Bacteria Growth

[Mrtfm02]

i don't undrestand, it's very difficult for my level of english.

[Weraisethenerdyflag]

I used to expect the top comments to be biologists talking about really complex stuff, but it's always someone talking about fapping or porn.

[TyneSpeedx95]

Haha I love that comment it's hilarious thanks for the laugh ;)

[Baldoxxx4000]

Thats how justin bieber reproduces...

[Delcaroll]

5000 billion billion

Illiterate piece of shit narrator.

[Aplemario]

It's a little too stuffy...

[smilev1019]

5000 billion billion xD

[smily1600]

you really have to give credit to the white blood cells :-/

[zivyekut]

Eshel Ben Jacob Learning from Bacteria about Social Networks

[ixat00]

This, it's like watching poop take a poop.

[gabrielramos]

holy shit? is does this really happens this fast??

[AboFinal]

@gabrielramos Nope

[malagarcha]

malditas sean todas.

[SuperSkeletonGirl]

2,4,16,32,64,120,240,570,1020,­10,000....

[jakubgt1]

@SuperSkeletonGirl

Bacteria growth is logarithmic

2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, 128, 256, 512, 1024, 2048, etc. until it reaches the maximum stationary phase

[NYtassu]

OMG, burn it...burn it with FIRE!!!

[NYtassu]

Is it ok if I lost count ._.

[UshikuboSakura]

That looks...disgusting.. D:

[carleezud]

like what only,

[tianyanggg]

W36F :) Call me.

[hellchickenx]

Trololol



[emblazonpunk]

BACTERIA GANG BANG !!

[hectorltd]

bacteria orgy

[serenitycherry]

My eyes are bleeding from watching this...

[pittbull909]

the bacteria growth, ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!

[wpunkzz]

omg

[AlMayer1100]

Its the same as with man kind and everything else. Growth is always exponential. The reason why we're not growing after being 25 years old is that there is opponents of growth in our bodies that keeps reproduction under control and produces a very good thing called "stagnation" of growth. Something the human population is unable to do. Maybe because mankind is more stupid than our cells.

[AqwMylittletreecko]

farguitarable shut up this is serious you are just playing you loser

[TheSleepingTerror]

I'm afraid of this.

[Thegoodlol]

if you let it grow and don't kill it, does it take over the world??

[MlTher]

all growth is exponential. thats why we need exponential destruction.

[bryceguy72]

The actual number is 4,722,366,482,869,645,213,696 bacteria in one day.

Dividing every 20 mins means 3 generations per hour or 72 per day. Since the number of bacteria doubles with each generation, raise 2 to the 72nd power to get the total in 72 generations. If your calculator doesn't have enough precision, use the WolframAlpha math website. Google it. It can compute anything and you don't have to download anything.

[myflipnotes]

@bryceguy72 nerd

[bryceguy72]

@myflipnotes And proud of it.

[JimmyTheCat808]

yay :3

[ProperBodged]

this makes me shiver. Before tonight i hadnt had a bath/shower for like 5 days, and to think that this will have been happening on my WHOLE body 5x over. No wonder i was sweating loads and didn't smell nice. :/

[3funkyboy]

bacteria rockzzzz



[miro1234eg]

it is nice

[riotofone11]

This was very difficult, but I finally managed to fap to this.

[Tsunaphoenix3]

@riotofone11 And how did that turn out?

[undeadpresident]

People don't rule the earth....bacteria do.

[Daethsoul767]

5000 billion billion.......pretty sure that could of used better wording for that

[Andrei32023]

5000 billion...billion. Thats insane!!!

[bajgergabajgerga]

top view of a chinese maternity hospital

[therealTOTOfan]

can someone explain to me how they grow so fast and gain so much volume? isnt it that in order to grow a cell needs "food" ..and here it seems like all they do is duplicate ..so how do they do that? ^_^

[bomberfun1]

That is definitely what some club and bar girls have in their vaginas.

[TheXRealXBrapp]

Makes me pissed off and turned on. Why?

[KeshnerfFilms]

bloop...bloop bloop...bloop bloop bloop bloop... bloblpobplboblbobplbobplbbopbl­pbobpobplbbpoblbp

[BPAKI78]

its reproductive organs are so fast!

[Frapazoid]

@BPAKI78 That's what she said!

Ba-dum chhhh.

[WaterlyTom]

lord bacteria

[XxSaphireassasinsxX]

FUcking yuck! @farguitarable Lmao

[kawaiidog753]

so good

[iPlayWithPhysics]

Where does the matter comes from?!

[hydrobot2003]

I hate Bacteria, What happens to the Them if you turn on a Rife machine?

[secretring97]

I FAPPED TO THIS

[BassUltraMusic]

I cried.

[mphello]

173 bacteria gave this video a thumbs up.

19 amoeba gave it a thumbs down.

[mphello]

I'm not sure if I should thumbs up this video! :)

[stupekiid]

graham loves penis

[twilightsoccer14]

Ugh... watching bacteria makes me feel actually sick. I never want to touch a surface again..in fsact - why am i touching this keyboard?

[MrTranjonathan]

lol Five billion billion

[jmm1233]

EPIC

[jakemeow]

Thumbs up if you thinked "WTF? So big?"

[inukami23]

What would happen if I got one specific kind of Bacteria and put it in a environment where it could grow without harm. And the environment was very suitable for that specific kind of Bacteria? Would it be a better Bacteria? Just a question that arose in my head.

[Ilamarea]

Haha, they are like chinese :D

[PorpoiseSeeker]

Perhaps it is time for you to study up on lateral transfer

[JJengineering]

well 20 minutes is extremely fast!

[FerroviasdeSP]

Nossa, estas pragas, estas bactérias malditas podem matar uma pessoal!

[ishsenaka]

Prokaryotic cells are poorly organized than eukaryotic cells. but still it shows resistant to anty-biotics day by day. this is evolution. if u use an anty-biotic which used in 1990... the same medicine won't give the same curing for the same bacterial infections. coz bacterias have evolved. the existing bacterias are capable of holding the old anty-biotic. evolution is proovable. on the other hand how one can say that the god is spreading billions of bacterias in a day????

[RespectMyHate]

So how is evolution possible? before you evolutionist freak out listen to this.

5000 billion billion bacteria in one day, thats way more than humans who have ever lived on this planet. so how come the bacteria aren't evolving? I have yet to see a bacteria change into something thats not a bacteria.

EVOLUTION IS A LIE.

[TheStudio960]

@RespectMyHate bacteria are cells not humans and yes they reproduce 5000 billion bacteria and there are unstoppable reproducer and also there been some changes to bacteria past year it gets stronger thats why we have vaccination every outbreaks to prevent every bacteria or virus spread. Also other bacteria don't live in earth there some study bacteria may exist in other moons or planet. The reason why your like that it could be against your region or you don't get it or do not understand good.

[RespectMyHate]

@TheStudio960 the fact that bacteria cells aren't human cells sound like the bacteria should evolved even faster since bacteria are exposed to many different environments, thus the weak ones die in some environments making it possible for the stronger ones to evolve into something thats not a bacteria.

[SuperIby]

@RespectMyHate i never really believed in evolution but thats a really good point :L

[fingersjonny]

@RespectMyHate I don't think you understand the basic concept of evolution. Evolution will not change a bacteria into another organism in the short term. Evolution will select bacteria that can cope with changes in their environment, such as antibiotics. MRSA is perfect evidence evolution happens. MRSA is distinct from other forms of staphlococcus aureus. Also the number quoted is if all conditions were perfect, perfect food, space, oxygen. which never happens in real life.

[RespectMyHate]

@fingersjonny No I understand evolution.

[CrimsonFlameRTR]

@RespectMyHate

Bacteria produce asexually. They're reproducing exact copy of their genes. They AREN'T mutating like animals that reproduce sexually.

[thornton19toews]

@CrimsonFlameRTR

No, asexual organisms can develop mutations. How would some bacteria ever become resistant to antibiotics?

[lorddread30]

@ everyone replying to people with snarky comments: SMART ASSES UNITE!

[iNova707]

its over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[aloozer]

looks yummy



[suckmybass]

Ruined my appetite

[Repudation]

And that children, is where babies come from.

[axopodia]

wacalaaaaa

[Chiisana00]

S-s-s-s-shit!!!

[danscher444444444444]

hello i'm a german :)

[23riiko]

eww!! it scares me!!

[farguitarable]

bacteria porn.

[antdude]

Like Tribbles. :P

[plutoend99]

what do they eat lol?

[iskate12]

@plutoend99 Bacteria are decomposers. They feed off of dead organisms and minerals. When they do this they break down the materials they decompose. This is why bread mold is a diffrent color from the rest of the bread.

And don't worry they dont "eat" us. lol

[plutoend99]

@iskate12 lol someone knows what theyre talking about

[boredman443]

@iskate12 Mold is fungal but sure.

[makestuffguy]

Bacteria will rule the world some day.

[RisingAtheists]

@makestuffguy trust me dude, they already do, as you are reading this, 10^14 bacteria are having a good time on and inside you drinking and eating your body :)

(there are then times more bacteria in and on you than your own cells )

[makestuffguy]

@RisingAtheists Yeah I knew that there were more of them. I ment that bacteria would destroy civilization and humans, and RULE THE WORLD!:

[KalKyuLayTor]

@makestuffguy It used to. And it probably will again if WW3 happens.

[Maindrian5]

@makestuffguy they already do !

[shiva1055]

@makestuffguy they already do

[AdNeeb]

@makestuffguy

They kinda already do. There are more bacterial cells in your body than there are your cells.

[OxidaneProductions]

@makestuffguy They already are.

[Roffeskanal]

@makestuffguy It allready does.

[CSBABA]

They already do

[123123sephiroth]

@makestuffguy they already do

[personzorz]

@makestuffguy

They already do...

[juanarruti]

@makestuffguy they already do!

[AvatarItalia]

@makestuffguy the already do

[makestuffguy]

@makestuffguy Guys, I KNOW all ready! By ruling the world, I meant destroying the human race or something.

[Digiscat]

@makestuffguy Nope...some kill eachother off, and we have anti-biotics. If they gain reistance, they lose another trait, which makes them die off when theres no anti-biotic. (Due to other bacteria.) ... Though, get it to rain agar, and ya, theyll rule the world.

[TripleOG1991]

@makestuffguy lol they do there every where

[ONLYBESTVlDEOSFORYOU]

@makestuffguy i'd say they already do, they outnumber any other living organism on earth by whatevernumberyoucancomeupwith­-fold

[chrestian]

@makestuffguy we already do!



[RolfBrecht123]

@makestuffguy actually..... they already did

[pghg022]

@makestuffguy ...too late :O

[AltonJB1984]

@makestuffguy our successor probably

[Zeanu]

... That was frightening. I already knew it but the way she put it scared me a little.

[kennydinoboy]

5 x 10^21 bacteria... ugh... you do not see those kind of figures every day (macroscopically)!

[boredman443]

@kennydinoboy The estimated sand on earth is one mole (6.022x10^23), as is the estimated stars in the universe. :]

[kennydinoboy]

@boredman443 Haha! :)

[bomberfun1]

LOL!!! You're welcome :))

Anything that puts a smile on the face is good!

[dabigjokeoftheday]

Andromeda Strain

[ElDePorAhi1]

OSTIAS!!!!



[ballonman124]

OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[natanazizov]

stuyvesant ftw

[jcgurango]

5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.­..

[islandfireballkill]

3-d images of bacteria look really cool

[someEsoldier]

scary.

[rtmuldoo]

5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.­..?

[Machete964]

five thousand BILLION BILLION

[freesonyu]

2^72 = 4.72236648 × 1021

five thousand billion billion bacteria in one day!

[UltimateExtremed]

0:00 seems like a smile

[MusicVidInterpreter]

So every time they masturbate (which seems to be about 1 time per second), they give birth... I would hate to be a bacteria...

[WalDemento999]

I'm glad that bacteria is microscopic. :P

[Koyukonn]

where do they get the material to split and reproduce? Seems to happen so fast

[mihotoke51]

@Koyukonn From the environment around them.

[MrCamilekz]

progression

[BoardingenUSA]

@ooooooooooooman lol

[oooooooooooman]

Oh god they r so horny.

[cheecheepong]

this looks a lot like the bungie opening from Halo 1

[sebasrepiso]

@cheecheepong Hell Yeah!!

[javca96]

q bueno

[javca96]

con este video uno puede ser estudioso

[ascharov]

OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ra2yuri4]

This is exactly how Mexico does it...

[RebelliousTreecko]

@ra2yuri4

Indeed.

[kid43332]

@ra2yuri4 How Mexico does what?

[da939]

lol eeewwww

[skribbzo]

5 thousand billion billion !? thats like a BAZILLION BACTERIA :O

[opaz79]

why complain as long as they work and pay taxes?

[Bartignacy]

no bacteria = death!

[shoemakerleve9]

Wow, why wouldn't there be like pools of them thoe? if you know the answer, message me please!

[ejpbruel]

@shoemakerleve9 Exponential growth is always limited by the available resources.

[LoseTheGameDotCom]

@shoemakerleve9 They need food to keep on reproducing at that rate.

[colossalko]

shit like this gives me the creeps

[DannySmith300]

its the the creation from the terrorists i tells you!

[ziamosgendura]

Oooo, Im soo scared!

[alexc475]

if they had unlimited supply of food and space they could cover up the whole planet.

[Fullprime]

@alexc475 They already do, its only the competing bacteria that mean that the whole world isnt occupied by one particular strain

[Neko3031]

@alexc475 i just imagined waves of them sweeping through towns and digesting everything XD

[RisingAtheists]

@alexc475 they, already, do.... thy to get a sand corn and watch it under a microscope lol, bacteria bacteria bacteria!!!!

[TheChao123]

thats fast.......TOOO FAST!

[Slimboyfat1979]

Cool....

[amerthil]

i have a mommys little girl fetish

[CuppaS00p]

AIDS is a virus, not bacteria fool

[constpapa]

@CuppaS00p actually, AIDS is a disease that results from a virus...that virus being HIV.

[CuppaS00p]

@constpapa

Some people refer to HIV as AIDS when the HIV virus triggers its lytic cycle.

[datzfast]

@CuppaS00p HIV is the virus AIDS is the disorder or syndrome=not well understood

now that it is well understood the term AIDS became obsolete.

[juhnom]

@bomberfun1

everybody have bacteria somewhere on thier body. I hope you knew that :)

[placidesulfurik]

@juhnom Everybody has bacteria everywhere in their body. They keep us alive, try and remember that.

[kid43332]

@bomberfun1 Every human being has bacteria inside and on them...even you.

[SuperBasketballBoy12]

@bomberfun1 lol in sceince class we watched this video and saw and read this comment and everyone lauphed including the teachers! nice work!

[Zone355]

@bomberfun1 Oh man that is just to funny.

[Lam3]

@bomberfun1 this is what everyone has on everything and in every crevice.

[AndThePincers]

@bomberfun1 ROFL.

[2t22tornadosiren]

Bacteria are lucky, because I believe "doing it" is very dirty for humans only. Other animals do it without a feeling, but humans make it dirty and bad.

[pisvuten]

oh my fucking god. mean bacteria more than human?

[HotIronLungButter]

I'm not impressed. I live in a trailer park and my neighbor " Obie" has 18 children in the park from 22 different moms.