Got me thinking...why do women wear perfume that smells like flowers and such? If they put something that smelled like a perfectly cooked steak behind their ears they wouldn't be able to keep the guys off of them.
@ChipArgyle well thats the point. girls buy perfume b,c they think it smells good they dont care if guys like it. then they make us buy cologne that they think smells good. girls can get dick all day as long as they dont smell like fish. so yup us guys just get no say in the matter lol
Poetic pits ahahahahah
pedrofts 1 month ago
damn pretty original and funny to i liked this guy!
bobwatters 1 month ago
a powerful act from a man with a powerful odor.
well done, ahahahah....
i never stink, i can use deod or not, doesnt matter much. i guess im lucky...
bahahah what would hippies know of smelling good? XD thats like going to a stripper to not smell like bubblegum and sadness....
LordCorinth 1 month ago
Bruschetta isn't so bad.
Got me thinking...why do women wear perfume that smells like flowers and such? If they put something that smelled like a perfectly cooked steak behind their ears they wouldn't be able to keep the guys off of them.
ChipArgyle 1 month ago in playlist FARTS etc.
@ChipArgyle
they want to smell fresh, not get eaten more than they already do... ;p
LordCorinth 1 month ago
@ChipArgyle well thats the point. girls buy perfume b,c they think it smells good they dont care if guys like it. then they make us buy cologne that they think smells good. girls can get dick all day as long as they dont smell like fish. so yup us guys just get no say in the matter lol
bobwatters 1 month ago
So true. I've had those Thai Crystals before and they don't work at all!
Spottedear 1 month ago
First joke I hear about organic products
fragman123xx 1 month ago 9
lol, those are real products too and yes, they are pretty damn useless, especially for men!
The secret is: the best natural deodorants are actually sold to women :)
utubesqueeze 1 month ago 11
@utubesqueeze very good advice. the opposite is true of athletic wear, though-- my gf always steals my stuff for even mild activities like yoga
canadaguy666 4 weeks ago
ahahahahha funny guy!!
casketXcreep 1 month ago
Rofl love it
brendanrhys 1 month ago
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ziadesa 1 month ago in playlist FARTS etc.