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  • I"m so glad I'm not the only one that uses Transcribe Audio when I need a good laugh. I laugh so hard I can hardly breath and have to pause the video sometimes or I'll pass out. No joke.

  • You ain't auctioneering your way outta this one, Jessup.

  • WHAT A CLOWN.

  • what did he say? o.O

  • haha these guys shit on pedos

  • They should find a potential predator who tests hovercrafts or hang-glides.

  • ?????!....I'm asian and I think I speak clearer english then him....and yes that still includes my "asian accent" thing too

  • 1:04 shows why police investigations and vigilanties shouldn't mix. What's amusing about a pedophile? Leave it to the cops.

  • HERP DERP

  • "and honestly if you were able add take you with me on traps strung out on top of philadelphia" haha transcribe audio 3:31

  • This reporter needs to be sodomized in one of the bible belt churches of the us

  • Hey nightline you suck fucking poles up your asses....reality tv when u people leave lovely sex alone!

  • kvns;dfjfnasdfhnsjafsdl;k is that what he said?

  • what's the difference? He could've freaking parachuted like a boss to her, he'd still be a pedophile none the less or more >_>

  • is this guy related to don vito?

  • Is he the REAL "King of the Hill" Boomhauer ? I can't understand ANYTHING he's saying.

  • er,er,er,er,er,er,er,er,i dun talk to her on the intronet T_T

  • i wudnt be suprised based only off of how this pedophile looks, if he LIVED in that giant truck lol

  • It was uh, 'T'-totally LMFAO!!!!! ¯\(°_o)/¯

  • Show up in a truck like a boss

  • It's Boomhauer from king of the hill!

  • LOL That's exactly who just came to mind!! Jesus!  LOL!

  • @jamesluc256 lol he really does sound like him.

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  • jnbjehn ihiumsm ihdiuh d hdiuhowqihu wekn eihiweuh iuhew uih kjhdihuwiuh..

  • Boomhauer, no!

  • @DonkeyPunchYoBitch Why would you WANT the pedophile get away? Noticing this for future reference were we? :P....

  • Wait, is that ANOTHER nbc show they are advertising in the background?

  • That truck driver is T-totally coked out of his mind.

  • may be he could talk better with a gun in his mouth

  • Who called for big lebowski.

  • BOOMHOWER from king of the hill lolololol

  • That guy is more american that the bloody statue of liberty.

  • @donuzov So french then.

  • ah babababababab dababababaa ahahahahaahah

  • Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeha loop

  • DougPatton1 is openly a pedo!

  • ahh ababa daba as awada dabba babba d dba aba aaa

  • Chris Hansen fucks kids, just listen to the way he talks. It's been proven too, he got arrested in 95 for molestation. This whole show is just a ruse to cover up Hansen's kid-fucking. Seriously, look it up.

  • @mryuck206 Can you back that up with a link?

  • It's so hilarious, lol, BOOMHAUER!

  • This one is my favorite, lol

  • 1. How does and old fart know how to use the internet

    2. When does a trucker have time to chat online

  • 1. How does an old fart know hoe to use the internet

    2. When does a trucker have time to chat online

  • sh nktalk 16 yr old dhsk too late shguehsh..yes sir

  • That is a typical meth-head truck driver.

  • Poor Billy Bob is totally tuned up on coke...that how users get when they get 'skeed'.

  • rullullallulluullululyllylylyl­yylyllylylluuulusuoisuiudiudiy­fuyufyruyfiuryruyuryruyflruyfr­luyruyurykuryfkuryfkuryrkuylku­rykuryfiuryoiudhjhdkjdhfkjhyhu­.....im goin to jail?

  • He walks out 'la la la la la! I got away with it! La la la!' police come 'fucking hell I just got shot by a taser gun!' police put him to ground 'gobble gobble gobble fucking gobble gobble off me!' dis guy is nuts

  • LMAO 1:58 with transcribe ..

  • @icanmyshoetie Hahah.. It IS funny. xDD

  • It's called Crystal Meth.

  • lol hit "Transcribe Audio" while watching this

  • Triver ??? ore driver ? *fg

    GreeZ

  • your fired !!!

  • He didn't git r done!

  • he sounds like fucking mushmouth

  • lmao chris hansen walks in and he says "just take her for a ride i wasn't gonna do nothing" xD

  • Chris has the best opening lines. Its legit.

  • Chris has the best opening lines. Its legit.

  • Where's the part where he gets tackled down by a guy in a ghillie suit?

  • he's a truck driver on meth

  • 15 isn't that bad.

  • @BatShitCrazeh yeah in a way it is, fucked up thing is where I'm at in Canada 16 is actually legal, but at the same time 16 has a more mature lvel than 15

  • @Layzie07

    Hey dude, so if she is 16...and the guy is 51 ..is he a pedofile....?

    i would say so........and ive seen 24 year olds act like idiots........I am a Canuck also...

  • this show is 100% fake

  • I was guunna take herr blah aboahbalbj and teh anlnla

  • This show is pathetic

  • @savemyplaylist It's the sick Pedos that are pathetic.  And C'mon, Hansen =Money

  • Del is so fucking hot! No wonder the pervs be show'n up!

  • 1:01 WTF is he saying?

    Decoy: Well I would love to go for a ride sometime

    Trucker: Well I'd love to take you, INAUDIBLE would take you. Lot of stuff out there to see

    Decoy: I Bet

    Chris Hansen: Where exactly were you going to uh..take her in tha truck of yours?

    Trucker: If she wants you to go, she wants to go for a ride, I take her for a ride mean nothing ride, I ain't mean, I ain't agree to no overtime, do nothing, I should be doing, some pervert walk around disrespectful.

  • @gp5 LMAOOOOOoo

  • I never knew that "Boomhauer" had a pedophile cousin. It must bring shame to his family.

  • is he a truck triver?

  • Boomhower

  • pedo:"pahstapadfatsa"

    what? XD

  • Miley Cyrus' grandpa?!??

  • okay this really isn't funny but WHAT THE HECK IS HE SAYING? lol. okay in all seriousness thats gross that he would take a girl for a ride in his work truck for his own little joy ride

  • Boomhauer's in jail hyuk hyuk hyuk. His days of banging his sister are over.

  • Do ya think... Nahh Her neighbors wont notice the giant semi parked in her driveway.

  • @johnnythesailorman Yeah, and like the neighbors wouldn't tell the girl's parents about the big semi parked in the driveway hahaha..... like I said in a previous comment about this, my guess is he;' a meth head and did some prior to parking in the driveway.

    He was probably so tweaked out he didn't think to consider that maybe parking his semi in the driveway would be a dead give away.

  • he is very nervous thats why he talsk fast. and yes he does look like the guy from King of the Hill !!

  • it shouldn't be illegal to fuck teenagers.

  • @Clockninja

    If you're a nasty 40 year old it should be.

  • @unhallowed45 Well, if it's illegal for 40-year-olds, it should be illegal for everyone over 25 (if they're 16-18) because guys that age who are looking to diddle little girls are ALWAYS scum bags.

  • WHY?! WHY did you cut before the tazering?!?!?! 

  • Fuckin' boomhauer.

  • @Rathalos887 lmfao hahahahahahahhahahahahahaahhah­a

  • habba habba habba

  • WTF is hes saying ???????

  • Damn redneck's sister not good enough for him

  • hahah its boomhauer from king of the hill

  • what website do these guys use? don't they know to change sites?

  • @kingsolomon00 King, the trouble is, they do. On average, the first time a pedo is caught, it's around the 100th time they have tried this bullshit. Nail 'em up I say!!!

  • FUCKING toothless inbred redneck FUCK!

  • Red neck

  • These guys need sereous spuchological help to go meet up a kid who's underaged and even just saying sexual things to them online!

  • @BlueRoseFire There should be some sort of help center for thses guys so they can talk about their phycologial problem out becouse something needs to be dun BEFORE these guys get cought! So that they can get help BEFORE they do anything to a child rather then most only getting some type of help AFTER the fucked over a childs life forever!

  • The truck driver is a fucking tweaker. Meth scumbag.

  • lol.. i actually understood him... sort of.. i think...

  • all i heard him say was "Earrahgummamama huraah" "hurrahgumana"

  • lmao pisses him self at...1:17

  • somebody get a translator or put some english subtitles lmao

  • chris hanson always spoils the fun

  • lol i couldnt underdtand the trucker guy so good! i love the guy who busts them!

  • This motor mouth is fluent in gibberish.

  • "So you said to this 14 year old girl, "ibbs na gota there in your *blank* thems ra hoo am those *blank* whee hoo!'. Is that an appropriate thing to say to a 14 year old girl?"

  • @GBoCookies ???????? I see ur also fluent in jibberish. Good luck with that.

  • well, this guy's career as a trucker may be over, but he has a promising future awaiting him, doing cartoon voice-overs for "King of The Hill"!!

  • I just love watching these to see how similar all of them acts, it ALWAYS is the same, human nature is so much fun

  • mmm he is so sexy lol!

  • 0:00 LOL

  • @PrototypeC4 haahha i no

  • @deathfuckinghaze uhhhhh.....

  • WTF LOL XD redneck version of kanye west indeed

  • Internet + red necks= lot of lolz

  • I can talk faster than the drive!

    Thedriverisapedo.

    Helookslikemyoldbusdriver.

    See?

    Told ya I could talk faster. 8D

  • @ Chrismonster3

    I love you.

  • Chris: You know know how many times i hear that?

    Driver: You hear it all the time .

    LMFAO!

  • The creepy part is, dudes must be sucessful at this a lot. It's mind boggling.

  • can an 18 year old be together with a 15 year old?

  • yes but not in texas we have a three year law !!

  • i need subtitles for that guy.

  • its KANYE WEST!!!

  • BOOMHOWER

  • i think he knows how to speak chinese!

  • ahhaahahhhahahahah what the **** is he saying? hahahahha

  • hahahaha

  • LMAO What the fuck was this guy saying?

    "Dawaah i dooilloi take a ride take a ride oneaana boula no pervert d-d-d-diama lamma hill lama hill"

  • man, what language does he speak?

  • "I was going to take her for a ride, for a ride, I wasn't....take her for a ride...I was on...on..on....take her for ride....I ain't no pervert......" HaHaHa! Redneck!

  • i swear whut he speaks is not english

  • This show is both disturbing and a comedy in 1

  • right me and my wife be glued to the tv when it comes on

  • He couldn't be content with handling the stick shift [or much earlier TWO stick shifts!:)], he had to touch little girls and litltle boys's der weinerschnitzels.Double Clutching for him means something sexual.

    '

    Pedophiles are such creeps.

    Sgteve

  • He talks like the guy from King of the Hill

  • So true l o l

  • At least someone is catching these people before they hurt more kids

  • hahaha

  • @niceworkmicrosoft damnitmanmanitellyouwhatmantha­tssomeprettyfuckedshitmanitell­youwhatithinkpervertsdeserveto­diebyleathalinjectionman. *slurp*

    yup

  • @niceworkmicrosoft lol boomhower

  • @niceworkmicrosoft I'd say he did some methamphetimine in the rig prior to showing up at the house. A lot of truckers do that stuff.

  • This is the prototype for boonhaer

  • My god, he talks like he had a baseball in is mouth...

  • WOW LOL pedos these days CAN they think what are they doing ....

  • This has got to be Boomhauer's brother!! ROFL

  • exploiting the working man.......pathetic.

  • Who's exploiting the working man?

  • mickey mouse....so burnt out on this subject....it just wrong and need not intellectualizing.....in short:: teengage girls don't seduce old men online, so it's coercion in the highest degree to create a scenerio whereby men (who might ordinarely not be agressive that way) are humiliated like this....i've come to hate this country i live in -- the many manifestations of puritinism are so sublime most don't realize what it's doing (done) to us....we need to fuck more and we need more nude beaches.

  • These are adult men. It doesn't make any difference whether the teenage girls tried to "seduce" them (although from the chat logs, it appears clear that the men are the instigators). Any man who would leave his home, hop in his car, and drive to where he believes he will find a teenage girl home alone is a CRIMINAL.

    Although you are right: If people just fucked more in general, maybe this wouldn't be such a widespread problem in the U.S.

  • a) no teenage girls are involved.....b) fish never instigate fishing.....c) thoughts, in a sane society, are not punishable -- this is ameri$ide, land of corruption......don't drive drunk::WE WILL FIND YOU...and take off that funny bathing suit, after all your a man.

  • Once given the opportunity, these men pursued the "bait" with fierce determination. What if the people they were chatting with really had been teenage girls? Because it happens all too often: men try to, and DO, meet teen girls for sex.

    No one is punishing these men for their thoughts; they are free to keep their impulses to themselves. No, these men are being punished for their ACTIONS. They consciously and willfully left the domain of fantasy and sought out sex with underaged teens.

  • i've said it already, but obviously your not a very good reader -- teenage girls are as likely to hangout in chatrooms picking up old men as they are hanging out in porn shops buying male blowup dolls......this video, and all the other episodes of 'catch a preditor' only reveal the hypocracy of the 'land of the free'.....men are but slaves, they should cut their hair, wear trash bags as clothing, invest in porn and be humiliated like this on public tv.......america i hate you.

  • Teens hang out in chat rooms. Men who seek sex with teens also hang out in chat rooms. If a man wants to convince a teen to engage in some kind of sexual activity, he has a great advantage, because teenagers are generally emotionally immature, self-conscious, and easily impressed by adults. These men stroke the girls' ego, tell them how beautiful they are, tell them they love them--and this approach sucks in all too many teen girls, who are at that age quite naive... (cont.)

    PREDATORS. Get it?

  • Bullshit.....this image u have of men being dominant and in control of anything is a complete illusion....for starts, women are sexually repelled by men who are forced to dress like potato sacks and are but glorified johns, therefore girls (let alone women) have no interest in pursuing men on the internet......the feds are indeed the pursuers, introducing an imaginary dynamic to bring men into an extremely real legal system which will humilate them for life.....go on -- get laid in a chat room.

  • I'm not talking about men being in control of women--I'm talking about ADULTS who are able to psychologically manipulate CHILDREN in order to pursue their own sexual gratification.

    And it happens, all the time. Adult men are able to sweet-talk, cajole, and persuade underaged girls into having sex with them. This isn't some trumped-up issue--it's a grim reality. Get your head out of the sand.

    BTW, I have several friends who've ended up having sex with people they've met in chat rooms.

  • again, to repeat myself (and i really hate repeating myself) many of these child lovers would never venture beyond the vurtual realms of these fantasy rooms and are no threat to anyone.....the dynamic created by offering something which would not exist in reality serves one purpose only: to victimize men......this has become 'en vogue' in western culture....perhaps, by the time man realizes just [how much] he's being victimized it will be far too late....right now he is little more than a slave.

  • Nonsense. You're acting as if the only predators out there are are the ones nabbed by Dateline. Child predation isn't "something which would not exist in reality." It DOES exist, and it's a growing problem--why do you think so many men show up to this sting operations?

    These predators aren't "victims"--they activity initiate conversations, and they keep on talking long after they've been informed that the person is underaged.

    The "slave" metaphor is so absurd as to not merit acknowledgement

  • No metaphor implied. Men are, in fact, slaves to their desires which are being used to coerce him. We should be very glad that these men are hanging out in chatrooms and jerking off with other men -- again, you seem unable to grasp the fact that women (especially young girls) don't hang out in chatrooms. Most of these 'preditors' are creations of the feds who are leading overly emotional parents into believing they're protecting your child.....who has far more to worry about in the real world.

  • I'm a man, and I'm not a slave to my desires. Nor do I share your implicit fatalism--as if these men didn't have a CHOICE whether or not to leave the world of "role-playing," hop in their cars, and drive great distances for the express purpose of HAVING SEX WITH CHILDREN.

    Predators are a "creation of the fed"? I have no response to such a simple-minded and naive comment.

  • And the term "child lovers" is disturbing. These men are child ABUSERS. They don't give a shit about the kids.

    If they loved children, they'd respect the fact that children are not emotionally ready for sexual relationships, or indeed for sexual activity of any kind. If they loved children, they wouldn't risk doing long-term psychological damage by exposing children to areas of the human experience that are reserved for consenting ADULTS.

  • They love children and they abuse them (in the real world)......where it should be kept. Whatever happened to 'innnocent until proven guilty?'. I hate Chris Hanson because he's using opportunism to sell morality as family entertainment. Sick fucking bastard. He deserves to get anally raped by a black man wielding ample girth and width for the crimes he's commited against these innocent computer geeks (who presume they're roleplaying 90% of the time).

  • As for Dateline's motives--of course they tried to make the show as sensationalistic and lurid as possible. That's how you get high ratings. One is free to debate Chris Hansen's journalistic ethics.

    But I still think they did a great public service. If even only one man saw the show and had second thoughts about indulging his sexual impulse to have sex with a child, then it will have been worthwhile.

  • No one is claiming that teen girls are out there trolling the chat rooms for adult men to have sex with. It's the men who pursue the girls. And such sting operations are a perfectly justifiable way of identifying these type of men.

    It's like when undercover cops go to a bad neighborhood and leave a car unlocked with the keys still in it. Anyone who then takes the car is a car thief and SHOULD be prosecuted as such. The fact that police offered an enticement is irelevant.

  • the distinction must be stressed again, that these 'type of men' are innocents quite often -- just people who may not think like me or you.......men should be allowed to fantasize about whatever they want, even if it entails doing someone several digits below the law.......we mustn't let the thought police have their way.....remember 1984?

  • I agree, people should be free to fantasize all they want, about whatever they want, whenever they want.

    But they act on those desires--when the fantasy intrudes into reality and results in harm to children--then it becomes an issue for the ACTUAL police.

  • And it must always be distinguished that what the feds are doing is every bit as fantastical as these mens preferred pastime.....anbd is equally as degenerate. Debates such as ours reflect the current state of things: where we're at in relativity to technology.....which in so many ways has enabled deception, coercion and exploitation. How will we acclimate to this privacy-busting artillary? We shall continue to grow apart from one another, through distrust/suspicion.

  • You make some very good points. I think that one of the major motivators of good behavior is the potential for personal accountability. The internet, with its ability to make people anonymous, tends to undermine the "social contract." I fear you are right: lacking genuine interaction with others, we will become increasingly suspicious and distrustful, which will in turn increase our isolation.

    Ever read "The Great Divorce" by C.S. Lewis? His depiction of hell is exactly along these lines.

  • I outghta, sounds like a neat book. Now that i've figured out how to wrap a towel around my jaw to enable painlessness for a while, I have no excuse for being poorly unread. Yes, all this stuff we've been talking about is pretty opaque when it's hard to exactly know where these 'pedophiles' stand in regardes to the 'social contract'. Many of them may just assume everythings not real -- working men who are just indulging in the toys a sick world handed to them. Victims, many of them.

  • I'm actually more sympathetic with actually pedophiles--that is, people who have a compulsion to have sex with children--than I do for these men. The girls these men lust for are, after all, sexually developed, so the desire itself isn't problemmatic.

    And most of them aren't victims. Listen to their excuses--"I'm lonely, "I'm bored," "My wife just left me." These aren't troubled souls; they're horny, immature men who don't care WHO they have to hurt in order to get their rocks off.

  • True. I bet if mankind wasnnt as intelligent, humans would have probably started mating around 13.

  • What happened to your jaw?