Blood Squirting Lizard

[StrikerSL9]

I don't get why "regular old blood" makes the coyote retreat.

Does the coyote think that it's bleeding? Is it worried that it might get some in its eyes?

[calebarnes112honda]

can it eat crickets if i but it as a pet

[deathtrooper199]

when he squirts blood from his eyes i think i am going to be sick and vomit all over my computer.

[blablagooea]

they sold three of those at my local pet store YIKES!!!!!

[hornedfrog5]

TCU HORNED FROGS! FUCK YEAHH!!

[Trisar]

Shh. Hey. Shh. I can shoot poison out of my eyes.

[nonnah9]

Holy shit

[littlemoocowmedow]

lizard- running full speed

coyote-trotting

[Themisfitboys]

GIVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!

[forcryingoutloud911]

Dos is cool mõn

[avatarmn]

Horned lizard doesn't give a shit. He says "I'm just gonna burst blood all over your face. How do you like that, stupid?"

[7327Jay]

Imagine you were about to fight someone and they start squirting blood out their eyes I'd be like fuck that u win man

[SpartyFan1213]

Horned lizard doesn't give a shit

[PeterDivine]

...Can't stop rubbing my eyes now...

[ThePieIsLie]

He brutally devours the ants AND uses them to moisturize his skin.

-Scumbag Lizard

[PWNSCOUTMOVIES]

DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY!

[soberchimera61]

1:46 the lizard's like: "Don't start nothin, won't be nothin." 

[YouCanCallMeCharlz]

Well done old chap.

[Calisheriff]

sounds like my girl. I see her blood and i run for the hills

[CooperSnow]

wonder what the cooldown on that attack is

[lucasraveneyes]

0:45 perfect godzilla monster



[themisterrandomshow]

that lizard would be done for if he met a vampire bat.

[tommyrood3]

@themisterrandomshow XD Best comment ever.

[kelmer44]

Strange jizz that is

[back2backstudios]

I love horny toads (lizzards) mainly cuzz I watched Rango but, they r so cute evn if they squrt blood!:D

[182crazyK]

Wow, screw that bullshit about animals having special patterns that discourage predators from attacking because they think they're facing a bigger animal, lizard eye-blood would genuinely freak me the fuck out.

[Yniguez7]

Haha I have one of these and it has never squirt blood from it's eyes at me but deam he eats wathever insect I give him

[29Texan]

TCU! TCU!

[TheSereneShinigami]

It's BloodSpittingLizard! XD

[HideogemuMeijin]

What if women did this when it's that time of the month....

[TheEvilEmporerBunny]

Dear God,

What the fuck?

Amen

[mindwarpxD]

@TheEvilEmporerBunny Amen



[koshindan]

Fox: What the fuck did you? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO!

[ahref]

@koshindan its a Coyote

[luvmybombingdevil]

@koshindan Coyote, actually. But yes, agreed.

[bronowithlizards]

@koshindan um its a coyote

[Lejyon100]

disgusting

[farfuckinout]

ahhh wtf!!!!!!!

[villainousturtle]

The most metal animal?

[Ultimatefiren]

*pukes*

[k3nn3dy2000]

img i have one of these

[squishylamp911]

i caught a horny toad yesterday and named it Larry the lizards cousin in the vid

[ashleymarielathrop]

Kinda disturbing but really cool

[koolbowser961]

0:56, I can hear the lizard making a gulp sound :P

[Evzehhh]

Whhhaaaattt! Thats cool and creepy at the same time!

[VICOFERO]

whattt!!!!!

[Morrnsta]

Kratos 1:34

[777pixlemap]

how do i shot blood?

[SuperLIZARDMAN100]

cool



[igamerburnu]

that is gross

[QBroun]

I love how that one ant was just sitting there washing his balls and BAM!

[JazzyFae1201]

Awesome

1-4-3 Ray Ray 4ever

I AM MINDLESS

[whatdhellusername]

WTF

[xMaSHZzZ]

AIDS right there

[venom7193]

What happens to they eye?

[motormouthtim]

My ex used to menstruate this way to deter creepy guys in clubs.

[MyRocket12]

WTF! if a coyote eats things that have blood in them then how does it repel them?

[eXist2048]

@MyRocket12 I wonder the same thing.

[SickM3nace]

@MyRocket12 The commentators ah dumb ass , thats not plain blood.

[BananaBoyL337]

@MyRocket12 This isn't normal blood were talking about. Horned Lizard blood is apparently really bitter tasting. So the coyote now has a bad taste in its mouth and is most likely freaking the hell out. I know I would if someone shot blood out of their eyes at me :P

[MyRocket12]

WTF!

[TheMonkeesRock]

My science teacher has 2 of these in tha classroom they eat red ants and they are covered by a red light

[ManGaStyle1993]

it used mangekyou sharingan :D!

[xservintage]

@ManGaStyle1993

AMATERASU!

(coyote burns in eteral black flames)

G-AH!

(lizard's eye starts to bleed)

[ManGaStyle1993]

@xservintage this is what i was thinking about xD

[xservintage]

@ManGaStyle1993

Exactly! :D

[BananaBoyL337]

@ManGaStyle1993 This comment is full of WIN

[ManGaStyle1993]

@BananaBoyL337 hehe ;D

[trevor6m]

Won't he run out of blood?

[tinpanalley89]

@Coyote: If u decided to eat that shit, the why r'u disgusted by his blood :/ ?

[Marzell765]

Aids?

[705roxy]

headshot coyoteee!!

[RyanTheSears]

Cool!

[TheLahness]

Bad commentator. And he says "its nothing more than plain old blood"

Actually it contains a type of chemical that repels K9's. Baaad baaad commentator.

[arriesdavid]

@TheLahness god didn't u hear him? to repel cayotes (or what ever u spell that) !!!!

[MrTGclan]

haha r thy posinas

[Trustthapo]

@MrTGclan Thou art not 'posinas,' whatever the hell that is.

[MrJatt1125]

Use to catch these all the time when i lived in Nevada!!

[YorktownLosylvania]

0:01 skip ad

[McleanMedia]

big deal, women do this all the time....except out their vaginas

[chelseamuse72]

that is a BADASS reptile

[Carnivaling]

Thumbs up if you searched up "Blood". :\

[DarthKrattus]

@Carnivaling Yep. lol

[ELEMENT1111100]

Why the fuck...

[spyksa]

سبحان الله وبحمده 

[TheRastaguy]

oh no, oh no, oh no.... TAKE MY AIDS!!!!!!!!!!!

[DarthKrattus]

@TheRastaguy LOL.

[machetero1]

HOLY SHIT.... BAD ACID!

[UniteForgetLeftRight]

i didnt know horned lizards could run that fast

[cordelb94]

that is badass!!! :D

[mznhtan]

سبحان الله

[celtickawaii57]

Hey, maybe this lizard knows Enoby!

[JoNnYShizzle]

my eye hurts

[reiwarner]

what an emo thorny lizard !!

[YoshiFan300]

0:55 ...nom...

[Deadmilkmen1]

OMG AIDS I'M OUTTA HERE

[UVAhoos12]

is the blood being squirted in this video legit?

[Songkhi]

that's one emo lizard

Wolf : hey where are you going ? Come here lets play !

Lizard : I wanna be alone ! LEAVE or ..... I'll spit blood on you !

[karmakomodia]

Hahaha.. Yeah take THAT you Coyote you. I VIL spray you Vit my Toxic creepy eye blood.. Crack up how the Coyote whimpers off. .." Mommie... He sprayed me with EYE BLOOD.. and got my fur all Ickie n stuff.

the mom coyote replies..: " I warned you about making friends with those LEEZARD Gansta's. Nothing but trouble.

I view such things with the mind of a cartoonist. . I am not anti Nature But.... If I had my way. MERMAIDS AND TINKERBELLS would be Real.. .

[feelthedark1]

@karmakomodia wat?

[karmakomodia]

@feelthedark1 It's a private joke.. between me and a pal.. Did not mean to confuse you...!!!

[Cscottrun53]

That's what I do with my jizz

[gmodman999]

I found a horned lizard... I also figured out that he was a she. ._.

[PinkPunkyKat]

A horny toad! I've talked to people who would play with them as kids. Aparently it takes a lot to make one angry. I've taked to several people who said they would pick them up by the tail and play with them like a yo-yo yet the lizard still never squirted them.

[mmapp80]

this is the most metal lizard ive ever seen

[AOD901]

wut. I don't even...

[EagleLC21]

TCU will be doing this to the Badgers today! Go frogs!

[RICHARDTOMLEY10WHARF]

i suppose its one nil on the evolutionary scale until the coyote wises up

[MongoBongo95]

I want to shoot blood out of my eyes D:

[CJvandermeer]

<3 emmaline

[XXchilorXX]

But doesn't the blood waste?Like if used too much it might die....?

[titanicsearch]

Holy shit!!  Beast'

[k9gwb]

Go Frogs!!!!

Gotta love the horned frog... aka the Horned Lizard. They used to be all over Texas, and we'd catch them when I was a kid.

Go TCU Horned Frogs!!

[Aerochalklate]

i saw it in real life and it scared me! :O

[TheTrueMetal9]

lol this lizard is awsome, kills pests without getting hurt and scares away predators 100x its size

[gaaragirlgo98]

loks like cherry-koolaid :U

[tchunu]

It's nice and all... but fucking creepy

[guitarist4196]

...

[mikeltv1]

0:58 the ant is picking its arse?

[DaJoshDude]

Ewwwwww....

[ben2nd]

did it died?

[steverileo]

@ben2nd Nope! I caught one of these in the Mojave Desert and it squirted blood at us like that when we first caught it. Me and my fellow Marines kept it as a "mascot" for the rest of the week then let it go, And he was 100% healthy.

[killaonmoco]

@ben2nd XD Meme

[NintendoNews2011]

@ben2nd no this strange attack dosnt affect the lizard at all

[gothicgal88]

but why would the coyote run away? its only blood and if its going to eat the lizard it would get blood on it.

[jbkgjbkg]

@gothicgal88 Because it taste like shit and it's scary :P

[DoTheDanwah]

thats beast

[ribbityfunfun6]

some st***d narranator from some baby show thought the lizard was squirting red pee from its eye.. haha!! ha!

[henk0909]

AWSOME i wish my waterdragon could do it than i got my own venom for those anoying moslims

[Butterflypopstar]

@henk0909 you mean muslims?

[henk0909]

@Butterflypopstar yeah i mean muslims in my language muslim is translated in moslims. sorry:-)

[Kbrown6050]

TCU!!!!!!!!!

[NYCBiGDEAZ718]

wtf? lol

[LittleLizard8]

I love lizards!!!!!!!!!

[Mr420chuy]

It hurts my eyez

[Butterflypopstar]

@Mr420chuy it hurts my eyes too.

[babylonangelsushi]

daaaaaaaaaaaaamn

[shippo481]

....o.0

[92DarkMaster92]

0:56 jajajaja... stupid ant! xD

it's rare... but cool... xD

[Mr420Phobik]

???ima jackoffasuar!=]

[Johnnyboybravo]

wow hold on, so why did the coyote ran if its only blood? was it confused of its own blood?

some crazy stuff shooting blood as a weapon...

[peacemakerdude]

WTF WAS THAT COMMERCIAL ABOUT..

[BTBASvampire]

i want to squirt bood out of my ears...that would be awsome :D

[pandabur912]

Horny toads are freaking cool.

[MeiLegg]

Does it hurt the lizard? Rupturing a blood vessel sound painful :(

[randomguyfromtexas]

wow it sure does suck to be a ant with that fool around

[Harlemlate]

It's like it has Eye Beams only its blood, oh well close enough I guess.

[randomguyfromtexas]

@Harlemlate dont worry its only a couple of generations away

[RelaxingMusic212]

epic 

[mjsaga]

i heard horned toads squirt blood from their eyes when agry

[Ollie5566]

@XxXJennLuvsYewwXxX ???  only man is scary

[sovereignphil0013]

Okay.....creepy

[BlueVane]

From the ants' perspective, this is like a monster attack by Godzilla.

[l0vEtheSunnshineexo]

owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww .

[Wow3Wow2Wow1]

o ' neat o  :I

[Naturegirl12345678]

Epic nature is epic.

[southparkisthebest12]

Grows

[thatp3rsonunoesabout]

I know alot about lizards and i knew this reptile shoots blood but i didnt know it swelled up THAT much!

[gion13888]

Wtf

[AquaticDonut]

Get in there Regal Horned Lizard :)

That'll teach that coyote bugger. llo

[SparklyRedDrop]

I saw somebody do this in real life once, they're dead now though.. :|

[luke3413]

@SparklyRedDrop you made my day

[SparklyRedDrop]

@luke3413 lol :(

[azn6190]

I remember this in my classroom I read a book about it last year in 5th grade.

[drillroid56]

i got 1 question was the ants yust very big or did the camera yust zoomed in ??

[mmapp80]

this is the most metal lizard ever

[AWAKENxEXMORTIS]

@mmapp80 Hell ya!

[thripsys61]

Video needs Castlevania Bloody Tears music blasting in the background.

[thatmetalfan666]

thats satans lizard

[ericown]

Squirts....... Highest orgasm it can ever had..

[infamousfcuker]

OPTIC BLAST!

[Nullstr1ng]

@infamousfcuker blood

[Robdoggh]

@infamousfcuker

oh shit. Does it have a cyclone kick?

[KnowJehovah]

The only religion that uses God's name Jehovah and tells of a resurrection of loved ones in an incoming new world order where sadness is finally gone. Thank you

[Robdoggh]

@KnowJehovah

does he do that by squirting blood out of his eyes at us? Cuz I don't want Hepatitis G.