GOP Anti-Healthcare Ad #1

[myamae4444]

wat the heck!

[Bronzecop]

Best smartass video ever XD ROTF.

[colinstingeray]

fuck the health care plan

[SessionSavant]

OK, I'm not easy to please, but this made me laugh.

[1997xander]

the current US way...

if you aren't perfectly in tip top health then the insurance companies will deny you and let you just wither away and die . people who think health care is bad are mass murderers because they don't want people to get the proper care they need.

[MrJazzyjeff510]

Old people are a drain on the system. Literally.

[muttgooch]

the republican health care plan: if your old and infirm you die!

if you have a long term illness or disability you Die! if you can't afford or don't have insurance you DIE! if you don't watch Fox news and don't agree with their views you die! if you are not straight, christian , conservative, and employed You Die!  if your poor you Die! Am I being too sarcastic?

[Newsish]

Sean Hannity is the Jayson Blair of television.

[Turtleproof]

Hhahaa, *eventually

[esgranny]

what would Jesus want?

[waltermh111]

would he want anything when hes been known to do mass healings?

With him would we need healthcare coverage or doctors?

[Therealoutrageus]

Jesus would want to make as much money as he could while you die!

[Momsincharge]

Great sarcasim !

[DWest174]

Price to give someone a peaceful death: Not much

Price to keep someone alive: A lot usually.

Money for the public option: Severely limited.

You do the math.

[Kangsryche]

Funny and true. Grandma must die!!!

[Makiba08]

According to Bill Moyers the health companies, drug companies and Wall Street has lobbied certain politicians to keep healthcare as it is. This is all about money.

[dwigg1975]

Yeah Definitely not a GOP video...too stupid

[Newsish]

Actually, I think the GOP out-stupided me. See "death panels."

[JohnnyMEldridge]

hahahahahahaha made my day

[mlafon25]

guess the sercet service is coming to your door lol

[Smartassawhip]

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[WARDOG1138]

shit, I meant to click 5 stars, but I clicked 4....I wish you could go back and re-rate. oh well, anyways, I'm loving the healthcare videos, I haven't laughed this hard in a while!

[ottotk]

lol

[IsisOsiris7]

100% of people will die anyway sooner or later.... Ok well maybe 99.9% if we accept that in the end there can be only 1 highlander.... This is just stupidness... Do people actually fall for this shit? Who originally aired this commercial? Why is my money on Fox News?

[jamesmaseobrown]

This is satire. This channel is called NEWSISH because it's not suppoed to taken seriously, except maybe his latest videos.

[Dedgurlsingblu]

Now this, this was funny!!

[cdcg19]

I have epilepsy since I was 2 year age of age now that im 20 they denied my coverage .

There about 3 million people with epilepsy in the u.s and 200, 000 new cases of epilepsy.

my medication cost me 800 dollars a month

[Raizhen010]

I hear your pain. My mother was charged 1200 dollars for a simple blood test before being told to get the hell out. She's currently uninsured. But I have faith we'll at least get some sort of Health Care reform. I know it won't be exactly what we need, but you have to start somewhere.

[UsedRugs]

Its a joke morons

[connectmoi]

Sorry, stupid commercial. Typical GOP.

[EnigmaHammerdin]

i think that this has higher production value than typical GOP commercials lol

[leeroynaggins]

100% of insured and uninsured alike will die.

In about 120 years, everyone currently alive on earth will die.

So why even try....

[JohnR22926]

15% equates to about 47M people. Here's how they break down:

1. 12M illegal aliens

2. 15M people who could afford to buy insurance but choose not to

3. 9M between jobs (covered by COBRA)

4. 11M eligible for Medicaid or other govt programs who have not enrolled.

So...we don't have 15% of the population that have a legit problem. The "problem" of the uninsured does NOT require radical reform.

[tubo222555]

Exactly. The Obama administration is throwing out complete lies about how so few people are uninsured.

[sabbirsa]

lol fantastic. Extremely well done video. Thank you for sharing.

[xDxRabbitx]

The sad thing is, the GOP will see this and won't understand it's a joke...

[timmmahhhh]

WILL DIE *

* eventually

LMAO! Take that GOP.

[incidental74]

Dude, warn me next time you post a vid that's going to be as classic as this one. I laughed my ass off here at work!

[rylasasin]

wanna know the stupid thing? if this had the actual voice actor that does the real adds, and replaced the red text with the same text used by the rest of it, people would actually fall for this ad.

[Krumbz2003]

Dude. Perfect! 5 Stars buddy.

You should work for Republicans... they love this kind of bullshit.

[dwbear7]

I'm scared. I should opt out of Medicaid right now so I won't die!

[sachaput]

OMG! You should work for the GOP. LOL!!!

[Americaisgreat123]

The problem we don't seem to grasp, is that it is not insurance that is the main problem with the industry, it is the high cost of medical care to begin with.

Maybe someday, the President will invite me to the Rose Garden for a brew and a smoke :)

[ArranoGris]

ahhh hahahahaha.

Does the government plan protect against Dihydrogen Oxide??

[izzy1985]

lol, no Obamacare!

[collins1188]

"Does the government plan protect against Dihydrogen Oxide??"

Um... that doesn't exist. I think you meant to say Dihydrogen Monoxide....

[WWLinkMasterX]

dosn't tht mean two part hydrogen one part oxygen? In other words, water?

[collins1188]

"doesn't tht mean two part hydrogen one part oxygen? In other words, water?"

yea... i think it was a joke.

[WWLinkMasterX]

yeh, I was telling that to the guy who thought the guy was talking about carbon monoxide ._.

[bsabruzzo]

Somebody's seen Penn & Teller: BullS**t

[kazooga1234]

lofl even the rich people want healthcare caz the thing is that the rates for how much healthcare costs will go down for them and any1 who is agenst healthcare r morons like people who like ron paul

[AmericanResponses]

"socialized medicine" is just  a negative TAG the ridiculous right like to use..The Obama plan is nothing like that...throughout the world people under government assisted plans ...can pick and choice there own doctors and in many places pay for added coverage..or care...like a private hospital room extra .There no bureaucrat with a clip board standing beside you and your doctor ...in fact there is less paperwork ...

[AmericanResponses]

Oh its coming and its working in every industrialized nation in the world ... The insurance companies make ours the most expensive by a great margin...yet we place 37th in the world ..A Nation should be judged by its humanity for its own citizens...and not by how many loud mouths scream freedom ~!

[JacKn1feSugarTrucK]

Its just a matter of time until this is what the GOP really does.

[Chubearishere]

HA! that was good. XD

[MrHelldogger]

We don't need welfare, free healthcare, & gov't handouts. We need a strong labor movement. We need better wages, benifits, & working conditions brought through the process of collective bargaining. We need union leaders that will stand up against NAFTA, CAFTA, GATT, FTAA & illegal immigration. We don't need more freedom taken away in the name safety & security.

Physics 101: You CANNOT get something from nothing.

[seanissane]

HELL YEAH!

[pavanboi26]

Your idea is exactly what completely destroyed GM. The private sector's job is to make money, plain and simple. So on matters of human welfare, the government's role is to enforce that. Also, opposing free trade agreements does nothing more than raise prices for consumers and keep industries uncompetitive.

[MrHelldogger]

I don't know how to explain to your young dumbass, but welfare has only been around about 45 yrs. & when it first came out only shameless people went for it. As a matter of fact, that's the only kind that go for it now. As for GM:Top Secret- they built shitty cars that fell apart, shipped parts jobs to Mexico & China & practiced bad business policy. Did they revive Indian mororcycles, did they bailout Studebaker, or a thousand other American businesses that went down the drain?

[uberjim83]

You're not qualified for welfare unless you're jobless and destitute. Should people in that situation be ashamed to accept help?

[MrHelldogger]

YES!!! Don't tell me about destitute, shit head. I doubt very seriously if you could define that anywhere close to what I can. And I never took a dime from the Gov't. Americans used to be too proud to take handouts from the gov't . The good ones still are.

[uberjim83]

Of course, I forgot that you not only started out with nothing and pulled yourself up by your own bootstraps, but are also privy to my life story.

If given the choice between starvation and accepting help, I'd choose to accept help.

[MrHelldogger]

That's because you are weak and raised without the Christian-Judao work ethic. So let your parents carry you. I'm not gonna.

[uberjim83]

Then enjoy starving to death.

[veggiescrub]

A Judao-Christian ethic would state that you take care of your neighbors, and help the weakest among you. There is nothing in the Judao-Christian ethic that states the survival of the fittest. I agree with your earlier comments about strong unions fighting NAFTA..., but single payer health care would take the burden off businesses, and allow US manufacturing to increase again. Universal health care doesn't take any of your freedoms away. Right now you are beholden to the corp. which can deny

[MrHelldogger]

That's right & I do take care of my nieghbor, VOLUNTEERILY. Have you not heard how donations to private chaities are down since Obama came to town.

And you can forget about "single payer". Ain't happenin'!

[Makeshiftdemon]

VOLUNTARILY is right i love to help people when ever i can, and i dont like it when greedy people just horde their money, but you know what like it or not its their god given right to be greedy assholes

[schifferbrainz]

VOLUNTEERILY!!!

[MrHelldogger]

Yes volunteerily. It's the American way. We Americans are the most generous people on earth. We're also the meanest sonsabitches on earth when we're fucked with.

[schifferbrainz]

I was merely pointing out what a dumb fuck you are.

[MrHelldogger]

And some how that's supposed to convince freedom loving people to forsake me & believe you. Great plan. Keep it up.

[schifferbrainz]

As I said, Einstein, "I was merely pointing out what a dumb fuck you are."

I do not bother trying to change the minds of people who are typically republican dumb.

Anything else I can clear up for ya, MrFlagwaver?

[MrHelldogger]

No, you pretty well illustrate for everyone just what we face. Please, bring us some more of your enlightened philososphies. You are much better at convincing folks than I am.

[schifferbrainz]

Your inability to understand that I'm not trying to convince anyone of anything is not surprising. You are a typically obtuse flag waving jackal that can't see past the end of his nose. Simple-minded is an understatement. I understand that you have to keep things at a level that your child-like brain can handle so I apologize beforehand for any big words that might scare you. What I am saying is that you are too dense to reach so I must settle for the catharsis of name-calling. What fun! Thanks

[MrHelldogger]

"Flag waving jackel" Now there's one I haven't heard in a long time. The last time I heard that it was from a little guy wearing black pajamas. But what he was saying was hard to understand because he was running so fast through the bush. But then I slowed his little ass down, and just before he partied out on me I could understand what he was saying. You & he would've hit it right off. You had a lot in common. Unfortunately I don't think you'll ever meet him. Not in this life anyway.

[schifferbrainz]

Good for you, tough guy. Though I don't imagine you are anything but a chickenshit screen beret like most of the other loud-mouth cowards who spew pseudo-patriotic bullshit. It is just your type of grown child who has these psychopathic violent fantasies. When did you ever engage in combat, Napoleon? Age 14? Why don't you get your sorry ass over to Afghanistan and show what a real man you are? And it's jackal, retard. You can't even spell right when the word is staring you in the face. Pathetic!

[schifferbrainz]

"Where are you? Are you still living with mama? You like it in the ass? How's your head? You like dogs? Where are your dogs? I'd like to get to know you better. We might get to be best friends, braveman. Why don't you show me what a real man is like? I don't know. I might have to call one of my internet buds about you. I bet he knows where you are. I like dogs too. I 'em boiled." -MrHelldogger

[schifferbrainz]

Hit a nerve, did I? Why don't you threaten me publicly, asshole? What are you afraid of ? I'll tell you what. Send me YOUR address and I'll write you a nice letter. Til then why don't you take take your sorry ass and your threats and go fuck off. You are nothing but 100% American coward. This is what happens when one turns over rocks. There's no tellin' what kind of slimeball POS will come crawling out. Have a nice day!

[Re5Publica]

I'm still with you, Helldogger, from Canada, of all places.

[MyOverflow]

@MrHelldogger:

Speaking as an American myself, you're truly the embodiment of absurdity.

[MrHelldogger]

When you start putting money in my pocket instead of trying to take it out, I'll start giving a shit about your opinion of me. Until them absurdity is when people go to the Daily Show for news.

[MyOverflow]

"When you start putting money in my pocket instead of trying to take it out"

When you live without money for your entire life with a single mother working to raise you after an ungrateful "father" decides to get himself put in jail to get out of child support payments rather than living in your blissful ignorance and lack of empathy for fellow humans, I'll start giving a shit about you.

Until you know what it's like to work from the bottom up on your own, shut the fuck up.

[MrHelldogger]

Not I, nor the rest of society can be expected to pay the way of all the wayward kids of the world. Quit looking for excuses & start finding reasons. Until then keep your hands out my pocket. Be an AMERICAN Goddammit, be a man you whinin little shit. Your problem is not mommie & daddy's fault. You're in the Land of Oppotunity until these Goddamn National Socialist take that away with the help of all you useful idiots.

[MyOverflow]

"Your problem is not mommie & daddy's fault"

No, you little shit stain, it's not my problem, it's my mom's. She's the one getting the lower end of everything. I'm not in a bad position, as I'm going to college for free due to my GED and ACT scores. Unlike you, I have a functioning brain.

"Be an AMERICAN Goddammit, be a man you whinin little shit"

Be an American you piece of shit and grow the fuck up up.

[MyOverflow]

My mom had to have surgery on her wrists after lifting heavy boxes, unloading entire trucks at the store she worked for by herself because those bastards she worked for didn't care, and we didn't have any help through all of that.

IF the government had helped, my mom wouldn't have had to go through what she did. Although that can't be changed for her, it CAN be changed for others. I'm willing to give my money to help prevent the pain she went through from happening to anyone else.

[MrHelldogger]

Well you poor fellow. You're the only guy in the world to ever have it hard. I'll call the pres. & have him send over a govt limo & take you to the titty bar tonite. How's tha? I'll make sure they bring you a suitcase from freshly printed $1s.

[MyOverflow]

"You're the only guy in the world to ever have it hard"

Fucking retard, I said I'm okay, I'm working to give money to others who were IN my position. I worked to get out of the shit hole.

No one ever deserves to go through what we did, that's why no one will if people gave a damn.

[Raizhen010]

Already did. It's called Medicare, and it's also happens to be the number two health care insurance you can get, only behind another government run insurance plan, the VA. Or, are you in favor of getting rid of Medicare? Go ahead and tell an 80 year old man who worked his ass off all his life, can't get a little help when he's old and no longer has the physical ability to work. See how that works out for you.

[MrHelldogger]

Blau, Blau, Blau. Whatever. This is a dead issue & you lost. Your president has surrendered. He's taking the public option off for fear he will be physically removed by the masses.  You mongaloids can start trashing America with your next anarchist scheem. This one is done. No Politician that wants to be re-elected will touch it. Now who's got the power?

[lendada13]

Your problem is that it's not who has the power. It's about America

[MrHelldogger]

You're right it is about America. And you will not destroy America until after you have destroyed me. And that might be a noble endevour, it's hardly a novel concept.

[schifferbrainz]

I see you've upped your game. Nice work, HellDoggy.

Oh. Please use your spellcheck, friend.

[MrHelldogger]

Is that all you have to do is go around U Toob checking other peoples grammer & spelling. Go get a fucking job & get your hands outta other peoples pockets. When I write business letters the spelling is correct. Those letters represent money. When writing to you I don't care. As you obviously have none.

[schifferbrainz]

I hardly believe you write any "business letters". Everyone has already figured out that you're a phony tough guy and that everything you write here is BS. At least you didn't threaten me this post which may mean there's hope for you to one day rejoin civil society. I'm still waiting for you to send me your address so we can be pen pals as you've suggested. I know life is hard when you're nothing but a powerless pissant but throwing hissy fits on a daily basis won't help. Here's to you, loser!

[baronmorris]

*****

RNC spending a MILLION $ on LIES against healthcare reform!

& 1.3 MILLION Insurance Industry dollars spent lobbying against healthcare reform EVERY DAY!

How can TRUTH compete with that fervor of PROPAGANDA?

By each that sees the truth of the GREED&COLLUSION in the INSURANCE Industry, by every witness to the INIQUITY of the American healthcare FAILURE, by all of us that give a damn searching out & correcting the lies wherever they appear, & by harassing Congress.

Please BEGIN NOW.

:-D

[AstoundedAtheist]

LOL!

[alphathewolf]

holy shit. I SOOOOOOO! woudn't of never figure that on my own. lol.

I will admit that this is the most honest news you ever find on youtube lol

[darktoadthesticky]

With facts like these who needs reality. :)

[Jumanji0028]

they are some sound numbers

[OhioDemocrat]

Its far too intelligent to be a GOP ad. It will have to be dumbed down for them.

[OmarFernandoChavez]

haha, this is amazing

[Realizalize]

but of thse insured

w8ill be thrown out, but how much and for what?

[DrQuijano]

To be fair, the numbers are correct ^^

[flightfitness]

lol, very funny.

you should work for the republicans....this is the type of hard hitting stuff that is right up there ally...

[luderudecrude]

the numbers are correct, that why they are a parody. making blatant statements like that is dumb. for example 100% of people are human. its ridiculous to be thought of as intelligent for pointing out something so obvious that only the most incredibly stupid people(ahem Jessica Simpson hahem) would already know it

[LordoftheJamesClan]

Wow, i was this - close to signing up for govt health care. Thanks, you may have saved my life!

[unassumption]

was that a parody?

It's hard to tell these days :S

[ChrisTripp]

LMFAO !!!

it;s been a while since your last vid Bri.

what has kept you? are you a red bellied commie now?

FOX say's you are.

[santosbl01]

I love this, more ads please!

[superdragoncat]

You're getting funnier. I like the direction your humor has gone in the last few videos. Keep up the good work.

[ndvuncle]

Ya know, there are some people who would quote those stats in debate. That's why America is so great; the retards.

[dangerouslytalented]

you need a more threatening voiceover, big deep three testicle voice. Either use mixing software to lower your voice or get somebody who does voiceover stuff to do it.

I can do that kind of thing if you want.

[sisforshayla]

meh, i don't think your sarcasm was obvious enough.. should've made an even more outlandish random claim, and then mention something terrible about the system as it is. thinking of colbert's style.. anyway, just my 2 cents. looking forward to ad #2

[WashingMachine0]

Awesome work

[MNICY]

I agree with this video.