"Charlton Heston, the man who said, 'Guns don't kill people, apes with guns kill people'." (Planet of the Apes, old version. ^_^) (No, he didn't actually SAY that in any of the Planet of the Apes movies, but I know what Robin Williams is talking about. Charlton Heston was also one of the numerous actors who have played Moses over the years.)
@boredpersonthingy: It's actually even funnier if you know that it's a Planet of the Apes reference. ^_~
@SheanSchu2013 Because clearly you were there to see it happen. And there couldn't possibly have been any games of "telephone" played with the story over thousands of years. I have a feeling if it were written in the bible that shrubbery could spontaneously combust and start speaking, you'd believe--- Oh wait...
williams was definately told to insult jesus by someone in the industry!! you all need to knw to make it big in any industry you cannot be a true follower of jesus christ who is the only one who saves souls, because christianty is the biggst threat to their new age movement aka NWO, because through jesus is the only way you will see clearly what these fuckers are doing nd their true message behind their lies
@m9ronaldo Laughable to me. You are a true believer, full of fear and hatred. What part of the Jesus message do you believe?
Jesus knew he was going to the cross. (I've heard) He didn't indulge in fearful armed uprisings to save his ass. He went to the cross. I don't imagine he liked the idea. He went. You are terrified you can't have things YOUR way. Don't protect Jesus. Your Jesus doesn't need protecting. Find the part of you that wants to protect Jesus because it wants to protect YOU. You.
@lonedoghowling lool wow you are a genius, sorry to break it to you kid, you have been brainwashed!!! your the one full of hated nd fear, nd i think you knw that!! the brainwashed are all the same, just attacking jesus, with disgust in ur heart, pathetic, you should be worried for your soul kid
@lonedoghowling "He went to the cross. I don't imagine he liked the idea. He went."
Could Jesus (assuming he existed and was the avatar of a tribal war god) have called it off at the last second? Could he not have turned to the heavens and asked: why am i doing this god/me? Why do I have to sacrifice myself to myself to create some loophole for a rule I created and could bend whenever I want to and show mercy but instead become some scapegoat? Oh wait. I get to become a God. Bring it on!
Miracles like stand up comedy often 90% great timing. Many great standup comedians & God BOTH Jewish. When “we grow up in ALL WAYS into the Head into Christ” (evolve into God) as Ephesians 4:15 states, those genes for great timing will still be in Him! & Time circles due to General Relativity! BTW those Frogs just came from the Nile! Robin read your Bible! Site of Red Sea crossing found! Many Horse & Human bones, chariot parts. Pillars put up by Solomon to commemorate. Videos here. It happened!
omg I really can't stop laughing, We are studying this in religion...LET'S NOT WAIT FOR THE BREAD TO RISE, WE'RE TRAVELING PEOPLE YOU DON'T WANT SAND IN "THERE"...Omg 2.11 FROGS BACKS hilarious can't breathe omg hahahahahahaha
why is it that the most intelligent conversations on religion occur in the youtube comments. (can you feel the sarcasm?) especially when they littered with spelling errors and horrible grammar.
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Well illuve I hope u realize wad u are saying is foolish. I really hope u don't regret it after death. Please re examine the bible and see for yourself
Dun go around trumpeting your religion u middle eastern twit. Doesn't allah preach humility and all that? The Quran doesn't teach u to mock other ppls religion does it? What if I told the quran was wrong ? U wouldn't like it wouldn't you?
quraan does not teach a person to mock anothers religion, its people who do that, if i was a christian and i sat in a room with 5 people with different belifes, and i bashed out and pretty much pissed the others off, one might think to himself 1-(this religion is crazy) and the other might think 2-(hes making his riligon sound crazy) to muslims the media is doing part 1 of my point up there... its pointless replying to such taunts. stick to what you belive and dont let others make you taint it.
why does everyone have to get into arguments over this if you want to argue religion go somewhere else! Believe wat you want but don't involve other people who don't wanna be involved!!
On the contrary - The existance of neither Moses nor Jesus has ever been proven. You may have heard otherwise - but ofcourse you'll be told the same old tale, you will find no evidence besides the bible that he exists. Just like you won't find any reference to Superman existing in anything other than the Superman and Justive League comics.
If you decide to trust the faulty "But it's over 2000 years old"-logic, you should also argue that Ra, Vishnu, Chac and many other gods are real.
I think you've misunderstood something - they've never found the actual ten commandments. They biggest thing they ever found in relation to christianity is still the dead sea scrolls, but those have no relation to any sort of divinity or divine event. They are lambskin scrolls, on which some of the content in the bible is written - but they are nothing more than scrolls.
So what you think you know has no realistic or historical precedens. I'm sorry. The bible is a nice fable though.
listen yeah im a muslim i belief that some of the stories in the bible and torah are correct with the holy Qur'an. if u want to be proven that that islam is the right religion go on google and type down alallhs miracles and prove to me that this stuff aint real! :D :)
Are we talking all the alledged Allah's name pictures? It's all in the eye of the beholder - you will always try to make sense and distinguish shapes, heck, I've even seen indentations in a rock that spelled out the name Jim and so on. If you just look hard enough, ofcourse you'll find something - and hence the arabic name of allah is in easy curved natural shapes, it is EASY to find in nature. So sorry my friend, no luck in proving anything other than human beliefs will delude you.
@illus1ve actually, my dear sir, there have been many ancient texts written about Jesus, including the ancient gospels written on scrolls. The modern bible is a translated version of the compiled scrolls. Even his birth was found to be recorded.
Please, do point my in the direction of those records, because they're yet to have graced my attention. Other than the 1500 and 1700 forgeries, along with the socalled deathshroud he allegedly wore.
But you will find older scriptures of Gods and other divinities being birthed hundreds and sometimes thousands of years before - but you neglect that to be fiction, because you subjectively chose which of the man made scriptures to believe.
Sure you can understand it. Don't insult your own intelligence I know you are smarter than that. The same One=God ratified the Old Covenant on Mt Sinai is the same One=God=Jesus who came to Earth to ratify the New Covenant with His own blood. And rejecting religion? There are 1000s of beliefs, but only one produces proof. Youtube: Mt Sinai. And while you feel safe in this life, its the afterlife for eternity that you have to worry about. Demons are laughing at you because you bought into the lie
Youtube: Mt Sinai, Jabel Al Lawz Saudi Arabia Pass it on!! I'm Christian and I pray that you be blessed, and also the same One who ratified the Old Covenant came to earth to ratify the New with His own blood.
Wibble wibble snark wobble nonsense blessed, and also the same One nonsense wibble crap rabbit Covenant made up crap waffle self righteous waffling New blah blah blood.
Don't know if you believe in the idea of us being made by a magic man in the sky (I guess you do, you say you are christian) but your post above is just incoprehensible gibberish.
Keep it up, the more people who reject religion the safer this world might be :-)
Doesn't it tell us something that terms like "religious nut," "religious freak," and even "religious madman" are part of our everyday speech and yet there are no equivalents for atheists?
maybe the frogs came from the sky or their were jews with a catapult going "NAHH!" and lucky the pharoh wasnt french because if he was french he would have said 'Lunch!' priceless!
He's a comedian. Comedians make fun of things and don't mean it. Like when he was making fun of how people say Jesus wasn't Jewish. Or if Jesus had a brother. It's just jokes! It's like people who make fun of atheists or people who make fun of politics... In comedy, it's all just good-natured humor. Just lighten up. If you don't want to listen to it, then don't!
hey guys l am muslim and l like comedy but l just dont understand you christians.you guys are mocking with everything like jesus like moses and some others what kind of relicion you have got?or dont you have a faith?
People enjoy poking fun at things around them that everyone is familiar with or has heard of. Some of the people who watch this have a faith, others don't. Robin Williams is a comedian and thereby this is just his silly, not entirely serious, interpretation of religious things. Religion is common ground for most comedians. Comedy is not meant to be taken seriously, it provides people with a good laugh. Laughter is the best medicine.
you make fun of you dad with your friends but that does not mean you don't respect him. Same goes with religion. Making fun of something that is based on facts is fine by me. Making lies and making people hate each other, that is the worst.
"Don't eat the shellfish, I'll tell you why later."
Best. Line. Ever. ^_^
And actually, the reason why there are food laws forbidding eating them and pigs is because those animals are ridiculously susceptible to getting parasites, that could be very easily spread to humans.
get that guy another bag of coke - he's awesome! nanoo nanoo
thehoff1982 4 days ago
It says here wherever you are in the world you are never more than six metres from a rat.
zapkvr 4 weeks ago
"And I'm not talking Guns 'n' Moses..."
"Charlton Heston, the man who said, 'Guns don't kill people, apes with guns kill people'." (Planet of the Apes, old version. ^_^) (No, he didn't actually SAY that in any of the Planet of the Apes movies, but I know what Robin Williams is talking about. Charlton Heston was also one of the numerous actors who have played Moses over the years.)
@boredpersonthingy: It's actually even funnier if you know that it's a Planet of the Apes reference. ^_~
KittyStarlight 3 months ago 3
"We're going to Jerusalem to start years of struggle and later to Miami to fu*k up an election" haha
kubek 3 months ago 2
Jebus was a Jew -- a bad Jew.
He died for his sins.
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TorbFriend 4 months ago
I am a goldfish and I enjoyed this
LoLIceCream123 5 months ago
Why the hell can't church sermons be like this?
BlackPhoenix00280 5 months ago 2
"guns dont kill people....APES with guns kill people!" LMFAO I can just imagine an ape with a gun going "DIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!" Lol
boredpersonthingy 5 months ago
I love how people claim to know the facts about what happened like 2000 years ago.
DrBlueDot 5 months ago 2
2:06 WHAT NOW MR. MAGIC??? hahahaha
BullFranko 5 months ago 2
I wanna see his version of the Ten Commandments put on the silver screen!
slanted89 6 months ago
he is the most animated guy alive
nakedspaniard 6 months ago 2
his cat like god cant do shit
xXxmodzrangerxXx 6 months ago
TheBAGman17, your right, but can you separate the Reed Sea and have hundreds of people walk behind you? It's still a miracle
SheanSchu2013 6 months ago
@SheanSchu2013 Because clearly you were there to see it happen. And there couldn't possibly have been any games of "telephone" played with the story over thousands of years. I have a feeling if it were written in the bible that shrubbery could spontaneously combust and start speaking, you'd believe--- Oh wait...
co1dn3zz 6 months ago
we're traveling people you dont want sand in there LMFAO
stewiebrutha 6 months ago
Red sea my ass they crossed the low marsh of the Reed sea not much of a miracle
TheBAGman17 7 months ago
@TheBAGman17 still is a miracle because the whole Egyptian army drowned in two inches of water
jinxiejae 6 months ago
@jinxiejae lol
TheBAGman17 6 months ago
he should throw in the towel on acting and become a preacher.
MrThapolarbear 7 months ago
I love how "Frog's backs" comes out in a scottish accent
Gooombla 8 months ago
EXODUS according to robin williams
Hypastpist 8 months ago 3
Do you know which special this is?
DibSpicahGal 8 months ago
Actually, the frogs came from the rivers, not the sky.
HEIGHTSIXFIVE 9 months ago
"And if you want to get people out of caves...a shit load of New York rats!" The first time I heard that bit I BUSTED out laughing! funny as hell!!
skywize 9 months ago 14
maybey there where jews with catapolts
swiftdevil1 9 months ago
don't forget who hardened the Pharaoh's heart to keep him from giving in to Moses's request! Guess who! Yahwe!
viridismonasteriense 9 months ago
oh, Egypt.....
midnight9719 9 months ago
What a lame routine
14072GINY 9 months ago
williams was definately told to insult jesus by someone in the industry!! you all need to knw to make it big in any industry you cannot be a true follower of jesus christ who is the only one who saves souls, because christianty is the biggst threat to their new age movement aka NWO, because through jesus is the only way you will see clearly what these fuckers are doing nd their true message behind their lies
m9ronaldo 10 months ago
@m9ronaldo Laughable to me. You are a true believer, full of fear and hatred. What part of the Jesus message do you believe?
Jesus knew he was going to the cross. (I've heard) He didn't indulge in fearful armed uprisings to save his ass. He went to the cross. I don't imagine he liked the idea. He went. You are terrified you can't have things YOUR way. Don't protect Jesus. Your Jesus doesn't need protecting. Find the part of you that wants to protect Jesus because it wants to protect YOU. You.
lonedoghowling 9 months ago
@lonedoghowling lool wow you are a genius, sorry to break it to you kid, you have been brainwashed!!! your the one full of hated nd fear, nd i think you knw that!! the brainwashed are all the same, just attacking jesus, with disgust in ur heart, pathetic, you should be worried for your soul kid
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@lonedoghowling "He went to the cross. I don't imagine he liked the idea. He went."
Could Jesus (assuming he existed and was the avatar of a tribal war god) have called it off at the last second? Could he not have turned to the heavens and asked: why am i doing this god/me? Why do I have to sacrifice myself to myself to create some loophole for a rule I created and could bend whenever I want to and show mercy but instead become some scapegoat? Oh wait. I get to become a God. Bring it on!
viridismonasteriense 9 months ago
@m9ronaldo You are a fucking tool. So Mel Gibsons bullshit does not make money? He didnt make it ?
posae86 9 months ago
robin is pro gun anti war isnt he?
phantomofthedrivein 10 months ago
"tank u for watching me dis farr" priceless!!!!
Knight121198 11 months ago
I believe I'll be staying up again.
MissingCamcorder 1 year ago
"Let my people go or pharaoh gets two in the head". What a crack up.
pwrigz 1 year ago
Calls to his cat god but he can't do shit cause he's afraid of water
AlexanderTheGreat91 1 year ago 3
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Christians are Fool .......
Fuck Jesus Christ
jonesbondchris 1 year ago
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jonesbondchris 1 year ago
"Just take your crackers and the skin off your penis!"
Okin17 1 year ago
"and im not talking guns and moses" lol
malice1337 1 year ago
...we don't want sand in there...
Now it makes sense!
RomaniaTricolor 1 year ago
"And the Pharoah calls to his cat like god, but his cat like god can't do SHIT, because its afraid of WATER! HISSSSSSS!"
phoenixrisinghigh 1 year ago 2
Lol his cat-lik God can't do nothing cause it's afraid of water...lol
sparkman62 1 year ago
then to miami to screw up an election,funny and true
utupeitupe 1 year ago
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freyajean 1 year ago
Exodus 21:17, KJV:
"And he that curseth his father, or his mother, shall surely be put to death."
qwertypoiu4321 1 year ago
The French would go: LUNCH?
Devastator1775 1 year ago 4
"and even the most doubting jew is going your good"
memoryroad626 1 year ago 2
Jews with catapults! this is just priceless!
Judo593 1 year ago 5
@Judo593 How does me holding a catapult induce laughter? I don't know but it does XD
DivaTantrum 1 year ago
XD "Guns don't kill people! APES with guns kill people!" ROFL I think I just burst my gut!
Battybatzgirl 1 year ago
Miracles like stand up comedy often 90% great timing. Many great standup comedians & God BOTH Jewish. When “we grow up in ALL WAYS into the Head into Christ” (evolve into God) as Ephesians 4:15 states, those genes for great timing will still be in Him! & Time circles due to General Relativity! BTW those Frogs just came from the Nile! Robin read your Bible! Site of Red Sea crossing found! Many Horse & Human bones, chariot parts. Pillars put up by Solomon to commemorate. Videos here. It happened!
OmegaSeekerr 1 year ago
A shit load of new york rats is a good idea!
Ferrychick1 1 year ago 4
fuckin' frogs
Stavrinho10 1 year ago
Get your shit and OUT!!! Hehe I love that!!! And the frogs! :D
PoisonousThorns 1 year ago
Where are we going? To Jerusalem to start years of struggle, then to Miami to Fuck up an election!!!
MrMoneyman247 1 year ago
funny illuminati puppet.......
mrpopaadrian 1 year ago
@mrpopaadrian Diferenta intra adevarul ascuns si obsesie de conspiratii...
Pana acuma am vazut ca Beyonce, Bruce Willis,Arnold Schwarzeneger, defapt marea masa de actori acuzata ca ar face parte din 'gruparea' illuminati:)...
Incearca sa filtrezi informatia pe care o citesti ca nu tot ce zboara se mananca.Numai bine.
mihaimoldo 1 year ago
@mrpopaadrian my thoughts exactly
xXBlackxRebelXx 1 year ago
" obviously I did inhale... "
bustedup 1 year ago 2
and even the most doubting person was going "you're good". Classic.
twirltheflag 1 year ago 2
too funny !!
williewill0007 1 year ago
Guns don't kill people, apes with guns do!, love this man!
MusicMonsterMan 1 year ago 5
Maybe they fell from the sky, or maybe there were Jews with catapults going NAH! LMAO!
YourOrnateZepplin 1 year ago 59
@YourOrnateZepplin now.
bowserhunter1 8 months ago
@YourOrnateZepplin NOW! XD
TheRealChaos666 7 months ago
@YourOrnateZepplin going NOW not NAH
TehNickIsNoob 6 months ago
@YourOrnateZepplin NOW! not nah.. XD
TheRealChaos666 3 months ago
omg I really can't stop laughing, We are studying this in religion...LET'S NOT WAIT FOR THE BREAD TO RISE, WE'RE TRAVELING PEOPLE YOU DON'T WANT SAND IN "THERE"...Omg 2.11 FROGS BACKS hilarious can't breathe omg hahahahahahaha
Kitegurl12 1 year ago
luv the way he says in ya dreams lol
iamjohn89 1 year ago
"cat like god can't do SHIT" LMFAO i love how he raises his voice on SHIT HAHAHA
Atheist269 1 year ago 2
Thanks for uploading these. Hilarious.
matthieus2 1 year ago
FROGS BACKS!
RettopTroll17 2 years ago
fuck all you i love williams if you hate him i hate you
robotechmaster9 2 years ago
K-keeeeee!
AlexandrusMegus 2 years ago
why is it that the most intelligent conversations on religion occur in the youtube comments. (can you feel the sarcasm?) especially when they littered with spelling errors and horrible grammar.
jaysonbartzen 2 years ago 27
Fuck religion u preachy motha fuckers
projectlancer 2 years ago 4
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Well illuve I hope u realize wad u are saying is foolish. I really hope u don't regret it after death. Please re examine the bible and see for yourself
xxchunchunxx 2 years ago
Dun go around trumpeting your religion u middle eastern twit. Doesn't allah preach humility and all that? The Quran doesn't teach u to mock other ppls religion does it? What if I told the quran was wrong ? U wouldn't like it wouldn't you?
xxchunchunxx 2 years ago
quraan does not teach a person to mock anothers religion, its people who do that, if i was a christian and i sat in a room with 5 people with different belifes, and i bashed out and pretty much pissed the others off, one might think to himself 1-(this religion is crazy) and the other might think 2-(hes making his riligon sound crazy) to muslims the media is doing part 1 of my point up there... its pointless replying to such taunts. stick to what you belive and dont let others make you taint it.
xshadowsk8ter69x 2 years ago
why does everyone have to get into arguments over this if you want to argue religion go somewhere else! Believe wat you want but don't involve other people who don't wanna be involved!!
CountryGirlbaby678 2 years ago 4
This is a bloody comedy show too!!
airn2p 2 years ago
he takes the piss out of the bible ( even do im muslim) i hate him. btw there is a god choose the right ONE, not ONES, idle worshipers!
voltingman 2 years ago
How are you to know you chose the right one?
leifey 2 years ago
that cat part was funny tho ...
TwistedViewer 2 years ago
Parting of the Red Sea= I would've LOVED to see that. How can Atheists NOT believe?
peacebwithu97 2 years ago
Have you seen Superman?
Do you believe in Superman, is he real?
No? You ought to see the point now.
illus1ve 2 years ago
BIG difference here illus1ve: Superman is a FAKE person. Moses was a REAL person.
peacebwithu97 2 years ago
On the contrary - The existance of neither Moses nor Jesus has ever been proven. You may have heard otherwise - but ofcourse you'll be told the same old tale, you will find no evidence besides the bible that he exists. Just like you won't find any reference to Superman existing in anything other than the Superman and Justive League comics.
If you decide to trust the faulty "But it's over 2000 years old"-logic, you should also argue that Ra, Vishnu, Chac and many other gods are real.
illus1ve 2 years ago 5
What about the tablets they found with the 10 commandments etched in them? I guess they were just imagining that.
peacebwithu97 2 years ago
I think you've misunderstood something - they've never found the actual ten commandments. They biggest thing they ever found in relation to christianity is still the dead sea scrolls, but those have no relation to any sort of divinity or divine event. They are lambskin scrolls, on which some of the content in the bible is written - but they are nothing more than scrolls.
So what you think you know has no realistic or historical precedens. I'm sorry. The bible is a nice fable though.
illus1ve 2 years ago
listen yeah im a muslim i belief that some of the stories in the bible and torah are correct with the holy Qur'an. if u want to be proven that that islam is the right religion go on google and type down alallhs miracles and prove to me that this stuff aint real! :D :)
voltingman 2 years ago
Are we talking all the alledged Allah's name pictures? It's all in the eye of the beholder - you will always try to make sense and distinguish shapes, heck, I've even seen indentations in a rock that spelled out the name Jim and so on. If you just look hard enough, ofcourse you'll find something - and hence the arabic name of allah is in easy curved natural shapes, it is EASY to find in nature. So sorry my friend, no luck in proving anything other than human beliefs will delude you.
illus1ve 2 years ago
@illus1ve actually, my dear sir, there have been many ancient texts written about Jesus, including the ancient gospels written on scrolls. The modern bible is a translated version of the compiled scrolls. Even his birth was found to be recorded.
aintthatinnocent 2 years ago
Please, do point my in the direction of those records, because they're yet to have graced my attention. Other than the 1500 and 1700 forgeries, along with the socalled deathshroud he allegedly wore.
But you will find older scriptures of Gods and other divinities being birthed hundreds and sometimes thousands of years before - but you neglect that to be fiction, because you subjectively chose which of the man made scriptures to believe.
illus1ve 2 years ago
That might work....1:00
DarkFenix34512 2 years ago 2
I wish some hot naked chicks fell out of the sky right into my arms O_O
royalsteven 2 years ago
It would be funny if some defeathered grilled chickens fell into your arms haha.
karatechopu2 2 years ago 3
Ehhh I'm not that hungry and I don't like chicken that much. I rather bite a chick then a chicken If you know what I mean :D
royalsteven 2 years ago 2
Haha. That's awesome =)
karatechopu2 2 years ago
dont we all
GrecoWrestlerNJ70 2 years ago
Not all, not gays, sexists and hetereo womens O_O
royalsteven 2 years ago
I'd rather it rained men personally
GrimsClockwork 2 years ago
Cool :D
royalsteven 2 years ago
Robin williams is amazing,he is by far the most hilarious stand up comic ever....i love em!!
NigerianRocker 2 years ago 3
lmao! throw frogs at them!
Bloodheart9507 2 years ago
Impressed
munkybrain 2 years ago
were traveling. you dont want sand in there
hahaha
dirtbikr66 2 years ago 5
ROBIN WILLIAMS FOR THE WIN!!!
doalisaluver 2 years ago 6
cuz its afraid of water or doesn't exist, all good xD
luffylvr676 2 years ago 2
LOLLL a shit load of New york rats! "snitff hhaha raid!" loll "i eat pussy, litteraly Cmon!"
bloodfyuh 2 years ago 13
lol, "his cat god is afriad of water *hiss hiss*" hilarious, this guy is brilliant!
kathrynweir 2 years ago 6
"to jerusalem to start years of struggle and later to miami to fuck up an election"
OSSIM
Ryantehossim1 2 years ago 3
his stuttering mistake was frikin hilarious. he can turn his screw ups into pure comedian =D
chostmiester 2 years ago 81
@chostmiester
"I didnt inhale" hahaha
PARTYable123 10 months ago
What a save with the deaf bit. He's really an excellent extemporaneous speaker.
RyRobb813 2 years ago 4
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Robin Williams is still painful to watch. Nanu nanu Mork!
1donkey 2 years ago
'I eat pussy literally '..im a vagitarian too~!
FletcherHabit 2 years ago
Lol let the jews go or the pharoh gets 2 in the head
ssnickloc13 2 years ago 3
not bombs not food but fucking frogs!
CrazyAnimeTako 2 years ago 62
Guns don't kill people , apes with guns kill people LOL !!!
Gerogiancounty 2 years ago 9
1:05 ROFLMAO
douglasdwpeters 2 years ago
To All The People Who Are Talking About Religion, And Taking A Joke WAY To Fucking Seriously, Id Like To Quote Mr. Bill Hicks..-
"Do Me A Favor, And Get In Touch With Your Outer Fucking Adult..."
spawned7 2 years ago 7
love that man
yourfaceandmum 2 years ago
To all the people who capitalize every word in a sentence, I'd like to quote... well, myself.
"Do me a favor. Crack open a fucking 1st grade writing primer."
jonrd463 2 years ago 4
Whatever You english Teachers Do A Horrible Job
gemcutter187 2 years ago
sigh, its a stand up act, peopel sometimes take shit too seriously, its meant to make you laugh, it wont make everyone laugh, but thats life.
tekinak007 2 years ago 12
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Sure you can understand it. Don't insult your own intelligence I know you are smarter than that. The same One=God ratified the Old Covenant on Mt Sinai is the same One=God=Jesus who came to Earth to ratify the New Covenant with His own blood. And rejecting religion? There are 1000s of beliefs, but only one produces proof. Youtube: Mt Sinai. And while you feel safe in this life, its the afterlife for eternity that you have to worry about. Demons are laughing at you because you bought into the lie
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Youtube: Mt Sinai, Jabel Al Lawz Saudi Arabia Pass it on!! I'm Christian and I pray that you be blessed, and also the same One who ratified the Old Covenant came to earth to ratify the New with His own blood.
Wazzup132435465768 2 years ago
I've just read.
Wibble wibble snark wobble nonsense blessed, and also the same One nonsense wibble crap rabbit Covenant made up crap waffle self righteous waffling New blah blah blood.
Don't know if you believe in the idea of us being made by a magic man in the sky (I guess you do, you say you are christian) but your post above is just incoprehensible gibberish.
Keep it up, the more people who reject religion the safer this world might be :-)
treevor921 2 years ago 4
Treevor:
Doesn't it tell us something that terms like "religious nut," "religious freak," and even "religious madman" are part of our everyday speech and yet there are no equivalents for atheists?
NVanWendy 2 years ago
LUNCH!
roflmao!
MuhammadIsMyBitch 2 years ago
obviously i did inhaled... LMAO
Nasomyz 2 years ago 5
maybe the frogs came from the sky or their were jews with a catapult going "NAHH!" and lucky the pharoh wasnt french because if he was french he would have said 'Lunch!' priceless!
beshi01 2 years ago
Guns really don't kill people..... the bullets do.
ajkasse1 2 years ago
NO THE APES DO
callshadow3 2 years ago
but the bullets help
ajkasse1 2 years ago
my faverate part is when he GOES
PHAROH CALLED TO HIS CAT LIKE GOD
LOL
libbyandtai 2 years ago
lol his screw ups are hilarious
chostmiester 2 years ago
but he recovers so well ^_^
Lostfaith1980 2 years ago
:D Cant beat robin williams.... ACE!!!
XxXSpittyKittyCatXxX 2 years ago 3
we're travelling people! you dont want sand in there!
PepperBabe 2 years ago
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My SIDES hurt!!!
adia1270 2 years ago
I love his recoveries whenever he mispeaks. They are sometimes funnier than the actual jokes.
mystic101 3 years ago 12
ROFLMAO!!! If it wasn't for the cursing i would take this to church and show my preacher.
xDucky17x 3 years ago 4
wrap it ya minge
OMGUSERNAMELOLZ 3 years ago
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how can he talk about the creater and history like that... i serius dont like him enymore
Denzeellopez 3 years ago
For reals?
iCuMlOuD 3 years ago
He's a comedian. Comedians make fun of things and don't mean it. Like when he was making fun of how people say Jesus wasn't Jewish. Or if Jesus had a brother. It's just jokes! It's like people who make fun of atheists or people who make fun of politics... In comedy, it's all just good-natured humor. Just lighten up. If you don't want to listen to it, then don't!
jkap34 3 years ago 15
freedom of speech?
astorpolsen 3 years ago 2
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greengirl you got a point, you are too smart for a 15 years old girl..
metalkaz1234 3 years ago
maybe for you, king nothing.
but for me, she is just normal
clansmaninlove 3 years ago
guns don't kill people bullets do. LOL
ajkasse1 3 years ago
hey guys l am muslim and l like comedy but l just dont understand you christians.you guys are mocking with everything like jesus like moses and some others what kind of relicion you have got?or dont you have a faith?
metalkaz1234 3 years ago
People enjoy poking fun at things around them that everyone is familiar with or has heard of. Some of the people who watch this have a faith, others don't. Robin Williams is a comedian and thereby this is just his silly, not entirely serious, interpretation of religious things. Religion is common ground for most comedians. Comedy is not meant to be taken seriously, it provides people with a good laugh. Laughter is the best medicine.
GreenGrl095 3 years ago 38
Faith not everyone believes in gods, yes gods all mythology has em including yours to. Muhammed flew up on a winged horse yea right.
C0mm0nS3ns3 3 years ago
you make fun of you dad with your friends but that does not mean you don't respect him. Same goes with religion. Making fun of something that is based on facts is fine by me. Making lies and making people hate each other, that is the worst.
azacamis 2 years ago 4
"Don't eat the shellfish, I'll tell you why later."
Best. Line. Ever. ^_^
And actually, the reason why there are food laws forbidding eating them and pigs is because those animals are ridiculously susceptible to getting parasites, that could be very easily spread to humans.
The more you know. :)
"AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE!"
G.I. JOE!
Toocold 3 years ago
what election was he talking about?
Dmasterman 3 years ago
the one where Bush won in Florida against Gore
hawbster 3 years ago
ohhh
Dmasterman 3 years ago
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Thou shall not take the name of thy God in vain! may God forgive him i pray
kariyiljose 3 years ago
euh! god doesn't exist you know?
ceeqanguel 3 years ago
lmao I guess people on youtube aren't religious
hawbster 3 years ago 4
"Take the skin off your penis, you don't want sand in there" LMAO!!!
inlovewithcats 3 years ago 6
"...and even the most doubting jews are going, 'your good'"
dontbeaplayahata1 3 years ago 3
"thank you for watchin me diss far!"
koosoos123 3 years ago 3
and if you wanna get a people out of a cave, a shit load of NY rats. LOL fucking love it 10 thumbs up!
KonniKall 3 years ago 2
I hear to that cheers mates!
OrnKarif 3 years ago
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i am sorry but I do not find him funny, I loved him in Mork and Mindy and he is a fabulous actor, he seems bi polar to me. THAT IS MY OPINION.
redbette 3 years ago
You seem like an idiot to me! THAT IS MY OPINION.
mrknowfuckall 3 years ago
yea and you are a loser withou a sense of humor.THAT IS MY OPINION.
mrajsma01 3 years ago