Choaniki (Sega Saturn JPN) - Gameplay

[Menuki]

And this was made BEFORE a radiation leak..

[BlueAx]

What is this... I don't even...

[BM309K58SMERCH]

No, really.

[BM309K58SMERCH]

I'm okay with this.

[Monacomaverick]

That boss was a real dick!

Sorry, I just couldn't resist! XD

[anaquiias]

Never, ever, ever, ever, In my life I saw something that weird, this thing is going to drive me nightmares...

[AmericanIdiotJohnrei]

1:30 its werid to have a penis like that.

[extrememonaXXX]

one of the most stupidest game ive ever seen..

[smoothskin8]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS??? (in my Chris Rock voice)

[rumbazz]

Bring to xbla pls

[tmgr100]

WHAT THE FUCK god damn could you imagine trying to discribe tis game to someone!?!?!

[Nyrufa]

@tmgr100 They already have on I-Mockery. Look under their sexual moments in Game Play features.

[EckoNike1]

Do they let Game Programmers take weed during work?

[crazybay46913]

@EckoNike1 I don't think that's just weed they've taken. You'd have to take Pine Sol or some shit to get that fucked.

[Buzda]

@EckoNike1 I think this game was the result of a combo of shrooms/acid/meth.

[marelicainavokado]

... what did you just look at?

[ofodao14]

OMG 1:43 - super dick man

[ofodao14]

those japan guys should stop smoking crack

[3DSRomTester]

HOLY shit game

[Atropys]

Vaguely homoerotic.

[DragonRagnarok]

total brainfuck...

[JuicyPlayer]

Gay sex wasn't enough for Japan!

[Soupbone46]

if you thought that was wierd you should see the gameover screen

[TheCoco47]

O_o

[AcidBlackLove86]

Wait wait wait......was the robot octopus sex machine... I dont even know wth just happened.



[Ratonga]

Undeadbokun used JAPAN!

its super effective!

Youtuber fainted!

[XxEldeRgoDxX]

I got mind fucked by a bald guy.

[TMF58]

An acid trip embodied in a video game

[Nettacki]

The PS1 version of this game has been out now on US PSN. Untranslated, of course. So yeah...wanna buy it?

[hploveshack99]

... this is gayer than 2 dicks sucking off 3 dicks.

[hploveshack99]

...

[deepvoicefromraleigh]

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

[goumork]

holy crap...so crazy

[tomazo82]

funniest is at 1:00 when random bald jap dude pops up out of nowhere, says something dodgy and smiles.

[blackxrosary]

i actually LOVE yaoi and i have alot of gay friends,but......idk....this..­is.... this is to much.

[skellyme]

1:38 was...was that his penis? and why did it have a minture version of himself on it?

[theshayanproduction]

WTF IS THE PEADO THAT COMES IN AT 1:16!!! literally reminds me of my childhood...

[vjm3]

I just...I'm sorry.

I can't fap to this.

[GENOCIDE2099]

this looks so stupid that i would play this.

[GENOCIDE2099]

cracked

[morbidfusion]

CRACKEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDD

[videogamegenius]

WHAT THE FUCK?????????????

[DenverCholoX3]

This is SO fucked up! haha

[TehDerpHerp]

I find this very easy to fap to.

[victorhugo2826]

THIS GAME WAS DONE FOR SEGA SATURN REALLY ?!

[dezark]

what ut fuck, the dick of boss it atacking.

[Xortrox]

WHYYYYYYY



[idxrider]

...wtf kind of boss was that?

[julyancho]

pero q2ue demonios ???!?!?!? U_U

[tsemalesk]

Q jogo bizarro!!

[Dahhkness]

Oh, Japan, you so crazy! No, seriously, you are.

[thousandyoung]

LOLWUT

[WhiteLycanXII]

God dammit, Japan.

[zabuzaby]

sick shit

[8m293]

This game's music is great!! How can I get it?

[TheRebelMage]

I'm gonna go bleach my brain now...

[dxplay2128]

MAH EYES

[OnSaturnDays]

ziru

[TheSuperZombieNerd]

What was that?!

I think I've just gone insane.

[MultiTrollHunter]

did i just have a siezure?

[Moltile]

the end boss reminds me of guss for red vs blue crew

[mwells219]

my brain... is full of fuck

[shujinkoMK]

2:02 what the hell is Kung Lao doing in this gay ass game?

[Maksapihvi]

@shujinkoMK Being gay, perhaps.

[spearofdestinyfanboy]

This is the reason why the suicide numbers in Japan are high.

[MrXclio]

@spearofdestinyfanboy they haven't been any since 1945, a little late aren't you.

[spearofdestinyfanboy]

@MrXclio There has been even a southpark episode where they say theyre have more suicidal accidents then other countries.

btw in WW2 the atombomb wasnt suicide...

[tavern2468]

ummmmm.................1:32 has pretty much changed my whole life

[Fapple]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaHAHAHAHA wtf

[mysticx0]

this is so ass destroyingly homoerotic- i could blow Liberace at the super bowl halftime and feel more straight than i do now lol

[dibujo312]

This is Scarier than Giygas.

[joseakadaman]

japanese people never get high. they're just crazy. in japan, this is normal.

[TheInunah]

Nintendo put this on the virtual console but they won't localize Fatal Frame 4?

So apparently, a scary game where you take pictures of ghosts is much worse than...uh...whatever this is.

[anakinfan12002]

AVGN needs to review this. He'd flip his shit. lol

[01WALKMAN01]

this is the madona , lady gaga video game

[anotherguttersnipe]

Back in the days before Billy Herrington......

[Dipstikk]

MECHA PINGAS.

[AngelusDash]

Sanity points lost ...

[xidazoon]

@AngelusDash

Don't think it so serious. This kind of titles are always purchased as so called Baka game, means simply enjoy insane scenario and atmosphere. This is pretty famous title but not be so well sold even in Japan.

[killemall22]

wow

[tiffygabrielle]

This game looks AWESOME!!!!!

[TheMadamMalice]

I just... i don't... what?

[YonKitoTaoshibe]

WTF!? No wonder they didn't release this in the US until the PSN release! This has to be the most disturbing thing I've ever seen in a video game. If you'll excuse me, I have to go commit seppuku, because my eyes have just suffered grave dishonor.

[ras464]

no HD? :(

[chuuxorz]

I hate when people think a single developer that made an absurd game for the amusement of people is representative of everything japanese.

[killemall22]

@chuuxorz they don't but this is not the only weird shit to come out of japan

[12as34df5]

Japanese people have some weird and sick kinks

[giasirdo84]

Is it a gay-shooter?

[Suzi3xx]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­L

[CappitranoBellephant]

When someone figures out what happened please get back to me.

[turtlewings]

what drugs are they on, and how can I get some?

[Audioworm]

Okay seriously. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK.

[ksm8368]

WHAT THE FUCK SERIOUSLY

[Lalo7404]

o_O wtf?

[xArchangelSGE]

ok. What the fuck did i just watch.

[boboperry]

and i've been playin cod all these years

[dexploratio]

hilarious xD

[MyNameIsViolet]

I actually have this game, though, it's the PSX version. It's easily the most whacked out game ever. If I had a means to record the screen, I'd post the entire game, as it's not terribly difficult to beat. Why I have it, is because Electronic Gaming Monthly would make fun of it back in the day, so it was sort of iconic to make fun of, etc, so I bought it on eBay for the lulz.

[1DJKoopa1]

It's a shame the only woman in the game isn't even a full one.

[KelLorien]

It's no wonder Japanese horror games are often considered better than US ones. This is what their non-horror titles look like -_-

[MrSaturn33]

@KelLorien This qualifies as horror IMO.

[MinDControlDx]

@KelLorien Us horros sucks so it's not impressive.

[WiNCR4SH2]

@KelLorien u mad. And jrpgs?

[YakShavingDay]

I'm 35 and what is this?

[Logouser76]

AAAAAAAAAH MY EYES!!!!

[liberalgamer4]

This video is brought to you but the conservative party.

[StranniChell]

looks like south park major boobage flash game

[IAmMarcusYes0w0]

I'm gay and I still consider this game as the most disturbing one... Ever...

[Vyse220]

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS OH GOD MY EYES

[OniruPA]

It's a game gay. Por eso se ve esas clases de cosas en este juego.

[jointbuttz]

OK that boss takes the buscuit

[pithair1]

seriously WTF???

[UnholyAngelLord]

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH?! WHY THE HELL WAS THE BOSS A NAKED GUY WITH A METAL PENIS?!

[MrSavagegamer]

OK i bet the guy who made this game was really bored and said "ugh, im bored, I KNOW, ill make a weird game for fun". Then that is how this game got created.

[TheWolvesCurse]

That boss is the most disturbing videogameboss i`ve ever seen

[alfred0621]

1:26 is that his dick?

[aluasena]

sHSHUsuSHUshuUshus xDDD no belive man

[gaidenashtar]

Thats disturbing!!!!

[dumbasspauldentonkin]

Terry Gilliam made video games?

[gnrcr]

Wasn't porn not allowed on Youtube ?

[Gustavo3451]

okay.....

[TalesofGirl4ever]

For a while, I was not sure what I was watching. But after the end, I am CONVINCED that I have a crystal meth addiction.

[Tadddius]

Hey I Just Beat This Game Can Someone Say Me Where Can I Read The Ending Plot Text, Cos It's All In Japanese

[piolhochato]

This video should be part of the series "WTF Japan"

[bubusoad]

que jogo mais alternativo hahaha

[96Rolling]

Ich bin auch wegen Dekay hier

[ofmuviTV]

Wenn ihr wegen Dekay hier seid, daumen hoch :P

[stef4x]

wegen HerrDekay hier...

[hackerp49]

This is weird  and sexy.

[JonPanganiban]

the only logical thing to say is WHAT THE FUCK

[mozart0341]

hahaha so weird

[jphil9393]

i lol'd hard at this video especially at 1:35

[NefariousEvildoer]

God, Japan, I love you.

[RedAvery1]

Why the fuck is kung lao here

[xandrexandrex]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh WTf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[359lillian]

Now this is what i call,making fun of porn. XD

[67ARC]

this vid show how much japanese people are fucked up about this type games

[Antifrost]

Robotnik Approves.

[barrybrien82]

That has to be the funniest boss music ever

[barrybrien82]

This looks amazing

[knuxte465]

People of told me the game "Street Fighter: The movie: The Game" is the worst game ever, even double for "Parodius," But this game takes the cake- It's so bad- it's probably the FUNNIEST GAMES I HAVE EVER OWNED, YES... I OWN THIS GAME!

[TheSpacechannel5]

@knuxte465 After reading this, i want this game too. So crazy i just cant resist :D

[slashzaku15]

This series makes Parodius seem normal

[IggyHazard]

Torsos with MP5s. I always thought the half-humyn/half-pirate ship grrl was an interesting concept for a game character. Crazy-go-nuts, sure, but that's the charm of it.

[onlynicc16]

Only in japan eh ?

[blm072]

ラングリッサーシリーズにも兄貴たちは出てましたね。

[Cdubzhappy]

this can't be real

[MalchikBlue]

@Cdubzhappy

It's real and it's a franchise.

[timlbs]

this will give me nightmares

[Shippoyasha]

This is SO GAY, it cross the dimensional threshold of gayness. Now this is officially the most manly, straight video game ever.

[MrROTD]

wow gay overtones, not like I give a fuck what people do in their bedrooms but this is so supergay lol

[BLACKIESBOY]

This game is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOO gay

[Neutral1]

LOL!!!!! I remember this game from my travels in 94. Boy did I ever think Americans would never get to see it. But lo and behold it is here and all the awkwardness has returned. I am so creeped out by the boss... so creeped out.

[darkcoeficient]

1:33

Is that his... and then it had upper torso.... head stretches... explode??????

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUU

[RADULUXOR]

weird game

[TheDromader]

This game...... WHAT.....

[TheHornet79]

1:06 just to make it better they made a girl moaning in the background as there song.

2:21 ....The Hell was that?

[Xbal1000]

Japan, what have they done to you?

[immortalass]

whoever designed this was a previously unknown type of batshit insane

[01WALKMAN01]

WTF POOR JAPANESE POEPLE THEY DID TAKE HARD WORLD WAR 2

[MultiLex101]

@01WALKMAN01 Yea...and you never took English classes...

[MultiLex101]

@01WALKMAN01 Yea...and you never took English classes...

[TheJ0llyRoger]

Is it wrong that the music bothers me more than the game itself?

[Samplelord]

Goddamn...

I thought it was the weed I was smoking.

Goddddamn......

[deGothiaSweden]

hqahahhahaha wtf is this ??! hahaha

[das81]

What the fuck!?.



[lilbonsly]

I'll never be able to UNsee this, THE HORROR!!!

*Bleaches Eyes*

[marcelosinico]

I just became homophobic!

The horror!!!

[frostare]

@2:15 I was on my toes...

[sybnios]

To all the haters out there. Ok we got it the game is too MANLY for you! The game is not intended for boys only REAL MEN! Cho Aniki and the Legend of the Holy Protein will be forever!

[Renegade0056]

Thank you Japan, Thank you...

[nxnja]

this is why ps3 is better than xbox 360

[GamingPalooza]

@nxnja

there is many reasons why ps3 is better...

[dewybmt]

and there are also many aspects that the xbox are better in sir. ps3 has its upsides but xbox has things about it people like too. ps3 has a fun selection of games but so does xbox. ps3 has good 3rd company headphone support and xbox has really fun online. both have a store that allows them to play old games for previous consoles and buy new unique games. personnaly i like xbox a bit more but i like both consoles alot. so please dont make comments like that because someone will argue with you.

[GamingPalooza]

@dewybmt

ya, XBOX is better at dying. I know that from experience and I won't buy one again. Sure, people can like their gears of war and halo... and their silly Mii rip off avatars... and their 50 dollar fees for xbox live... and your 100 dollar USB wifi attachment.... and your defunct HD DVD attachment... you can like it all you want and many people do, but PS3 is just the better console over all.

[dewybmt]

@GamingPalooza and our fallout and our SHARED games and those of us whos xbox's WORK have a hell of a good time playing it. with our now FREE built in wifi and all our awesome original games and new D,C games sure xbox live is still costly but hey i say its worth it. plus xbox came out before wii so even if they are alike in that regard xbox still has its different features. plus its weird you say xbox is better at dying when my ps3 died like a week after i bought it and my xbox still lives.