ti and then kicked over and over... >_< My chinese name in class is ji wen and I call myself ti wen and make a :/ face and kick my foot when I say it.... hehehe :P

[xqs1988]

有些中国人的神经真是脆弱的不行..

[217andersen]

为什么国人要说流利的白种猪话？

[714sonam]

I love ur videos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[RenatoCabrita]

AT MONGDAY I GO TO SCHOOL xD



[wohuijide]

Chinese English 的确充满错误，也很有趣，不过你上传的这种视频只能代表一些大舌­头的中国人，我不认为你是故意丑化中国人的发音，但是你确实有点­极端。

[ItWillBeFineeee]

Really Funny XD

[HR3029]

法克油

[515euro]

Facebook 非死不可

[wobushiwo7]

i saw u in ubc yesterday!!!

[kumarbabu1919]

Your video has great educational value. You actually raise the phonological features of Chinese English. Thank you=)

[RondoChen]

那个"坑刮出来的屎"把我笑抽了...

in fact...i am cantonese...i can't agree with you more about the Chinese accent english...i dont feel good about that..

[lilwierdgal]

@songsida1996 LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[XYZrap]

@songsida1996 非濕不可

[XYZrap]

@songsida1996 非濕不可

[jnjnjnjnable]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!DONT YOU EVEN NOTICE U OBVIOUSLY HAVE CHINESE ACCENT ????YOU SO ANNOYING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!PLS STOP ACTING COOOOOLL AND SMART YOU ARE TRUELY NOT !!!! I NEVER HATE CHINESE ACCENT IN MY WHOLE LIFE BUT NOW UR CHINESE ACCENT MAKES ME WANNA PUKE. I FEEL SO SORRY FOR THE PPL IN CHINA WHO ADMIRE YOU SO MUCH , ARE THEY THAT EASY TO FOOOOOOOOL???

[kiara890622]

@jnjnjnjnable your rude comment makes me want to puke. lol. the purpose of this video was to TEACH US how to achieve that chinese accent. SO FREAKIN CUTE. read the title of the video before watching it. i admire him, i was born and raised in california.

[susmansarsu]

you have an extremely shiny white nose... *getting distracted

[xxxdokiexxx]

Broos Lih 'asa byutiful aksent!

[dragonrag180]

HAHAH! keng gua chu lai de SHI!! on your awesome Video!

[HunK800]

沸屎！

[sibaba123]

i'm chinese but i suck at chinese =D

[thealice168]

@sibaba123 me too, lol XD

[sibaba123]

@thealice168 lol i cant read it damit

and when i speak i sound like a "Ang moh" XD

[thealice168]

@sibaba123 LOL same with me, i cant read it but i can speak it.... sorta..

[youtabeer]

@sibaba123

zomg high-five!

[StarJinx101]

@songsida1996 OH! I get it! XD

[chitat9]

Adding extra vowel sounds is the feature of Chinglish such as facebook = facabuka, next = necast, six = sicas.

[Samhiuys]

@chitat9

True, but the examples you've given is wrong. Six = sisee, eat poop in Cantonese.

[levelfivejudgelight]

myspace =买四杯屎

[touchul]

fcking funny!

[yakurimoe]

Hahahaha I love this video!

I want to learn Mandarin so bad actually, but it's so daunting, especially if you already have a big workload.

[davveYO]

a lighter

[cassssspar]

妈的老师都那样

[jingaling0216]

@cassssspar  一个高中朋友给我说I DONT KNOW的时候， 他说“ I 炖特 know", ..

[DUBmaster77]

is that object a zippo?

[cwatching]

That's sooooo funny, hahaha. I think that picture is a corner of your laptop?

[DaCeiZation]

It's noxsing.

[secret20rose10]

You are so awesome! Remember that!

[sleepylilazn93]

it's a laptop!

[GeorgiaLuong]

THE CORNER OF A LAPTOP!

[amandac533]

Or a lighter

[amandac533]

Is it a zippo lighter?

[ansesh]

triangle shape ufo??

[snoewite]

it looked like part of an itouch/iphone.. or the white spec looks like a flea egg.

[snoewite]

one of the funniest things i've ever seen. tank yoo velly muchee.

[werty723]

Omg your so funny!!! Haha I love that I'm Chinese and I can understand it hahaha

[yaofengli]

= =

just lol

[jingaling0216]

your " A.B.C.D.E.F..." in mandarin Chinese English sounds like Dongbei accent..

[RoootyScoooty]

I have a request to do a "You know you asian when" video.

[krnbundang93]

this guy reminds me of joseph gordon-levitt

[xmichoo]

Fucking amazing. This was too funny I couldn't stop laughing!! Awesome! I didn't even know Russell Peters was doing the canto accent...maybe cus I speak Mandarin.

[robalismohshit]

ur laptop

[thekidwithballz]

its a TABLE!

[MsGarcia25]

i think thats your pats or a blanket

[chivasx90]

nigha higa?



[fatimanaitattia]

one pathetic white-wanna-be.

LAME



[MultiAlpha111]

@fatimanaitattia troll

[THISISAVERYCOOLNAME]

坑挂出来的屎！！