Crime Cops

[diggizip]

2:55 All day erry day

[mento6]

zoomify!

[es696]

ahahahahahahah

[yojoe117]

do all the big youtube channel people know eachother?

[confusedkid6]

hahaha this is just like the lazer collection with Randal Octogonapus

[AnubisBanks]

lmao that was awesome! that guy should be in movies...i would love to see that

[RazielFallenAngel]

2:26 Song name?

[FireatWill35]

Applying glissando technique to my keyboard right qwertyuiop[]

[cwoestenburg]

Beck is a keyboard WIZARD! He glides over that thing with the precision of a thousand virgins.

[DigitalAbsolem]

This is more realistic than CSI...

[Ramwhad]

Over a year later and I'm watching this again, also did anyone else notice Kassem's mustache changing?

[Raktunt]

Kassem!

This is funny as hell

you´re oter shit i just fun

Do more of this shit!

[Rawc90]

fucking awesome

[EmOtiiONL3ss]

This trailer was amazing, whens the movie coming out?

[pgp0416]

u would make a better criminal

[bdimag]

ENHANCE

[bluewhale18]

I love the way they take the mick out of every crime drama

[Spade4521]

3 geeks, 1 other guy

That video was awesome!!

[65CorvetteStingray]

LOL Daniel-Day Lewis was in this sketch. What a classy guy, staying out of the camera.

[Qauzzimodo]

Reminds me of the "super" computers CSI have!!!

[p0rsch997]

KassemG for president ...

[SirLagAlot109622]

this is exactly what i get out of things when i watch shows like CSI and NCIS

[slizrs2]

KassemG, you are DEVIL!!!! :D

[Maggielovesummer]

you guys should seriously make more videos like this one :)

[vetselm]

This is what Reddit means with enhance xD

[nooobie1]

IMPOSSSSIBRUU

[MrDotaLife]

If i would be 1 of that 2 gays, i would play WOW every fucking day.

I wanna type like them =S

[DILLINGERVIDEOS]

hahahaha this is so awesome!!!

[shawnamaddy]

lmfao so hard.

[Tenchcnet]

Seems legit.

[bullethead2202]

Its Kyle!

[WlNDMlLL]

@bullethead2202 O RLY OHJIUOauipfbngb njwrgahwegio

[bullethead2202]

@WlNDMlLL Yes.

[skept214]

lol apply transcode: 99BIGPIMP'N

[Oh6Hell6No6]

i cant believe that someone could make a video like that,where did ideas come from for this omg...

[Fredricbl]

@Oh6Hell6No6 By watching CSI

[m0sas]

beck is just a booger brained bonzo.

[The6jkl1]

lmfao they kiss at 2:56

[DutchFudge300]

I dont care how serious he acts, KassemG will always be the best nerd I know

[leichb1]

Kassem at his best

[Adammx33]

a detective who solves crimes in his spare time

[franktaveras]

great job!!

[emann43]

KYLE MOONEY!

[lukers66]

Awesome production quality!

[preparationH3]

Where'd you get that skunkunkunk?

[chesterchow1]

I hate when I see scenes like this on tv

[skuterixas91]

Blade Runner anyone ?

[Ibeatyou23]

guys from GoodNeighbourStuff?

[ItachiUchiha0609]

KassemG is by far the funniest person youtube

[GriinDCA]

the fk did i just watch?

[SeaAura]

gay kiss wtf o.o

[SlakjeJasper]

This is so CSI

[MyNameIsSteveYesitis]

where can i get this program?

[BeyondBirthdayIsMine]

I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry, so my body decided to do both. my brother is now looking at me and probably thinking 'What the flying fuck.'

[XwatcheroftubeX]

Omg, i pissed my pants when they kissed each other!

[lol392]

@XwatcheroftubeX FAVOURITE PART

[PulpFikshin]

Good with the keyboard

[chunkymilk]

How many screens do they need?

[AGamersOpinion]

id totally watch that if it were a show

[Maryyeung12894]

kyle!!!!!!!!!

[kylebossify]

@Maryyeung12894 what?

[1shunt]

"you guys fuck this up your're gonna have to suck geek squads dick just to get another job",LMFAO!!!!!

[MyselfDieElenden]

Blade Runner pictures, awesome!

[cubsbeliever]

that kiss was so gross

[Calinn86]

catch Keyzer Soze and i'll be impressed...

[rachrach35]

ZOOMIFY.

[JasmineNacole1]

lol whats up with the keyboard typing??!! XD

[NaBaSha99]

they type like pros

[oldemormi]

dickwad below

[Manishh95]

what the fuck was with the kiss, unnecessary.

[FFXIWarriorqueen1]

@Manishh95 Homophobe. 95? That means you're...15 or 16...a fucking child. No wonder. get off the internet until you're in your 20s and grown up mentally and mature. Videos will do random gay things to be funny, because it's so random and unexpected. it's not like they started butt fucking.

[Manishh95]

@FFXIWarriorqueen1 you have to relax.

[FFXIWarriorqueen1]

@Manishh95 Sorry, I just hate children and teenagers these days. :) What's sad is that I'm only 22, 23 later this year, and none of me or my friends acted that way during teen years...it's sad what's becoming of the young generation. So judgmental.

[sk8r1982]

@FFXIWarriorqueen1 OH STOP! All of the people I know that are now in their 20's were the most pretentious, stuck-up pieces of crap that I have ever seen. They all judge people. The "young" generation is only 5-6 years younger than you. It's the same generation! Stop acting like you are perfect. We all judge.

[FFXIWarriorqueen1]

@sk8r1982 Then I guess the parents are getting worse. Yes they aren't that much younger than me but when I go into a mall and see high school children being loud as hell, whooping animal noises, being obnoxious, and then i think of my friends and I at that age, and we did NONE of that? Either bad parents or just immaturity. 99% of high school children do that shit in public. That, and PDA is becoming frequent too. So they're getting more immature and hornier...great.

[NinjaRaider2]

@FFXIWarriorqueen1 You're 22, you don't get to complain about how annoying teenagers are. And don't tell me that teenagers in 2007 were all quiet and respectful, nothing has changed since then. Also, "99% of high school children do that shit in public."? That's just bullshit.

[FFXIWarriorqueen1]

@NinjaRaider2 Perhaps not around your area, they're not. But around mine, they are. PDA, cursing, screaming, screeching, animal heathens......alright what about this, spanky? What about teens that are terrible, and are in their early-mid 20s now, (yes I grew up with them) and they are STILL acting like children? What have you got to say about that? I definitely have a right to complain about adults acting like 5 year olds..

[NinjaRaider2]

@FFXIWarriorqueen1 Oh good, you ARE aware that teenagers aren't the only age group that can be annoying and obnoxious. Actually, most of the annoying obnoxious people I encounter are in their early 20s. Also, "animal heathens", what?

[spartnstarcraft2]

wtf is this, funny as hell but im so lost

[PneumonicFungus]

@spartnstarcraft2

They're making fun of shows like CSI that use ridiculous and impossible ways to track people down.

[TheElitedragon99]

high tech epicness

[NinniNkip777]

fuck yeah this was b.a.

[RickysAlwaysG]

I love pressing adkjshfajdgfalkjdhf to do amazing things on my computer too!

[sedin00]

365 days later. :D 

[Lejicals]

BIG PIMPIN

[MaxInRealLife]

Amateurs, obviously an ecto-scan reticufly zoomidifier would have eliminated the need to execute a vector graph or zoomify.

[doffe9999]

it's like watching a CSI episode!

[tiger8894]

Execute a Vector Graph .

[REEV4]

I watch this and I remember that CSI bs where they enlarge and enchance any photo. So retartded.

[skating1611]

oh sheet it kyle

[ImBoyCryWolf]

I recognise that music at the start of the credits from The World Ends With You, the DS game.

It's called Detonation.

watch?v=FbtgRrLAvQg

[steezy4jeremy]

zoomify...



[OfficialDBO]

that was fucking amazing. kassem you the man

[IlI63BRAVOIIl]

Do you want to watch a movie with me and put your hand down the front of my pants?

[fabsywabsy]

zoomify

[slyguy441]

in the credits it said racists were incharge of costumes and wardrobe department lol

[TheZOMGKetteh]

If only we had the technology.... like seriously people, HOW CAN WE PUT A MOUSTACHE ON PEOPLE!!!

[Kidz24]

Police Cops

[503JDMwarrior]

Haha. Funny shit!

[sircambam]

zoomify

[ThaOneChrisJONES]

You wanna have your mind blown ? ( I'm talkin to anyone reading this in general ) I knew they were gonna enhance and zoomify on the truck BEFORE actually watching this video..... Yeah, I roll like that.

[jazzjackblackskull]

My eyes didn't leave kassem''s tache for the whole video

[Aleksa809]

hahah same as the original shows :D

[TsvetomirGrozdev]

KasemG looks 40 ! :D

[2GreenBlue]

ZOOMIFY!

[Xan3mOb]

LMFAO!!!!! xDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!

[DTFdowntofilm]

was the kiss necessary??

[MrMozskeeto]

Rotate...de-rotate..haha nice frizby

[FallenArtsClan]

looool zoomify

[BKInbound]

KYLE!

[thehoodatron]

Rotate....de-rotate.

[konohahurricane07]

wtf

[BooGiMayn71]

your humor has potential but isnt really good... thats why you dont have your own tv show. get better writers ;)

[XmazzX]

@BooGiMayn71 This beats alot of what i've seen on tv

[zeddaemon]

@BooGiMayn71 Oh my god. Simon Cowell, what the hell are you doing online?

[BuckFanks]

You're gonna have to suck a dick of the geek squad just to get another job lol hilarious.

[dlee7890]

This is just like a scene form Red Dwarf, lol

[TheSimonTLendore]

Booger in his nose @0:43

[swedesam]

oh so BladeRunner!.....old school style with helpers

[MiloMatrataMusic]

hahaha Kassem is an intellect, he is a true comedian , a true entertainer.

[adster321]

can't believe I missed the video, I was trying to run transcode 99 big pippin and by the time i was done the video had ended, have to watch it again now

[LastManStanding128]

Aaaannnnnnd... Subscribe.

[Awfullybigadventure0]

Awesome.

[ThesilentFB]

KYLE!



[anubhavrb]

if they had utilised the ULTIMATE awesomeify find-outer algorithm, they wouldn't have needed to do all that...

[JCRPRODUCTIONS16]

Perfect

[PneumonicFungus]

I love how I was able to search "KassemG Zoomify" and get this video.

[mscattergoodnw]

And yet, if it had been two women kissing, you probably would have thought "Woot! Hawt!". Chill out or GTFO. So MrSwedish had it right.. insecure little boys are grossed out by two guys kissing. Not many others.

[ImJaffaah]

Did you have trouble controlling your lazy eye during this Kassem?

[YourTubeVideoss]

Love It !! also LMAO

[chloe58857]

too funny!!

[Alex47268]

Would be good if there wasn't that gay kiss. Threw up in my mouth a little. Other Then that it was great

[MrSwedishJesterhead]

@Alex47268 Are you like 10 years old?

[GoAfif]

@MrSwedishJesterhead Even I said "ew gross, what the fuck..?"

[MrSwedishJesterhead]

@GoAfif And who are you? A 14 year old who is so insecure about his sexuallity that he has to tell the world that he thinks two guys kissing is gross?

[GoAfif]

@MrSwedishJesterhead 17 year old - not insecure, I found it disgusting and extremely uncalled for.

[olpoziVids]

@MrSwedishJesterhead

i thinks it's kinda gross to :(

[MrSwedishJesterhead]

@olpoziVids Why?

[olpoziVids]

@MrSwedishJesterhead

i don't know the human is made to love womens thats why whe have dicks and pussys

[MrSwedishJesterhead]

@olpoziVids And you know this how? If you tell me "god made it so" I understand your ignorance, no sane person believes in god.

[olpoziVids]

@MrSwedishJesterhead

dude chill out just becose some in my religion is hating on gays doesn't mean we all hate gays

besides gays are as disrespectfull to us couse there aren't any gay that believe in god but there is god belivers that have nothing against gays

[xPvtStashx]

@MrSwedishJesterhead Wow. I can see your ignorance. "no sane person believes in god"? Are you serious? Honestly any christian who hates gays and thinks God hates gays to is not a true christian. He is only disappointed in them but still loves them. The people you were talking to were just childish who dislike the video for one scene. I honestly laughed and thumbs up the video, but I guess I'm not "sane" because I believe in God. I pity you.

[MrSwedishJesterhead]

@xPvtStashx No I pity YOU. You´re so weak you need a pretend friend to hold your hand. To promise you that if you live a good life you will go to heaven. A person to tell you how to live your life. "He is only disappointed in them but still loves them", why? Please tell me why. Only insane people have pretend friends at an adult age, people how say they hear voices inside their head (I assume you have heard god talking to you) and those people often wears white coatsAndHavePeopleTakingCareOf­Them

[xPvtStashx]

@MrSwedishJesterhead No he doesn't dictate on how to live your life, No I don't hear voices. He is there to help hurt souls, such as yourself, to find a better place in life. You can consider him to be a "pretend-friend" if it helps you put an image to him. But in all actuality he is not "pretend" seeing as millions of people believe in his existence. I hope one day you figure things out but until then I obviously can't help you. You have too much built up anger to have a logical conversation.

[MrSwedishJesterhead]

@xPvtStashx Here is some logic for you: Millions of people has also heard of Mario, does that make Mario real? No he is a fictional character just like god. So god is going to help me? Isnt that like saying a unicorn is going to take me with it to rainbow land? I used to belive in santa, then I turned 5. Time to grow up.

[xPvtStashx]

@MrSwedishJesterhead No one believes in Mario thinking he's going to take them to Mushroom Kingdom. Just because you've heard of someone doesn't make them real. God on the other hand takes a little thing called faith to believe in Him. And He isn't a fictional character. Your analogies of how God is supposed to be a unicorn makes me believe you are still 5. Stop showing off your ignorance please.

[MrSwedishJesterhead]

@xPvtStashx "Just because you've heard of someone doesn't make them real."

This

[xPvtStashx]

@MrSwedishJesterhead I can take things you say out of context too.

"a unicorn is going to take me with it to rainbow land"

Yeah don't be foolish

[wookiedestroyer101]

This video is fucking brilliant!

[TheQwertyVide0s]

2:56 SUPER EPIC!!!

[JeDaaRe1]

After this movie Kassem sucked them.

[idonthaveanyname5]

apply jazzgorhythm 

[JonneyeTV]

Where's the love button at?

[JonneyeTV]

I love this

[neudales]

CSI 2078



[crazystrongtower]

fucking brilliant

[Sigma175]

can you pull up con puh berbabah algorithm and just apply it to the horizontal pixels?

[Sigma175]

zoomify. more.

[TheZarifShow]

the fuck?

[bittersweetkark]

hey kassem you cool sexy in this one.

[dancinginthedark01]

Beck is so hot.

[maddman1000]

good neighbour + Kassemg = EPIC WIN

[YounoobPwner123]

keep pressing 7 to keep waiting

[daggertoungeomega]

I can get peace without guns bombs pepper spray jails prisons oppression etc.

[daggertoungeomega]

opportunities for those who have been displaced from profiting off nasty stuff will arise. they will spread the gospel through music they will advertise change and they will be creative. I dont have nothing against good guys but i will defend my self against any negative feelings coming my way. how nice would a world without violence be can i get an amen friends this will not only affect ny it will sweep the nation, let operation white flag white t spread across america.

[daggertoungeomega]

Im going to do this city a good service im not going to go around targeting innocent folk while letting the bad guys get away with stuff it makes no sense. Makes me wonder where the hearts of men are at when facing criminals. So this time guliani and bratton are not taking credit for this one murders are going to drop even more robberies are going to drop and rapes are going to drop very dramatically. i really want a safe city and i dont need to be mean about it. at the same time.

[AboutMeFamous]

KassemG = CSI

[AboutMeFamous]

I LOVE THIS ... its so serious !! lmao

[YounoobPwner123]

2:57 gay kiss

[YounoobPwner123]

0:57 gay kiss

[piroman665]

haha



[idonthaveanyname5]

execute a vector graph

[ahmadaz96001]

wahahahaahaha

[DanToretto1]

It's going to be a scary world when one day cameras take photos with enough pixels in them for something like this to be possible.

Jazzgorithm!