Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show - Costume Party

[UkeaOP]

What did I just witness? And where can I see more?

[L33Br34k]

is that dude from the mike diva clips?

[bestiablue]

Oh this show just lights me up in all the right ways! ^-^

[kerkie]

Wallace Langham is a good sport, that's all I can say

[altriego1]

This sucks, 30 seconds of commercials, might as well watch tv



[Rick951]

This taste great, sadly for having no seasoning of the third.

[chetopuffs]

I fail to see why this was not allowed to be played outside of the US. Just another Sony fail

[shippem]

I liked the original theme music

[Kitsune1216]

How hard was it to come up with names that can be hilariously mispronounced and sound like something totally inappropriate and/or disgusting?

[net200910]

Like a traffic accident. I can't stop watching it.

[Trivel64]

best end music so far. :)

i love seeing the guest's reaction to the green stuffed animal in the beginning. :D

[kenpoben]

can i acrually get a unicow plushy?

[AvaCollier]

Tan Tan Tanuki no kintama wa,

Kaze mo nai no ni,

Bura bura

The Tan- Tan- Tanuki's testicles are,

Despite there being no wind blowing,

Swaying, swaying, swaying

[gnomegnapperichi]

i love that hodges from CSI is on here!

[PKNproductions]

omg kiko is so hot

[Coffingirl999]

I like how Rick Pope dressed up as Unicow. lol

[DrownRTardBabies]

Omg.. Funny as hell.

[FLUFFYNOTFAT]

pom poko!!!

[MCmuuffin]

booyah.

cownicorn is back.

[Emmaleelovesss]

What the fuck...that was AMAZING. I loved Kiko's costume. Do want!

[FandubsRus]

Ive loved this show even more ever since they added the glass breaking affect when she drops the giant head. x3

[venjunse]

tanuki is from super mario brothers 3 for regular nintendo actually DUHHHHHHHH learn your history. gaming history ^_^

[loki210]

actually it's a Japanese mythological raccoon-creature that had giant balls that it could stretch however long it wanted and do stuff with. No joke.

[Chibiicap]

it's not a mythical creature it's real, there are real tanuki in japan.

[amishqueen]

YAY FOR CULTURAL REFERENCE!

Lulz, Tanuki-chama has the comically swollen gentitals 8D

[utenatenjo80]

If you've seen the anime movie Pom Pocko, all the raccoons in the movie has gi-normous genitals. LOL

[LeGazMonster]

It's actually Pom Poko.

[emOsaURus43]

I love you soooo much Kiko <3

[aieeshah]

IS THAT THE GUY FROM CSI ?

[Zugzugul]

Yeah! That's Wallace Langham! He plays Hodges!!!!!! :D:D:D I love him!

[churchboyandcompany]

! lick poop is unicow and unicow is lick poop! kawaii!

[ragglefraggle821]

Love unicow trying to punch cownicorn's ghost

[Numbuh128]

XD Was that Tanuki thing a Ponpoko reference, perhaps?

Oh Gorgeous Tiny--always delivering pure Engrish randomness without fail. I'll never get tired of it!

[patricksk1123]

lol everything in that rooms illegal

[Pieishman]

TANUKI HAS BIG BALLS

[justapathy]

its a tanuki!

[Animepunk1]

WHOS GOT BIG BALLS

[Mouuser]

rofl "remember you can do anything! if your'e a ghost!"

[omaluu]

lol the tanuki is meant to be known for his huge balls

[winterguy1]

wow, what about as random as it gets ahhahahaa

wtf am i supposed to be? haha

[MiguelCC51]

that was fuktup, but in a good way!

[CSpot]

He's alive!!

[HonoluluThighThigh]

LOL canadian drugs xD

[ivenousername]

I <3 PANDAS

[CSpot]

What a great costume, a Customs worker! Brilliant!

[Krisando]

Haha 2pac

[r0bott360]

Kiko is beautiful.

[CSpot]

this is panda-monium!

[CanadianPride8]

Kim is genius.

[CSpot]

Im loving the Gorgeous Tiny Gangster Rap!

[SilentCricket]

たぬきの金玉は

風もないのにぶらぶら

fucking.genius.rhyme.

damnit Kiko why are you so hot? =(

[CaptainTips]

hahahaha its that guy from CSI :D

[chiazmatic]

Where can I download that killer rap? This show never fails to dissapoint.

[Njoydancing]

That is the first time I have ever seen a SEXY CLOWN! And what is KIKO disguise?

[CSpot]

oh yes, sexy clowns are quite common!

[quarky2001]

Squeeze Pimples looks a lot like "Hodges" from CSI

[coumn]

funny

[melovebirds]

kiko seems to like lick poop xD

[CSpot]

I would shoot myself if my last name was "pimple"

[Syoran]

ok this ep scared me abit xD

But i ahve to admit Kiko Looked ADorable :D

[GreenElixir]

Yay, Its Hodges from CSI, he rules.

Love this show, so funny.

Panda is so cute ^-^ Giant swinging balls, ROFL!

[chaosX16]

Kiko <3

[WhatTheBrittany]

Hilarious. Keep Lick poop, he is so great!

And that was Tupac, yes?

[Xaxton2]

I just watched it at an airport, I'm still there right now.

[coumn]

OMG

[CSpot]

MOVING ON!! sooo how bout them dodgers??

[SurleyBlaine]

Actually, Kim Evey (Kiko) created Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show. I've seen her other shows here and on T.V. She seems to be an intelligent, centered, humorous woman. She also happens to be very beautiful by any racial standards.

So if it was her idea, what does that make her? Also, since her husband Greg Benson is caucasian does that make him an "asianphile"?

[tarogun24]

TUPAC!!! lol

[slingblad44]

Illegal Canadian Steroids... WTF.

[CSpot]

we all know you use them... its ok, this is a safe place to be honest.

[slingblad44]

Oh Darn it you caught me.

[CSpot]

The score is 1-0, Nanjagana is in the lead

[satyr72]

ok the very end was just soooooo HOT

[CaNaDiAnJeLLy]

PLZ MAKE MORE!!!

[Traumdieb]

please revive cownicorn ;_;

[CSpot]

your wish is my command... but i cant make any promises

[Traumdieb]

yay~

[cutsiecat77]

u know people lie about their age just to get an account. i do 2. im really a 12 year old girl who lives in canada. so wut? fur kills. peace

[CSpot]

moral of the story: you can do anything if you're a ghost!

[kingka]

this is stupid, way to perpetuate asian stereotypes sellout. its a wonder why asian women have trouble finding real acting work. you're either a whore, a geisha, a fob, or a white guys asian fetish. lame

[irpogo]

hi i am an asian woman who works on the show which is also written by an asian woman and produced by an asian woman.

this show pokes fun at all sorts of things-equally.

i am proud to work on this show with kim evey, my friend and fellow artist.

kiko is NOT subservient, she controls everything.

she is not s sexual plaything and gets people into mischief.

i consider it social satire.

[Kitsune1216]

@irpogo Nope, the sexual plaything on this show is the blonde girl!

[TheNocturnalFox]

@irpogo I know im late for this comment but. At any point did u laugh till you coulden't breath?

This show has pushed my perception of weird in a diffrent direction. And at the same time it forces me to laugh insanely. Do u yourself find this funny?

[yohaneuano4]

It's a parody -- it isn't pandering to white audiences, it's for the benefit of all sensible people who see the inanity in a lot of TV. And there are plenty of Asian people in the acting professions.

[kabloozie]

were you in asian club in college?

feh.

[Otaku4E]

<33333333333333333

[SonNLaw]

Am I alone in wanting to lick Julie's legs? They just look so nummy!

[cutsiecat77]

i understand. next time you film another episode, please do not insult countries. you never know who might be watching! PLEEEEEASE COMMENT BAK!!!PLEEEEEEEEEASE! (OR AT LEAST BE MY FRIEND)

[joe4ska]

Its Comedy grow up a little.

[mediavora]

Please GTCMS, bring back the funny.

This was just stupid.

[buryitdeep]

I laughed up a lung. Very funny. Kiko is still soooo hot. the ball slapping was very funny. This show is labeled under wtf? I love it.

[lemonz42]

Is that David Hodges from CSI?

[lelouchwolf]

I think it is.I kept looking at him and it seriously looks like David Hodges to me.

[slingblad44]

I'm pretty sure it is hodges from CSI.

[TheEmptypot]

Wow. It seems that Lick Poop is very used to being on the show now! :3

[cutsiecat77]

The illegal canadian steroids was uncalled for. i'm canadian and i take that as an insult. i've always loved gtcms and this one was stupid. please comment back to me PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[UdAMnLaMeBoO]

LOL

[CSpot]

im sorry it offended you, our comedy isn't meant to be insulting =)

[flequus]

i thought a sense of humor was a canadian export.

you have a sort of wide range for what an insult is i must say.

this show pokes fun at everyone and everything. pull the maple pole out your bootie.

BTW i have many canadian friends who loved being included in the GT humor---i think you are the lone canadian tightass. but i'll still be your friend and buy you several drinks--you need to loosen up.

[flequus]

i see you are sixteen. it is part of your teen legacy (no matter what nation you are from)

to take everything personally.

please stop. it sucks the fun out of the room.

[CSpot]

keep the fun in!

[wilkes85]

Cutsiecat77, I'm Canadian (from SK), and I though it was the funniest thing I ever seen. I also felt a little proud that Canada was mentioned on an american show lol

And it would take a lot to offend a lot of Canadians, even when Ann Coulter trashed Canada on FOX TV (the clip is here on YT, titled "Canada, Canada, Canada"), I just laughed my ass off at it, because it was just so stupid lol.

So if you can laugh at yourself, (or your country), it's a sign of self confidence.

[MekongPlease]

This is one of the funniest eps yet. I laughed so hard that I cried at the 'medicine'. Glad Lick Poop still makes cameos. As nerdy as it sounds, I am still awaiting him to confess his love to Kiko

[Qermaq]

I just noticed Panda grew a beard from the steroids. Cool.

[JoNPiN0Y]

Why is everyone playing with the Tanuki's balls at the end? lol

[theenchantedtiara]

OMG. He had huge balls.

[ggregd]

Unicow was in a Lick Poop costume, and Vice-versa. What does it mean?

[RSooperfly]

yay Cowicorn was back!!! <3

I miss his n Unicow's fights!!!!

Funny n really demented episode lol

[CSpot]

its time to celebrate!

[chayg]

weird!!!

[RHYSthethird]

was that supposed to be tupac??

[doctorwhoobawooba]

not bad but abit sik with da kasuki costume and da rapper

[SamIamb]

Usually I'm a huge fan of GT, but this episode wins one star out of five. That's entertainment. Maybe I should say, that's aroma, mes enfants.

Vergirs nie wohes Du Kommst.

[adequetefred]

This is one of the most what-the-fuck-able episodes to date.

Although I was kind of disappointed with their guest name. Steve Peeples is Squeeze Pimples? That's a bit of a stretch.

[immymiami]

THATS THE GUY FROM

CSI!

HES AWESOME

[rexxrektal]

No Jokes about "Erection Day"!

[mrfixer999]

Hey Isn't that Hodges from CSI Vegas? He has some balls to show up on this show! HAHAHAHAH Get it? balls! Buwahahahaha!

[REnergy]

OMG that's the wolf costume from Into The Woods!

[Spinal1978]

Kiko is so HOT!

[CSpot]

cheers to that!

[chanelleee]

nice ballz but small pennis lol

[denton1012]

lmao id poke kiko

[LtotheP0859]

i love how random this show!

[UsagiChan86]

LOL wow...you guys are ogs

[CSpot]

Who is still eating Halloween candy?

[themutt81]

Wow, it should be costume time everyday. Kiko...holy moly.

[definitiv]

IAWTC!!!

I'm only a fan because of Kiko, and I think today I realised it was for all the wrong reasons

Of course I can contend that there are no right reasons to watch this show..

[Gold3n3y3]

Is that MC Outdoorz!?

[daintyox]

no, joshua harraway is a professional tupac impersonator.

[Chibiicap]

ahh its teh ever famous tanuki, with it's overly enlarged ball sack for good luck! get that tanuki some saki!!

[DaBunne]

Kiko is now far more aware of what her guests are meaning when they speak, and when she responds so readily, the humour is lost. :p

[tazjam12]

Wow... um, maybe Two Hot Girls in the Shower should be playing with a Tanuki in the next episode.

It looks like the therapy has been good for Lick Poop, but Unicow still seems too easily distraught.

[MKIced]

Kiko was hawt. And Lick Poop is so into her. Why can;t he just tell her. It'd be so awesome b/c she wouldn't understand it the way he means it.

[SamIamb]

I agree. This episode brought the Dating Game episode back to mind. The two Poop brothers who "won" were zapped into the Random Room, which at the time turned out to be a gay disco attended by Dick Semen. But Lick pretend-won and was rewarded with a refreshing round of clothing-on bathing. It would seem that the Land of Hearts Desire is a fantasy even in the minds of the fantasizers ;) The imagination still has its limits in our incredibly enlightened culture.

[Lexphoto]

So is UniCow jealous of Tanuki's balls?

[MKIced]

He was jealous of Cownicorn. And since cownicorn returned as a ghost...

[fleckasaurus]

that made me happy.

[xknowhopex]

TuPac!!!! OMFG i LOVE THIS SHOW!

[x30175]

fully unrealistic. I still have to meet the first 100% (or even 50%) correct and not to bribe customs officer in the world.

[fleckasaurus]

do you ever write things that make sense?

[x30175]

No, I don't. I fit in perfectly.

[Jfrtav]

this you see tanuki's balls swinging around x'D ? haha

[Jfrtav]

WHAT x'DDD ???

[rongravy]

payman's got some slick moves.

[alphanumeric1971]

what...the...F*CK!!! was... THAT!?

[hsb17]

Can this show get any crazier? Hahahahaha keep up the good work!

[CellophaneAndrogyne]

Just the fact that you have the ghost of 2pac Shakur in this episode makes me love this show even more.

*pours a forty on the curb for 2pac and the Cownicorn* See you two at the crossroads.

[flequus]

i like how unicow is trying to punch ghost cownicorn while he dances.

[SalchichaPolaca]

omg Kyko and the blonde girl =P sexiest episode ever

[moogleloveschocobos]

canadian ilegales!!! lol

[AVTPro]

Kiko in that outfit can cause pryapysm

[AVTPro]

Ok. just to sound intelligent, I always appreciate the political undertone e.i. banning cigars, etc,

OK can we spin the wheel of fun again?

[simistercycy]

it's "priapism" BTW.

[SamIamb]

A friendly PSA. This nit-picking correction is not to be taken seriously. No offense intended, BUT priapism is an unwanted, painful, and sustained erection, which is a serious medical condition and not your garden-variety case of blue balls. What is depicted here is more like testicular elephantitis. Google Image Search it if you dare ;)

[kpYak]

"this makes me feel a little awkward."

Wasn't that the best part? :-D

[ItsUmed]

Ok wow... the last bit was kinda unnecessary xD but i love Tanuki, the absent-minded Racoon-Dog!

`Im a Customs Officer!

`*whispers* im a Paleontologist (possibly spelt wrong)

lmao No matter what occupation you are, you will always be demeaning in the Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show!

[psyxobgalths]

wow that was amazing episode:)

[Bobby61557]

Hes the new CSI man of Vegas

[kiwihills]

lol.....balls.

[therealclamknuckle]

Is Julie single?

[eric3141k]

love this show

[desala2007]

Err. I dunno about this one. Amusing at times, but honestly more weird than funny. *shrugs*

[Qermaq]

Well, Kiko and Gogo Girl won Squeeze Pimples over with their playing with his golden globes, while Unicow (dressed as some guy in a tie) and Lick Poop (dressed as Unicow) seem in better spirits than usial. All seems well in the Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine. I am at peace as well. Happy November. Johnny, peace.

[ItsUmed]

LOL Unicows dressed up as Lick Poop xD

[flequus]

unicow was dressed as lick poop--he had a bald cap on over his unicow head.

[Qermaq]

they dressed as each other, cool

[SamIamb]

Is anyone picking up on a theme of excess in this show? Unicow is already a once-dude who was changed into a hybrid cow and unicorn. Now, in the very strange world of GTCMS on Hallowe'en, he (just as one example of several) is costumed yet again as recurrent guest star Lick Poop, while the guest star proper Squeeze Pimples is costumed as a hybrid racoon and dog. Am I the only one pondering these reversals and backflips with the understanding that this was tragedy before it was made into comedy?

[Qermaq]

Didn't you hear when they announced to avoid the pink dot acid?

[moonshine4444]

actually, a tanuki is an actual animal, and it is sometimes reffered to as racoon dog. while it is a canid, it closely resembles a racoon. and Tanuki is also the japanese god of mischeif, music, virility, and saki. mmmmm

delicious.

[CSpot]

have you been to japan before?  seems like you know a lot

[JohnnyPsycho]

I doubt he knows any more than your average anime nerd can learn off of Wikipedia. On a side note, isn't that the guy from CSI as "Squeeze Pimples"?

[DaBunne]

okay I liked this one less than I liked any of the others I've seen since the beginning. The show is either getting repetitive (in a bad way), or maybe the subtlety in the humour is disappearing. I think I smiled/giggled ONCE (as opposed to my usual grinning through the whole show) when Unicow made a face about Cownicorn. The rest was too predictable, or not subtle enough, and therefore not so funny. It's also better when Kiko comes across as oblivious to the things her guest says, UNlike here.

[tejaswoman]

Gotta say, I'm kinda with you on "smiled once." For me, it was when Lick Poop sympathized with the visitor: "Paleontologist." Kinda like "Yeah, once you fall in with this crowd, you don't know just how wrong it's going to be." The costumes in the costume party were kind of cute, but that's about it. And -- not that this won't sound weird after complaining about the new ep -- I still want to know what's up with CSpot no longer reminding us promptly it's up? I might get a note days later, but...

[DaBunne]

Hey, did you notice how Lick Poop has been mysteriously *appearing* in each show lately?? I wonder what's up with that... I wonder if Unicow will usurp any more of his private Vlog to share with all us viewers. ;)

[Lexphoto]

I think you guys have lost the "shock or WTF" value of watching the show for the first time....its still as crazy as it was the first time you saw it, only you are used to seeing and expect crazyness now. Personally i think Kim has alot of material to draw from, and should have her own comedy show on TV.

[tazjam12]

I have to disagree solely based on the fact that a lot of talented people who've gotten their own comedy shows have lost their awesomeness value.

I think Kim's great as well and she'd be fantastic with her own sitcom style show (like Tina Fey has done with 30 Rock) but comedy variety shows are very difficult to keep good. If you need any proof, look to the Chappelle show, and he had years of success under his belt.

[DaBunne]

yeaaaa I've decided that's what it is! Kiko is now far more aware of what her guests are meaning when they speak, and when she responds so readily, the humour is lost. :p

[PervyWotaOni]

Kiko's oppai are almost as big as Tanuki's pendulous peanuts! YOWZAH!

And ***** for the Tanuki song! This episode is made of WIN

[jasonZZ9pZa]

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