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  • Shit I'm from Tijuana

  • 349 people are from scientology..

    

  • Xenu Princess Warrior!

  • I clicked on this so I could see how many assholes commented that this was 101 seconds.

  • 101 seconds

  • @xSuperiorManx i don't like your kind of censorship and i support @wwwtotalitaerde

  • @ZeitgeistExplorateur "My" kind of censorship? What exactly am I censoring? I'm providing the actual reasons behind this other morons lies and slander. Look for my older comment further down and check via Google before you jump to conclusions. Pointing out actual crimes of any country is a good thing - making up stuff to promote some shitty homepage for no other reason than ego boosting is not acceptable. I'm always surprised to see people fall for his obvious nonsense.

  • I still don't know what scientology is.

    Just wanted to say god sucks, no one should live under the fear of an imaginary faggot who died for no good reason.

  • @ccaian1 I think you shouldstop sucking the cock of a monkey while watching pokemon

  • @MugiwaraNoGintoki

    What you said wasn't funny or made sense in anyway. But you really are sucking the cock of jesus.

    Wake up, he is a bad fairytale character that retards believe in.

  • @ccaian1 your reply just proves what i said before

  • @ccaian1 Albert Einstein wasn't a retard and he believed in him, as do I. There are many people who are a lot smarter than you that believe in it too, classifying it as an intelligent thing is stupid. It is a faith thing for your information, dumbass.

  • @arteixinc '

    I wasn't literally saying that people who believed in him were retarded asshole.

    My mom believes in god but I'm assuming she's not a retard, considering how I'm typing on a computer in my own room right now.

    Okay lets ignore how god is illogical for now, but just the concept of following a man in the sky, oh wait, WORSHIP a man in the sky. Its like a cult, the list of what you can or can't do, and that you'll go to "hell". Its just wrong, everyone deserves freedom.

  • @arteixinc sorry for budging in on your conversation with ccaian1 but i just had to point out that Albert Einstein did not believe in a typical "god". His "god" was the universe in itself and all the events and such that led to his own being. It is a misconception that he is sometimes cited as being religious in a typical manner when he was pretty much atheist.

  • @MrOreoluva Yeah, I was wrong about that noticed it a couple days later when I seen a video that brought him up.

    My point being is don't judge people for their beliefs, even the smartest people in the world can believe in a God figure.

  • emeter lie detector same thing

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  • @wwwtotalitaerde Please excuse his mental illness. Martin Bott is suffering from a psychosis that makes him believe the government is after him, controlling minds everywhere etc. >_> His allegedly murdered brother even went to court against him because he didn’t want him to use his name for that nonsense. Now he sticks to defaming my country in Youtube videos. He’s a madman, nothing else.

  • @TR1XAREFOEK1DS What he is saying is true. Do you know anything about Scientology.

  • @Willsuitt1 @pattrickinc If I didn't why would i say anything. I am not a scientologist but I have a couple good friends who are, and have met others. and from my own experience and my research on both sides (what scientologists say, and what people who are not scientologists say about scientology) I can say that it is a group of people who try to better themselves, the people around them, and this planet. and if its a scam its no bigger a scam then the catholic church

  • @Willsuitt1 which i dont agree with because obviously all the people who work there have to eat am i right? and about this alien stuff, where is this guy getting these "facts" from? is he a high level scientologist? wikipedia? anyone can edit that, and anyone can make up things about the confidential levels of scientology and make them seem real because they are confidential and they dont know what it actually is. just because the founder was a science fiction writer does not mean scientology is

  • @Willsuitt1 science fiction. but even IF it was true, the aliens and what not, call me weird, but how much more crazy is believing in aliens then believing there is a divine being living in the clouds watching over us at all times, and the concept of heaven and hell, i mean is aliens so much more wacky? Im just saying don't bash scientology for one specific belief, there is a lot more too it then that, and one of the coolest things when i learned about

  • @Willsuitt1 scientology was that you can be a part of it as much as you want or as little as you want, as long as its good for YOU because the goal is too help you be a better person, and my friends are some of the best people on this planet, i could only hope to be a fraction of what they are. theres your lesson kids.

  • Guys this is so fucking biased please dont be ignorant and just believe everything this man is saying.

  • @TR1XAREFORK1DS You a scientologist? :P

  • @TR1XAREFORK1DS Everything he says is true, don't be ignorant of the facts, Scientology is nothing more than a self-help book that got taken too seriously, it is one of the biggest scams of the modern age...

  • I call fakes, it's 101 seconds! >:o

  • Mr.Gray shoud wear anon masks;)

  • Sounds like this guy recorded this with a vagina.

  • It's funny. I feel alone. No one understand what I'm trying to say when I say "Religions don't exist." Do you people really think theres a mystical being watching over you? Think about it. Jesus Christ may have been an actual person, but did he turn water into wine? (Or the other way around, I couldn't care less.) No, he didn't, because that's impossible. Just because a guy wrote all this shit down over 2000 years ago doesn't mean it's true. There is no god.

  • @ThatPlasticFork Oh there might or might not be (a) god/s, but I can assure you that religions do exist. Whether they are right or not in what they preach is an entierly different thing.

  • Life is short, do you think you know everything?One day when your life will end,(Imagine simply, such a day )you will have? many questions and fears .search path of truth and life, now when you have time .Be smart !Eternal life is found only in the Lord Jesus Christ, the Saviour of the world .You can start serching truth :,,A DYING MANS LAST WORDS, A MESSAGE FROM GOD ,,or ,,Saint Faustina 1 of 6 on you tube A Muslim's Conversion to Christianity - Part 2 .etc please search !!!

  • @kongo4527 I dunno what fucking point he's trying to get across. All religions are bullshit and dangerous and now athiests are trying to force their shit on society just like all religions do. Fucking sad bullshit since I am atheist and want no part of forcing my beliefs on anyone other than youtube imbeciles who respond to videos like this . ;)

  • holy shit can't hear shit

  • step up to the microphone.

  • CUNT.

  • Nice Oprah...

  • Use a better microphone on your recording. I can't understand what you are saying.

  • @AlpineJones0 It might be a combination between your speakers and his mic, or just your speakers. Because I have no trouble whatsoever understanding him

  • @AlpineJones0 i can understand it. 

  • my mind has been raped

  • @fuckmania07 Sorry I would love to burn in hell for you but...uhhh I dont belive in hell, sooo yea sorry.

  • 101 seconds.

    title should state that too..

    sounds proper anyways

    giving the 101 on the subject..

  • @8Zeitgeist Youtube skips the second last second these days for some reason, (check it out, it goes 1:39 then 1:41) so it is 100 seconds.

  • @seosamhoc ya i guess so,

  • The humming is a subliminal message.

  • @TheNightmareSequence and what is it saying?

  • "people that fight on the internet are like retarded people, even if they win...the're still retarded."

  • @HeismyNeighbor That's not quite accurate. The saying goes, "Fighting on the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded."

    See how it doesn't give away the punchline right away? It's more funny that way.

  • SPEAK UUUUUUUP!!!!!!!! Exactly what part of Scientology is a religion? TAX MILLION DOLLER CHURCHES

  • For the ULTIMATE TRUTH go to TruthContest(dot)com and open the Present (universal truth).

  • @fuckmania07 Who'd have thought that a guy named "fuckmania07" would post comments like this? NOT ME!

  • 101 seconds is CRAZY

  • Recently, I met an old christian man with good faith and he told me: "Whoever doesn't believe in god, doesn't have a soul and will turn to mud when they die"...

    I'm not really religious, but aside from the coercion he forced on me, I think it's ok for him to hold such a belief. Religion isn't the most logical thing after all.

    Scientology may not be the most sane religious practice, so is religious beliefs. If it doesn't intrude your life, better leave it be. Peace, people.

  • No one noticed the subtle Johnny Cash reference at 1:26? Son, I am disappoint.

  • Least Anonymous is doing something thats actually important, besides the  4Chan forums lol.

  • how people can believe in Scientology is beyond me

  • god doesn't exist.

  • @TheWaterMelum she does exist

  • repent!

  • If only we could find more anti mormon sentinment

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  • @butler234 no what i mean is... people are going to believe in something traditional as in a religion like there parents and the ancestors before them. I think religion is stupid too but..... Lets say if there was an old tradition thats over a thousands years old that once a year you get shit on by a cow and you will have a years worth of good luck. people would do it.(This symbolizes religion) Then some guy randomly says that you will get good luck if drink horse semen.(Scientology)

  • Scientology in one word....... Stupidity.

  • Scientology is a sect

  • FUCK ALL THE BULL SHYT THE FUCKINGEVIL BITCHES PUT OUT HERE!

    i HATE WAKING UP IN THIS FUCKING MATRIX!!!!!!

    KNOWLEDGE IS FREE

    WE ARE ANONYMOUS WE ARE LEGION WE DO NOTFORGIVE WE DO NOT FORGET

    EXPECT US!

  • @SuperRockit22 Hmmm...Did someone tell you that you're okay, and that you don't need your medicine? Take your pills, man...take your pills.

  • All fine, but anonymous are nothing but 4chan trolls.

  • holy shit there's a snow button!

  • @LiLTthatsme NOPE! CHUCK TESTA

  • @LiLTthatsme Aww, not any more.. It was fun while it lasted, though!

  • @hempev Yes ik it was amazing!

  • @LiLTthatsme Is it that hard to type "I know"? Do you have to type "IK" instead and save .447 seconds of your life?

  • @Ultranothing seeing how many times comment i'd say u have no life....and >>IK<< what im talkin bout

  • @LiLTthatsme No, "Li'l T," (that's you), I have what is known as a "white-collar" job, and in that effort I find myself in front of a computer for a good portion of my day. "Li'l T" may sling fries at the golden arches with Olajuwon, Taheesha, and Miguel and have to wait until he gets back to his low-rent apartment to log-in to Walmart Connect on his Gateway Pentium 4.

  • @LiLTthatsme holy shit this comment is outdated!

  • @zakyzeek holy shit its captain fucking obvious

  • @LiLTthatsme holy shit, so much rage!

  • @zakyzeek the only rage is in my bonar!

  • @LiLTthatsme rage is settling!

  • @zakyzeek what did he write?

  • @xxxDrDEWofCovtownxxx He wrote a book, science fiction, that didn't sell, so he changed a few things and made it Scientology (a religion in which quite a few people follow tbh)

  • @LiLTthatsme not any more

  • @LiLTthatsme wat?

  • in 100 seconds * video is 101 secondS long * WHAT SORCERY IS THIS ?

  • we all laugh about idiots that believes in this shit, the question is why dont we laugh at Christians , Muslims and Jews... that shit is equally fucked up .

  • @butler234 shut up, fucking bastard,

    you have no idea what religions like moslem are, but you say thats wrong,

    SHUT UP

  • @NBDarkmanElite97 Im sorry, u are quite right, ofc i meant Islam, and I'm deeply sorry for that. But I do think that its pathetic that someone can't understand that religion is just another way to control ppl.

  • @butler234 thank you!! "aborting babies is wrong" no, they want more christians running around,

    "thou shalt not kill" THEY DONT WANT US TO HAVE THE PLEASURE OF TAKING ANOTHER HUMAS LIFE!!!!

    (jk about the second part of course)

  • @butler234 people will think hes crazy. People will only believe in the traditional way. The way they were taught and raised to believe.

  • @B17shoota so u dont believe in God cuz u think he exist u believe in him cuz your parents did... ether u are 6 y old or u rly need to grow up man. BELIEVE IN WHAT YOU THINK IS RIGHT, oh and if u are dumb then keep quite about your believes

  • @butler234 are you fuckin retarded? you are making things up in your mind. I dont believe in god becuase of my OWN beliefs. My parents have nothing to do my beliefs. You need to learn to read or something because you are totally reading what i said wrong.

  • @B17shoota ... ". people are going to believe in something traditional" this is what u wrote u son of a motherless goat... just realize that u are believing in a fairy tale, and thats ok, although ppl will think that u are retarded.

  • @butler234 hey umm you stupid cunt. im talking about OTHER PEOLPE WHO PRACTICE RELIGION NOT MY SELF. YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND THAT IF DIDNT HAVE SAME FUCKIN IQ AS MY DICK.

  • @B17shoota damn u have a fucking smart dick man, to bad its smarten then yourself, now have a nice life and I hope God vwill bless your soul, im going to hell, thank God if I dont meat u there!

  • @butler234 I DONT FUCKIN BELEIVE IN GOD YOU STUPID CUNT. IVE SAID THIS LIIKE 3 TIMES. Other than your horrible grammer(who gives a shit its the internet) I think your stupid because of your inability to comprehend the english laungage. Your obviously not smart enough to get what i am saying. I understand because my philosophies are too much for a simple person. Its funny you think im making fun of athiesism when im making fun of religion and scientology. But maybe you think not? idk.

  • @B17shoota Oh my...Another "Your stupid and I can tell because of your grammer" guy.

    Okay, professor: "Grammar" is spelled with two A's. "I think YOU'RE stupid because of your inability..." "English" is a proper noun and should be capitalized. "...to get what i am saying"? What "I" am saying. "YOU'RE obviously not smart enough..." "Athiesism"? Atheism. "IDK"? The guy whose philosophies are "too much for a simple person," can't spell and uses text-speak like a little girl? Sure!

  • @Ultranothing fuck you cunt. I even said i dont give a shit about grammer. so .ha. you alrealdy sound like an idiot. My point was that some his sentences were hard to understand. Soooooooo. I mean if i said i didnt give a shit..... how the fuck am i one of those guys. LOL the funny part is that you are acting like one of them guys. hahhahahaha

  • @B17shoota "Fuck you cunt," "hey umm you stupid cunt," "I DONT FUCKIN BELEIVE IN GOD YOU STUPID CUNT." Such a diverse range of wittiness!

    You said to Butler234, "Other than your horrible grammer...I find you stupid because...," implying that you found him stupid mainly because of his "grammer."

    Then, when I pointed out the irony of your statement, you said, "My point was that some his sentences were hard to understand."

    I read all of Butler234's comments; they were no worse than yours.

  • @Ultranothing hahahh didnt read any of that i dont give a shit. go troll someone else

  • @B17shoota You read all of it. I know it, and you know it. You've just been left with nothing to say, and are trying to avoid the inevitability of looking like the idiot you truly are.

    With your thumbs in your ears, you sing, "Lalalala, I cannot hear you! Lalalala!"

    Just close your eyes and ignore the world, and it will all go away. You can still be the internet genius, B17! You can still believe that you are somehow the "chosen one"! Just keep living in that world of make-believe!

  • @Ultranothing lol stop writing me books that im not gonna read

  • @B17shoota Why does it not surprise me that you don't read books?

  • @Ultranothing because i lost my virginity:)

  • @B17shoota Ahh, I see! A good alternative to an educated mind!

  • @B17shoota And I should let you know, at this point of our exchange, that I am only picking at your sub-human intelligence because of your hilarious claim that your "philosophies are too much for a simple person."

    I was quite figuratively convulsing in maniacal laughter at the sight of this pompous. preposterous lie.

    Do you honestly believe that you are in some way special? That you enjoy a level of intelligence superior to that of most other people? I mean, come on!

  • @butler234 Hey, everybody! YOUTUBE RETARD FIGHT IN PROGRESS! Oh, look how they gnash and drool!

  • what?

  • It was actually 101 seconds. 101 seconds I'll never see again.

  • @mcdinkity No, what makes you laugh is Christians who think their nut-job religion is somehow less crazy.

  • obviously Scientology makes you mad , look what it did to tom cruise .

  • @luckyjamal u mad?

  • 101 seconds

  • @SCHWEINTOLOGY's comment translated to English:

    Who wants war, wins the war!

    Scientology has long been trying to undermine our Constitution for their neo-fascist ideology to build on our territory - which means a state of emergency.

    Therefore, the time has come this brain-washing plant to storm and destroy. Scientology Solte not underestimate us, because it does, it will go through a war erbarmunslosen she has ever had.

  • Ugh, I dont don't think I've watched 2 youtube videos back 2 back in the last hour without having to up and down the volume everytime, Though saying that i've never been arsed uploading a video to youtube so don't know dick. More Vodka.....

  • Speak up, we can't hear you. 

  • Science fiction writer just happens to stumble upon a religion predicated upon the idea of aliens and space ships that look like DC-10s .... nothing to see here, move along.

  • Hubbard was a brilliant man, and did quite a bit in his life. I'm not condoning Scientology, I just think his life was very interesting.

  • @skywize yeah fucking young boys in the ass must have been very interesting.

  • @shoshenkis I don't know, perhaps you can tell me. I was only referencing his accomplishments. His religion is ridiculous and destructive.

  • @skywize just rumors, I should'nt have made that comment. 

  • @shoshenkis I've made worse, and regretted them later, lol.

  • @skywize lol yeah, it's just that when you see this bunch of crooks, you so wanna bite :)

  • @shoshenkis No, you "shouldn't" have made that comment. See, the apostrophe takes the place of the "o" in the conjunctive form of "not"? Yeah...

    If you're going to use the apostrophe at all, at least understand how it's used - or don't even bother using it at all! Here's a small list for you.  Print it out and hang it high upon the mantle for future reference:

    Can't. Won't. Don't. Shouldn't. Didn't. Couldn't. Wouldn't. Mustn't.

  • @Ultranothing Bon tu te la ferme ta gueule ou quoi ? Je parle sûrement mieux anglais que toi le français, et tu es un idiot voilà ce que tu es, tu es plein de haine et probablement pas du tout heureux dans ta vie. Te défouler sur Youtube, c'est ton seul exutoire. Allez fais toi plaisir avec Google Translate maintenant, imbécile.

  • FUDGE 

  • 101 seconds, lying bastard

  • To convert a person:

    1) Use 2,000 volts

    2) If not enough, try 5.000 volts

    3) When smoke starts to come out, tell of strange aliens and Star Wars.

    4) Take the Money and Run!

    Welcome to Scientology

  • But the video is 101 seconds D:

  • how the hell did i get here....

  • MEANWHILE IN RELIGIOUS VIDEOS...

    *Big ass arguments*

  • Xenu.... Seriously?

    Why would anyone believe a drug addicted, bad science fiction writer? Seriously. It's as stupid as pulling a religion out of a hat.

    Yes... that was a shot at Mormons.

  • scientologies what!!!

  • boring

  • Scientology is more believable then Christianity these days, every is so hypocrisy sad world we live in.

  • The fuck type of aspect ratio are you using?

  • Oddly enough, while most of these religious vids have some die-hards defending their beliefs, scientology seems to have little support.

  • Zis is ghey

  • @michaeloflaherty Your grammar is full of bullshit.

  • @michaeloflaherty careful bro, keep ur opinions 2 urself they hurt people, who's lives revolve around their belief. Just like i wud say atheiests are empty filler people you just see pass by everywhere. a.k.a: bunch of souless nobodys

  • @IronFabianSteel I will never keep My Realistic Voice of Reason To MYSELF!!! ok now go bur down a church! :)

  • @michaeloflaherty well said

  • @michaeloflaherty Thank you - you are the voice of reason. I'll never understand why so many people believe in God. Seriously, what the hell is up with the human race?

  • @michaeloflaherty not dudeism. but apart from that, yeah.

  • Arguing on the internet about who's right about the as of yet unanswered question of how/why we're here makes you a douchebag.

  • @JoyStainProductions well said about the arguing this is YouTube so get use to it, furthermore All Religions are a Forcefield of propaganda, lies and Elephant/Bull SHIT!!!! so why hasn't religion got the title for Entertainment Purposes Only because Religion is a Fucking Sick Joke/Prank untill you wakeup that followers of religions are drones who can't think for themselves! 2012 is a fucking hoax too I will see you still alive in 2013 :D

  • @michaeloflaherty Well done for conforming to the douchbaggery, son.

  • so the people who hacked Playstation Network had to do with Scientology? Hmmmm

  • He moved away from the mic to breath**

  • Crappy audio, but funny and pretty true. Stay away from Scientology, if you value your money and your mind.

  • Hail Xenu!!

  • The e meter is able to read your bank account

  • And that\s how cat's came to be.

  • if you like scientology or believe in it you are a fucking moron cause what he just said is exactly how it was started. some crazy fucker thought of some crazy story and a bunch of dumb-fucks believed it. i have spoken.

  • @CuresForCurses isnt that what ALL religions are? xD

  • From what I keep hearing this religion was made by one man and I highly suggest wariness when one man creates a religion. I only seriously consider the philosophical foundations of religions that claim some form of divinity. Scientology simply claims there are bad things and they must be purged.

  • They completely skipped the most important part of Scientologies inception: Aleister Crowley amd the O.T.O...Do people still not know about this historical fact?

  • @LiberLotus LRH used bits of theology/philosophy from many different ideologies, of which Aleister Crowley and Satanism is only one.

  • @NCgirlinCR Thats a misleading perspective in that Hubbard was actually IN the OTO as one of its higher members. Crowly's philosophy was not 'one of the many' it was the central. It could only be fair to say that Occultism is typified by comparative religious study. The psychology of Thelema and the OTO fed directly into Scientology. Also, Aleister Crowley was no more a Satanist than Carl Jung was a Christian...

  • @LiberLotus Um...sorry, but considering that Aleister Crowley wrote the Satanic "Bible", and that he is the father of moder