EAS Emergency Action Notification: Red Dawn 2010

[Fushichou1978]

"Russian forces may be in on this invasion" and "taking hostages left and right" are way too informal of language for an EAS message.

[efan2011]

You need to remake this since North Korea is now the main country instead of China

[Shartl9]

Where do you get that voice

[loikmg]

I heard from someone on youtube, that they made a remake of red dawn in detroit. This is it about the chinease invading detroit michigan.

[cobrabeebop]

well this is silly, everyone knows commies are allready running Detroit. How is that central planning working out for you Detroit?

[mrryencoke]

HAHA! If China ever invaded Detroit they would have to execute their Intelligence Officers because they would obviously be outgunned by the local population!

[goddamnjerk]

rocket launchers

[MrGreenday1209]

chicago will b a war ground in a few yrs

[columbusmozart]

The Chinese invade Detroit? What, they didn't have enough rubble at home? Needed more crackhouses?

[dan3261]

the chinese are comming! the chinese are comming! the chinese are comming! lol

china will pwns all, play cnc generals and youll see what i mean. our weapons count for nuthing agains thier numbers, imagine zombies with guns.

[Nitocolus]

Movie will be just another spew of anti-communist babble and bullshit cooked up by a bunch of 'patriotic' directors. If they were so damned patriotic, they'd make the movie about an enemy we're ctually fighting and not one that's keeping us out of the gutters. Make it like every other remake nowadays where the stories are relevant, but all the characters are screwed up.

[1977StateOfMind]

Red Dawn 2010...ok...could be interesting.....but why the hell would anyone want Detroit?

[sp4449lover]

@1977StateOfMind yes and the dfw to

[Randseed2]

This is pathetic even in the context of the 80s.

[coldsteel2204]

this is great!

[Obstkuchen14]

China attacking us would be a big mistake. We do may too much business with them for them to attack us and risk losing a lot of money.

[irishmanb1974]

@Obstkuchen14 Yes, but they also do pretty good business with a lot other countries too.

[ssi1991]

@Obstkuchen14

well i guess if the us is unable to pay back it's debt to china it is just fair for china to take everything they want from the us...

one way to acquit the us debts to china...

i doubt the us is able to pay back the goverment bonds held by china...its now 800+ billion USD...

and still rising...

it worries me...

but it is ur very own fault and we should answer for our shortcomings...

man i hate it but it's the truth...

[derpasaurusrex]

i plaid this next to the raidio and scared the shat outof my mom

[tyeabrzannn]

@derpasaurusrex I did the same with my sister. she hid in the bathroom and it took a while to prove it wasn't real

[Fyuzseion]

i think Russia is actually our ally now, but hey, its a mock.

[staticman0]

True, but let's hope we don't piss them off ._.

[tpirrules19a]

@Fyuzseion This mock-up is based off the plot of Red Dawn and I saw on IMDb that Russia is an aggressor along with the PRC.