funny things you can say to people

[RosaleenTheCrazyGirl]

hAH

[luke3t6]

just say "there is two in the bathroom" and walk away.

[iheartPvZ4eva]

lol

[chocolatefever86]

i wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.

[minkedolphin1]

ive said all of these and they all have been true lol most of them not the last one (but it will be ehehehehehehehehehe

[blackopsjoey99]

Your from Belgium ...go make some f*** n waffles I'm done here

[HELENAISNUTS]

1:03 lol

[SPONGEBOB68328]

1.Say ur name 10x

2.Say urr mama name 5x

3.Say ur crushes name 3x

4.on the nearest Friday ur crush will kiss u

If u dont post this to 4 vids it will be the worst day of ur life

[TheILUS1]

isnt it fun to be the funniest in class

[sampleforyou]

In Belgium i won 700 euro with ball ball game, they play it whit glasses.

[simonsevillelover211]

i tried the gummy bear one on my dad and he rolled his eyes and said true

[simonsevillelover211]

one day at adventure land i walked up to 2 random dudes my age and said hey bob hey steve how are you? they said WTF and i said remember me im the one who drowned your pet snake 3 days ago and then the said CHARLINE?????!! I ALMOST DIED FROM LAUGHTER

[MsAnnieTyler]

my brother once had a shirt looking like 0:37

[abbiepancakeeater52]

i said the slice of cheese one and my uncle didn't laugh...

[Dreamer10124]

One time my friend went in to a pet store and said " do u sell bunnies? I love bunnies! I mean I REALLY love bunnies!!" but she said it really fast and then she started hopping around the store randomly yelling out " bunnies" every 5 seconds. Idk y... But the lady got mad and kicked us out... :)

[MsAnjalena]

i knew half this stuff already....is that bad... O_O????

[mandrsis4life]

I LIKE RABBITS.... please tell me where ths fits in, caz idk.. hmm

[codplaya70634]

i like the one its all fun in games untill someone gets hurt....  then its hilarious 0:35

[DarkLover676]

I said the gummy bears joke to my teacher.

Oh and here's a tip to get a classic reaction, laugh super evilly. They will stare at you like you are insane. It's hilarious!

[thesaracarrow]

im so useing this....haha watch out tay

[Clawdia44]

Lol at the 2 top comments XD They made my day!

[lilmissawesome13]

my fave is 1:03

[HaloKittycat3]

GOOD MORNING,,, I SEE THE ASSASINS HAVE FAILED

[13Truely]

Ok today at school,my sister was chasing a kid in my class through the school because he had my friends microphone.he ran towards a wall and quickly turned,my sister on the other hand is kind of a dart and so she didn't stop and of course ended up head butting the wall.It was hilarious!

[upthegrove4]

AH CABOOSE bom chicka wha wha

[supersinger234]

0:41 is it werid to say i died laughing at that point?

[iiEatCookiexx]

@supersinger234 no caz i was laughing too and im normal.............

i think

[OMAR75able]

serious laughter my ass !!!

[thewrestlingfrk]

guys name your ipod titanic then sync it and it will say titanic is syncing thumbs up if that was funny

[fiaa01]

@thewrestlingfrk you inconciderate basterd

[MrWESMAN22]

Lame

[TheLolAct]

itd be cool to pin ur sleeve to another persons sleeve with a safety pin when theyre not noticing

[vinmaster25]

last few are cool but how is "omg shoes" funny

[froger1999]

@vinmaster25 becouse if yu say it as if your really suprised and happy its funny couse you just look dume

[vinmaster25]

@froger1999 ..

[sinaihuerta]

LOL i luv the last one!..

[megablacknuke]

what about. Are you gay. have you never every making pope. or i have peeing in your foodbox.

[NagisaOwasaki]

lol, I said the Gummy Bear one wrong I said "You know why I like eating Gummy Bears? Cause they dont scream when you bite their heads off". lol XD

[Luv2JustBeMe]

omg omg i got something funny.....nope i forget it...wait wait its coming back...nope it isnt...no i rlly think i have ....no......oh yeah HI.

[Amzodian]

Your teeth are just like stars <3 Yellow and far away from each other!

[mopryIScool]

0:35 if my mam ever says its all fun and games till someone gets hurt , to me i'll just reply, then its hilarious!!!LAWLZ

[lucy1babe]

@mopryIScool haha i might do that

[pwnuloser3200]

Gay

[ElCaballo500]

walk into a class with a friend and say "so then i told him, THERE IS NO WAY THATS GOING TO FIT IN MY MOUTH!" funniest shit ever!!!

[dj87865]

@ElCaballo500 you got that from smosh

[MGRaiden64]

when someone asks me if i have an answer to a question, i say no, wait a few seconds, then ask them if they have the answer to it. good way to make a girl laugh

[PerMaFreeZer]

WAS THIS SUPPOSED TO B FUNNY? 

[BelgianBabe99]

okay so i was all smiley in class, so my teach said "y so smiley?" I said "they haven't found the bodies yet C:"

the cops were nearly called ><

[jbennafir]

i walked out to of the room smiling weirldly and sed to my sis "im smiling because they havent found the bodies yet", she narrowed her eyes and looked at me weirdly and confused and i turned and walked back.

[HockeyFan7374]

i also wonder what its like to be a slice of cheese. just chillin' with the other cheeses.

[Miaka150]

I'm smiling, now try checking your wallets

[zebragirl407]

@Miaka150 ok i had 32$ in there..........where is it!

[2dittoz]

Randomly say to someone: So How's your mom? thats actually funny..

[TheRicosity]

I'm going to school this week.

I'll say these funny phrases.

Good job. :)

[IcXxEp]

i only liked the OMG, shoes

[ttjp7914]

i got one LOL I GOT A PET DUCK

[ipodps3andme]

Only 1 tht WZ funny WZ the blame my parents

[boxerpupplover9]

the jokes are funny , but it would ber better if u had music

[exacto98]

LOL!!!!!

[jellyxjadeo]

LOL ice cube one made me rofl



[G0T0HellBish666]

I HAVE A POPSICAL IN MY BASMENT dont fuckin go in my close >>

[unholyraviel1]

ok no music?

[mshollywoodundeadftw]

the only part that made me laugh was when it said aaron , mason , And no one else

[israela99]

its all funn & games untilo someone gets hurt then its hilarious

[SmileAtMe97]

"I wonder what it's like to be a slice of cheese."

I'm easily amused.

:)

[1426808]

@Balletstar1225 I didn't read it. And would you post something if you tell people not to read it?

[XXBresciaXX]

Dont read this cause it actually works.You will be kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life.tomarrow will be the best day of your life.However if u dont post this comment to at least 3 videos you will die within the next 2 days now u have already started reading so dont stop. This is so scary put this on at least 5 videos in the next 143 minutes when your done press f6 and your lovers name will appear on the screen in big letters this is scary cus it works

[Ijustwantstuffmyway]

@XXBresciaXX Cool story bro

[DogsnPuppies101]

@XXBresciaXX yea kinda like the ghost who said if you don't post this i will kill you by midnight but guess what? im NOT DEAD. also I've seen this months ago and guess what? im NOT DEAD.

[accountnameism547]

@XXBresciaXX

wow thats some chain FAIL

[us4everneverend]

WOW music does make things more interesting 

[littledeth1000]

here r 3

1:HOLY CRAP, A DOOR!

2:Um, ya that.

3: HARY DARATONA! i trademarked this! u cant use this, only me and my friends can!

[1234567890gearsofwar]

ask your teacher to go to the bathroom if she say no shake your leg constantly when she say go say go were then oh the bathroom i don't got to go no more

[14hsm38]

That was not funny at all. worst 1:16 of my life. Its sad to say that Rebecca Black was better...

[14hsm38]

that sucked......worst video ive ever seen. Rebecca Black was better.

[fraco180]

randomly funny.but you forgot to tell them that vegatarian was the indian word for lousy hunter

[JedwardLove]

haha.

[dinosourgorawr]

Say ur name 10x

Ur mama name 5x

Ur crushes name3x

On Friday ur crush will kiss u

Post on 4 other vids or it will be a bad day

[fraco180]

@dinosourgorawr fuck off mr.

[thewrestlingfrk]

the world isn't gonna end in 2012 cause my yogurt expires in 2013 thumbs up if that was funny

[cheer56781]

@thewrestlingfrk yeah no its not...-.-

[lanthasmj]

@thewrestlingfrk I wonder how much yogurt is in it if you can eat it after two years. :D

[bzipyy2212]

@thewrestlingfrk that was kindof funny until you said, thumbs up if that was funny6

[PS3Ahziiz]

@thewrestlingfrk damn some good yogurt

[tiffanykerley]

@thewrestlingfrk YOGURT!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH ROAR MINE!!!! YOGURT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BACON!! hey u got $50 i can borrow?

[600rainbow]

Cool

[samw363]

like if you didnt laugh once....

[SuperSmurfy96]

Gay....

[loveroflife5499]

im smiling. that should make u scared

[GalacticBarbieMinaj]

This wasnt funny!!! Except for the part where it says i wonder what its like to e a slice of cheese ha. BUT YU JUST COPIED THESE SAYINGS! Theyre not even original (rolls eyes)

[THEPOWEROFLIFE2011]

@GalacticBarbieMinaj well mr os ms knowitall do u think their suppose to be original to be funny or not funny???

[GalacticBarbieMinaj]

@THEPOWEROFLIFE2011 Yu dont make sense & yur being creepy & i said its not funny & YU DONT MAKE SENSE!!!!

[purpleblast123]

ummmmmm wheres the funny part????

[metallicaisawesome14]

Gay.

[wormzer24]

1m th1nk1ng 0f a numb3r b3tw33n13 and 13

[SugarHikaru]

@wormzer24 ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmm 131/2?

[NXTneocube]

VOLUME 2!!!!! VOLUME 2!!!!

[lizzytjejen]

I was actualy sad when I started waching this... YOU MADE MY DAY!! I laughed like the whole time!!! xD THANK YOU!!! <3

[tanakris1]

i really wwonder what its like to be a slice of cheese

[smilieys84]

here's one, it doesn't matter whether you win or lose...it matters whether i win or lose.

[AdventuresonKooyDr]

I moo at My parents when they say My name

[CRAZYTONYJR7]

here is one.i wonder were mario goes when he dies in a level

[CRAZYTONYJR7]

here is one.i wonder were mario goes when he dies

[collieluvr99]

I like the last one da best

[smellypandapoop]

Point somewhere and be like that kid looks retarded then when everyone looks just look forward and ignore them

[ShelbooTheSavage]

I've said all of these to my friends!!

Not even joking!!

And I didn't know about the video either!!

[josieswails]

@ 0:27 you should say omg, taco's XD

[AshlinDaul]

This is really funny!

[HorseLuva132]

"MOM THAT IS'NT FREE TAKE THAT OUT OF YOUR PURSE" in a crowded shopping center :P Sit back and watch XD

[tanakris1]

@HorseLuva132 ive done that before

[getmeaponynow]

lol,whisper to someone"dont tell anyone,but guess what!!!?" then ignore them.



[NERDddx1]

i want those buttons

[TheAmazingMirror]

lame...cept #3

[starsrule400]

I said some of this stuff to my bff and boyfriend and they laughed

[TheLaureneliza]

.. sounds like ur six..

[coolangel123456789]

One time I screamed "the brittish are coming" during S.S

and keep this in mind: I wasnt paying attention, i only said that cause someone infront of me said brittish.

So after I say that yhe teacher's like "Exactly, they screamed that while telling the people.."

ahh, it was so funny, i was expecting to get in trouble...

[eSsCarlos115]

Upside Down Hashbrowns.

Property Of yourpersonalhobo.

[nameless50000]

i said " i wander what it would be like to be a slice of cheese!" 2 my sis and she said " did u say that 2 wind me up?"

"yeah"

after that lets just say i had a bruis on my face!!

[TheEntertainmentPro]

GOOD VIDEO

[REBECCAtheSOPRANO]

.......so basically you just took what other people said and put it in a video.

[2000reeda]

@j0kster101 my friend also has a shirt that sais that lol

[Smurphette97]

I smile a lot... People say I'm insane and one time someone believed me when I said I killed someone BUT I DIDN'T!!!!!!! They ran away really fast. I should have video taped it.......

[vzdragon]

@Smurphette97 I got 2 of my high school teachers to become afraid of me lol. They said that they never want to meet me in a dark ally. ;)

[XxXMadDjXxX]

is that a fish ? no stupid it's your father :P

[2000reeda]

how about this; its all fun and games untill the police show up

[MusicSoother12]

how do quicklist?

[MusicSoother12]

i watched this be4 den i couldnt find it now ive found it hehe so funny btw wat does lmao mean?

[popcrazyhead]

@MusicSoother12 laugh my ass off

[christop214]

All of these really would only be funny in 3rd or 4th grade...

[crazeeee1001]

@christop214 my 4th grade is ending in 6 days.  :'(

[NickManor]

"Smile if you're not wearing undies!"

[SugarHikaru]

@NickManor :D

[wolfalynn]

i like

dont fallow in my foot steps i run into walls

lmao

[Eskalial2]

get a bunch of people to follow you and find one lone person and scream " THERE HE IS!!! GET HIM" and chase after him XD

[frankustoing]

that was very gay and u cant een really say half that stuff

[The3ozra2eel]

suckssssssss okay and one poor rate XD

[Kerriangel]

heres one for you:

I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try and keep up!!!

[MusicSoother12]

lol

x

[zacharysell]

@Kerriangel lol, i have a shirt that says that!

[SweetoBoyee]

@Kerriangel this is the only one that mede me smile =D

[JACKIE7ify]

i wonder wat its lyk to be a slice of cheese?

lmfao

[MissDevil99]

:) im smiling cuz they havnt found the bodies

[WalkingInTennisShoes]

GAY

[iSkateFridays]

@WalkingInTennisShoes super gay

[oxsvl]

i wonder what it like being a slice of cheese ... ?

[puppiesrule709]

i guess cheezyy

[23redwings23]

lame

[AcademicFailure]

When you're around a bunch of people, make a scene by grabbing your balls and screaming, OOOH AAHH OUCH. You could also place a condom in a shopping cart when someone isn't looking. Preferably if they are 2 or more. It causes a lot of confusion, and it's very funny to videotape.

[AnnaLye11]

im smiling

[1TreeHGirl]

I actually say some of those...

[KillswitchRG]

Not funny

[bbcutiepie9]

FUNNY!!

[TB596]

GUMMY BEARS!!!!!

[frootloopbeller]

I LUV THE GUMMY BEAR ONE!!!!!

[Mitsiki34]

lol :D

im smiling coz they havent found the bodies yet :P

[lilfatsoburger]

the best one is coke

[Ohsnhapitsdenus]

you know whats funny, hanging out with a group of your guy friends, then randomly shout "oh shit my dicks out!" and see how many of your friends are gay... HI5

[twilightobsessedemzy]

lmao

[effrumman]

i have a shirt that says that at :38

[DeadGears193]

He got omg shoes from kelly!

[shaven77]

u got a point supagoalie

[supagoalie]

all gay

[Nukeman12345]

heres one randomly shout " DO I HAVE A BIG HEAD?"