Packers Fan Announces He Will Return To Drinking For Another Season

[HoserSaysWhat]

Oh my fuck, this is a brilliant show.

[GreenDay1981]

0:14 - Brett Favre these days

[2011packattack]

couches soiled...14. LMAO

[DementedXMusic]

Career High BAC. 43%. More than enough to make the All Bar Game that year.

[benjamin422871]

GO PACK GO!!!! Wisconsin is #1 in booze & football

[MrWhoadie81]

This guy has done it all, lost jobs, destroyed property ...all in the name of Packers Football!

[The1211deep]

1:12 is the craziest part + she punched 6 women arghz!

[polskie90]

give it about 25 years... this might just be me.

[katierank]

wisconsinites can kick your ass in football and drinking. wicked combination.

[supermarble94]

Tom Gallo didn't live very long...

[Blackfriday420]

they're returning champions

[raider198375]

This is funny then again it's not. Alot of funny points for Dui checkpoints avoided. I have been there and done that with my Raiders. I have gotten into fights, broken stuff, and passed out. But what isnt funny is his health, an dhte fact that he has children who see this.

[Firefighter5475]

Well your concern in insulting.

[sonicgold25]

Im a Packers fan and This is Fucking Funny.

[samacoy]

What's sad is that the area of Wisconsin I come from, he's actually quite accurate of a lot of people.

[cronon94]

before you make fun of us, try accurately pronouncing Ashwaubenon, Kaukauna, or Oconomowoc while sober, we all can easily do it drunk

[flamingarse1]

lol XD there is no i in steam  . . . i know that tim

[FiftyCalHeadshot]

lol dui checkpoints avoided xp

[tapatapaz]

Your concern is insulting

[lurch321]

If it weren't for Lukawski, the Packers wouldn't exist.

[Juzlahindahaus]

I hear there's plenty of Canucks fans just like this guy!

[jamieblond1]

Wow, time for another totally naked cold shower after that Steam Room report!

[fawncko]

@jamieblond1 haha I like how that's stated, it's like you don't normally shower naked

[jamieblond1]

@fawncko I learned the HARD way that it's not easy gettin' clean if I'm not TOTALLY NAKED (*_~)

[GFORCEpackattack]

if mr.lukawski didnt return for another season i really dont think we woulda made it through that hard on the road playoff run

[dmxwl2002]

hahahahahah "rear-ended 2 school busses in 2002

[mrapter7]

*cough* Bret Farve *cough*

[nogood510]

6 women punched statistic rofl

[702looker]

this is just BUMB..

[PackerSon21]

HAHAHA!!!! It's sooooo true! Check out this Guy if u wanna see the real life version.. Search "PackerDad Superbowl"

[Maximusz62]

Well he's dead by now that's for sure! Packers!

[marcoj25]

this man is happy today

[bradleyturnert]

This might just be the funniest thing I've ever seen. If not, it's damn near. Literally laughed my ass off through 80% of it.

[theblackandwhitenews]

I just found the best god damn Packers video ever…

It’s a super bowl preview and it gets you super pumped up…

Soooo intense!

I posted it on my youtube page…

Just click on my username below and it will take you there…

Go PACK!!!!

[GSCommander]

Imagine if the Packers win the Superbowl, I would love to see Lukawski afterwards.

[scienceper4]

lukawski to the chargers!

[ubermensch826]

@scienceper4 it'll never happen

[frank1es1]

kill himself by jumping off the roof of a ranch

[crispymelon44]

this is funny

[indyfan22k]

Haha "Steam Room" such a rip at the ridiculous hype of ESPN. hahaa

Onion Sports Network would better than the Morons in charge of ESPN.

[Obsoliit]

this is why i don't give a shit about football or any sport really, what a fucking waste of time

[llluuuccc]

@Obsoliit and thus is why you are retarded

[Obsoliit]

@llluuuccc instead of sitting around for hours watching some slow-moving sport that takes a minimum of 4.5 hours to play with only a few minutes of excitement per game, then get fat and weak while watching guys doing the exact opposite of sitting around in front of a TV obsessing with one of america's biggest distractions from reality. I'll get something done on Sunday I.E.; home improvements, keeping the car running or even spending time with the family. This is what makes someone retarded?

[bmac789]

im not sure if we survived or died and went to some warm steamy purgatory

[jgcane]

ha super bowl is going to be a big one

[bluetilerules120]

why was he watching texas?

[Remedyz21]

Haters gonna hate. 

[Auricom45]

Your concern is insulting.

[WhitetailMafia1]

nfc champions this year!! goin to the superbowl!!! hahaha fuck you guys!!!

[TheWhackdaddy]

I think I have a nother couple thousand beers in me... Go Lukawski and Go Pack!

[EuchridEucrow1]

Alex Lukawski is a huge talent.

[vanlabam]

@EuchridEucrow1 IKR, his wife must be a bears fan.

[BodyguardofJustice]

Your concern is insulting

[FizzleCorp]

fuck you gumby...s pizza

[DasGreenCow]

Mmmm Warm steamy purgatory. I could have fun there

[Argon382]

lol

[chromaholic]

Women Punched: 6

[2d181]

@chromaholic pardon my rather violent mind-set and dont find this offensive in any way but - does mild rape count as 3?

[Darksteal2k7]

"theres no 'I' in steam" "i know that, Tim." xD

[headlesshessian76]

@theonion I have an idea for you! "marsha brady sues joe namath for the football pass that broke her nose!" combine sept 1973 joe namath on brady bunch episode with the brady bunch episode that the football breaks marsha brady's nose!...doctor the footage to make it look like joe namath over threw his pass to bobby brady hiting marsha brady in the face! lol / @ milwaukee

[XcoldshadowX]

Lukawski is way overrated. Sure he has great career stats but he only had 2 trips to the hospital for alcohol poisoning. Sorry Packers fans, but he doesn't even tread water against a legend like Tom Gallo.

[DrHooligan312]

DA BEAR WILL DOMINATE Deh PACKER come Monday

[iillusionist1]

@DrHooligan312 DA BEAR is gonna be sent to hibernation by the PACKER come Monday

[jackmosley06]

hilarious stats

[HorrorAngel666]

GO TEAM BEER!!!!!!

[Mr53562]

this is awesome, i live in packer country and this aint to terribly far from reality

[u0455294]

Fallingarts

I think they said "groped" his son's 14 year old girlfriend.

[LordoftheJamesClan]

LMAO "Your concern is insulting"

[GayTexasBoy]

Why is it ok to make fun of Pollacks?

[stlkngyomom]

@GayTexasBoy LOL Rhetorical question!

[FallingAnts]

broke his son's 14 year old girlfriend? lol

[ncmarkelz]

@FallingAnts groped, as in grabbed her

[FallingAnts]

@ncmarkelz the subtitles say broke haha

[jclar8883343]

shit were is the god damn mouse

[HanoMike]

type in Lambeau Leap first person. watch the first one the video is insane!!!!!

[MrMoBidnizz]

figures..packers fans are idiots, just like their team

[exprodigal83]

@MrMoBidnizz WHAT???  The Packers going all....the...way!

A- Rod rocks!!!

[majormannfred]

What made Milwaukee made a loser out of him.

[JakeFitz54]

If it wernt for Vince Lombardi and his Packers, there wouldnt be an NFL like there is today. Packer fans are the greatest s.o.b's in the sports world!

This is our year!

[exprodigal83]

@JakeFitz54  Soooo true! We're going all the way babyyyyy!!!

[stoopkid80]

I laugh at this... I live in Wisconsin lol

[matler87]

In Soviet Russia beer drinks YOU !!!

[bhxc13]

packers suck dick yo

[eviloclock]

Almost every man in the Wisconsin IS Chris Lukawski !!!

[gatorchomp1515]

ilove this

[myotismon3]

hmm.... if that was a sport, i'd be scared lol

[TheStu07]

I cant wait for football season....GO PACKERS!!!

[UnKoil999]

The Final Sweat is always genius.

[waffenssaustralia]

who the fuck is packer

[Guns24Guns]

@waffenssaustralia the packers r the best football team to join the nfl

[khenessy1]

GO PACK GO, GO PACK GO, (DADDDDD) GO PACK GO

[bigefm]

Packer fans= Drunk loser!!!!!

[12drew3465]

@bigefm packer fans just know how to live!!!!!

[Greekay]

" Marcus there's no " I" in steam"

" I know that Tim"

Wha-?! I don't even...HAHAHA! Man that was funny!

[friskystapler]

as a packer fan, I find this absolutely hilarious

[55mrfuckhead]

Go PACKERS Go

Bears sucks and viqueers sucks

[toe2thaknee]

@55mrfuckhead you really are a fuck head

[svenvath7]

Truly Awesome...

[BigMac101121]

Chris I am willing to dedicate the rest of my life time to become a man like you. although i do think i am the future of the game. you have accomplished a lot but im just about at the same mark you are. hopefully one day i will be nationally recognized like you but until then i will be the underground chris lukawski

[daverave189]

haha. We do drink a lot in Wisconsin.

[sinekonata]

I'm no yank so I'm really not familiar with US TV weirdness but you gotta love the concept of "the steam room" :D

[nowittycomment]

"Well, your concern is insulting."

[NE0NBL00D]

we'll live together in our steamy memories...

[MogensRS]

He broke his sons 14 year old girlfriend?

[nowittycomment]

@MogensRS He "groped" his son's girlfriend.

[SpraxIAKS]

Packers suck.

[alfizzy711]

Can anybody tell me how to flag this video? I am a soccer mom and I don't want my kids watching this.

[charleshoskinson]

@alfizzy711 nice joke

[SlamdogX]

this is all too tue. GO PACK GO!!! ( and i mean the packers fans being awesome drunks!)

[MikeBA10]

@SlamdogX wow what a fooooog

[ThePackers123]

I heard Lukowski was traded to the Viqueens.

[jdoldnumbr07]

not the packers! :( why not the vikings or browns! not the pack!

[billybellmont]

the lukawski era is over. time to move on.

[wolfden3000]

they shud hav had a mn fan cum by haha he jumps off car at them and misses

[NutcakeProductions]

lmfao this is accurate xD GO PACK GO!!!! this vid rules.

[MrTigerps95]

Please don't tell me someone thought this was real! O wait, this is the Internet. Of course someones retarded

[d0861]

What the fuck, man. Can I turn captions off?

[dittm3r]

Brian Paroville. Three coffee table concussions in a single season. I would die if I saw one of my drunk buddies take a two foot swan dive on the coffee table.

[perribrj]

As a passionate football fan I love the statistics they use to rate these drinkers, 533 DUI checkpoints avoided, 6 women punched. Hilarious!!

[metalisbetter1o00]

Jesus, why is everyone so obsessed with this guy?! Bryan Palouski is the best drinker there's ever been!

[DrewwzaPalooza]

Omg I love the stats lol

[MyTubeIsBetter20]

I knew that fucking Polish was doping; I was at a game last year and i saw that motherfucker injecting hotsauce in it's ass.

Chorizo was robbed!

[dgstavproductions]

@MyTubeIsBetter20

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA­AHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG THIS MADE MY DAY!

[tyusvance]

hahahaha wow someone really should use this video in their argument to legalize cannabis by

pokeing fun at what a legal substance "alcohol" can do.

[Cris7naldo]

"6 women punched" lol

[cockycornflake]

lmaoo! The onion is hilarious! .43% blood alcohol, 6 women punched, and 14 couches soiled! he wins the drunken douche award hands down. rofl

[ChloePierre]

AHAHAHAHAHA!!! Ok I am not a "sports" person but this was pretty funny! LOL @ The Onion, you guys RULE!!!

[cut3wood]

i am a packer fan and find this very funny

[Blaze6181]

"Well, your concern is insulting." 1:54

[slicingwater]

Can't wait for his son to make is national debut.

[youbestbequiet]

The did a fine job nailing Packer fans! The couldn't do this for Bear fans since none of them work or write. :D Green Bay 16-0 in 2010 people!

[nambypamby34]

"The man has got great form!"ahahaha!

[WhrsTheMoneyLabowski]

Career High BAC - .43

Women Punched - 6

DUI Checkpoints Avoided - 533

Days Drunk Before Noon - 96

...my hero.

Keep up the good fight.

[tommysch]

@WhrsTheMoneyLabowski

Only 96 is quite low, except if you wake at 11:50

[dlfnzrok]

lol : )

[pdiblindfish96]

fucking lame people flagging every onion vid as inappropriate

[heeropat]

i know!!!!!! it pisses me off!!!!!!!!

[GoGadgetHookerClean]

@pdiblindfish96 its because it offends there moronic ways of life. lol.

[eggiex1]

@pdiblindfish96 I retaliate by flagging barbie and Disney videos, cause you KNOW the people flagging these are soccer moms with a 2-digit IQ and single-digit hourly wage trying to protect their kids with HDD from teh internets.

[Fancysymbol]

Sorry for the outbreak. I saw the stuff I missed here on their website. (:

And then there some videos they don't bother posting on Youtube.

[KEVINsoILL]

GO BEARS

[rojman123]

'Groped' not 'Broke'!  Misspelled subtitle.

[TheHiLiteShow7]

lol

[LeSamouraiKiller]

"...broke his...son's girlfriend...". I don't get it? He broke his girlfriend how?

[ThePackers123]

Awesome, very well done!

[rodrymoya]

"Ejected from target for belligerence' hahaha Alex Lukawski is awesome

[Gingersnap2323]

"well your concern is insulting"....

[twittertwat08]

"Marcus there is no i in steam. I know that tim" HAHA LOL

[whycantibefree]

lmfao

[oddvidios]

there is an i in steami

[Ulot3]

what he mean "he broke his sons girlfriend"?

[MrPeridot333]

im pretty sure it was "grope"

[Ulot3]

Ooooh, yea i jus really listened to it carefully, lol i was jus going by the subtitles

[micahgee]

@MrPeridot333

it sounds like "groped" but even the CC says "broke", groped does make more sense...

[zellmer]

Hahaha.. oh god, it's so true but I don't want to admit it, lol.. GO PACK GO!

[tctheunbeliever]

He broke his son's girlfriend? Damn.

[fluffypuppy1000]

haha!

[logansGT]

I already knew that that there's no f 'ing "i" in steam, damn it!!

[wrhysg61]

@ least we stumbled into the playoffsT

[blingbling65943]

I've been going to AA for 6 months, and now I feel like a quitter.

[umahuma4]

I think that guy needs to retire.

[ratchet1215]

Awkwardly GROPED?

[Demonmack0]

@ratchet1215

I think so.

[caelumarisen]

MARCUS, THERE IS NO "I" IN STEAM

[MartyMcSuperfly79]

If the packers woulda went all the way this season they woulda just laid down and had their asses handed to em by the Saints. Who Dat!!!

[edbn24]

these fukn packers are goin all the way next season, they wulda went all the way this season if it wasnt for the cheap ass refs at the cardinals game!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dylanthedest]

sausage race fixing? haha

[AtomicKillingCrew]

GO Vikings but packs are ok 2

[Nicholasmegalis]

Hahaha

[NewMadrid01]

Whoo!!! GO PACK GO!!!!

[tubatano]

neenah high school ftw

[CassieKay215]

Go Pack Go!

[BOSSCITYDJS]

u guys are crazy man lol bossdogg ent 4 life