Zombie Nightmare - 3/10

[sillygoose544]

Peters. Really?

[StealthG6On18s]

Hank Peters Italian grocer.

[RrachelEedwards7878]

i think we hit a moose!!

[gussiejives]

Put the lime in the coconut... baaah....

[Syriune]

So instead of calling an ambulance or getting her son to the hospital, she thinks, "Oh wait, a random voodoo priestess owes me big time! This'll be SAH-WEET!"

[BlackAdam1231]

Wheeen your car hits a guy an' his body goes fly thats a dead guy..

[BlackAdam1231]

Aww I forgot tampons Im probably ok for the night

[Catmando2022]

Mr peters mr hurley,mr hurley mr peters. Marx

[sogenrise]

i cant understand you crazy voodoo sheep lady



[solangejolie2012]

"Put the lime in the coconut..."

[GoblinXXX]

Yep, that's the Canadian healthcare system, Bush warned us about this!

Ya' hadn't sent him for groceries, he'd be alive... Well!

[LittleBrother55]

VerySourLemon:

Dutch Masters is a brand of natural wrapped cigars sold in the United States since 1911.

[VerySourLemon]

Just a quick question, what's Dutch Masters?

[NecxZhor9]

I think the voodoo chick is okay, just unfortunate that the movie sucks

[kymmydanger]

Oh, he never paid for the provolone.

[ChaoticYak]

I don't WANNA feel again the worm!

[iamthephatmouse]

"does she have sheEeEep?" "Put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up" I died at that part- the shaky voice is just such bad overacting- I love mst3k for that sceen!

[88sili]

Stand back...

For Dutch masters!

Thats such a low-blow, hahahahaha!

[bessiexj9]

"I think we hit a moose!" XD

[TheLackofattack]

Hey Tony! I'm being robbed again!

[scitsalcoryp]

This movie is so stupid and this show is the Greatest

[coffeetea720]

"I don't WANNA feel again the worm!"

[420militanthippie]

There's a dead hunk in the middle of the road......

[TheRaptorPope]

"Housewife vigilante!"

[Gigrantula58]

It's "Rasta", the kooky, dred clown!

[ChaoticYak]

This is so much better than the intensive care unit at the hospital.

[JoltenJoetaco]

Well in drivers defense muscle man should have probably looked before both ways before crossing the street...

[lockbreak12]

in canada of america walking around at night with a baseball bat and a hoodie is a great way to get arrested

[schltz2]

Why they didn't they take the dude to a hospital,instead of his house?Lol.

[dressupjesus]

@schltz2 Well, the film takes place in Canada, maybe that's why they don't take him to the emergency room.

[giuseppi77]

Crow reading that book while eating those chocolates.....kills me!! Haha!

[soundcloset]

"By thee way Tony wasn't a donor, was he man?"

[ilikethecoke]

I don't wanna feel again the worm!

[Zakurako]

So...rather than try to help her son rest in peace, the mother agreed to make him a zombie to kill the people who killed him? ...Just for spite, does she get killed later on?

[Tanyableu]

Baaaa

[Tanyableu]

so.....we take the dead body home instead of a hospital?

[ChaoticYak]

You wascawy wabbit.

[PanNarran]

"AND DE LIME AND DE COCONUT"

I lost it right then XD

[amcint01]

She studied warbling like a sheep under Torgo.

[ninjawraith17]

"When your car hits a guy and his body go fly, that's a dead guy."

Trace: 10/10

[Theburn77]

Put the lime in the coconut, bahahaha

[captainhowdy01]

Hey has anyone thought of calling the paramedics?

[Helvetinpartatera]

Car 1, THOR the True ROCK Warrior! 0

[Blomquist23]

@americanjedi77 ROWSDOWER

[ChaoticYak]

This Kansas song just makes me so sad!

[ChaoticYak]

An actor conveys chilliness.

[alexiaNBC]

7:20 Why is she dressed like Darth Maul from Star wars Episode I?

[marshimaroo]

..use your words...

[vampirehunter42]

Ok, I understand that Louisiana is full of French Canadians, but would Canada really have a Voodoo priestess?

[putzthewondersloth]

Emos tatke note. That's you in a few years.

[ZoomingDakota]

Dammit where's Adam West?! I'm gettin' bored here!

[candygirl0406]

Why didn't they take him to the hospital?  lmao...

[guitarhero2211]

hank peters, italian grocery store owner

[Pugiron]

Voodoo, Yapshire, you British Fairy.

[Yapshire]

@Pugiron Ha-ha! You blimey cockleberry. Be off with you, fair winch. I must eat my spotted dick!

[albaqara]

An actor conveys chilliness.

[s10wcheetah]

Holy crap is this a prelude to I Know What You Did Last Summer?

[coldKYLEfly123]

4:55

"Fuuuuck!"

[Tareltonlives]

"Don't worry, his area will protect him!"

Geez, no wonder Facilier dumped her

[Casey5693]

@Tareltonlives Gee, she must have been upset about that if she left New Orleans and ran all the way to Canada.

[Tareltonlives]

@Casey5693 Canada: Why not?

[Casey5693]

@Tareltonlives I've never had a horrible break-up so maybe I just don't understand. I get that she would want to avoid Facilier but leaving the country is kind of extreme isn't it?

[Tareltonlives]

@Casey5693 When Voodoo wizards have breakups, they REALLY have breakups

[alexiaNBC]

I'd cast blame on Tony for not looking both ways before crossing the street

[sinkingswamp]

put the lime in the coconut!

[Scorpion14]

@americanjedi77

DAMN STRAIGHT. Rowsdower and Troy would kick ass and take names.

[trapadoored]

@Scorpion14

zap and troy take on a nasty bunch of heavy metal rapists and zombies -that's next week on Zap and Troy the legendary journeys

[Yapshire]

Yes. It is true: All black people with accents practice Vu Du.

[TitusYorick]

I love how random the movie break is . . . makes me hungry for chocolate though.

[TitusYorick]

@americanjedi77 Probably off having another series of ellaborate heart attacks :D

[ninjawraith17]

4:03-4:06

*BWEEP BWEEP BWEEP*

By the mullets of Alberta, my douchebag alarm is through the roof!

[ChaoticYak]

Oh, she's backpedaling.

Look at all the candles. Did they loot a Pier 1?

[singitjohnny]

"Hank Peters: Italian Grocer!"

[Dulcimerist]

It's a good thing he put on his "Invisible Pedestrian" sweatshirt!

They brought him to his mom instead of to the hospital?

[christimacc]

Shouldn't there be police and ambulances and detectives and stuff like that around the dead body of that girl on steroids?

[benjie414]

@christimacc

ah, whatever. it can wait 'till morning.

[accountnumber102]

I don't wanna feel again the worm!

[communistrecords]

Who knew Canada was this fun!

[SamuraiFoochs]

"Woahhhh ho ho....I think we hit a MOOSE!"

[Gjeorje]

(cough) O.K. -add tea & peanut M&M`s to the list of foodstuffs spat onto monitors when a gag catches you unawares. (When Tom sang "Proud Mary")

[MST3K1986]

Searching three provinces for sleazy chicks.

[verbusen]

No cops in Canada.

[watda74]

-Hey, Hoser, take off, Eh?

Nelson sounds just like the McKenzies. lol

[RowsdowerMobileAway]

Okay, so here's just something else to show you how crappy this orignal movie was. Adam West stands there, legs open, arms spread, while a car speeds toward him... What sense does that even make????

[jsnake01]

Anybody think about resuscitating Tony... or not...?

[pretorious700]

Molly needs some blush or something. Who does her makeup, Bela Lugosi?

[Tareltonlives]

"Don't worry! His area will protect him-*WHAM* Guess not"

You'd think metal and zombies would go better together. I'm not a fan of either, but I think it would be appropriate.

Damn, Tia Carrare was fine......

[Howlthrug]

"Come on, turn the tape over!"

[rsilkw2]

I had no idea Canada was this much funnnnnn!

[eits1986]

Servo hitting Crow with vehicles is one of my favorite running jokes.

MST3K is the best.

[ChaoticYak]

Geez. Her son dies, she gets really bossy.

[raith0818]

"Hank Peters, Italian grocer!"

[rexsteel]

Left a good job in the city!

Hey hoser , take off!

Put the lime in the coconut baa! LOL

[norsef]

3:23- 3:33

Shh! No talking when Tia Carerra is on!

[ilikethecoke]

Is she half (bleating): sheeeep?

[ChaoticYak]

@ilikethecoke Hee! I can't understand half of her lines.

[livinintwilightzone]

There may be some discharge...

Gotta love those Canadian voodoo priestesses eh!

[Tareltonlives]

@livinintwilightzone "I just had a different image of Canada"

[Feckinpaddy29]

Put de LIIIIIImme in de Coconuuuuut!

[Feckinpaddy29]

Tonight on Doublewide Hospital!

[ChaoticYak]

When bad things happen to beefy guys.

[whoisdickieschnabel]

I miss the cool guys from the mid eighties era. The stiff, bleached to hell white blonde Kelly Bundies who wore huge bangle bracelets, lycra mini skirts and long, long necklaces. They jingled and clicked when they walked and snapped their gum and spoke in bored tones because it just wasn't cool to be wrought with enthusiasm.

[whoisdickieschnabel]

"Come on, turn the tape over!!!!" Not only does that make me laugh, but it brings back memories.

[ApacheMan2K]

Crow: *singing ballad* There's a dead hunk in the middle of the road!

[pretorious700]

From the Loudoun Wainwright song "Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road"

[whoisdickieschnabel]

nice pretorious700. I didn't know that was a riff on a real song. well done!

[celophysis5454545]

"When your car hits a guy, and his body goes fly, thats a dead guy."

Genius

[ComradeZaitsev]

I think we hit a moose...

[KenBlake]

Hank Peters: Italian Grocer

[theatr1cal]

"An actor conveys chilliness."

[butheadVSbevus]

"That's the Canadian health care system Bush warned us about' one of the best riffs ever

[butheadVSbevus]

@butheadVSbevus SR. right ?

[ChaoticYak]

Their behavior certainly makes no sense. Let's take the person who got hit by a car home to his mother rather than call for the police or an ambulance.

[InverseClown]

@ChaoticYak Even before that, Tony Beefstack threw two armed robbers into the street instead of knocking them out and calling the cops THEN. Not an awful lot of extended thought going on in this particular collection of Canadians.

[ElveeKaye]

I like Servo's cute little car! =D

The hell is Voodoo Lady mumbling about??  Can't understand a damn word she's saying.

[butheadVSbevus]

@ElveeKaye "shes from newfoundland"

and "put the lime in the cocaonut"

[ApacheMan2K]

And anything she does say does sound like bleating. XD

[VerySourLemon]

Poor John Mikl Thor. Not even his nippes could save him from that car accident.

[Kinemacolour]

"That's the Canadian health care system, Bush warned us about this."

[YabaBaga]

Better than the American system, they would have left him in the street.

[buffypython]

"I forgot tampons. Oh, I'm probably good for tonight."

"Hank Peters: Italian grocer."

"if you hadn't sent him for groceries, he wouldn't be alive. Anyway."

"Anyone think about resusitating Tony or...?"

"He always finds the bright side of everything."

"Put the lime in the coconut... Baaa."

I think Voodoo lady had a stroooke.

[MST3K86]

(Voodoo lady gives some weird, incomprehensible, sheep like delivery of a line)

Crow: "She must be from Newfoundland."

I'm from Newfoundland so that line made me smile because some people really do have accents that are that hard to understand if you're not use to them BUT we don't sound like sheep... maybe more like an Irishmen on speed XD

[cobain124]

an actor conveys chilliness

[lonelysith66]

Must be out having a beer somewhere!

XD

[javenetti]

i prefer the crow, less canaidans, lol, i think.......

[lonelysith66]

Maybe he's Italian on his mother's side!

XD

[Capng123]

So, this athelete, who's nimble enough to tackle and disarm two punks in a confined space, CAN'T see the ONLY car on the road coming right at him?

Okay...

On a seperate note, how hot is young Tia Carrere? WOW.

[Cassavius]

@Capng123

Meh, Tia is still hot...

[Frankenchoky]

That's Zap to you, buddy

[Scarle89]

Put the liiiiime in the coooconut. Meeeh.

[NUTCASE71733]

But I don't wanna feel again the worm!

[changyimei]

What did they do, Loot a Peer 1..LMAO

[darkprose]

"That's the Canadian heath care system. Bush warned us about this." The great thing about this joke is that when it was satirical and relevant when it was aired in 1994...then stopped being topical...but is completely relevant again. A joke and its contexts...

[HankJwimbleton876]

What about Van johnson?

[GunshyPigeon]

is it me oir does that guy at 2:40 look kinda like an now older Joel robinson?

mnaybe I'm just crazy I dont know, but there was a small similarity I swear!! lol

[seanThree16]

"Hay Tony, I'm being robbed again! Could you...oh."

[TheRamen]

So......hospital, anyone? Did... did that ever come to their minds? Just go straight Voodoo, alright. GREAT IDEA!

[Ferret1923]

voodoo chick reminds me of one of mel brooks uber over the top characters, like one cloris leachman would play,lol

[watda74]

FRAU BLUCHER!!!

(NEIGHHHHHHH!!)

[s1lverfalcon]

zOMG. Canadian health care system joke.

MST will always be timeless. XD

[GhostBlade2]

"When bad things happen to beefy guys"

[kaejae24]

Andrea Martin is in mourning

[WorshipInTruth]

"When your car hits a guy and his body goes fly thats a dead guy".

[gonzoredux]

that's the canadian health care system. Bush warned us of this.

oy...

[EternalGuardian07]

Am I over doing this?

[lonelysith66]

Yes, next question?

XD

[oates897]

"Oh... he never paid for the Provolone..."

[ReijiThePhantom]

"Hey Tony, I'm being robbed again! Could you.... oh..."

"If you hadn't sent for groceries, he'd be alive. Well anyway....."

No! They aren't going to get away with this! They're not going to do it to me again!

"Housewife Vigilante!"

"My son's dead. What's new with you?"

"Is she half sheeeeeeeeep?"

[princesstamika]

lol the blacks not assimilated (Haitians etc.,) are ALWAYS the voodoo queens and they can always do evil like raise people from the dead. That still happens in so-called "good" movies today. Such cultural misinterpretation of anything "different".

[westholmes2001]

If this episode were done today, Mike and the bots would of made steroid jokes because the beefy baseball player looks like Jose Canseco with a longer mullet.

[ArcaneOmen2041]

Crow: *Italian accent* When a car hits a guy, and his body goes fly! . . . That's a dead guy.

LMAO

[jarosson]

Thanx for posting the vid... 'twas awesome, keep it up!!!!

[GenjyoSanzoOTS]

I don't wanna feel again the worm!

[yourfavnightmare]

put de li-i-ime in de coconut

[Kinemacolour]

"Reverse! Put it in reverse!"

[vampirehunterme]

all the leaves are brown"

"al-l-l-l the leaves are bro-o-o-own"

[SeoulMan]

and the sky is gray~

[thatbigolhead]

the lime in the coconut thing made me spray my breakfast all over the moniter....

[bigfreaky1]

hey-a tony im getting robbed again....oh

[thuggin83]

"No its Rasta the kooky dread clown!!"

[Gellarfan666]

Ohmigod! The voodoo woman looks like the love child of Marie Leveau and Guy Fawkes! lol

[dweebcentric]

that joke would be a lot funnier if more people knew who they were.

[Oppledeldoc]

@Gellarfan666 And Emmett Kelly after she puts on that makeup!

[happypranksgiving]

Good idea, just stop walking right in front of the car.

[Sudenak]

"And the li-i-i-i-me in the co-o-oconut myyyehehehhh"

LOL