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  • zombies cant happen theyre brains are shut down so it shuts down everything and theyd just lay theyre like a piece of %@## moaning the whole time

  • My short term plan... Walmart. Just seal up the entry's and you got food, clothing, ammo, guns, every you need to survive for a few months. Long term plan, Alaska. Zombie are dead and with no body heat they should freeze in the sub zero weather. Problem solve.

  • Zombie plan:

    Step 1: Ultimate Survival Suit/U.S.S. (in progress)

    Step 2: Build an army of survivors.

    Step 3: Build a base.

    Step 4: Build a colony with the survivors.

    Alien Plan:

    Step 1: Ultimate Survival Suit/U.S.S. (in progress)

    Step 2: Amass an army of all humanity equiped with U.S.S.

    Step 3: Rebuild after we win.

  • your plan would fail sry ur dead

  • @He101A the bible is gay and fake some guy that was really stoned and or drunk wrote it thousands of years ago and god is a fag, but i still think zombies might rise but not from the dead thats gay, but from a virus like in resident evil thats a little more creative

  • Your plan is flawed. Zombies will be able to get to you on an island. There are actually remote tribes on Easter Island, and theres always the threat of a zombie (zombies do not requiring oxygen to live) crawling up on shore from the sea. And youre going to "treat them the old fashioned way" with a Red Ryder BB gun? Get a better plan, read the Zombie Survival Guide and World War Z, and survive. Sorry about the nit-picking.

  • @DillonTjernlund exactly those books explain alot i read them

  • after I get the escalade i'd go to the 90210's in Hollywood i'd sleep in famous people's houses, do some looting (again), and stuff like that. When the class 4 begins (1000-1,000,000+ Zombies) i'd just go from place to place and do whatever I want always moving, always finding something to do...I have read the Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks and I suggest you do the same XD, thats where I got my "Zombie Smarts" from.

  • My plan is to turn on all the bathtubs and sinks upstairs on (for a water supply) when the pipes shut off. then Destroy my staircase use a ladder to get upstairs or Downstairs whenever I would need to then i would go out and search for food, wait out the class 1 outbreak (1-20 Zombies) and class 2 (20-100 Zombies). So when class three begins (100-1000 Zombies) I would go out and Steal an Escalade like in Zombieland (my insperation) and survive like in the movie... do whatever you want, loot, etc

  • Another stupid cunt who thinks he will survive...

    Easter island on a ship with animals, how the FUCK are you going to navigate a ship by yourself and manage to keep the livestock alive? And where would you get the fucking chickens? Catch them in Mexico while running from zombies? EPIC FAIL. Also realize that streets would be jam packed with cars, you wouldn't be able to drive the whole way. You plan sucks, you suck, your red rider sucks to be the 'old fashioned way' and you fail at life, FAG

  • to stay a live tht my plan

  • I would go to my grandma's rock house up on the hill,seal the doors and window with bares,wood and steel.get on the roof with lots of different guns(cause my G-ma and G-pa have a bunch of themand the house have lots of food to stock up on for 2 half years)shoot any zombies coming near the house wait for them to starve or eat each other and also bring my bf cause i luvy him and for the repopulation of the earth ^o^

  • Unfortunatly for you, Zombies don't need food. And they wont eat eachother. And food does run out. If you knew anything about zombies, you would know this. And, a scientist did the numbers on it and the zombie apocalypse would last 3+ years. Have fun with the food thing.

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  • ud die lol

  • My zombie plan is CHUCK NORRIS!!!

  • i would hole up on the top of the empire state building with a years worth of food,clear out the top 2 floors of all the zombies,barricade or destroy the stairs, and send all elevators up to my level and wait for zombies to eat everything and starve or eat each other and of course id take a chick with me for the repopulation of earth :)

  • i would get a AA12

  • hell yea automatic shotgun

  • Stop drop and roll!!!!!

  • I would store up on food and use a ladder to climb up myroof the zombies cant climb.... or I would go to canida or alaska and nonharmfully live there if they come after m they will be zombiesicals!!!!!!

  • there are ppl on easter island and your animals would probly die

  • screw that noise man just cause your zombie plans the worse one i've heard so far doesn't mean i'm gonna give ya one of mine ...god man i'd work on your plan or your zombie chow ... oh and let me know if you can take out a zombie with your bb gun

  • I would lock myself inside a bomb room, and get all kind of food i can find!!!

    to not get bored i would take one of my friends whit me and my computer xD

    and if i could get it to the top i would have a thon of liquer and weed :P

  • steal yourself some sheep, chicken and then hijack a boat. lmao

    is that a real gun, btw?

  • Well that kinda SUCKED.

  • I would Freeze myself (if i had the technology and stuff) for ten years and hope when i awake its all over.

  • my zombie plan would be to go to alaska and hide out there because zombies have no body tempture and that fails

    i will act like a zombie learn there langue and mate with there women and soon there will be no differnce between us

  • i know mine get a mini gun with alot of bullets get chicken kfc mic donelds wait for help or jump out with coke food and BIG GUNS

  • theres a airgun shop around the cornor from my house and since theres a kabab and pizza shop next door to it i can get food and water from there first i would phone all my friends and family to let them know and lastly i would try and survive as long as possible there if any1 live in failsworth ur welcome to join

  • poklmon is cool not you gay llord

  • poklmon shoulda won

  • gay lord

  • why are you calling this guy a gay lord? and are you talking abut Pokemon?? if you are talking about "Pokemon" YOU are a "Gay Lord" because the only people who like Pokemon are the Immature, little kids, or retarded -_-. By the Way learn how to spell

  • i wud go over to a japanese antique store and get a katana because well dsnt need ammo and if if its real it wont break then i wud go over to a deserted island and if that dsnt work i got a plan be but i dnt wnt anyone to no it in case u get infected

  • actually, I thought one of the mountain toip castles on the french/belgian borders would work because as zombies dont have blood they would freeze, possibly

  • problem with an island is that eventually zombies would get there cos they can walk through water because they don't drown!

  • but they would be carryed away by the current and the pressure at the bottom of the ocean would crush them

  • Hehehe. Unlike you, my zombie plan it to keep my finger off the trigger until I see zombies.

    Find a place that has a backdoor.

    Find food and store food.

    If you have a shotgun, secure enough ammo.

    Supplies are always the problem. Food, water and ammo are never easy to find inside your bunker, you have to move around eventually.

    Flocking: Safety comes in numbers, imho.

    Long term, find people with special skills like farming, sewing and alcohol distillation...

    Best of luck to you all.

  • Ill take over wall-mart and hide in the peanut butter and jelly section (Zombies hate peanut butter and jelly)

  • what to treat them with a red rider bb gun? lol no offence you stated a realy good thing lol

  • i got a pulse p50 bb gun that might work

  • i'll get a shotgun an shoot them in the head

  • i'll get a shotgun an shoot them in the head

  • YOU MEAN NOT GOOD ENOUGH

  • you realise, one plan is not good enuf, there are many variables that could/could not happen. the of zombies, weather they can climb/swim, possably be inteligent, use vehecles and weapons? there is no way of telling what would happen, and its highly unlikely anything would happen anyway.

  • well, and island might work but although zombies can't swim they can still walk across the bottom or float the 2 best places to go would be Alaska or an oil rig.

    It also depends on what kinds of zombies they are..

  • treat them with the old fashion way... A BB GUN

  • my zombie plan is to stay in groups of three have both a hatchet and two pistols and a bag full of ammo and food and just keep moving

  • i'd pull the I Am Legend deal. Allt he food i can get, soundproof the building, shotguns locked and loaded. And od=f course a generator for power for the fridge and the lights and such.

  • How to keep me occupied I would get a computer with 600 GB of memory download some stuff and play on the surviving internet and take some game systems as well as their games, al that crap and I would live a good life.

  • Here's my plan: I get a flamethrower, Use it on the zombies and plow through. How I get the fuel is from cars and stuff. If I get bored of burning them, I get a bus from NASA since it's cool in them, Gather up some supplies in order to survive, Find a cook book, Take it to a safehouse,go to an army base, get a big tank to live in, drive to my safehouse, and use the supplies there. If I rn out of supplies, I'll just go to a nearby city, run over some zombies, shoot them, get supplies, and stuff.

  • Zombies can't be destroied by fire,unless they are either voodoo zombies,or supernatural zombies.

  • I Agree. How could you kill something thats already dead? The answer is that you cant!

  • well if you incinerated it would be well deader?

  • just go to the mall, they have everything there. guns, clothes, food, zombies. I learned that from pretty much all the zombie movies ive seen.

  • oh, wow, im stupid, ok I didnt read. dec 5th.... =P

  • Hey, dude, whens the deadline for this? acuse im actually interested in making a video response to this. please reply back. thank you.

  • I have no videocamera :( oh well! It will be fun seeing who the winner will be!

  • treat them the bb gun

  • been thinking. if i cant make a video at least i can post my idea. i've always been pretty smart when it comes to mythical beasts and their weaknesses so i have a simple solution:

    get a resistance together grab some flamethrowers and burn em all! zombies are vulnerable to fire :)

    the only downside is it will smell REALLY bad :P

  • sorry but those are the rules. you dont need a camera though. you can just use windows movie maker and do a slideshow of you discription. that counts.

  • yeah i know. i was just posting my idea.

  • my god. uve got a lot of responses.

    BONFIRE300 FOR 4 MORE YEARS!!!

  • wish i had a video camera to make on -.-

  • Really creative contest man. Damnit i wish i had a web cam so i could take part in this. oh well good luck to everyone who can participate.

  • LOL well if i had a webcam i would do this... T_T

    oh well its fun to see who wins

  • lol. these two guys on a radio show i listen to on the ride to school were talking about what they would do incase zombies came the other day. their little show ended with, warn your kids about the dangers of zombiesm. tell the oldest to shoot you if you get bitten lmao

  • ill response... or not!

    i think i should probably day

    but whatever

    ill try to make one

  • I just added mine. I hope I win.

  • K I responded

  • did you get this idea from red vs blue?

  • it inspired it. i love that series, and ive been a tad obsesed (hence by my post about the turduckin x10)

  • i guess ill...get a nuke,guns people,try to kill em.try to run if they catch up kill myself with the gun i handily have

  • He said video response stupid

  • just saying idiot

  • turkey

  • I don't know what to do i guess i'll just die

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